ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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Hello, my english is bad, but i'm still there.
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>>122767033Also, i love watch English Club TV, it's very helpful for my level (b1).
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Why we needed in english? Why?We never leave Russia. We haven't any foreing tracelers in ours muchosransks.
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fuck you./b tradition
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Оп, ты дурак, я пишу тебе в тред, делаю милость, так сказать. А ты игноришь и продолжаешь бампать. Ты тред для анонов создал или для себя, чтобы мы тут прибежали и начали тебя развлекать? Если второе, то отведай-ка урины.
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>>122767637Sorry, it was autobump.
I gotta go, so I'll turn autobump on again
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A guy rushes into a bar and orders twelve tequilas. No sooner has the bartender poured them than he knocks them back.Concerned, the bartender says, "Woah, you might want to slow down there..."The guy replies, finishing the last one, "You'd be drinking like this if you had what I have!"The bartender says, "Oh god, I'm sorry man. What do you have?""Fifty cents."
Rolled in.
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One man buy a hat, and it was fine.
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-Look, Grandpa, dog is sitting!-Lol
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Vsem privet, op is dick
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>>122770525Lats tok on inglish bro. Hav a yiu?
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>>122771083Thread is dead.
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сап тян я двач
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>>122769998What's the salt of the joke? I mean, what's its space effect?
Is anyone here?
This thread is the shit.
>>122772216Just me and you. Let's have sex.
>>122772255I be third.
>>122772369Let's have something like this. You'll be the one in the front.
>>122772624This is what I call 'English sense of humor'
>>122772624But I dont want be a passive!
>>122772743Someone has to be.That talk-dirty-to-me faggot would be of use now.
It's okay to be a gayThere's nothing to explainIt don't matter what you sayBeing gay is just my way
>>122773333Really like this song.I'm not gay.
>>122773665Two cup of tee to you.
>>122773665Dude you whatI just made these lyrics up
СОСИТЕ ПОДНОС, ИНГЛИШМЕНЫ
1
This thread's gone way too gay. Man the fuck up, sissies.
>>122770674I'm fine. But i don't speak english. I speak spanish, ololo.
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>>122774539I speak Spanish huevo. Buenos nochas, amigo. Es puto caso cerrado. Me gusta, capuccino.
pss pss eba eta ty?
eeeeee dokeeeeenz intellektual blek humar
>>122774769Also, correcto mio mistakos.
>>122774539iQue te follen, maricon, coma mierda, puta!
Finn ebin reporting in X--DDDDIf you gonna get the proof from me i should reject you request, sorry bros
>>122775053>iQueThat's why I've never tried to learn Spanish. Putting exclamation/question marks at the beginning of a sentence is too weird.
>>122774769Pohuy. Buenas noches, eptabljad. ¿Cómo estás? Muy a menudo suelo estar en "hispachan". Allí hay poco cáncer (raki ebanye) de rusohablantes.
>>122775053¡Chinga tu madre! - ebal tvoyu mamu) En tus palabras hay errores un poco, bro)
>>122775272Mi tu ne comprend. ¿Let's parlo Anglais?
Why does everyone speak so horribly here... And then you guys complain and say how badly you want to leave Russia and move to Europe/US etc, who the fuck needs you there with such a shitty level of English
>>122775403No u tebya tozhe oshibki mudila
>>122771944He had not enough money to pay for his drink.
>>122775515I speak english rathre fluently and i dont wanna even leave Russia. Where's your God now?
>>122775515- How much watch?- Six watch!- Such much?- For whom how.- MGIMO finished?- Ask!
>>122775515Lol, but where do YOU live? In smth god damn "Sperm" or "Tumen", ya? Remember, it's no problem to kill you, you gonna be sorry for your words, getmi?
>>122775454Да я нихуя не понимаю английский, лол. Извини. Я по испанскому угорел. Говорю - на испанском дваче в их бреде пишу иногда - я из рашки, всем привет. Охуевают местные каждый раз. Так вот мексиканского анончика нашёл, пиздим с ним лампово в скупике. Вообще, приду с работы и если тред не сдохнет, могу рассказать что-нибудь. Сестра охуенная у него, лол
>>122775714Show us your fluency.
>>122774246It's I am pissing in your ushanka, russian dude.
>>122775714"English" starts with a capital letter, don't EVEN wanna leave, not really fluent, mate... And my God is nowhere. Spoiler alert: There isn't one.
