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Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:25:42  119176236  
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ENGLISH THREAD
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:26:09  119176275
Fak u
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:28:26  119176507
BUMP 1/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:29:31  119176613
Fuck you leatherhead
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:32:27  119176892
>>119176613
> leatherhead
Is it supposed to be offensive?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:35:51  119177234
OP-dick are you even there? Why the fuck did you get so silent all of a sudden? Tell me about your level etc. Some trivial stuff you know. I have to practice my poor English somewhere.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:38:06  119177469
Let start use English at here. OP is member. Fucked mother.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:39:14  119177590
>>119177469
Thanks for the bump you little filthy russian dog. You can be useful from time to time.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:44:21  119178104
UP
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:46:13  119178291
>>119177234
Sorry I was out for a moment and couldn't reply to your post. So I estimate my level as B1 to B2 if you mean reading/writing. But when it comes to listening/speaking, I'm no higher than A1 because I've had next to no practice with spoken English. That's basically it.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:49:17  119178611
BUMP 2/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:50:18  119178713
>>119178291
Meh... That's quite a level compared to me. I don't know what B1 and B2 mean though. Guess it's upper-intermediate. Don't feel like google. Can't say my level for sure, I think it's pre-intermadiate, not cool at all.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:54:44  119179182
Awkward silence.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:55:55  119179288
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Rolling in
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:56:25  119179343
>>119179288
Roll out, you're not welcome
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:57:01  119179412
>>119179343
It's ok as long as he's not fucking OP's mom.
Аноним # OP  07/03/16 Пнд 18:59:30  119179692
>>119179412
What do you have against my mom, nigger?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 18:59:43  119179709
>>119176236 (OP)
Hello mates, what cha doing?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:00:38  119179789
>>119179692
Nothing. Be thankful I don't fuck her right now.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:00:57  119179833
>>119179692
Онли ниггерз кэн колл э ниггер - ниггер. Ар ю э ниггер? Иф нот - фак офф, сноуфлэйк.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:01:00  119179835
>>119179709
Thank you, I'm fine. One hot dog please. Do not disturb. Sale 80%
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:01:42  119179912
>>119179833
Even niggers don't call niggers niggers, believe me.
they call them niggas
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:01:47  119179930
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>>119179343
Maybe i should post more pictures (included papech) as bump
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:02:09  119179969
>>119179835
Imma tell ya one thing, mate, you're asshole.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:03:06  119180043
Sigh. You can't be bothered with typing or what? Get more active and talkative, dogs.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:03:10  119180054
>>119179969
Tell you what buddy, you gotta work on your articles.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:04:14  119180159
>>119180043
We don't know what to talk about. Also we're feeling shy. Because we be hikkas.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:04:42  119180222
>>119179912
Зец бикоз зей ар агли энд биг-липпед манкиз, энд кэннот ивен спелл зе нэйм оф зеир спешиз корректли. Прув ми ронг.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:05:14  119180278
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Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:06:28  119180420
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>>119180159
>we be hikkas
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:06:51  119180466
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Pictures Everybody's Seen
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:07:19  119180520
>>119180420
I was going for the AAVE feel, never mind
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:08:54  119180700
>>119180520
>AAVE feel
Сорри, айм нот а форчан пэтрон, ват’ц зэт?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:09:26  119180768
Oh god it got so complicated to create sentences all pf a sudden. It was perfectly fine when I was reading or watching movies. I can't even recall the most trivial words now. Writing is far too difficult compared to reading.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:09:43  119180803
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Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:09:49  119180810
>>119180768
> all pf
all of
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:10:27  119180871
>>119180700
I wanted that part to look like it was written in Black English.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:10:28  119180873
vsem privet, ya tozhe anglichanin
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:12:41  119181149
Can you watch movies in English, mates? I can't, even with subtitles. They go too fast, I can't keep up. Pausing the video every 10 sec. to read the subtitles is too tiresome. Am I retarded?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:13:55  119181322
Ват а фак ю дуин хе?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:14:58  119181430
>>119181149
yeah, i'm quite able to whatch movies i nenglish. i prefer to do it with subs though, just in case. i can understand up to 80% of all speeches in an average movie, so i don't have to read subs almost at all. i also can read manga quite easily, but when it comes to writing i suck.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:16:09  119181581
>>119180768
Because we`re rysnya and cant understand normal (english) oeuvre (or works of art i dont sure)
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:19:33  119181934
>>119181322
>зе фак
>хиа

