OFFICIAL ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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The /b/-level english expert rolled in. Ask your questions.
>>123790247 (OP)Roll
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>>123790859Dick in your head? Create bochka?
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>>123795745I'm having a night shift today so I've only got four hours left.
Сьебали с нашей борды суки ебаные!
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>>123790247 (OP)Ok. I'm here. Do you want to talking about smth?
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>>123796510Suggest a topic.
>>123790247 (OP)>in commie speakДа иди ты на хуй. Он ещё на православной борде на своём диком наречии островных варваров говорить будет.
хуй соси, я свободный человек. Экскбюзми еба
>>123796676What about the common topic? Where are you from? Russia? How long do you study English?
А мне похуй на ваши правила, блять.
HELLOU KAMRADZ FROM DVACH. AI AM TROO INGLISH. ZADAVAYTE OTVETI
>>123796810Yeah, Russia. Been learning English for like 5 years so far. And you?
>>123797216I have been studiyng English for 3 years. Russia. Have you ever been to another countries? Where?
Still don't understand Perfect and Perfect Continius. I twisted your English on my dick, motherfucker.
OP, are you there?I'm from the USA. You could give me few questions if you want.
>>123799806Are you black trash or white god?
>>123800048I'm white god, of cource.
>>123800184Did you vote for Bernie?
>>123800184>courceAre you fucking kidding me?
>>123802659Who is it?I can remember only Bernie from TBBT.>>123802881Why?
>>123802937Bernie Sanders, how can you not know this name if you are from the USA, are you like 14 year-old to not know the best president candidate ever?
>>123802937You can't spell "course." You're less American than I am.
>>123803257>implying americans are all educated as fuck
>>123803176Got it. No. I'm going to vote for D.Trump>>123803257Sorry, I'm writing with a mobile keyboard. It's too easy to get a mistake.
>>123790247 (OP)Ребят, это инглиш трэд?
>>123803608Yes, it is.
>>123803513But isn't Trump a fag? Seriously, why do you vote for him, he's a clown, have you heard what he says publicly? I wouldn't be surprised if he denied the evolution theory or claimed vaccines cause autism.
>>123803664There is no better candidate in the USA. You can ask me about Clinton. But she is barked recently. It was really funny, but it's not a behavior for candidate to the president of the USA.
transleate pls
LONDON IS A CAPITAL OF GREAT BRITAIN
>>123804293You have just made my day!
>>123803980H. Clinton is a hypocrite, everybody knows that. But why won't you consider B. Sanders? It's not Trump vs Clinton, you know, Sanders seems the best candidate to me, the most reasonable and fair in his thoughts and speeches. I watched the public speeches which he performed from the early 90s to these days, he was always against all this bullshit that people dislike America for. Decent gentleman this Bernie Sanders. Trump looks like a spoiled pleb in compare to him.
>>123804660The London is The capital of the Great Britain.артикуляция очень важна, иначе тебя сочтут быдлом.
>>123790247 (OP)Но тут прилетел сажаскрыл
>>123804999>The London>ThehuehuehueLondon is a capital. Period.
>>123790247 (OP)Как заебал этот даун с автобампом. Рака яичек .
>>123804999этот лондон является этой столицей это великой британии? напомните лайфхак как артикли запоминать. вроде на some и any заменять и если получилось то the ставить
>>123804801You know, it was a lot of people like Sanders as presidents of the USA. But what they really did? Nothing. Trump has his own vision. It's different. Maybe he will do not only 'blah-blah', but another else.
Сажа чуркам
>>123805224Правильно: London is a capital.В школах учат, что там, где можно поставить "этот" или "тот", нужно использовать "the", но не всё так просто.Например, на американском слэнге "you are shit" это оскорбление, ты говно, а "you are the shit" это похвала, то есть крайне позитивная характеристика.
>>123805470Обоссан
>>123805528Иди в хуй, эксперт.
>>123805470What is the difference between those two sentences? What means the second literally?
>>123805722I can only describe the connotation, I have no idea about the origins. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=You%27re+the+shitSo, basically, "you are the shit" is a complement but "you are shit" is an insult.
>>123805599Шкальник пересказывает мне свой урок, вы посмотрите на этого дегенерата
>>123805931Ты почему ещё здесь, маня? Скройся уже.
>>123806035Лайфхак напомни и уйду.
>>123806035А то что, ты обидешься и уйдёшь в манкрафт играть?
>>123806809Тебя не спросил.
>>123806985Это я тебя спросил,отвечай, сын говна
>>123806985>>123807131Оба валите. У нас тут инглиштред.
>>123807131>сын говнамамка твоя сын говна
>>123807481> обозвали на дваче> тяфкнул что-то про мамку
>>123790247 (OP)>mfw i see a pleb language thread
>>123807650> обозвали на дваче> перешёл на гринтекстКЕК
>>123804293>I can speak English very good
Native speaker in this itt thread, ask your answers
Anyone?
>>123790247 (OP)>DaWhat is it? Is it like "the"?>thoughIs it like "Desu", though?
>>123810630Yes, to both questions.
Just passing by to check if I'm banned or not.
>>123812069So, are you?
>>123812497Yes, he is.mocherator
>>123812497Nope, everything's clear. I had all the chances though, since I violated the law of this scrapyard pretty severely.