>>122775515What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>122775815DC, but I study in England...
>>122775749- Сколько смотреть?- Шесть смотреть!- Такое много?- Для кого как.- Закончил МГИМО?- Просить!
>>122775749vgolos
>>122776036ето же с лурка, ты че, дебил
>>122775891show me your tits first,
>>122776014ГОРИЛЛА ВОРФЭР СУКА ДАЛЬШЕ НЕ МОГУ ПРОСТИ
>>122776105>с луркаЭто из квна, тащемта и старый анекдот.
>>122776156Нюфажинка
>>122776259Пиздец, теперь каждую пасту знать надо
>>122776259>сегодня 13:48Ты блять дурак штоли как я могу быть ньюфагном если не знаю мем который придуман сегодня?
hey fam
>>122775948>"English" starts with a capital letterFuck spelling, it has nothing to do with fluency>don't EVEN wanna leaveThat was just how I put it, there's no strict rule to this. Both are correct, maybe yours is better, mine is still ok.
>>122776419sup bruh
>>122776419>>122776466what up fellas
>>122776348Маня, плз
>>122775573¿Dónde? Ya eshe uchus' y pishu huevo, aga.
>>122776453Rule TO this... K...
>>122776419>famWhy does this word piss me off so badly?
ЕБАТЬ ТЫ
>>122776550Причем тут Маня, сам новы двачемемесик узнал и везде пихаешь?
>>122776678Prepositions in English work differently, dude.
OH SHIT IM SORRY
>>122776729Navy seals новый мем, ох лол сьебал бы ты на свой контакт, даун
>>122776757But here you still have to say "about" lol
>>122776419Hey, femme.
>>122776860Ты дебил? Я имел в виду, что хуле ты меня Маней называешь, там неуместно, я не про нэви силс уже и вообще я другой анон и просто доебался
>>122776786SORRY FOR WHAT, OUR DADDY TOLD US NOT TO BE ASHAMED OF OUR DICKS
>>122776876My unerring feel for English tells me I don't.
>ENGLISH THREAD>no Sankt_Peterburg-kun ITTPfff, newfags.
iz it korrekt if aye redt oll yuor rrrulz and aim so mizereb[led ty du an azk&?
>>122777147Who's that faggot?>sanktlol
>>122777147Gtfo retard, when was the last time u leaved ur paradnii vhod?
>>122777312>>sankt>lolNewfags everywhere,
>>122777282Fuck outta here fuckin redneck
>>122777353Sankt-Peterburg is a local meme or what?
>>122777328>paradnii vhod?Frontside entrance.
prague-kun itthow are u, my russian friends?
>>122777146My English A-Level не оценка, блядь tells me you do.
>>122777411Hit your head against your porebrik.
>>122766605 (OP)Doest thou suck dicks?
>>122777397 yuorr mozzer iz ze one who prohibited tu my rednek after ur\z
>>122777420>A-Level>не оценка, блядьDo you mean A1/A2 level?
>>122777411No, in SP they call it paradnii vhod and you should too! Not like plebeians from Moscow that call it padik
Glory the Ukraine!
its an english thread's local
Идите на хуй
>>122777627r u srs?
>>122777670No thou!
>>122777417We are okay.
Helo mi frends
>>122777627Glory to your mom.
>>122777688Yep
>>122777695>thouHaw it is in 19 senchure?
>>122777627Glory to Heroes!
>>122777627Beef pork to heroes!
Love this thread, make it everyday, please.
>>122777586https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-level
>>122777793Fine, thankest thou.
Шо тут ся вiдбувае, пiвнi обскубанi?
>>122777627Glory to the heroes that fight with untermensch pidorashka's
>>122777793Your greatgreatgreatgreatgrandmother sucks really well. Serves up to twenty people at a time.
>>122777793Same shit as 21st, Russia still have slavery, USA already got democracy and president.
>>122777930GTFO kakel
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
>>122777745Yep is a spelling of your`S MOM when i am banging her and asking to be NOT TOBE SO MUCH LOUD instead of разбудить тебя жирдяй
>>122777983Обмастив жменькую лайна тобi рило, курва драна.
>>122778062>разбудить тебя жирдяйСам жирдяй.
>>122778102язык туалетных клоунов
>>122777905You rock, man.
>>122777695
>>122778164Ти ґедзь Їбаний курва.
