The night is coming on, the schoolboys are in bed, isn't it high time we had one of those good ol' English threads?Da Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
>>124835333 (OP)Eedee narhooi.
bump #1
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Что написал нихуя не ясно
Hello, folks. Wacha doing?
сажи дауну
сажа
> 1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in RussianHaha
>>124836538>>124836459Stupid pidorashkas flying to the moon, nice.
Сажи пидорахенсону
фу блять ОП пидорахенсоноидсон
>>124837132Samefag, please.
I don't understand. Does OP mean I should write in Russian?
>>124838074On the contrary, you mustn't.
А можна писати гарной мовою, адже Україна і Англія - брати навік
Привіт хлопці, теперь це тред Української мови
>>124838426I mustn't? What is this weird n't-thing? Does that mean I must obligatory write in Russian only?
>>124838461>>124838587Hohol is not ludina, go be hohol somwhere else.
>>124838825n't means not. You must not write one fucking single word in Russian here.
>>124838937Брате що це за мова?
>>124838587Слава Україні
Who let the pigs in?
>>124838974Not? What the "not" word is stand for? Does it mean "only"? So you mean, I must only write one fucking word in Russian here, do I? But what do I do if I do no know any Russian words?
>>124839359Whoever let the pig in should take it out.
>>124839585This is getting really stupid.
>>124839661Well, I'm sorry. Not really. xDDDD
>>124839636Що ти там кудахчешь. Говори мовою
Jag tycker inte om den här idéen. Det är dumt.
>>124840036>кудахчешь>ГовориMuscovite, please.
Hello, fags! Lets rape 4chan!
>>124840036Look, I'm chopping your fellow.
ЕБАЛ МАТЬ ОПА
>>124840393Raping 4chan is like raping a pile of shit, you could have fun but not going to hurt it even a little.
>>124840199Ти кого маскалём назвав, пидар. У нас в селі всі так говорять
>>124840590Fuck you, commie.
>>124840724Orly? Come on, grunt.
>>124840709Why? It`s too big? Or everyone there are too anal?
>>124840951WTF are you doing, why are you destroying the seals? The sealed evil will awaken, stop!
>>124841225It's too shit.
>>124841417Suckerchan is much better.
>>124841581Suckerchan is piss. These two complement each other.
I'm 18 year old girl and I'm so ALONE and UGLY KMP!!!!!
This thread needs a bump.
>>124841877How big is your benis?
I have such green eyes but no one cares....
>>124842323:--------d
>>124842408That's bigger than mine, honey.
>>124842359This cat got it's PISOS sucked?
>>124842586HE DID
Retardedest thread on /b/, really.
bump doe
Прiвiт, хлiпцi
Why English threads are so slow and deserted? I think such threads must have a topic to discuss in original post.
Hi people
>>124845400So let's discuss tyanochkas. Do you want a tyanochka?
>>124835333 (OP)перевод дайте
>>124846362I`m not sure, I`m trying to be asexual. My nofapothon is almost two weeks.Tyans are Not Needed
Was ist das für eine Scheiße? Das ist gleiche beschißene Thread! Fick dich ins Knie, englisher Hornochse!
на форчан пиздуйте пидоры
الله أكبر، اسمحوا لي أن يغرق هذا الموضوع
>>124846838They don`t like us
>>124846634Oh come on, this way we won't have a discussion.
Не буду спілкуватися російською
>>124847509OK, I suggest to discuss American elections. Do you think Trump is going to become next president of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>>124847869Trumps a yewish project
Thread is dead. Noice.
>>124835333 (OP)Oh look, it's this thread again.Roll
>>124847962Coz Trumtard will completely destroy GOP
>>124847805Every one shit out from my ass, when read something this on aroma ballon in the toilet. Now shit out again.
>>124847805>Will not bachit in russian ayy lmao
This guys are a happing in this live?
>>124835333 (OP)Oh boy, i've been waiting for this waaaaaaay too long
>>124849353Bet you did, nigga
>>124849468So, am i the only one who has this stupid annoying window with threads i "subscribed" (not) to? I can't even close it, it doesn't react when i click the "x". The fuck?
>>124849353I be creatin 'em English threads almost every day
>>124849580Sup mah boy. How u be doin'?
>>124849686Me good, an' ya?
>>124849580I guess i'm just being to /b/ in all the wrong times lolJust to see roulettes, webm threads, ylyl threads, fap threads and EOT ones. Well, anyway, it's nice to finally see a good thing going
>>124849564Try unticking the "следить за постами" checkbox.>I can't even close it, it doesn't react when i click the "x".Do you use the doll script?
>>124849756Snorted some blow from bitches ass bruh. im trippin' hard right now!!!
>English thread>British flag
>>124849827Well that's the point, i don't. And i already tried ticking and unticking that bloody checkbox. It goes away when you refresh the page though
>>124835333 (OP)Думаешь, выучил английский и такой крутой и деловой стал? Как тебе такое - poshel nahui pidor!