Шат зе фак ап, ю стьюпид эссхоул.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:20:18  119182011
>>119181430
You actually write like a drunken monkey, but still you can watch movies without even resorting to subtitles, it gets me down.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:22:54  119182282
BUMP 3/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:23:57  119182414
>>119182011
Иц обвиос. Зе лайкс оф ю маст саффер.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:24:03  119182423
>>119182011
I think hes mean he able to understand meaning but cant understand details
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:25:08  119182544
>>119182011
yeah i know, right. it's because i haven't actually learnt english. how do i put it, well, i was simply playing games and watching crap like anime and movies. i haven't really translated anything more or less complicated. once i graduated i stopped to translate anything at all. i just understand stuff when i read. and i feel killingly uneasy when i have to write. not to mention speaking.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:25:09  119182546
Hey, OP. It looks like your thread is not very popular today. Writing in thread of such kind first time by myself, btw. Ready to hear your comments to my mistakes.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:26:37  119182689
>>119176236 (OP)
What's the difference between russian zombie and not russian zombie?
Russian zombie doesn't infected.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:27:19  119182754
Test
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:27:33  119182782
>>119182546
Something tells me OP is not popular IRL as well, just like his thread. He probably stinks.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:28:47  119182899
>>119182782
(Laugh)
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:28:53  119182908
Test
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:29:14  119182949
Test
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:29:50  119183023
>>119182544
Every language means learn unknow words
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:29:53  119183029
>>119182754
>>119182908
What are you trying to test, boy?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:31:49  119183222
ダヘッルイツテゥウエンプチ?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:31:53  119183227
>>119183029
How come I get a feeling that you're a pedo?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:32:23  119183283
>>119183222
Please, katakana, go play somewhere else.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:32:39  119183310
hey guys I can watch american movies at regular speed without pauses, understanding almost everything, but I cant speak so. whu
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:33:36  119183412
>>119183310
It's ok. Don't push yourself too hard. You're just slightly an idiot.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:33:54  119183452
>>119183283
ノ、シル、ユウデゥ。
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:35:07  119183589
>>119182546
>It looks like your thread is not very popular today
Matter of fact it's never popular. There are enough anons on /b/ who have a grasp of English but for some reason they're not willing to write here.
>comments to my mistakes
comments on your mistakes. The most problematic part is this one:
>Writing in thread of such kind first time by myself
I think it's best to reword it as "never posted in these threads before."
You can still say "writing in a thread of such kind for the first time" but it sounds kinda cumbersome.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:35:11  119183601
>>119183452
I don't bother using google translate, so keep quiet from now on.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:35:35  119183650
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>>119182782
Looks like "bags that you dragged thaw in spring"
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:35:46  119183674
>>119183227
It is not what you think, mister major.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:36:02  119183711
>>119183412

thanks. bye
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:36:51  119183797
>>119183674
But you're a pedo though.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:37:16  119183843
>>119183029
your anus
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:37:35  119183882
lol guys. Im american, my russian friends gave me a link to this thread. Most of you are speaking well. For foreigners. Just dont make a problems for your mind. Things goes ok.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:38:32  119183998
>>119183601
ネト、フイタム、ダイヲウブシェ、ササイクダサイ。
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:38:45  119184016
>>119183882
Thank you so much for your opinion, Ivan.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:38:59  119184047
>>119176236 (OP)
Английский - язык быдла.

/тред
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:39:06  119184063
>>119183882
> Things goes ok
No they are not. Considering we live in hell called russia.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:40:27  119184213
>>119183998
Are you just copypasting random hieroglyphs? What you've written makes no sense.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:40:28  119184216
>>119183882
Did you chose country where you will live, if Trump will win the elections?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:41:41  119184343
>>119184047
Вiдповiв, як боженятко.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:42:03  119184373
>>119184047
ロシアンハドオペネドヒスモズエンドスチンケドデエンタヤトレド。
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:42:32  119184438
>>119184343
Oh, look at this little cute big. So adorable.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:42:37  119184447
>>119184063

in russia you can say go fuck to anyone, in russia you paying cheap for medicine, in russia you just fuckin can go any where. so now just try to go here and comare.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:42:47  119184472
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Got me 4 bottles of picrelated. Is that good or bad beer? I heard it's good in USA, but what they make here in Russia tastes like a unicorn's urine. What do you folks think?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:43:19  119184530
>>119184213
プロイグラウ。
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:43:21  119184534
>>119184447