I lost
>>122778281гедза суши смузи
THROUGH THE GATE OF HELL
Hallo Freunde.
>>122778369Закруглился.
>>122778408Salut.
Но ведь английский для пидоров, разве вы сможете перевести слово Околесица? Или слово Давече ?
This thead is pure circlejerk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E&nohtml5=False
A man bought a hat and it is even as.
>>122778573Что за околесицу ты городишь?
>>122778455https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSSC0M54vkc
>>122778573Ну охуеть, давай еще фразеологизмы покидай и покукарекай, что при дословном переводе хуйня выйдет, слава Путину, блядь
>>122778573> Околесица?Bullshit.>yesterdayNext, please.
>>122778649It fits.
>>122778649>как разох, лол с подливой прям
>>122778702>BullshitДерьмо быка, не подходит.
>>122778680It reminded me the same song.
YOU GOT THE MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT TO REMAIN VIOLENT
>>122778702А Исконный ?
>>122778778Kupil muzhik der'mo byka a ono Kak raz podhodit
>>122766605 (OP)ЗДАРОВА РАБОТЯГИ
>>122778817Real.
>>122778185I demand that more of this should be posted!
>yfw a movie night>wife's son picks up STAR WARS™ The Force Awakens™ BLU-RAY>near the end of the film wife's bull Tyrone comes from a party>he grabs wife's ass tightly and they go the to bedroom>wife's son says how he loved the film and asks me if I browse reddit/r/starwars
>>122778842BEEST THOU YOBA?
>>122778876twoenchin to thiz adequatue
>>122778817vernacularbeen watching reutov tv?
>>122778573Немецкий бля лучший бля, переведи schadenfreude бля, без гугл транслейта который выкинет тебе слово злорадство бля
Ебал ваши правила, подпиндохи.
>>122778891i have not seen memes similar to this one before, maybe others can help you
>>122778995yes really fuuny throuyotnewkosinokoon
>>122778930Nein.
>>122779053>schadenfreudeЗлорадство же.
>>122778900ahahaha
>>122779076I fucked your mother, COTTON
>>122779086Speak in English, please.
Do you bleed?
>>122779128in voice
>>122779230For you
>>122779230Once in a month.
>>122779230Да, раз в месяцтяночка
>>122779273Tits or gtfo !
COOOOMATOOOOSE I'LL NEVER WAKE UP WITHOUT AN OVERDOOOES OF YOOUU
>>122779273C'est terrible!
>>122779169Как можно говорить в? Почему англ такой нелогичный?
>>122779086Thou doestn't understand.
>>122779230UR a big Guy
>>122779146Нихуя не понимаю, скоро весь мир будет говорить на русском.
>>122779273You stole my post fucking seld'>>122779271
>>122775515Gerund is not persented. so badly speeled thoughts... your a fucking MANYA
>>122779319Это русский не логичный прост, то у них В россию, то у них НА украину.
>>122779388Вна Украину.
>>122779388Хохол плиз
CHUHAN OF DVACH VS EROHA FROM VKOH I LOVE BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER!
>>122779330>doestn'tСука, я чуть язык не сломал.
>>122779319Подсказать, кто тут нелогичный, или сам догадаешься?
>>122779319Так-то надо вообще без "в", speak English.
>>122779388В Украину жи, ибо не острова.
>>122779424Но пан есть поляк150 лет назад
>>122779446it should be dothn't
>>122779512KURWA
>>122779372you tried
>>122779319Берешь и говоришь прямо в ухо. Все логично.
my face when i see english pidoraskhas thread
>>122779521Ok, thou beest right.
>>122779582EZ
>>122779600That suit looks shoped
AM I JEDI, LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME
>>122779640FUCK YOU
>>122779493>>122779424>>122779416>>122779388>>122779354>>122779319Fucking trash
>>122779647Но твой батя членодевка
>>122779647Like for like follow for follow
>>122779647No, you are jew like your mother.
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
>>122779617"thou art truthful"
>>122779789donald mcdonald
>>122779790Art or beest are same.
>>122779724На русском пиши, подпиндоха.
blaaaaaaaaaa
>>122779789SHOTS FIREDJet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>122779883GO AWAY COTTON
I'm Russian. And I don't like anybody. But I drink wodka for you, comrade.Sup, fuck'ch. In this summer I going to travel in the field for science with couples of mad scientists. And I hope to solve all problems in case of linguistic barrier by this phase. I know what they kill my by pickaxe for my madskillz in English, so I want try to learn some rules what give me a chance to survive with that dudes. I seriously going into the deep forest without network. And I want to survive. Help me.
