ENGLISH THREAD first in the milleniumDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
instant bump
bump
Why mops, OP?
Пидорский треад.сажаскрыл
>>125282512>mopsIt's called a pug.
>>125282573Well, why pug then?
Это чо на моей провославной борде? Пиндосы??? Маа няси ружжо будзiм амэрыканцау стралять. Ich will
>>125282150 (OP)You have a thread in /fl/, go there.
wbb brb lol itt rofl lmao though m8
>>125282645For no real reason actually. Somebody created several threads on /fl/ with a pug dog in the OP picture, and I thought "pugs as a symbol of English threads? Not bad." Flags are too banal, y'know.>>125282854It's too slow. And anons write there in Russian for the most part.
bump though
Оп хуй, слава руси
НАРУШИТЕЛЬ В ТРЕДЕ!
>>125284694>you get your face pissed on immediately
>>125284694>thou renderest thy eye urinated on therewith
sasai pindos obama chmo though
Why's the thread dead?
bump blyat
I won't leave.
>>125286439Because nobody gives a single one.
>>125286760I can lend you some fucks to give.
>>125282150 (OP)Hi guys! I highly recommend you to talk dirty to me.
How to pass verbal-exam? Do you have any cheats?
>>125286896Nice to see! I'm that guy who had a nightmare about you, remember me?
I IMPROVE MY INGLISZ ON /INT/, uknow
>>125287199What's ur fav thread on /int/?
>>125287237jap, uknow'n ur?
>>125287308Only /polska/.
>>125287335daya know polish?
>>125287199/int/ was eliminated a few years ago.
>>125287372>daya DA DA YA.
df
>>125287381We are talking about f0urchan*?
>>125287372JES, OFKORZ!
>>125282150 (OP)Не понял, переведите плиз
XYй
Teraz to jest polskich memuchów tred.
>>125287606Dwaczuju.
>>125287491I was talking about 2ch.4chan's /int/ is awful. Full of political/historical/racist shit.
>>125287633
Guys, how do I get laid?
>>125287643I have my nice /polska/ tred. Everything is good except polish anime-fags.
>>125287112I have cheat engine
>>125287782thread*shiiiiiieeet
Anon, i see u and u see me, and i love u and i hope u love me too, but why we dont fuck ever now? What is ur problem, faggot?
Soup, gays, how ar yo doing?
>>125287901>says, that love me>calls me faggotshooo-shoooo!!!!
Пидорахи учат язык белых людей? Ну наконец-то.
>>125288028Except you, dah.
>>125287687>PSHHH PSHH YOBA VAS PLOHO SLYSHNO>HE'S JUST SPEAKING POLISH LOL
>>125282150 (OP)хелоу мазафакерс
>>125288079Polecam cię worek też
Esmu no Latvija, anglu valoda ir pleb-limenu valoda.
>>125288161ci*
>>125287995It's just expression
>>125288161Do you polish your Polish, though? You'd better finish your Finnish.
>>125288058Ничего, я всё равно рад.
>>125288184Witam ciebie, zaczynamy swoj trend?>>125288243Juz widzialem :---)))))
>>125287901Get out of there, weaboo
>>125288307Latviesu valoda limenis man ir slikts, un tomer...I can barely understand what are you writing, but I grasped some words. If I understood correctly, you want me to start my own thread. I won't, cause Latvians are dumb.
>>125288491Wa alleikum assalam.
