>>12452204
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When I was 15 years old and I went to shit Dad all the time, as it were accidentally spun near the shock, and all asked, what are you calmed down, why you do not hear? The first time I did not answer, so he began to break in the door and yell, what are you so quiet, what's wrong? began to swear and say that all door hinges lift, also, Dad swore if I shit and do not wash off, and not just vkontse shit, and immediately after vylezanija shit, motivated by the fact that it stinks, and he then told me: so I Kaknau and wash off, and so do you! I once to shit sat down, and I heard Dad somewhere near the door stood in the distance, well, I'm an ass wipe, and the floor nakarachiki sat down, and then the gap is very wide from the bottom at the door, well, I'm in the gap and I look, and there Dad on Karachik He sits and looks in the slot, and said to me: you are what? fucked? Che are you doing there? Dad all the time the way some herb drink, to shit so often srёt to 5 times a day, and then says that ass burns, and even fart it. fucking short! real story. I am not a troll

>>124522234
Ты не тот анон. У него пик про "Гарри Поттера" был.

>>124522387
Ну ты прям раскусил.

>>124522474
Паста про батю, смотрю.

>>124522468
>so I Kaknau and wash off

бампану

>>124522808
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>>124523214
бамп.

Ну ладно, видать он спать перед школой пошёл.

Хз. Может кому нужен на завтра несложный перевод с инглиша. Кидайте сюда.

I know this will be buried and it is a repost, but whatever. You shouldn't Google Judy Hopps or anything Zootopia related. There is so much rule 34 that it starts bleeding through the cracks of safe search. Otherwise you might end up with really damn weird dreams (or in my case sleep paralysis hallucinations shudders) and realize you are a closeted furry. I'm using a throwaway for reasons that will become obvious.
Intro (skip if you want to get to the fuckeduptivity): I am a 19 year old man that is very familiar with a good deal of the strange shit on the Internet. However, my sexual tastes are very vanilla outside of the weirdness below (I am a non virgin). I must warn you, dear reader, that the shit you are about to subject your poor little eyeballs to is a 10 on the whatthefuckometer. This is approaching cumbox levels of WTF. Here is a teaser of what is in store bellow: An animated Disney character fucks me. Still here? Okay. Buckle up, dear reader.
Story: To give you context, I have had sleep paralysis twice in my entire life. Once when I was eight (with no hallucinations) and the instance I am going to describe to you (with an incredibly realistic hallucination [felt COMPLETELY real]). I woke up in the middle of the night and realized I couldn't move anything but my eyes. I knew exactly what was happening, so I decided to go along for the ride. I felt a strong warm pressure on my chest as if someone was sitting on it. My vision adjusted to the dim lighting in my room (I leave my bathroom light on with the door cracked so I can see if I get up during the night). I saw what looked like the figure of a nude woman sitting on me. She was wearing nothing but an unbuttoned pink flannel shirt. She was fingering herself and moaning. I was starting to get into it when I suddenly realized that this woman was really small (like 4ft if she was standing up). That's when two long ears popped up. The "woman" slid down my torso and onto my groin. The light from the bathroom was much brighter where she moved, and I knew exactly who it was... It was goddamn Judy Hopps from Zootopia (great movie BTW). I looked at my right arm and saw that I had a tranquilizer dart (part of the hallucination) stuck in it. I decided to nope the fuck out, so I tried to wiggle and scream to wake myself up. Unfortunately, all I could manage was a really weak whimper. Judy noticed this and smirked. Then she leaned forward, putting her face within an inch of mine. In an incredibly sultry tone she cooed, "What's that sweetheart? I'm afraid I didn't hear a no." She bit my ear and started grinding against my crotch cowgirl style. Although it was fucked up as all hell, I got extremely turned on. I popped a boner, and it poked all the way out of my fly (frigging boxer shorts). Judy immediately grabbed my dick and stuck it inside her. She rode me for what felt about 5 minutes moaning and dirty talking for the entire duration. She also periodically clawed my chest, kissed me, and pressed herself against me (I could feel her body heat, soft fur, and heartbeat). When I orgasmed, I gained full control of my body again. The visual hallucination stopped, but I could still hear her voice and feel myself inside of her (although much fainter). All hallucinating stopped after about 15 seconds. The orgasm I experienced was far more intense than anything I had felt my entire life. It was mindblowingly incredible. I was uncontrollably shaking for a solid two minutes after it. My boxers and some of my sheets were absolutely covered in jizz. I was able to wipe the sheets almost completely clean, but my boxers were so soaked that I went to my bathroom and chucked them in the bottom of the trash. While I was in the bathroom, I decided to rub another one out. I then showered and played video games until the sun came up (the hallucination happened at 4:00ish I think). I have told a few good friends about the experience, and we had a good hearty laugh about it. However, I didn't tell them the graphic details; I didn't want to gross them out too bad. This experience was nothing like a dream. Dreams are kinda fuzzy and seem very separated from reality when you wake up. This experience on the other hand felt 100% real. It literally felt like Judy Hoppes Hot Cosby'd me. It was as real to my mind as any other actual experience in my waking life. It was pretty damn funny to me (internally) when I went to see the movie again with my parents. I couldn't help but think how this character was innocently entertaining a moviegoing audience that was blissfully unaware of how she touched my no-no.
TL;DR: Judy Hopps did indeed "Try Everything" including rape someone that doesn't even exist in her universe.
TL;DR the TL;DR: Judy Hopps is a trans-dimensional rapist.
TL;DR the TL;DR to the TL;DR: Rabbits do indeed fuck like rabbits.
TL;DR the TL;DR to the TL;DR to the TL;DR: Just read the motherfletching story you lazy twat.
Edit: a word
Edit: There be gold in these waters!