>>122779920wodka
ONLY NOW I LIVE WORTHY
>>122779851Étienne-Jacques-Joseph-Alexandre Macdonald
>>122779949Vodka, kurwa!
>>122779968oink oink
SINCE MY SINFUL EYE SEES
>>122779997debil a ya o chem
THE PURE LAND AND THE EARTH
>>122779997Katyn, kurwa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQxBCHWJm-A
>>122780065О водке
WHICH ONE IS SO MUCH GLORY
>>122766605 (OP)То что нас не убивает, делает нас сильнее.
>>122779789「 THE WALL 」
HAPPENED TO ME, WHAT I ALWAYS ASKED
when you were buttfucked in the pussy what did they wrote on your ass?
I CAME TO THE PLACE,
>>122780157TIME TO LIBERATE
>>122780126мАМКУ ТВОЮ ДЖЕЙМС ДЕВИС ИЛИ КАК ТАМ ЕГО СПОКОЙНО БЫ НА ЕБЛЮ ТВОЮ МАМКУ УЛОМАЛ ИБО АЛЬФАЧ ДИСКАСС
This thread is full of proxykhohols.
WHERE GOD TOOK THE INCARNATION
I will be our for a while, can smbody watch this 4 me? I will be right back! Thanks
Alpha ITTAsk anything
BEAUTIFULL COUNTRY,RICH AND GLORIUS,
>>122780403Dost thou suck cocks?
>>122780452Ну да
WHAT IVE SEEN OF SUCH TO THIS DAY
>>122780397WITH YOUR GRANDPA DICK
>>122780452ur mom does
>>122780403Can u do a barrel roll?
THOU ART YOU THEIR CROWN
>>122780530Само собой
саги тупому быдлу
>>122780530ur mom can
WHAT HAPPENED HERE FOR A MIRACLE
FOREST OF HANDS
THAT A MAID BORE A CHILD,
>>122780590It's the joke about mamka for 300.
EXALTED ABOVE ALL THE HOST OF ANGELS,
>>122780619FEEZ RUK
>>122780619Is that baguette thread now?
WAS NOT A PERFECT MIRACLE?
>>122780728YZ
HERE HE WAS, THE PURE BAPTIZED,
Чё, орлы, блядь?
SO THAT MAN SOULD BE PURE
HE COMES
переведите cuck на русскийя жду
op poshol nahyi
THEN HE LET SALE HERE,
>>122780886ХУЕТОВИТЬ
THAT WE MIGHT BE FREE SERFS
>>122780886олень
OTHERWISE WE WOULD BE LOST
Okay, I just got the destiny. Or, I can get full equipment for survival with mad mazafacking Britain sluts. And pray for the gods.
WELL YOU, SPEAR, CROSS AND THORN!
London it a capital of the Great Britan
>>122781060PREY FOR YUOR MOM NOT TO THE GODS/
WOE TO YOU, PAGANS, WHICH IS A NUISANCE TO YOU!
Ще не вмерла України і слава, і воля,
Which country is next to USA?
Ще нам, браття молодії, усміхнеться доля.
>>122781229AND?
Згинуть наші воріженьки, як роса на сонці.
>>122781229>>122781253Вас ебал всякий поляк.Без хуйцов же вам никак.
>>122781244It's USB.
>>122781377НУ ТАК СЕ СМЕШНО
>>122781434Да нормас, я поржал
>>122781377Это засмеялся - проигрался тред?
>>122781377Боян:)
>>122781477Можно, только подпиндох выгоним
>>122766605 (OP)>>122781477сНЯЛ С ЯЗЫКА ПРЯМ
>>122779874Wow, didn't knew that. Century live - century study!
>>122781601тут постят несмешное.жепжЧето з@п треды хуевыми стали.
What have you done to my thread bastards
Куамл Эйнштейн шляпу, сел в коллайдер и сингулировал.
>>122781787Just planned, ahhahaha
У СТАНКОВ ЕСТЬ ГЛАЗА
>>122781787Кекаю
>>122781687А ОНИ БОЛЬШЕ ОДНОГО ВИНА НА 5 ТРЕДОВ БЫЛИ ПИЗДАЧЕ?