>>125288528ПеревестиСалман Радуев, Шамиль Басаев, Ушат Помоев , Улов Налимов, Рекорд Надоев, Отряд Ковбоев, Подрыв Устоев, Погром Евреев, Поджог Сараев, Захват Покоев, Исход Изгоев, Побег Злодеев, Обвал Забоев, Угон Харлеев, Удел Плебеев, Камаз Отходов, Развод Супругов, Забег Дебилов, Парад Уродов, Вагон Гондонов, Отряд Кретинов, Улов Кальмаров, Рулон Обоев, Черёд Застоев, Квартет Гобоев, Подсуд Злодеев, Друган Братанов, Учёт Расходов, Налог Сдоходов, Разбор Полётов, Мешок Лимонов, Обед Лемуров, Карман Пистонов, Разгул Гормонов, Прыжок Гиббонов, Рожок Патронов, Разрез Батонов, Полёт Фазанов, Удар Морозов, Майор Допросов, Пробрал Поносов, Заплыв Матросов, Порвал Баянов, Расстрел Арабов, Запой Гусаров, Сачок Моллюсков, Поход Гераклов, Барак Монголов, Загон Баранов, Пропой Погонов, Отряд Маньяков, Тридня Запоев, Облом Пиндосов, Курган Отбросов, Полно Засосов, Говно Вопросов.سلمان رادوييف، شامل باساييف، انعزاله حوض صيد Nalimov، سجل الضروري، رعاة البقر مفرزة والمؤسسات تقويض ومذبحة اليهود، الحرق بارنز، القبض على الدوائر، والخروج الخارجين عن القانون، الهروب ذبح انهيار الشرير، هارلي سرقة، مع العوام، كاماز النفايات، الزوجين الطلاق ، البلداء سباق موكب غريب الواقي الذكري سيارة، المهووسين مفرزة، والحبار الصيد، لفات من ورق الجدران، وتتحول إلى الركود، الرباعية المزمار، لولاية من الأشرار، Drugan بروس، المحاسبة والضرائب Sdohodov، استخلاص المعلومات، الليمون حقيبة الغداء الليمور، والقبعات جيب قرع، الصاخبة الهرمونات، قفزة جيبونز، القرن خراطيش، وقطع رغيف الطائر التدرج، ضربة موروزوف، رئيس بلدية الاستجواب واد الإسهال والبحارة السباحة، التي مزقتها الأكورديون، وإطلاق النار من العرب، من الصعب شرب Gusarov، شبكة صيد السمك والمحار، التخييم هرقل باراك المغول، الحلبة بارانوف، بروبيل مطاردة، مجانين والتشكيلات، والانغماس Tridnya، المشكله Pindos، كورغان فضلات الذبائح، يستنشق تماما، مشكل سخيف.
>>125288307>PSHH PSHHHI can't hear what you're saying bruh.
>>125288411Why do u hate me, pidorash?
>>125288462Tas nav latviešu valoda.
>>125288570>bruhBruhlya
СаСаЙ
>>125288583Because you are dirty fat sweaty weaboo
One ----- just posted this - https://41.media.tumblr.com/1c2cb7ad3ff7036ad93f236e56fba142/tumblr_o5wvwe6as71th21zso2_r1_500.jpgWHAT DOES IT MEAN????? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS GUY?????
Hello in enlish thread Semyon here
>>125283437Pugs are French dogs. You know what we all think 'bout French
>>125288709nah, idk
>>125288678I'm little animegirl that want give some love to anonimus
>>125288783What is it mean "nah"?
>>125288846"no"
>>125288846No.
>>125288840Get out! You have to go for nuclear operation.
>>125288846It means go to dik
>>125288840You aren't girl, you just pretending to be.
Seems we're being wiped!
>>125288846Nahooi
>>125288840>anonimushhahaaahahaha AHAHA LOOOL
>>125288870>>125288875Thx. My english actually shit.
Is there a way to make profit from speakin dis weird lang?
My penis a to big
What does MOTHERFUCKER mean, my dad said he is this word
>>125288709French people are nice.
>>125289039U r rong
>>125289050Go nah
Runining Denis Usatenko Usatenko dev paaaasha12
Писос.
>>125289039my d i i i ck is b i i ig my d i i i ck is very b i i g
You are loxi pogonyalo minecraft
>>125289039My dick gets bigger'Cause Imma crazy n...
silly girl, take ur jacket off! get on da floor! 'n' go hard! 'n' go hard....
>>125289029U can выебываться in another thread like this. Cool, isn't it?
>>125289029Girls put off for you once they know you speak English.
Do you suck dicks
Jecus Crist, Holi Sheet, wat the hel
>>125289275Do you do @BOCHKA@???
Porn thread
>>125289245No, not really.>>125289267Who cares about girls though
Answer my mesagge , if are you gay
Sup guys. Can I ask u a question? Im dead inside because I'm too worried about my linguistic college (I gonna learn english of course and chinese). I'm worried about english. My level is Intermediate (or maximum upper-intermediate) and I DO NOT know hot to pass fucking exams, which would be there (test and talking with a engilsh language teacher or something). How could I get confident about my english? Help me please
Я ebal всех amerikosov
>>125289374I am no gay.
>>125289402Just do it.
>>125289342>>@BOCHKA@???Did you mean BUBBLE ROLL?
[eq
>>125289456Nice motivation
Anonchiki, there is hell, belive me i see it, there is heaven lets keep it in seсret. Nobody needs to know this sheet.