and let me add - you have a Putin at least
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:43:42  119184576
>>119184447
Cottonman, please.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:44:02  119184616
>>119184447
>>119184534
+15 rubles, please. Go away.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:44:02  119184618
>>119184472

nope mate u wrong, it's the redneck's choice also here. no taste, bad price
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:45:26  119184759
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>>119184447
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:46:16  119184837
>>119184618
>here
Wait, are you trying to say you're in America now?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:46:43  119184886
>>119184837

yup. dallas suburbs
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:47:45  119185005
>>119176236 (OP)
gays how teach english?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:48:21  119185079
>>119184886
So were you born there or just ponaehal?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:48:31  119185102
>>119185005
Same as heterosexuals.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:49:36  119185219
Why everyone giggling when I say my name? My name is Semen. Is it funny?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:50:14  119185288
Лондон ис а капитал оф грит британ
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:50:25  119185313
>>119185079

what is "ponaehal"? i'm here for 2 yeas, my origin is minnesota.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:50:27  119185318
>>119185005
Why does every scholar coming here think it's funny to mistype guys for gays?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:50:56  119185379
>>119185288
Лондо ис капитал оф ГРЕАТ БРИТАИН
Пиши правильно
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:51:02  119185392
>>119185219

Looks like as "Seven". No fun really, asian?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:55:16  119185911
>>119185313
calling bs on ya, the mistakes your making give you away as being russian
sharpen your grammar and vocab m8 you really gotta lotta work on
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:55:38  119185957
>>119185219
cuz in english, your name means "кончина"
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:57:10  119186133
>>119185219
Reminds me of an American whose nickname was "nugopac" and he had no idea why all Russians laughed at it.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:59:04  119186345
>>119185911

mate, ok, you reveal me, pls describe what means "calling bs@
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 19:59:45  119186417
>>119186345
it means "пиздобол"
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:01:46  119186662
Anyone from /fl/?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:03:36  119186899
Anyone?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:06:03  119187194
BUMP 4/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:06:56  119187296
BUMP 5/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:07:54  119187428
We're running low on bumps. Get your anonymous ass here and post something already!

BUMP 6/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:11:23  119187830
>>119187428
fok yu
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:12:24  119187955
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Hi, guys.
Threads like this always have an rude and violent people, who takes fails in speach with no tolerance and have an aggressive behaviour. So I'm out.
Good bye.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:13:02  119188034
>>119187955
Welcome back. Again.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:15:41  119188389
BUMP 7/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:17:53  119188672
>>119185219
Semen is сперма. Your name is actually Semyon.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:18:31  119188759
>>119188034
I think "Welcome. Back" or "Welcome. Again" will sound much better in this context.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:19:31  119188883
>>119188759
Or maybe "Welcome. Once more."
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:21:04  119189092
>>119188759
Stop being this snobby
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:22:45  119189312
>>119187955

>speach

ok
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:24:24  119189524
>>119189092
What did you forget here? This is a russian imageboard, so the TA will most likely speak English incorrectly, thus there will be grammarnazi snobs.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:25:13  119189634
>>119189524

>thus

go fuck yourself
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:25:37  119189693
>>119189634
No u, fucking ruzge bitch.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:28:38  119190084
>>119189524
>TA
Excuse me?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:29:01  119190124
>>119189693

thou ist redneck. go show your old-style tricks to you villagers. лолллирую над дебилом
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:29:32  119190188
>>119190084

i suppose he means theme audithory
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:29:59  119190250
>>119190084
You are excused
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:32:35  119190570
>>119190188
I thought T was for target.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:32:51  119190598
>>119190124
Your endeavours to travesty old-fashioned English are execrable.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:34:12  119190772
>>119190598
This one sounds like a gay. Idk why though.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:36:16  119191028
>>119190772
E - Envy
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:38:51  119191320
>>119191028
Nah... I don't envy you. It's feels kinda disgusting. I think all gays are pretty abominable. Yuck. You're one of them after all.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:39:11  119191353
>>119191320
> It's feels
it feels
fix
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:44:27  119191970
BUMP 8/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:44:29  119191974
Hello darkness silence my old friend.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:48:07  119192392
>>119191970
OP, tell us why you're such a faggot. Not that I'm interested, but the silence should be broken.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:49:22  119192522
>>119191974
Почему ты написал именно это?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:50:00  119192587
>>119192522
I don't know. It just came to my mind. Why not?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:51:35  119192760
>>119176236 (OP)
Hi mine name is Dima i am live in Ukraine , otsenite my english po shlake ot 1 do 10 please people.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:52:03  119192820
We just need a topic to discuss. Let's choose it!
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:52:13  119192848
>>119187955
I can't tell if she's beautiful or not. From this perspective she sure looks cute, but I'd like to see some more photos of her. Can anyone share any?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:52:29  119192883
>>119192760
Cockhole/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:52:31  119192885
>>119192760
shkale