>>124522046 (OP)
OP Dick
переведи плиз

>>124522046 (OP)
А ты бы выебал Мисато-сан?

>>124526100
А разве петух - не cock?

>>124526190
>А ты бы выебал Мисато-сан?
К чему такие вопросы?

>>124526196
Нет, скорее "OP"

>>124526100
СПАСИБА ЗА ПОМОЩЬ АНОН ТЕПЕРЬ ПО ИНГЛИШУ В ШКАЛКЕ ШЕСТЬ ПОСТАВЯТ

ОП, переведи:
"I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It's Shrek. I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp.". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now.". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

>>124526636
Да вы задолбали с пастами из форчонга.

>>124526636
"... Мне было всего 9 лет я любил Шрек так много, у меня были все товары и фильмы я молюсь, чтобы Шрек каждую ночь перед сном, чтобы поблагодарить его за жизнь я был дан" Шрек любовь "Я говорю; "Шрек жизнь". Мой папа слышит меня и называет меня педик. Я знаю, что он был просто завидуют моей преданности Шрека. Я назвал его пизда. он хлопает меня и посылает меня пойти спать. Я плачу прямо сейчас , и мое лицо болит. Я лежал в постели, и это действительно холодно. Внезапно, тепло движется по отношению ко мне. это Шрек. Я так счастлива
Он шепчет мне в ухо "Это мое болото.". Он хватает меня своими мощными огров руками и кладет меня на руки и колени. Я готов. Я развел ягодицы для Шрека. Он проникает мой приклад отверстие. Это так больно, но я делаю это для Шрека. Я чувствую мою задницу слезотечение, как мои глаза начинают воду. Я толкаю против его силы. Я хочу, чтобы угодить Шрек. Он ревет в могучего рева, как он заполняет мою задницу со своей любовью. Мой папа ходит. Шрек смотрит ему прямо в глаза и говорит: "Это все людоеда прямо сейчас.". Шрек уходит через окно. Шрек любовь. Шрек жизнь.

>>124526793
Паста с форчана, расходимся:
"... I was only 9 years old, I loved Shrek so much, I had all the goods and movies I pray that Shrek every night before going to sleep, to thank him for the life I was given," Shrek is love, "I say;" Shrek life . "My dad heard me and called me a fagot. I know that he was just jealous of my devotion Shrek. I call it pussy. he slaps me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying right now, and my face hurts. I was lying in a bed, and it's really cold. Suddenly, the heat is moving towards me. it Shrek. I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp.". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread his buttocks for Shrek. It penetrates my butt hole. It hurt so much, but I do it for Shrek. I feel like tearing my ass, my eyes start to water. I push against his forces. I want to please Shrek. He roars in mighty roar as he fills my ass with his love. My dad walks. Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says, "That's all the man-eater now.". Shrek goes through the window. Shrek love. Shrek lives.

>>124527140
"... Мне было всего 9 лет, я любил Шрек так много, у меня было все товары и фильмы я молю, чтобы Шрек каждую ночь перед сном, чтобы поблагодарить его за жизнь мне дали," Шрек любовь, "Я говорю;" Шрек жизнь. "Мой папа услышал меня и назвал меня педик. Я знаю, что он был просто завидуют моей преданности Шрека. Я называю это киске. Он шлепает меня и посылает меня спать. Я плачу прямо сейчас, и мое лицо болит. Я лежал в постели, и это действительно холодно. Внезапно, тепло движется по отношению ко мне. это Шрека. Я так счастлив, что он шепчет мне на ухо: "Это моё болото.". Он хватает меня своими мощными огров руками и ставит меня на руки и колени. Я готов. Я развел ягодицы для Шрека. Он проникает мою задницу отверстие. Это так больно, но я делаю это для Шрека. Я чувствую, разрывая мою задницу, мои глаза начинают вода. Я толкаю против его сил. Я хочу, чтобы угодить Шрек. он ревет в могучего рева, как он наполняет мою задницу со своей любовью. Мой папа ходит. Шрек смотрит ему прямо в глаза и говорит: "Это все, что людоед прямо сейчас . ". Шрек проходит через окно. Шрек любовь. Шрек живет.

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