>>125287547Go your road, stalker
>>125289444I am not gay
>>125289556Ai mlya maslinu paimal
>>125289368>Who cares about girlsGuys start looking up to you even if you're a bullied omega.
>>125289560A gay
>>125287113Of course I do, how could I not. How're you doing?
>>125289556Иди своей дорогой,Сталкер (it a my translite
Sup twoch. I hav not tyan. Help how can I get tyan and where. 19 level, flyshit millionaire. Help
>>125289624Who cares about mere humans though. I'll rephrase myself: how do I make monetary profit?
>>125288840Give you some love to the cheek.
>>125289521Simple motivation is the best motivation.JUST DO IT, PHAGGOT.
>>125289730I know why u dont have a girl
Ч ебал
JUST LOOK AT THIS!!!Same, absolutely same...Whyyyyy not Poland? Rly? God, why not Polska? Moj kochany kray, ktory zawsze bedzie dla mnie trwac! haha!ja jestem polakiem $---)))) jeeee, polska !!! K O C H A M
>>125289743You can tutor. You can translate shit for money.
Хав кэн ай хэлп ю май дир комрадэ
>>125289818Vhy
What u will do if i will atack u, piturdik? Run away like dirty pig, isn't it? I know it, awryone knows.
Драститя
>>125289818 Just look here and you'll understand >>125289267
>>125290041The only thing you can attack is your dick.
Lets translate your street names on endlish. Others should say what street on russian it is. I ll be first. Februaries st.
>>125290128By ur mom
>>125289857Doubt I'm qualified enough to teach anyone; that shit ain't easy to do.And I've already tried freelancing as a translator, but the wage is simply miserable.
>>125290128And ur fat mom)))
>>125290041You look like a fucking dris'h, and thats why i will punch you in your dumb face and you will roll away crying like a lottle pig
>>125290041> awryonehahah fuckin' shieeet, i'll kill ya jflulz %---)))) PIG %----))))))
>>125290152LENIN STR.
>>125289730>>125289818Hey guys i have brilliant id
>>125290152Instant failure. Krasnodar str. / Krasnodarskaya str.
>>125290233U stupid, shouktld say LAZYS st.
>>125290233idea maybe you will fuck each othet?
>>125290280Redpresent stupid
>>125284694>russian bastards trying to troll us
>>125290325K you know the drill. C'mon
>>125290175Everyone's qualified enough to tutor, hell, I've been tutoring since 10th grade.
Sup everyone, girl itt. (without proofs, couz i don't have to do proofs, uknow)Ask your answers!
Guys lets hurt other people
>>125289743You can get a better job even if it's not related to languages. Your boss will know that if you've managed to master English, then you're not a complete douchebag and can be trusted with something more important than cleaning toilets.
>>125290445Nobody gives a rat's ass.
U know I got Plane street. Say in russian
>>125288608Man poebatj uz garumzimi un tadu hujnju.
I think that all of us are nice gays
>>125290445>knows english#nohomo
>>125290488I know! I just writing for.. writing? just practice
>>125290577>#nohomoFastfix
>>125290577dunno english, and here just trying to improve
>>125290577Hey you are pretty swallow are you working out?
>>125290457I wouldn't occupy my current position if I did not know English in the first place though, it's like one of default requirements nowadays.Hold on for a moment. I'm actually already making a profit out of it, dumb me.Oh well.
>>125290445Some grill here wasap babye?
>>125282150 (OP)benis
>>125290566Ko tu gribēji teikt ar šo postu? Cilvēks, kam tu atbildēji, bija polāks
>>125282150 (OP)Hi, don't you mind to talking about anything with me? It's so booooorinig now, I just sitting home alone, no friends, no conversations, no fun.
>>125290798to talksomething
>>125290841just fix myself
>>125282150 (OP)А що ви тут робите?
>>125290797Es to zinu. Es gribeju atbildet uz>Tas nav latviešu valoda.
>>125290881ХУЇ МОСКАЛЬСКІ СОСЕМО, ЛИЖЕМО. ПРИЄДНУЙСЯ!
P L E A S EWho can read this - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare#Workson vocaroo?(this text just example, record whatever you want)
>>125290798> home alone, no friends, no conversations, no fun.Well that just means that we don't have anything to talk about, doesn't it? If nothing at all happens in your life then what is there to discuss?
>>125290881We are very educated with English my friend
>>125290874Are there somebodym talk english in skype?