fix
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:52:48  119192920
>>119192883
Pidoraha/10
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:53:38  119193016
>>119192760
10/10, oh my God, it's 10/10!
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:54:08  119193082
Hello u fakin american jerks. Russian language has a lot more swearwords suka blyad!
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:54:16  119193100
>>119193016
Danke show
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:54:24  119193128
>>119192920
>>119192883
To put it simpler, you both are just dogs.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:54:25  119193133
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>>119176236 (OP)
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:55:06  119193211
>>119193082
Nah, it's not really the thing to be proud of.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:55:12  119193228
>>119193128
ebalo zakroy pendos ebaniy
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:56:28  119193375
>>119193133
Oh my god. Is he gonna be alright? How awful! It looks pretty tiring carry people like that. Poor little horse.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:56:33  119193387
>>119193211
We also have vodka and nukes!
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:57:00  119193430
>>119193375
> carry
to carry
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:57:09  119193451
>>119193211

why? lets discuss!

minessota guy with beginner russian
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:57:13  119193461
>>119192760
If English is your second language, this is impressive. I tip my fedora to anybody who can learn English later in life and speak it this well. It's 10/10 of course.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:57:28  119193488
>>119193430
to your mother , stupid russian pig.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:58:55  119193678
>>119193488
She's currently busy playing with her favorite pink dildo, so I can't bother her.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:59:00  119193686
>>119193461
Перевел в гугл переводчике и чет кексанул, давайте теперь переводить свои высеры в гугл переводчике и проигрывать.


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Если английский ваш второй язык , это впечатляет . Я снимаю шляпу , чтобы кто-нибудь , кто может изучать английский язык позже в жизни, и говорить на нем это хорошо . Это , конечно, 10/10 ."
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:59:16  119193721
>>119193016
>>119193461
Semen please
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 20:59:50  119193791
>>119193721
Dima please
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:00:07  119193825
>>119193721
Semen? Someone has cum? How rude. Not in public places you little jerks.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:01:13  119193951
друзя я родился в минесоте но родитли русский. мне 18 но я хорошо говорить ваш язык. пожалуйста не ругать могу ответить за свои дела. путин сила
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:01:53  119194032
>>119193951

как сделать proof я русский по родителям я минессота учу в колледж язык
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:01:57  119194037
>>119193951
Слава Украине
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:02:31  119194095
>>119194032
>я минессота
А я Кентукки, епта.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:03:04  119194171
>>119194095
Ты пидор
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:03:07  119194180
>>119194037

моя мама с украины приехала в москву и там женились потом я и сразу АМЕРИКА
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:03:08  119194186
>>119194095
А я чебоксары ебаная в жопу бля сука блядь чорт йобаный бля
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:03:40  119194254
>>119194095

привет ты тоже рассийский
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:03:41  119194257
>>119193825
wtf? Are we supposed to say "Simon" or "Semyon"?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:04:10  119194332
>>119193451
Nah, you seem to be american or whatever. Americans are agamous creatures that rolling around with their burgers. I don't feel like talking to you. I don't even know how I should call you. A whore? A fag? Too troublesome.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:04:49  119194404
отец работает в IT Company мама просто house я реально хочу приехать в родина обратно и посмортреть как там у вас
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:04:50  119194407
>>119190084
>>119194257>Semen
Simon is Саймон, which has no equivalent in russian. So it's Semyon.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:04:59  119194431
>>119194257
Well, if you say Semen in front of natives they probably think of youknowwhat.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:05:05  119194448
Кто пишет на англейском у того мат шлюха
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:06:47  119194679
единый раз я был на русской форум и везде мат или ненависть. зачем? я сам россия и люблю путин
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:07:09  119194735
>>119194448
Ta mère est putain.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:07:24  119194771
>>119193721
>Semen please
Подставляй рот.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:07:31  119194788
>>119194679
Post in English you dickhead.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:08:45  119194925
>>119194448
"Checkmate whore"? Or "Material whore"? btw, NO U.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:09:09  119194974
>>119194788