>>124849870Dis gayish boy really givin' me shit.
>>124849929Do you use a private tab when on 2ch?
>>124849955
MAaaaaaan this world is fucked up...I mean them white-ass crackers shoot us, take our money. THEY SYSTEMATICLY OPRESS US, THEY R FUCKING PRIVILEGED BASTARDS fuck all dat shiit i mean.... racewar is the answer.
>>124849955>>124849955Fuck u nigga. ur gay. Im aint fuckin' wit diz pussy-ass niggaz.
>>124850022Nope. I guess i have to deal with it. It just accidentally pops up once in a while.
prague-kun itthello, my russian friends
/E
>>124850331U be plain' meinkraft?
>>124850331Hey mate. I live like 150 km from Prague. That's a beautiful city
>>124850403oh my fuckin god, i can't read thisor i can?no, can't>>124850428i think it's nice city too
No matter how things were before, may the past ebb off the pierWe'll recollect the happy times and drop what makes us grieveOur salad days have gone forever to the point of no returnYet for eternal love I wish, and I say it in my toastHoney, here's to loveI can see your eyes've got bright as starsHoney, here's to loveLet it out, release your tender cryHoney, here's to loveEvery thing is clear without a wordCome on, bottoms up, my honeyBottoms up! To loveOh how I wish you could forgive having your fondness spurnedOh how I wish we could rebuild the bridges I have burnedLast fragile bridge between us we once made does linger stillI wish our love restored one day, and I say it in my toastHoney, here's to loveI can see your eyes've got bright as starsHoney, here's to loveLet it out, release your tender cryHoney, here's to loveEvery thing is clear without a wordCome on, bottoms up, my honeyBottoms up! To love
>>124850428No, its not. Its fucking generic.
>>124850490Do you play da mein kraft nigguh
>>124850529holy fuckin shit, it's a troll?
>>124850509You're clearly spoiled, my friend. How about visiting some Russian city (not Moscow or St-P). That helps
>>124850591>You're clearly spoiledNoice projections, mein russ-o-gay friend. Prague is a typical european city: Shitty suburbs and medieval center with shitty cathedrals and "cozy" looking houses. I love Vienna more.
>>124850577I be playing minecraft and there be a russian from czech repvblica, from praha
>>124850780Woah, easy! There's no good in being offended that easily.I just said that even if Prague looks kind of too generic for Europe (totally true), it still looks better than your typical Russian city.And i'm from Germany anyway
>>124850962> it still looks better than your typical Russian cit>Implying Prague is typical czech city ayy lmao. Youd better visit more towns in cr. They look exactly as russian ones.Only with less commieblocks
>>124851146I never said it was a typical czech city...
>>124835333 (OP)HNNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHI've been studying academic English in both US and UK. Lived there. Studied there.Guess what?N O O N E C A R E SOONECARES
>>124851280Beg your pardon, but who exactly do you think should care?
>>124851239Thus your comparison is incorrect.
>>124851329yer mawm
>>124851357I didn't try to compare them, i just said that your whining about Prague being generic and boring sounds funny to someone who still can't get used to the fact that here in Germany there's no dog shit on the streets, the snow is white and not yellow, and there's no ugly banners and shards of what used to be house and whatnots right in the center of a city
>>124835333 (OP)dat rubbish english do not need. 21 century is now, lol, time to study universal code-language like C and speak it
>>124835333 (OP)guys pls report who's from the foreign "vuzy".i need a pice of <s>shi</s> advice
>>124851402I just asked, she doesn't
>>124851594>>124851594Well you are maneuvering, sir. Youd better grow up already and stop being rusophobe.
>>124851724Well you can't deny the fact that most russian cities look quite trashy, can you?And anyway, it's ridiculous, being called "rusophobe" from a person, who uses a term "commieblock"
>>124851825>And anyway, it's ridiculous, being called "rusophobe" from a person, who uses a term "commieblock"Wow, you have really twisted mind. Im not praising Russia as the best state in the world. Nor i am praising every Putins decision. But still I am a patriot of my land.
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>>124852051landlord in the thread
>>124852051What is so twisted about it?I guess i can't call myself a patriot, but i don't really hate Russia. I guess you can't hate a country, you can hate the government, some people, the culture, maybe you can do it, but hating the whole country is one hell of a sweeping generalisation.
>>124852255You know what i hate most?These people from the EU, following the mass media they hate all russian people. yet, they'd better hate our government
Hello, camrades!
>>124852381cum parade!