>>125290445Здоровенькi були, куме
>>125290677Yeah. Why you are looking?
>>125290798Na boy without u we were happy now u are here, proud uself?
>>125290934I could, but I'm way to lazy. However if you give me some incentive to do that I will.
>>125290960dobry wieczór, panie.
>>125291087> way toofix
>>125290934Ща.
>>125290891Es neredzu nekadas loģiskas sakares.Tur kurwa ar savu valodu kaut-ko teica - un tu tā pēkšņi "Latviešu valoda līmenis man ir slikts". Tu atbildēji tai kurwai?
>>125291131A, tu runa par manu iepreksejo postu.Ja! Es atbildeju kurwai!
>>125290881WTFAK MAN??!!?!?! MY FUCKING JESUS LOARD THIS PIG IS TALKING
>>125290946I just broken my ex-gf and my life began to be filled with freedom
>>125289813Thanks to ya shaka-brah
>>125291065you write like shit
Finally! The Thread I can enjoy. By the way, can anyone tell me what TOR is for. I've just downloaded it but that's kinda all. I don't know what it does, I don't know why do I need it. All I know is it is somehow keep me anonymous to websites. I feel myself as a monkey with glasses.
>>125290934http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kMO6TCJQ3dmy mic is a pile of shit tho
>>125290954>very>educated
>>125291208Too fat trolling like ur mom :)
Ay guys , what is the best browser The Amigo or Yandex Browser?
Dobreischyi vecherochek
>>125291293It allows you to browse sites hosted in .onion dominion, as well as access sites in the regular internet through a number of proxies, making it hard to track down your actual IP address, therefore, making it hard to identify you.
>>125291429Yomama.
>>125291190Tagad ir skadrs.
Every friggin' thread some German/French/Polish fags come and go with ich-mich-schpielen/aux-toi-les-sosissons/pshh-pshhh-szcz gibberish.
>>125291535Hehe.Labak palidz man. Kur man iet studet kaut ko pec skola?
>>125291306Thank you!My teacher said that Shakespeare reads like "Шэкспаер"
>>125291034On, no I dare...I mean - no homo
>>125291429If u want to see 193729 adversations per second best choise is AmigoIf u wanna complemant a friend #nohomo... Khm. I'm sorryAnd if u hate google and life better choose Yandex Browser
>>125291661or reads as...
>>125291276Cause i am dog of streets feel me whiteboy? Dont fak witch me pussyass
>>125291429Presto versions of Opera were good back in the day.Today all browsers are shit, so choose any.
>>125291697I have been waiting 4 u for 283828 posts? Where did u gone?
>>125291721>or reads as...Я стараюсь произность "эз" (as) , а не "эсс" (ass), но выходит что выходит.
хай, англечане
>>125291598Ēj programēt. Labākais variants
>>125291900Paldies, iesu tagad programet.
>>125291738Do you really think if you fuck up the grammar and spelling, it will help you come off as a nigga?
>>125291715So Yandex Browser is for people who want to kill yourselves?
>>125291306 His pronunciation good? Who can tell me? I am sitting from mobile
I have to sleep since It's 10 p.m And what am doing right now?Trying myself in english fucking thread with the song in my head rofl
>>125291961Yandex browser user ITTask ur answers
>>125291947I hope
>>125291961Not literallyI meant masohists and someone like this
>>125291460And what does it mean exactly? I still can't grasp it. Can you be more specific? What I can use it for?Like, you know, spoon is for devouring food, lightbulb is for not sleeping until dawn, etc.
>>125291981He reads "the" as "ze." Do I need to say anything more?
>>125291715And what about Opera browser?
>>125292053How it feels when u eat shit i forgot something! Ah! We are all eating shit right now. We are sitting on 2ch.hk!!!
>>125292067It don't work dat way my man.
>>125292053Do you want to kill yourself?
>>125291788I had a very important thing that I must done yesterday
What does it mean word lmao , explain me experts
>>125292310laughing my ass out
Hey fuckers, I'm gay ask your answers.
>>125292264Plez dont kill my dreams /brOther Or tell me how is work?
>>125292350Why? You already gave us all we need to know.
>>125292261What do you mean? It looks pretty good, it's comfortable, have useful things etc.>>125292276sometimes.