я хотел тут упражнения по русски. ты грубый и сука. извини но сука
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:10:08  119195091
>>119194974
Иди в другие треды упражняйся.
Упражнился тебе на голову
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:10:17  119195120
>>119194679
Добро пожаловать в Россию. Снова.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:10:44  119195170
98 год мой отец приехал минессота. 99 родился я. отец саратов мама украина. отец работает компьютеры с и ИТ. я баскетбол и честно говоря иногда smoke weed )))))))))). привет русски
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:10:48  119195184
GLORY TO UKRAINE!
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:11:07  119195229
>>119194974
You know, it's a cruel world where all your dreams could be easily ruined by guys like me. I don't really love to repeat twice but I'm gonna make an exception for today. Again, post in English you scumbag.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:11:28  119195263
>>119195091

извини не понял совсем. друг?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:11:34  119195275
>>119195229
> a cruel
the cruel
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:11:37  119195283
>>119194679
> мат или ненависть. зачем?
Because we can. Russia is hell, did you know?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:12:42  119195412
>>119195170
Используй предлоги, омич.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:13:01  119195457
>>119195229

i just didn't imagine of my russian wouldn't be ok here, coz I though it's 8/10 for foreigner
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:13:33  119195529
>>119195457

if i meant
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:14:19  119195620
хорошо друзья я вижу ненависть тут и смешки я тогда ушел
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:15:07  119195733
>>119195457
> I though it's
Ok I got. No that it wasn't clear to me before, but you your English sucks pretty hard. Don't push yourself and get the fuck out of here. Your jokes are extremely stupid and not funny at all.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:15:24  119195767
>>119195733
> No that
not that
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:15:24  119195768
>>119195263
> извини не понял совсем. друг?
lol. He meant "упражнение" as defecation process.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:15:27  119195778
>>119195620
Мы тебе не друзья, приятель.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:17:20  119196040
все теперь чисто. я вижу что русский анонимная форум недружный как и наш)))) вы наверно боитесь США и все кто из США думаете враг. Молодые я такой же как вы российский
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:17:30  119196063
>>119187955
OMYGOD SHE"S SO CUTY I FELL IN LOVE PLESE LET ME KNOW HER NAME IS THERE PORN WITH HER ANYWHERE? PLEASE PEOPLE HER NAME I REALLY NEED IT I NEED MORE PHOTOS PLEASE
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:18:09  119196149
>>119195768

дешевая упражнение для знатока языка. он сломался
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:20:52  119196468
We need some mutual topic or something. Come up with anything you nerds. Anything's fine as long as it's not OP's mom.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:21:36  119196575
>>119196468
It's OP's dad.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:23:10  119196803
>>119196575
Hello there. How did you end up with your son being such a stupid faggot? Could you be a faggot as well by any chance?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:23:20  119196826
учил английский английский и английский американский примерно 10 лет. в треде ни одного носителя.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:23:28  119196851
>>119196468
Oh it's you again >>119179412
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:24:17  119196973
>>119196063
> SHE"S SO CUTY I FELL IN LOVE
So, is it a sign that poster was a russian guy, or there are also cuntlickers on the other side?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:25:02  119197072
>>119196973

нет слова cuntlickers
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:25:11  119197099
>>119196826
Попизди мне тут, я гордый носитель русского английского.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:25:21  119197122
>>119196851
Yeah, right. Cuz if someone mentions OP's mom here the thread's gonna sink in the blink of an eye. Her name's weighs a lot you know. Not to mention her herself.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:26:10  119197233
>>119197072
Составил сам. Я же нативспикер, блядь, с третьего класса нативспикер, сука.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:26:51  119197320
>>119197072
Есть слово Fotzenlecker.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:27:46  119197468
>>119196973
That's so mean of you to speak such hurtful things. She's pretty cute so what's wrong with the fact I want to learn more about her?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:27:51  119197482
>>119197233

представь это примерно так. ты на русском говоришь "пивопив"
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:28:48  119197606
ребята я 17 лет сша, спросите любые перевод в том числе грязный язык. сторатся буду
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:29:55  119197764
>>119197606
How about you leaving this place? Right this instant. Get the fuck out of here.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:30:30  119197842
>>119197606
I eat ass
What does it means?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:31:13  119197928
>>119197842
You're being proud of Russia and love your lord Putin.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:32:35  119198127
>>119197928
What the fuck are you talking about?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:33:40  119198296
>>119197842