>>122781923НЕ ГРОЗИ ПРОМАСЛЕННОМУ ПЕТРОВИЧУ, СИДЯ ВЕРХОМ НА КИСЛОРОДНОМ БАЛЛОНЕ
Tonight alone you're ridingOnto the other sideYour might untold and waitingBoy you'll be the final lightYour mother fought the demonsYour brother saw the lightAnd now we pray the unbornYou and I can't stay aliveSon of a wolfWhen the fight is callingSon of a wolfAnd the night has comeSon of a wolfCan you hear me callingHalelujaForever to the brave menWhen times were hard and wildYou are the new messiahBorn a wolf of human kindSon of a wolfWhen the fight is callingSon of a wolfAnd the night has comeSon of a wolfCan you hear me callingHalelujaSon of a wolfCan you see him dyingSon of a wolfWhen the night is darkSon of a wolfCan you hear them callingHalelujaAgnus dei in tempestisIgnarus et animusSanctus iesu in tormentisRomulus in miseraAgnus dei in tempestisIgnarus et animusSanctus iesu in tormentisRomulus in miseraSon of a wolfWhen the fight is callingSon of a wolfWhen the night is darkSon of a wolfCan you hear me callingHalelujaSon of a wolfWhen the fight is callingSon of a wolfWhen the night is darkSon of a wolfCan you hear them calling
>>122781958ну да я иногда кекал)))
>>122781789Что Эйнштейн?
>>122782010Ты какел, а не кекал.
>>122782005ВОКРУГ ВАЛА ЗА 80 СЕКУНД
Let there be nightGod bless the Father, the SonLet there be nightAnd day be goneLet there be nightThe mass of dark has begunLet there be nightAnd damn the Sun
>>122782092но я в крыму живу
>>122782063Куамл
>>122782127ОДНО ДРУГОМУ НЕ МЕШАЕТ
>>122782123ВОЙНА ЦЕХОВ
Aluerst lebe ich mir werdeSit min suendig ouge sihtDaz reine lant unde ouch die erdeDer man so vil eren gihtEs ist geschehen des ich ie batIch bin komen an die statDa got menschlichen trat
>>122766605 (OP)go on 4ch
Schoeniv lant rich unde hereSwaz ich der noch han gesehenSo bist dus aller ereWaz ist wunders hie geschehenDas ein magt ein kint gebarHere uber aller engel scharWaz das niht ein wunder gar
>>122766605 (OP)Паста с форчана.
>>122782184ЧЕЙ КРЫМ?
Hie lies er sich reine toufenDaz der mensche reine siDo lies er sich hie verkoufenDaz wir eigen wurden friAnders weren wir verlorenWol dir sper kriuce unde dornWie dir ze den ist din zorn
>>122782293КРЫМНАШ, А ТЫ - ХОХОЛ
>>122782333но я удмурт
>>122782210ТРАНСФОРМАТОР: ПЕРЕГРУЗКА
Tell me exactly what am I supposed to doNow that I have allowed you to beat meDo you think that we could play another gameMaybe I could win this timeI kind of like the misery you put me throughDarlin' you can trust me completelyIf you even try to look the other wayI think that I could kill this timeRah! Rah!Rah! Rah!It doesn't really seem I'm getting through to youThough I see you weeping so sweetlyI think that you might have to take another tasteA little bit of hell this timeRah! Rah!Lie to meRah! Rah!Lie to meIs she not right?Is she insane?Will she now,Run for her life in the battle that ends this dayIs she not right?Is she insane?Will she now,Run for her life now that she lied to me!You always wanted people to remember youTo leave your little mark on societyDon't you know your wish is coming true todayAnother victim dies tonightRah! Rah!Lie to meRah! Rah!Lie to meIs she not right?Is she insane?Will she now,Run for her life in the battle that ends this dayIs she not right?Is she insane?Will she nowRun for her life now that she lied to meRum biddy num-bum-bah-did-nahRum biddy num-bah-did-nooo!Rum biddy num-bum-bah-did-nahRum biddy num-bum bah-did-nooo!Rum biddy num-bum-bah-did-nahRum biddy num-bah-did-nooo!Rum biddy num-bum-bah-did-nahRum biddy num-bum bah-did-nooo!Rum biddy num-bum-bah-did-nahRum biddy num-bah-did-nooo!Rum biddy num-bum-bah-did-nahRum biddy num-bum bah-did-nooo!Is she really, oh, telling lies again?Doesn't she realize she's in danger?EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOW!!Is she not right?Is she insane?Will she nowRun for her life in the battle that ends this dayIs she not right?Is she insane?Will she now,Run for her life now that she lied to meThe little bitch, she went and she told a LIE!And now she will never tell another a LIE!The little bitch she went and she told a LIE!NEVER FUCKING LIE TO ME!!