>>125292258I used this shitIt was wery uncomfortableAll that downloading speed and pseudoMEGA TURO BUTTON that do not work ever
>>125292261It"s nice to seat on 2ch.hk! Its very confortable! Also there are another chair, on it seat there are spikes
>>125292096.onion services are for staying anonymous for whatever reason required (typical case would be journalist contacting an information source that wishes to stay private, lawyer keeping business matters anonymous etc), downloading prohibited content and accessing black markets online.TOR -> regular internet is for staying anonymous and/or accessing resources which are banned by your network admin / internet service provider.
>>125292293Ok. I want to make full all of your holes of depression #nohomo
Working for a man from Holand. Ask your answers.
>>125292458Thats the win! rofl
>>125292350Suck dicks? Can make a barrel?
>>125292412I didn't give you shit!
>>125292617I do suck dicks. And I do a pretty good job of it, I might add.
>>125292618That's the best you could do.
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>>125292458>nice to seat on 2ch.hkOh lol. It sounds very russian, but you can't say something like this in english
>>125292350Your ass is hurt?
Hey everybody! I'd like to know which English levev u are! Upper-intermediate is here
>>125292752Why would it be?
>>125292677Do u swallow or spit?
>>125292677Proof or never happened
>>125292169Oh, about spelling. In various films I've heard different pronunciation of "the" word. "ze" with sound "th", "ze" with sound "z", "zi" as if "zee". What is the correct one?
>>125292737I know it.
>>125292799Because you gay maybe? No?
>>125292795Who cares about skill brackets? imho that's to abstract defining of a level.
>>125292458Yep my friend u are right i love my 2ch love my room love my country lome my president love my life i am high of life
Sup guys, I have problem. I MUST draw a pack of stickers but I have no idea what to draw. I need some generall theme.It would be so nice of you to advice me something. So, you're welcome.
>>125292904What kind of stickers?
>>125292904As vk.com stickers, or something different?
>>125282150 (OP)> passive voice> not a nigger> no sage
>>125292904telegram?
>>125292471Why thank you! Now I understand.
>>125292904Maybe robots?
>>125292865So? If you do anal sex properly, your ass is going to be just fine.>>125292806Spit mostly, I rarely swallow. For some reason it's really hard for me to make myself swallow.
>>125292904Theme may be a school days.Like 2 students of 4-5 gradesBoy - half-bully and he is in love to girlGirl- pretty nice and smart little one (8/10)
Guys , today I have visited The Rostov-on-Don. Ask your answers pls.
>>125293178Sounds like EOT thread
>>125293093Do your parents know that u emm.. kind of special?
>>125293093There was a maiden from Stoneberry hallow!
>>125293245is that a song from nfs underground?
>>125292904Witches.Good, completely not evil, cute even. From the ancient woods. And they must eat cakes, and laughing and stuff.
>>125293269I didnt meant that lolIt was instantly
>>125293093Is your parents hate you or something? Do your BATYA yells at you? Like: AAA BLYAAA SINA PIDOROM VIRASLI!?
>>125293301My mother does, my father doesn't and I hope never will. >>125293303I didn't get the reference.
Word, my niggas! Check out a verse off of my new track Dis Shit Be Too Big For Ya:To all the niggas who don't know my name - you soon willThe mobb onto your black asses for realYou still live only 'cause you live stillYou live till I come and go at your teamWatch who you confrontin'Bitch you just frontin'Ran outta slugs - fuck it, I'ma shot 'chaWit' my finger motherfucker, see I gotcha!Recording my first album named We Be Da Leadahz. Check it out this winter!
>>125293325Yep , Basta made it.
>>125293518My parents love my quite a bit.
>>125293245Maybe u tell us? Some coolstories?
>>125293566Sounds like english AK-47
>>125293522What was reaction of mother?
>>125293593Awesome , also why did you became a gay? Just because you want to?
>>125293522This is the song from South park the stick of truthOne of the heroes was singing thatAnd he was an invalid boy
>>125293715She was not very pleased, burst into tears even, but she got over it eventually.
>>125293944You only 1 child in your family?
>>125293832I didn't become gay, I always was. It's not like sexual orientation is a fucking choice you make.
>>125294054Nope, I have a younger sister.
>>125294162>has a sister>be a guy Boy why???
Ay guys , I have decided to translate song by Ебанько . You know what song I will try to translate : Its Я ебу Собак. Will someone help me?
>>125294467Gay
>>125292978>>125293051The one that will be printed and sold.>>125293013Well yes, but they will be not for online services. >>125293074Thank you for the idea, I will try to draw something "robotish"!>>125293178Oh gosh, why haven't I thought about this. Thank you too! I think people would love it!>>125293375Awww, this idea also sounds very cute.Thank you guys for such adorable and interesting ideas! I knew 2ch would help me any time!