>>124852378I feel you. But i'm not from EU anyway, i've been living in Russia for 20 years. Most people who came in Germany from Russia are very patriotic (like, vatnik patriotic). They watch russian news and TV (RT, Russia-24 etc.) and believe that Germany will soon come to the end. Still they don't want to come back to Russia for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>124852378Oh, and the people from EU, they do kind of dislike Russia. A girl at the party asked me the other day "Is it truth that most men are sexist in Russia". FUCK'S SAKE, YES, ALL OF THEM, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE MEN IN RUSSIA IS A FUCKING CIS-WHITE-MALE SHITLORD SCUM THAT OPPRESSES WOMEN AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH.Fuck.
>>124852602r u drunk with german beer?and what's your buisiness? what are you doing?just sitting on your mamka's neck?
>>124835333 (OP)bump
>>124852776No, sitting on the necks of people paying their taxes
What is love?
>>124852862You say it like it's a bad thing.
>>124853020Believe me, i don't
>>124852756so, where are you living?yep, they just blame all the people in RASHA, and they don't think that it's just a matter of foreign politics.I tried to argue on this topic, but they responded very routinely and blind.
London is the capital of Great Britain, Isn't it?
>>124853272No more. Al-Londondyy is the capital of Sultanate Cuckoldyy of Great Khalifate
>>124853198Nuremberg. I don't thing there's a point in arguing here, both parties wouldn't ever back down and reconsider their apprehensions
>>124853272oi mate u cannae get a blo'y right bleed innit sik ya well lad
>>124853383ahaha, all the time i missprint "think" as "thing", so do you.perhaps what do you think about that russian hatress, is it real, do you feel it?
>>124853565Not really. No one has ever disliked be just bc i'm russian (just bc i'm a weirdo lol) What is more tangible is the immigrant-hating thing. Some true germans kind of can't help with their unfriendliness when they hear someone speaking bad german. I guess it's because of refugees and shit.
Currently live in german, don't know local "dialect", know english from 5th grades frm school, writing skill on some nigga lvl, so don't judje, lilAsk your answers, anons
>>124853970Too much german anons in this ITT thread smhAre you from Bavaria?
>>124854085Nope. I'm from Saarland. Do some science here.
>>124854243So is local dialect there hard?Because Bavarian people are such a pain in the ass to understand.
Gotta go to work. Keep the thread up. Will be back in ten hours.
>>124855397Use your autobump like you always do.
>>124855593I can't. I have to turn the connection off every time I go somewhere so that my batya wouldn't come while I'm out and use my PC.
>>124835333 (OP)hi yobicks!raindeer rolls in
>>124853330one of 4 appartment sold in Al-Londonyy, is baught by ex-Soviet sitizen. Learn Russian - Russians are coming!
>>124858756> baught bought. 50% discount to Tatar boy
ok guys. thank you for conversation, i enjoyed it. OP, remember me to batya. See you later
Wait, wait, wait, what do we have here? Ah, mmmmmmmmmmmh, memasiques, finally.
>>124859217capitan memo of nautilus pompilius?capitan! we r sinking! we r sinking!we need help. where r is batyanya i wander?
Is anybody alive ITT?
Lingualeo is off. How to live bros? What sites do you use for learning words?
>>124862039Sure, could u post some funny pictres here?I wanna see you laf u make shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J78OhJtcvy0Teraz rozumicie jaki język jest potrzebny?
>>124862254Fukin polish, gtf retard Glory of the Poland
- Timka? Where are u?- Here it is, the prankster!
ОЙ, здрасти, а вы что приперлись?
Bump
>>124864587what the fuck up? his alive?
>>124835333 (OP)I don't speak english. Just spanish, i'm normal?
Yer thread-post looks like you just completed yer school course.
>>124835333 (OP)wake up, anon, you obosralsya
oi suuri ja mahtava neuvostoliitto sun synnytti valtava venajanmaa sun luonut on kansojen yhteinen tahto sun mahtis on sailyva aikojen taa!
oi suuri vapaa synnyinmaa sun kunniaasi kaiuttaa kansojen ystavyys murtumaton sun lippuasi seuraten neuvostoihminen voitosta voittohon astuva on!
>>124835333 (OP)kjkszpj
>>124867357This is inglish, manya.
ХАХАХАХАХАХ НАХУЙ ВЫ ТУТ ПО АНГЛИЙСКИ ОБЩАЕТЕСЬ ДАУНЫ БЛЯТЬ? У ВАС ЖЕ ЕСТЬ РУССКИЙ ЯЗЫК СУКА ЭТО ПОЧТИ САМЫЙ КРАСИВЫЙ ЯЗЫК В МИРЕ!! А ВЫ БЛЯТЬ НА ЭТОМ ПРИТОРНОМ ИНГЛИШЕ ОБЩАЕТЕСЬ! ПИЗДЕЦз.ы. Язык ахуенен а страна говноз.з.ы Нахуй грамотность
>>124835333 (OP)
>>124865909This fucking woolen gay run and jump in his owl house.
IDI NAHOOY EBLAN EBANYY UEBEKE HAROSH
dick
>>124869592>рузке>красивый