Now you dream insideHer sleep of death.You get to keep your soulUntil she claims it back.A darkness without end.Morning was drained.Here comes the rain.And on the other side,All is dark again.And the dark wallsAt your side again.And you walkThe darkside again.You are the dream insideHer sleep of death.And as I move through her soulI’ll find you hiding in there:The darkness with no end.With a light of herself.No one can forget.And on the other sideAll is dark againAnd the dark wallsAt your side again.And you walkThe darkside again.May you walk the darkside again.And you walkThe darkside again.
Do you rememberAs you once wlked insaneThere right out of the door?You cried and screamedFor what you've lost'Cause of your vanityYou thought youFind your own wayBut you've only found the rest ofFeelings which never existed at allWhen you took hold of meChorus:Would you like to have some fun orWould you like to jump off a buildingI think it's just too lateTo rescue now becauseI have a feeling that tells meThat I'm gone far away yourDestiny FallingThat tells me that I've done fullfilledYour destiny fallingSo I wait for the news tonightAt home with a glass of wineAnd it looks just like your bloodThere on the TV-screenI take another sip an wish thatYou will make it betterIn the next life we can meet againwhen you found your own line back again.
>>122782399ИНТЕРЦЕХЛАР
>>122782673ВАЙП БЕЗ САЖИ МММ НАЙС
>>122782747Hmmm
>>122782676МАСЛО, БАЛЛОНЫ, ДВА КОТА
- От курва, я извинияюсь- Извиняешься за что? Наш отец говорил не стеснятся своего члена. Особенно когда он такой большой.- Да, я вижу, отец дал тебе хороший апарат. - Он стает больше, когда я его дергаю.- МмММММммМММММ☺- Иногда я дергаю его так сильно, что рвется кожа. - Мой отец как-то рассказывал как не порвать кожу используя чужой рот, вместо своих рук.- Покажешь мне?- С БОЛЬШИМ УДОВОЛЬСТВИЕМ!
>>122782673You'll get tired anyway. If only you knew how many wipetards like you have tried to put English threads to an end.
>>122783400FUCK YOU
>>122783370Чота привстал
“The man in black fled across the forest, and the dickslinger sorried.” ― Stephen Daddy, The Dickslinger.
Lay down and listen what I'm sayingI was suffering but now I go awayI said calm down and shut upThat's all, good bye, fuck youChorus:I'm on you like on warOn war I'm like on youBut now I tired, battle is overI take the port wine and go homeBattle is over, fire is extingushedAnd nothing's leftOnly we keep living, we are lucky spitePain is pain, doesn't matter how do you name itThis is fear, where is fear no place for loveI said calm down and shut upThat's all, good bye, fuck youChorus x2
>>122783870
Welcome on dick, Commander.
>>122784422Пасиба
Hi, faggot's.
RIP ME UPrip my skin insideCAN'T RIP UPrip my skin insideFORGIVE ME
SUFFER @BITCH
I love suck cock.
>>122784926Oh, shit. You get spooked.
sometimes i wipe so hard...
>>122785404> dickMy love.
>>122785716Обнял*))
Оторванная кожа на опушке по утру, на ней виден след чьих-то рук. Этот лес боится меня. Я видел его истинное лицо. Тропинки — продолжение полян, а поляны заполнены педиками, и, когда скопившаяся грязь похоти вспенится до пояса, все они посмотрят наверх и возопят: «Will you show me?». Ну, а я прошепчу... «Oh shit, I'm sorry»
>>122785787Do you NYASHEN?:3
>>122785885Канеш, бро*
I never asked for this.
>>122786183Че?
>>122785932Where's you live?
>>122786318Нью-Йорк
>>122786363:(
>>122786491Еще в детстве переехал
This thread is absolute cringefest
Pyroarmy anybody?
>>122786539Proofs?Cock.jpg
>>122786633Ну го в падике пососемся
>>122786683Базарю, братан
>>122786697I need your dick, your sorry and your daddy's advices.