>>125294467Incest is fucking disgusting.
>>125294468I wouldn't help you even if you were dying.
Oxxxymiron - greatest rapper in the world.
>>125293566Somebody vocaroo this please. The verse's really sick.
>>125294709Halp pls. I have 7 children.
>>125294931Not even close.
>>125294973Make them help you.
>>125294931Say what?
>>125294572Hey! I know! You should draw those two students in robotic style!
>>125295027They are born with down syndrome , so pls halp me
>>125294987>>125295050Haters pls.
>>125295164Burn them then.
>>125295098Thanks god (or whoever/whatever is there above us) for such a wonderful place that is full of people with such a gorgeous ideas!
>>125295170I don't hate him, he's just not as good as you claim he is.
>>125295203My wife will burn me then , so help me blyad!
>>125295458You're on your own.
you guys are awful, telegram anyone?
>>125295497Pls halp , I will sent you my paiment for 4 fucking years.
>>125295588Absolutely not. Telegram is haram in my culture.
>>125295707Which is like 3 bucks so you're on your own.
>>125295391That is joke. Not best in the world, but best in the Russia.
>>125295773what isn't?
>>125295836But if i sent my paiment , will you help me?
>>125296078u good sun, you goods
>>125296078Well, debatable, but I don't care enough to argue about it.
>>125296112Hashish.
>>125296169No.
>>125294931http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VnBtUh6jCO
>>125296305don't listen to him, listen to me, the best rapper is noise mc
>>125296394Ok , Can you just say me what soap is best for suicide?
>>125296507With him I could agree buy you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>125296616Do you fucking research yourself! God damn these people just want everything on a silver platter!
>>125296788U wot m8 , I want everything on gold-platina platter
>>125296788fock you, you ill mouthed gringo
>>125282150 (OP)You better fuck off right now you fucking suka. Blyad, how dare you come here and speak your obosanniy language?! If you would came here with some fresh memes about weed maybe I could forgive you. But you have breaked into my house, and it was a wrong house to break in. Right now I'm booking tickets to London, to throw your chav ass from Big Ben. Oosless bitch.
>>125296990Ayyy there will be a meme about weed
>>125282150 (OP)>2016>englishTop kek from this britshit.
>>125297120he blows better than you so fuck off
Oh man, this thread is making my day m8
>>125296990What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>125297120キープ、/ B/ラット
>>125282150 (OP)Слава Україні!
>>125282150 (OP)>ENGLISH THREADAnd? Is there some sense?
>>125297199Blow behind your cheek, check out.
Hello gays, how business?I bad english, sori if mistake.
>>125297404There definitely is. You should know your future masters' language well enough to understand their commands.
>>125290934http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aiq9fOeqkb
>>125297624I am not your nigger slave, man
>>125298230Of course you're not my nigger slave, you're my white slave.
>>125297477Sori you
>>125282150 (OP)Тут скорее подходит конструкция "to write nothing"
oh man are you serious? what the fuck are you doing man? that thread is not supposed to be here man. fuck man
>>125298287>white But am not white.
>>125297264It doesent matter. I'm living in my mums basement, so even if you will strike whole Russia with nukes Im still gonna fight you back on Internet, you faggot. You don't even know how dangerous I am. I've got 100% resistance to both cringe and radiation, because I live in same town that NFKRZ lives in. Yes, you can see how Im suffering. You can feel my pain. I know that feeling. It's like watching 2 kids 1 sandbox with your parents. Im already dead inside. You can't kill me, because Im already dead. Memes is the only thing that keeps me living. And it's the only thing that you can't take from me, fag
>>125298682>But ambut i am
Gibe me da pussy, b0ss
>>125282150 (OP)Ey b0ss wassup
>>125298800I eat ass
>>125298800I eat a lot of ass
Ey b0os, this thread makes me want to kill myself
>>125298682What then? Green?
>>125298800I don't think you understand I eat a lot of ass like a lot of ass
>>125299006Is it? Me too, dude. I eat about 11241 asses in the day
>>125299045Just hang yourself
>>125299139Eat a pussy like a watermelon
>>125298980>>125299006>>125299090These boys just pleased lord chin-chin,
>>125299239>like a watermelonKill yourself m8
>>125299082Uhmm...My skin reflects only photons with wavelenghth about 1 nanometre. It is the reason why i can't meet with my friends. They always die because of radiation
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick all these nuts and suck the dick
>>125299239Now im eating my gramma lips like a bottle
I fucking hate weaboos
>>125299462Im the >>125298707 guy, so we can hang out if you want.