это означать ты любишь римминн верно?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:33:50  119198317
Hello. My name Kolya. I like et. I have ket. It like et too.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:34:12  119198373
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Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:34:12  119198377
>>119197320
German language sounds like the roar of a lion. Japanese like a song of beuatiful rare birds. Russian just like the bying baring dog and Ukrainian like the sound that make pigs.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:34:47  119198456
>>119198127
That's pretty much what 'I eat ass' means.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:34:51  119198468
>>119198377
And your mom sounds like a whore.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:34:58  119198487
>>119198296
Каких римлян?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:35:06  119198506
>>119198377
> bying
dying
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:35:10  119198513
>>119198296
Я не знаю, верно или нет, я же спрашиваю
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:35:22  119198546
>>119198377

and Italian is sounds like angels tolks to each other
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:35:28  119198555
>>119198468
That would be a compliment to her.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:35:34  119198570
>>119198127
He tells you to stop licking your dad's balls and finally find a job, dirty mexican scum
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:36:09  119198652
>>119198377
And French sounds like your mom.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:36:14  119198667
>>119198513

друг eat ass у нас означать римминн или лизать жопка
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:36:42  119198727
>>119198555
proud of being a whore...
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:36:45  119198740
>>119198652
My mom doing what?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:37:09  119198790
>>119198667
Спасибо за ответ, мой английский друг.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:37:15  119198805
>>119198740
>>119198740
homosex
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:37:20  119198815
>>119197468
> what's wrong with the fact I want to learn more about her?
There were too many people like you. I mean, too many people who was caught by cuteness and nothing more. And I believe it is the reason why the whole concept of relations between men and women gone wrong.

>>119197482
I've got it.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:37:23  119198830
>>119193488
ПРойди к хуям, сука
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:38:07  119198923
>>119198727
Looks like the status of your never-existed girlfriend that would pick it for her blog.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:38:33  119198982
>>119198790
suck my cunt
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:39:14  119199077
>>119198790

извнини я США это не БРИТАНИЯ
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:39:16  119199083
>>119198982
You aren't this person, who I'm talking with
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:39:26  119199104
Hey guys, anyone here proud of being gay?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:39:57  119199185
>>119197482

почему агресия или нападение дпруг
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:40:02  119199195
>>119199077
Это ИРЛАНДИЯ?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:40:12  119199215
>>119199104
Gays are not welcomed here. But still there's a lot of pidors.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:40:16  119199225
>>119199083
who the hell cares. btw, how the fuck you know? are you fucking Vanga?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:41:07  119199346
>>119199215
What does it mean, "pidor"?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:41:17  119199368
>>119199225
He's just a 30-something virgin. He's recently got his magical power.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:41:17  119199369
>>119199195

ИРЛАНД это тоже БРИТАНИЯ друг я США - минессота.я 18 лет баскетбол. но родители россия надеюсь ты не агресия
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:41:34  119199403
>>119199346
Faggot
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:41:40  119199419
>>119199346
It's like the most gayest passive gay.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:42:13  119199486
могу любая история сказать про сша только честно и если вопрос не агресия
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:42:40  119199550
>>119199225
>are you fucking Vanga
No, I'm virgin
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:42:58  119199594
>>119199419
I thought the most gayest passive gay is called "your dad"
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:43:06  119199615
>>119199486
You're a shitbag.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:43:08  119199618
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SONNY @ LITTLE VAGINA
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:43:14  119199628
я бы хотел в этой тема избежать английский потму что много либо врушки либо специально смешки
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:43:49  119199699
>>119199594
Nah, it's your title you know, my dad would never dare to take this tile away from you. So you should not worry about that.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:43:53  119199708
>>119199615

я специально дружетсвенно отвечу на рушский - нет сам ты
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:43:53  119199709

come in guys

http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/56043988/balt-ausnz

lets liberate these ungrateful fucks again
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:44:12  119199738
>>119199699
> tile
title
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:44:15  119199747
>>119199486
Ты был в Техасе?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:44:41  119199799
>>119199738