English is boring. I want to know Japanese so I could watch, play, and listen exclusive tier content. But their fucking hieroglyphs worse than Ebola disease and even more boring.
>>122786908I get fken triggered from hieroglyphs
Сажа либерахам
>>122766605 (OP)Переведите что в оп-посте написано
There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound; And frogs in the pool singing at night, And wild plum trees in tremulous white; Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; And not one will know of the war, not one Will care at last when it is done. Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, If mankind perished utterly; And Spring herself when she woke at dawn Would scarcely know that we were gone.
How do i learn english basics fast? Im suck at grammar and shitI feel retarded
>>122787358grammar isn't basics. It's pro tier. If you understand what foreigners say then you should talk more to them so you can improve it.
>>122766605 (OP)http://amc.ru/ru/помощь-с-домашними-заданиями-по-англи-2/https://vk.com/id209127425I wish I have teacher like her
Edwin Starr - Who need a war?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpWmlRNfLckWar, huh, yeahWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingUh-huhWar, huh, yeahWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingSay it again, y'allWar, huh, good GodWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingListen to meOhhh, war, I despiseBecause it means destructionOf innocent livesWar means tearsTo thousands of mothers eyesWhen their sons go to fightAnd lose their livesI said, war, huhGood God, y'allWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingSay it againWar, whoa, LordWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingListen to meWar, it ain't nothingBut a heartbreakerWar, friend only to the undertakerOoooh, warIt's an enemy to all mankindThe point of war blows my mindWar has caused unrestWithin the younger generationInduction then destructionWho wants to dieAaaaah, war-huhGood God y'allWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingSay it, say it, say itWar, huhWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingListen to meWar, huh, yeahWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingUh-huhWar, huh, yeahWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingSay it again y'allWar, huh, good GodWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingListen to meWar, it ain't nothing but a heartbreakerWar, it's got one friendThat's the undertakerOoooh, war, has shatteredMany a young mans dreamsMade him disabled, bitter and meanLife is much to short and preciousTo spend fighting wars these daysWar can't give lifeIt can only take it awayOoooh, war, huhGood God y'allWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingSay it againWar, whoa, LordWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingListen to meWar, it ain't nothing but a heartbreakerWar, friend only to the undertakerPeace, love and understandingTell me, is there no place for them todayThey say we must fight to keep our freedomBut Lord knows there's got to be a better wayOoooooh, war, huhGood God y'allWhat is it good forYou tell meSay it, say it, say it, say itWar, huhGood God y'allWhat is it good forStand up and shout itNothing
>>122787341 Будут сладкими ливни, будет запах полей, И полет с гордым свистом беспечных стрижей; И лягушки в пруду будут славить ночлег, И деревья в цветы окунутся, как в снег; Свой малиновка красный наденет убор, Запоет, опустившись на низкий забор; И никто, ни один, знать не будет о том, Что случилась война, и что было потом. Не заметят деревья и птицы вокруг, Если станет золой человечество вдруг, И весна, встав под утро на горло зимы, Вряд ли сможет понять, что исчезли все мы.
>2016>использовать do not и don'tмда
>>122788322Obossan
>>122787301https://translate.google.com/
>>122788434you should not sentense like this.
>>122787301>>122787301он грит твою маму ебал и перечисляет когда и где
>>122788669Why did you lie him?
>>122788797I didn't lie, moreover he told the same thing bout ur mom.
poor thread, poor russians
Hello my name is Dima. I am 14 years old and I am from Russia. Please speak with me.
>>122789394Hi Dima! James from Austin here. Nice to meet you. How are you doing?
>>122769998>>122775618Funny as fuck.
>>122788322Учись говорить "нет", тряпка.
>>122771944>>122771944didn't you mean "cosmetic affect"?
>>122789654донты выдают либо реднека либо тупоголовых рашек в норм странах, пидараха
>>122788885It's funny to see, how you want to rise above others, joking so idiotically
>>122789859А как тогда выражать отрицание? Через ain't?
>>122789394Hello Dima. Do you play pokemon games?
>>122789914look guys, ass-burn appeared.
>>122790040Hello. Thank you for your question. No. My sister does.
>>122790058can't you invent more rude insult?
>>122766605 (OP)Оп хуй, слава руси
>>122790117Do you pop her cherry tho?