Че тут происходит?
>>125299045>>125299491>>125299534Go to hell, b0ss
>>125299723crying in my anime bodypillow
Бля, вы ебанутые? Мы в россии, але. Какой английский?
>>125299832Fuck off mate
>>125299944Я в Канаде.
>>125299999Нихуя пентипл
>>125300030Ну молодец
>>125299848Just hang yourselfYour hands around your dick
>>125299733Let's brofist, my only friend, ~De geso
>>125299832We're passing your mother round, wanna join us?
>>125300185Brofist.. cough suka...
>>125300297Чего бля
Let me speek from my heart. Situation is cruelation.My life is dumbation.
Ok, looks like this thread is slowly dying. Nothing ever last forever m8
>>125300329Oh no! Is my radiation killing you?
>>125298980>>125299006>>125299090Nice Filthy F. references, keep up the good work.How much do you love (or hate) Filthy and do you love Pink gay mixtapes ?(Bump with pink gay)
London is the capital of Great Britain.
>>125300574I think that it is the letter
>>125300530Please go fuck yourself, filthy retard...
>>125300526Brofist radiation is something that i can't handle. It's like going on your dads funeral, and when you coming near his coffing to pay respects, he jumps out of the coffin, and starts to rape you.
>>125300416Мамашу твою по кругу пускаем, присоединяйся.
>>125300819Не, пасиба) Англичане хуевы
>>125300530Franklin of the Filth just hang yourself gayI'm crazy about you, pink guys, can I suck yo dicke?
Oh, it's dead. R.I.P. my chav friends.
>>125300801Even you cant be touched by me. Even you, my only friend. I want to die. I am going to smoke some cigarettes and think about suicide. Good bye, friend
I'm a motherfucking meme machine
>>125301576Why think about suicide, commit it.
>>125301576If we can't be friends, we need to kill ourselves together like Romeo and Juliet. Smoke some weed bought in Pyatorochka. Rest in peace my friend, my only love.
>>125301883Stop ruinning the moment, fgt
>>125302057>weed bought in Pyatorochkawut
>>125300892No yes
>>125302237well, y'know, weed, hahah funny jokes and stoned young lads
Sup, OP. How it's going? Haven't been on /b that often for more than a year. Politicial obsession seems to be finaly droped. What are the current platinum threads? On the end of my active period forced webms appeared. So now people just hang out in webm threads like some kind of multiuser streams? Also English in uni is shit, even the teacher herself seldom speaks English. And this happens on the faculty where English is one of the entry exams.
>>125302057My love, that cigarrate put me in coma. I spend 10 years in hospital. There i anderstood that suicide is not the exit. So, I invented a time machine and jumped in time to this period. I can be with you forever, friend. But first I need to take shower. Fuck I have been beenig without shower for 10 years. I am sooooo dirty.
>>125302836>anderstood understood ofc
>>125282150 (OP)Ayo pseudo-english gays mates, is anyone here who know australian accent, if so - teach me please, if not - i can be with you and have a nice talk about british weather or something.Have a not nice day or night idk. write to me FGTS boyssss
Sometimes I think about living in England, but as you can see, my grammar is that bad, that I want to end my miserable existence.
>>125303163>write to me FGTS boyssssAre you a grill, lel. How not to improve, but merely maintain speech skills on sufficent level? Also can you tell anything about official talk like in courts?
>>125303510Crucial parts would be routine phrases and accent, which are not that hard to get hang of for some little time over there.
>>125304639I am not, FGT I think not, sorry. Also i had a brit BF and we had been talking for 4 or 3 years but then he banished and i am very sad, because he would've answered your question. Anyways, sorry, Anon, but i cannot sustain and maintain any proper knowledge about official talks
What is going on ZDESYA?
>>125305071Well then, do you like entartaining your boypussy with some toys or just seek for soft cuddling?
>>125305662Nothing to POBAZARIT about.
>>125305983 You in the middle, my friend. Also by BF i meant best friend, sorry for mislead
>>125306408Hey, I haven't signed for this! What about the weather? It was finaly warm enough today to leave without a jacket here in Belarus, but the sunset is quite red so I wouldn't be confident about tomorrow.