дырка попа
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:45:01  119199844
>>119199550
How old are you? You can wait a few years, when you will be 30 (if you will, haha), you will become a powerfull wizard, Harry
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:45:35  119199934
>>119199699
sounds legit
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:45:47  119199960
>>119199799
Зачем ты пристрелил попа?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:46:16  119200031
>>119185102
It's so solemn: heterosexuals... Just straights.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:46:24  119200057
>>119199844
I'm 11
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:47:15  119200170
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я не говорю русский , но я трахал Путин
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:47:59  119200273
>>119200057
can you send me some dickpics?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:50:05  119200544
>>119200273
No, I can't. My mother is wathcing me.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:51:47  119200782
>>119200544
Well, let her send me some dickpics as well.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:54:07  119201078
Hello motherfuckers, my engrish is much better than yours. Discuss.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:56:03  119201332
>>119200782
He deny your offer
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:56:33  119201388
>>119201078
> engrish
No doubt.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:56:49  119201413
>putin are god obama is suck
>rate my angliskiy
>amerikan in thread ask answers
>fuck your mom whore ass dick suck fuck slut
Как же вы заебали.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:57:15  119201465
>>119201078
Too troublesome. I'd better scratch my ass and yawn while watching some anime trash.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:57:34  119201504
>>119201413
Это платиновые посты?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:58:00  119201544
>>119201504
You can say so. No one cares.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 21:59:06  119201701
putin are god obama is suck
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:00:27  119201873
>>119201701
Here's no actual muricans ITT, so don't bother.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:01:50  119202044
Hello. What are u doing, gays?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:01:51  119202047
>>119201873
it is just test, rate my angliskiy
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:02:38  119202138
>>119201465
> some anime trash
I wonder if you could share last trash, that you think was worth it's time. And maybe, why it was.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:02:49  119202164
>>119202044
I'm banging your dad right now, he says hi.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:06:33  119202644
>>119202138
I finished Samurai Champloo several days ago. That was pretty cool. Battles were fast, characters were coldblooded, austere. No long speeches, no explanations of each move and step. Backgrounds were impressive. I'm not really good at describing things though.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:08:39  119202901
>>119201388
I'm simply japanese
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:08:47  119202922
>>119202644
Now I'm trying to watch Gungrave but I think I'm not in the mood or something. Seems boring to me, yet the story is interesting.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:10:31  119203120
>>119176236 (OP)
Why all russians players ine League of Legends so mad? They can win or loose, they can be skilled or not - but they flame all time. Why??? Maybe you can tell me the reason?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:10:50  119203147
>>119202901
NAKAMA TOMODACHI KAWAII MAMORU TASKETE ONII-CHAN BAKA HENTAI YAMADE USRUSAI KUDASAI SASUGA YUKI UME SASUKE NARUTO KAMBATTE
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:12:56  119203425
>>119203120
The reason is that they're just mentally retarded kids, cuz no ono besides kids would be playing such a shitty game, you know. As simple as that.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:13:06  119203444
>>119203147
chill the fuck out
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:13:16  119203471
>>119203425
> no ono
no one
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:13:48  119203542
>>119203444
I'm cool, dude. It's fine.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:14:05  119203581
>>119203425
Yes, that's it, btw players from Eirope are more polite in same sutuations...
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:15:44  119203841
>>119203581
>Eirope

Грамоте с двача.
А потом такой петушок пишет что знает английский.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:16:35  119203979
>>119203841
It's simple mistyping, quit being such a dick already.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:18:01  119204209
>>119203841
That' was are simple miss-click. Don't be gramar-nazi - we are not in Germany, ya know?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:18:21  119204261
>>119202644
> I'm not really good at describing things though.
But anyway it is better than silence or shitposting, don't you think so?