>>122790233stop justificating yourself
Why its here? post in /em /or /trv/
>>122790619Posted it behind your cheek. Just check ))))
>>122790411When god created genuine man, he saved on you
Also its officially NATO invasion?
>>122790935Right, but he went lowstairs and you stood after ))
>>122790845thats some sort of american humor?
>>122790619They're dead.
>>122791207yup. fresh wave on 4ch
Did you realize that eminem's popular song "lost myself" means "проиграл в голос" in russian?
Once upon a time I had a strange feeling. Everything became uncolored. Trees, animals, sky...откуда? За отгадку кидаю 0,01 битка
ХУЙ
>>122792380>>122792528Russians detected! All under izbushka!
i hate you fucking russians. I hate your traditions, your people and yor fucking slavian race at all. I pray of the God will burn you.Pavel Nikitin 13 y.o. Moskow.
>>122792181Страх и ненависть в Лас-Вегасе
Sup niggas?
Sup :P
>>122794958Hi, twinke-winkie.
>>122766605 (OP)Roll
>>122795056Well, seems pretty simple though
>>122766605 (OP)rollin' tho
>>122795044how are you?
>>122795133Кизяк вопрос.
>>122771944He is a broke nigga
>>122789799He meant mass effect
>>122766605 (OP)ролл
Who's doing what?
When I was a little boy, my best friend Jacob Zuma taught me to talk shit and just like him I've mastered it and I now talk thru my ass as well
Напишите мне как сказать телке"Привет ты симпатичная, давай встретимся"Только на кокни а не на вашем ебаном русиш-школьнишь-инглиш. Носители плиз
>>122796028Hi, you mom is fat, you is slut, go kill yourself.
>>122795168I'm OK.
>>122796028'ey twist n twirl ya 're beatiful lets Scapa Fla aahhht
>>122796732what you do?
>>122796028Hey you're lovely let's go out sometime
>>122796936Kapchuiq. Listen music and communicate lol on 2ch.hk
>>122774539>>122774539MARICONES DE MIERDE COMEDME LA POLLATEPUTAMADRE
>>122796028Hi, you're cute, how about d?
are AHOHNMs liberaskas or vatniks?
Is it 4chan or 2ch? OP, fuck you!
Перевод пожалуйста аноны
>>122797852where you gettin all those stupid jokes
bvmp
>>122766605 (OP)Hello, my name is not important. And I to tell you something. Suck my dick bitches. And I don't care if someone want to rape me in the ass. Because I'm loving it! You can come to me and do it with me. Oh, come on. I'm just kidding. I think English the best language, before Japanese of course. But Japanese more difficult then English. BUT. English so funny and I like to study it. Now. Let's imagine one situation. What will be if some time ago, our country "Parassia" was encountered by, for example, The UK or Japanese. Japanese has little land and after all they need more. WHAT HAPPEND TO US? we wouldn't be)))
>>122799041fast fixand i want to*
Shittiest thread to ever see the light of day. Even I give up on it.
>>122799416what a faggot
>>122798113pls
>>122799589from your mother
>>122799733wowso originalmuch funny
>>122799913of course it is
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>>122799041>if someone WANT get the hell out of here
>>122800260oh shit, i'm sorry
>>122799509What did you call me nigga?
>>122800506FAGGOT
>>122800506have a problem with that?
Больно вас читать. Думаити дрхуя американцы? Хуй там.
>>122799733>>122799733POSHEL NAXUI
>>122801061хотя бы не быдланы как ты. даже неправильно написал слово
>>122801123hahafuck you loled from you
>>122801061Lol.
wowsuh breadmuh taistplz dont eit meim a meme
>>122801041YOU have a problem son.
>>122801485Dad, you guy?
>>122801684Your not makin sense kid.
>>122801762Lold, fucking faggot.
>>122802170You don't got no idea who you fuckin with sissy.
>>122797852Переведите дауну пики, не тролльте молю
>>122802460Они несмешные.
Хелоу лашары
>>122802806>>122802806Ну пожалуйста
>>122802949spik ingliw cyka)
>>122803542На русском и так говна хватает, не хочу добавлять.
>>122802317>>122802317oh, come on.
Suck my dick
three more poststo make this threadkick the fuckin bucket
too bumps an its ovah
one .
bumplimit, bitchfuck it
Whoever writes here is a faggot forever.Fuck you all and goodbye.
