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Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:33:39  125282150  
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ENGLISH THREAD first in the millenium

Da Rules:
1. You do not write anything in Russian
2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian
3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately
4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen
5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though
6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though
7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
8. Rolls aren't forbidden
9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/
0. You're welcome
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:33:55  125282177
instant bump
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:34:51  125282257
bump
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:36:15  125282383
bump
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:36:57  125282447
bump
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:37:44  125282512
Why mops, OP?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:37:45  125282513
Пидорский треад.
сажаскрыл
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:38:34  125282573
>>125282512
>mops
It's called a pug.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:39:25  125282645
>>125282573
Well, why pug then?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:40:11  125282702
Это чо на моей провославной борде? Пиндосы??? Маа няси ружжо будзiм амэрыканцау стралять. Ich will
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:42:06  125282854
>>125282150 (OP)
You have a thread in /fl/, go there.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:43:44  125283008
wbb brb lol itt rofl lmao though m8
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:48:52  125283437
>>125282645
For no real reason actually. Somebody created several threads on /fl/ with a pug dog in the OP picture, and I thought "pugs as a symbol of English threads? Not bad." Flags are too banal, y'know.

>>125282854
It's too slow. And anons write there in Russian for the most part.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 18:59:54  125284420
bump though
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:02:06  125284620
Оп хуй, слава руси
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:02:59  125284694
НАРУШИТЕЛЬ В ТРЕДЕ!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:05:23  125284915
>>125284694
>you get your face pissed on immediately
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:08:15  125285153
>>125284694
>thou renderest thy eye urinated on therewith
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:18:27  125286078
bump
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:19:01  125286131
sasai pindos obama chmo though
Аноним # OP  02/05/16 Пнд 19:22:44  125286439
Why's the thread dead?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:25:08  125286641
bump blyat
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:25:24  125286667
bump
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:26:06  125286735
I won't leave.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:26:18  125286760
>>125286439
Because nobody gives a single one.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:27:40  125286893
>>125286760
I can lend you some fucks to give.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:27:42  125286896
>>125282150 (OP)
Hi guys! I highly recommend you to talk dirty to me.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:30:02  125287112
How to pass verbal-exam? Do you have any cheats?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:30:02  125287113
>>125286896
Nice to see! I'm that guy who had a nightmare about you, remember me?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:30:51  125287199
I IMPROVE MY INGLISZ ON /INT/, uknow
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:31:13  125287237
>>125287199
What's ur fav thread on /int/?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:32:00  125287308
>>125287237
jap, uknow
'n ur?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:32:16  125287335
>>125287308
Only /polska/.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:32:38  125287372
>>125287335
daya know polish?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:32:46  125287381
>>125287199
/int/ was eliminated a few years ago.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:33:37  125287457
>>125287372
>daya
DA DA YA.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:33:54  125287486
df
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:34:00  125287491
>>125287381
We are talking about f0urchan*?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:34:16  125287521
>>125287372
JES, OFKORZ!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:34:30  125287547
>>125282150 (OP)
Не понял, переведите плиз
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:34:57  125287588
XYй
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:35:06  125287606
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Teraz to jest polskich memuchów tred.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:35:23  125287633
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>>125287606
Dwaczuju.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:35:29  125287643
>>125287491
I was talking about 2ch.
4chan's /int/ is awful. Full of political/historical/racist shit.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:35:57  125287687
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>>125287633
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:36:18  125287719
Guys, how do I get laid?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:37:00  125287782
>>125287643
I have my nice /polska/ tred. Everything is good except polish anime-fags.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:37:02  125287785
>>125287112
I have cheat engine
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:37:16  125287804
>>125287782
thread*
shiiiiiieeet
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:38:24  125287901
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Anon, i see u and u see me, and i love u and i hope u love me too, but why we dont fuck ever now? What is ur problem, faggot?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:38:45  125287942
Soup, gays, how ar yo doing?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:39:16  125287995
>>125287901
>says, that love me
>calls me faggot
shooo-shoooo!!!!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:39:40  125288028
Пидорахи учат язык белых людей? Ну наконец-то.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:40:03  125288058
>>125288028
Except you, dah.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:40:19  125288079
>>125287687
>PSHHH PSHH YOBA VAS PLOHO SLYSHNO
>HE'S JUST SPEAKING POLISH LOL
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:40:22  125288082
>>125282150 (OP)
хелоу мазафакерс
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:41:17  125288161
>>125288079
Polecam cię worek też
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:41:27  125288184
Esmu no Latvija, anglu valoda ir pleb-limenu valoda.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:41:34  125288197
>>125288161
ci*
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:41:55  125288221
>>125287995
It's just expression
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:42:10  125288243
>>125288161
Do you polish your Polish, though? You'd better finish your Finnish.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:42:42  125288297
>>125288058
Ничего, я всё равно рад.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:42:46  125288307
>>125288184
Witam ciebie, zaczynamy swoj trend?
>>125288243
Juz widzialem :---)))))
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:43:58  125288411
>>125287901
Get out of there, weaboo
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:44:38  125288462
>>125288307
Latviesu valoda limenis man ir slikts, un tomer...