> I finished Samurai Champloo several days ago.
Remember that one: for me it was the apogee of failure. I saw only one episode — the last. Did not know that until it has ended. Now I cannot even pull myself together to watch it from the very beginning. Usual excuse is "I have too many things to do" and similar bullshit.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:20:13  119204486
>>119203120
I hate euw players because they're just don't know what is flame.Like you'll say "can you go tank already?you lost your lane but still farming dmg."Ofc feeder will say "omg stop flaming, writting all chat - omg report this %heroname% - flaming"
Why can't i flame retarded ppl?They deserve it.Sorry for bad english.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:23:03  119204925
>>119204261
It's a pretty lame show up till 14 episode, but when you cross this line, the show turns out to be pretty awesome. Especially fighting scenes.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:27:19  119205589
>>119204486
Wow, looks like it really makes you suffer, lol. Anyway, that's what you get when you play that stupid games. Seriously, LOL has the worst community ever. Dota community is even worse though.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:31:07  119206077
Why do you guys think putting "though" at the end of your sentences makes you sound more "native"? It don't, my friends, it fucking don't.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:31:35  119206138
>>119206077
> It don't
Lol.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:33:43  119206416
Was ist da los? Englische Schwülchen nochmal?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:34:01  119206459
>>119206138
You caught.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:34:37  119206531
Пендосы уходите
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:34:41  119206543
>>119206416
Be nazi somewhere else
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:34:57  119206577
Oi fuck off you fucking wankers
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:35:02  119206587
>>119206416
Don't pollute this thread with your ich-mich-schpierz gibberish. We don't understand it anyway.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:35:31  119206651
Сраные пендосы
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:36:12  119206734
>>119206077
well you i think you see we did it cuz all natives actually do this constantly i mean you get what i mean right? so i did it not out of any actual reasons. i could've done this for no reason at all. but you now i basically always have reasons even if don't i do.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:36:14  119206739
>>119206587
Das ist weil ihr zu dumm seid.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:36:14  119206740
>>119206077
> Why do you guys think
Maybe we just do not? Maybe we just wanted this fucking "though" to be in the end of this fucking sentence? No matter "more native" it sounds or not.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:37:55  119206945
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I am a native bong, ask me anything.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:38:48  119207064
>>119205589
Dota players're not whining about flame, that's it.Playing both modayea, eating shit
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:44:32  119207804
Why did you get silent again? What? Are you jerking off there or something?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:47:11  119208150
>>119207804
> jerking off
In your moms mouth of course. Just wait until smbdy write something. I have a very small dict to talk productively.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:48:11  119208272
>>119208150
> have a very small dict
Did you mean dick?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:50:19  119208580
>>119208150
Probably so. It's so small you can't even jerk off properly. I see now. It's a pity I guess.
>>119208272-kun
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:50:21  119208582
>>119208272
No, he is a Python programmer.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:50:31  119208607
>>119208272
Sure.
> I have a very small dick to talk productively.
Those, who have small dick, do not have a right to speak freely.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:52:19  119208846
>>119208582
> No, he is a Python programmer.
And how is that prevents his dick from being small?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:52:33  119208877
>>119208582
> Mon 22:48:11
>>119208580
> Mon 22:50:19
That's what I'm talking about when I say 'small dictionary'. You all are too fast. Way too fast.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:52:56  119208925
>>119208846
> And how is that prevents his dick from being small?
And how does it prevent his dick from being small.
Fix
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:54:31  119209120
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>>119208582
I don't get the joke.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 22:55:25  119209221
>>119209120
Associative arrays in Python are named 'dict's
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:01:13  119209964
So, like, you people want to practice English out of this site? I mean someone could start a conference on skype etc. It would be pretty cool if at least two free gather together. As you can see my English sucks, so this is why I want to get it improved. I'm not actually able to star a conference myself.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:01:38  119210016
>>119209964
> two free
two of free
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:02:10  119210078
>>119210016
> two of free
two of free of us
fucking fix
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:03:17  119210212
>>119210078
> two of free of us
two of free of us will
f2-fix
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:03:45  119210273
>>119209964
So, like, you people want to practice English on this site? I mean someone could start a conference on skype etc. It would be pretty cool if at least two or three of us get together. As you can see my English sucks, so this is why I want to improve it. I'm not able to start a conference myself.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:05:41  119210499
>>119210212
> two of free of us will
It supposed to be two or three of us
fuck i overdid it. i overthought everything and now my head feels so misty
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:06:16  119210565
>>119210499
It's sure difficult to write in English.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:08:32  119210855
>>119210273
> you people want to practice English on this site
> on this site
Not that bad as it seems. You also can get surprise newcomers (as well as surprise assholes).

>>119210499
Relax. It's not your CV.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:15:16  119211768
>>119210855
> Not that bad as it seems.
The thread is gonna vanish pretty soon. And it took people over sever hours to get here. Well, there's something surprising about this thread today, there were not as many shitposters as usually.
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:23:12  119212833
>>119211768
So much decadent. Yep, for example, I can not chat with people in real time. But I can say "something" sometimes. Do you think that the majority of posters can not talk fast either? I thought that many of you can. Or what? Thread suffers lack of topics for discussing?
Аноним 07/03/16 Пнд 23:25:10  119213108
>>119211768
Also, thread can be alive during days, or even weeks. (Yep in /b/)

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