Looks like the thread has already declined. Any thoughts about reviving it?
>>125307341FUCK U
Все кто отписался в треде петухи мечтающие о черной залупе.
>>125307666But, triple, you answered in this thread too
>>125307136
>>125307666You're hella right. Now and then I have some fantasies about a big-dicked nigga bangin' me like a bitch.
>>125308483>>125308483Weather is good. How was your day ?
>>125308537I would like to bang a cute trap
>>125308539It was quite good in tactical way, but terrible in strategic. Still regretting skipping trip to Petersburg cause of all the lost fun with friends. But I managed to find long forgotten hibiscus tea, excelent catalyst for relaxing evening. What about yours?
>>125309618The way you speak bruh.. It makes me laugh
>>125309261Even I wouldn't mind doing him.t. totaly hetero person
Anon, where I can learn English language? I need some practice for grammar, writing, use time etc. I know, my post written with many error. It's my lvl English. I need your help, anon.
>>125310038errors*
>>125309775Nothing to be surprised of, my russian isn't less autistic. That's why I prefer not to speak about abstract topics too much IRL.
>>125309775Ayo STFU man, wer talkin like brits amirite
>>125310038mistakes
>>125310300Hibiscus tea is really delicious but its petals are just tooo sour that i puke while drinking it . Mine is still awful, because no tyan
>>125310549Stop mimicking retarded english kids, it doesn't make your english better in any way.
>>125310549Having trouble with my posts, m8?
>>125311066You ain't me man
>>125310788Are you airlocked, ya ratted scum. You sound very iffy to me, dirty peasant yob %%thats what the brit would say actually%
>>125310712Ahh, feel of nogf. The thing is that I have a bunch of them on my mind in case of using smaller head ofc, but don't see myself hanging out with them. Some buzz would help out at some point but one has to talk them into drinking before that.
>>125311571Yeah, right. So, what to do now if we are the only ones left alive in the thread I say we leave it to rot
>>125311549Lol, sounds like cryptorussian to me.
Э АНГЛЕЧАНИ СУКА БЛЯТЬ НА РУСКОМ САЙТЕ ЕПТ ОБЩАЙТЕСЬ ПА РУССКИ ПИДАРАСЫ БЛЯТЬ ГЕЙРОПЕЙЦЫ АМЕРИКОСЫ БЛЯТЬ УУУУУ СУКА РОСССИЮ БЛЯТЬ НЕ УВАЖАЕТЕ ЧТОЛИ СУКА ?
>>125311549Just one little advice to you, if you happen to talk to someone in english, don't say anythig like or you'll make yourself look like a fool/
>>125311756Leave it for what? It's not like you propose continuing conversation somewhere else.
Lets pretend we also have /int/
>>125313500Then actual /int KC or 4chen would be more preferable.
So, what is this thread about?
>>125313933About English language
>>125314001Then I suppose it is the most boring thread ever
>>125313933Cultural enrichemnt of this board, also brit- and muricaboo circlejerking.
>>125313732But we have no choice anyway.
>>125313933It's about pretending to be sosach's /int/
>>125314177>b>cultural enrichmentPick one
>>125314115Where can you speak English besides this thread?
>>125314357Anywhere outside 2ch
>>125314311lel, why not both?
>>125314497Because of reasons
>>125314453Maybe you can, but for me it's hard to find guys, that speak English to speak about something with they. Most of my friends do not speak English
>>125314875Try finding themed group chats with people who like the same things as you do, plenty of room for talking there
>>125315202Can you explain for omejka, where can I find this kind of rooms?
>>125315339At your uni maybe?
>>125315414What is uni?
>>125315475university
>>125315586But I'm schoolboy
>>125315339I - Internet
>>125315647Umm, then 4chan's /int/
Нахуй пошли со своим пиндоской хуитой.
>>125315647Beast ruins struck in Google.
>>125315865EBAT TI??
>>125315687I tried to speak with guys, that live in Englsih-speaking countries, but they're agressive and don't want to speak with me
bruh I heard threads like this should never exist
>>125282150 (OP)Нихуя не понял. ОП мудак!
>>125315922Otvet neverniy, ebat ti, kozhevnik
>>125282150 (OP)мам двач
>>125315932Try looking for some lgbt\gay threads on 4chan, there are a lot of nice people thereI am not kiddingOr you can just keep on searching and hope for the best
>>125316270Maybe it's really worth trying