I can barely understand what are you writing, but I grasped some words. If I understood correctly, you want me to start my own thread. I won't, cause Latvians are dumb.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:45:23  125288528
>>125288491
Wa alleikum assalam.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:45:44  125288559
>>125288528
Перевести

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Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:45:53  125288570
>>125288307
>PSHH PSHHH
I can't hear what you're saying bruh.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:45:59  125288583
>>125288411
Why do u hate me, pidorash?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:46:04  125288591
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Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:46:18  125288608
>>125288462
Tas nav latviešu valoda.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:46:20  125288618
>>125288570
>bruh
Bruhlya
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:46:50  125288657
СаСаЙ
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:46:59  125288678
>>125288583
Because you are dirty fat sweaty weaboo
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:47:22  125288707
One ----- just posted this - https://41.media.tumblr.com/1c2cb7ad3ff7036ad93f236e56fba142/tumblr_o5wvwe6as71th21zso2_r1_500.jpg
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS GUY?????
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:47:23  125288708
Hello in enlish thread Semyon here
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:47:23  125288709
>>125283437
Pugs are French dogs. You know what we all think 'bout French
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:48:10  125288783
>>125288709
nah, idk
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:48:49  125288840
>>125288678
I'm little animegirl that want give some love to anonimus
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:48:53  125288846
>>125288783
What is it mean "nah"?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:49:08  125288870
>>125288846
"no"
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:49:12  125288875
>>125288846
No.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:49:29  125288896
>>125288840
Get out! You have to go for nuclear operation.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:49:43  125288919
>>125288846
It means go to dik
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:49:53  125288938
>>125288840
You aren't girl, you just pretending to be.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:49:55  125288947
Seems we're being wiped!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:50:17  125288977
>>125288846
Nahooi
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:50:40  125289011
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>>125288840
>anonimus
hhahaaahahaha AHAHA LOOOL
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:50:46  125289027
>>125288870
>>125288875
Thx. My english actually shit.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:50:47  125289029
Is there a way to make profit from speakin dis weird lang?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:50:54  125289039
My penis a to big
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:51:04  125289050
What does MOTHERFUCKER mean, my dad said he is this word
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:51:17  125289065
>>125288709
French people are nice.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:51:27  125289083
>>125289039
U r rong
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:51:42  125289108
>>125289050
Go nah
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:51:44  125289110
Runining Denis Usatenko Usatenko dev paaaasha12
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:52:00  125289142
Писос.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:52:08  125289154
>>125289039
my d i i i ck is b i i ig my d i i i ck is very b i i g
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:52:29  125289189
You are loxi pogonyalo minecraft
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:52:39  125289212
>>125289039
My dick gets bigger
'Cause Imma crazy n...
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:52:57  125289240
silly girl, take ur jacket off! get on da floor! 'n' go hard! 'n' go hard....
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:53:01  125289245
>>125289029
U can выебываться in another thread like this. Cool, isn't it?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:53:10  125289267
>>125289029
Girls put off for you once they know you speak English.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:53:14  125289275
Do you suck dicks
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:53:39  125289312
Jecus Crist, Holi Sheet, wat the hel
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:53:51  125289342
>>125289275
Do you do @BOCHKA@???
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:53:57  125289355
Porn thread
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:54:07  125289368
>>125289245
No, not really.

>>125289267
Who cares about girls though
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:54:13  125289374
Answer my mesagge , if are you gay
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:54:31  125289402
Sup guys. Can I ask u a question? Im dead inside because I'm too worried about my linguistic college (I gonna learn english of course and chinese). I'm worried about english. My level is Intermediate (or maximum upper-intermediate) and I DO NOT know hot to pass fucking exams, which would be there (test and talking with a engilsh language teacher or something). How could I get confident about my english? Help me please
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:54:52  125289427
Я ebal всех amerikosov
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:55:04  125289444
>>125289374
I am no gay.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:55:16  125289456
>>125289402
Just do it.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:55:34  125289491
>>125289342
>>@BOCHKA@???
Did you mean BUBBLE ROLL?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:55:47  125289510
[eq
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:55:52  125289521
>>125289456
Nice motivation
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:55:57  125289528
Anonchiki, there is hell, belive me i see it, there is heaven lets keep it in seсret. Nobody needs to know this sheet.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:56:12  125289556
>>125287547
Go your road, stalker
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:56:16  125289560
>>125289444
I am not gay
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:56:40  125289601
>>125289556
Ai mlya maslinu paimal
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:56:53  125289624
>>125289368
>Who cares about girls
Guys start looking up to you even if you're a bullied omega.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:57:09  125289655
>>125289560
A gay
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:57:26  125289674
>>125287113
Of course I do, how could I not. How're you doing?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:57:31  125289685
>>125289556
Иди своей дорогой,Сталкер (it a my translite
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:57:53  125289730
Sup twoch. I hav not tyan. Help how can I get tyan and where. 19 level, flyshit millionaire. Help
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:58:01  125289743
>>125289624
Who cares about mere humans though. I'll rephrase myself: how do I make monetary profit?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:58:26  125289784
>>125288840
Give you some love to the cheek.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:58:46  125289813
>>125289521
Simple motivation is the best motivation.
JUST DO IT, PHAGGOT.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:58:47  125289818
>>125289730
I know why u dont have a girl
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:58:51  125289821
Ч ебал
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:59:12  125289856
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JUST LOOK AT THIS!!!
Same, absolutely same...
Whyyyyy not Poland? Rly? God, why not Polska? Moj kochany kray, ktory zawsze bedzie dla mnie trwac! haha!
ja jestem polakiem $---)))) jeeee, polska !!! K O C H A M
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:59:12  125289857
>>125289743
You can tutor. You can translate shit for money.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:59:31  125289896
Хав кэн ай хэлп ю май дир комрадэ
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 19:59:48  125289932
>>125289818
Vhy
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:00:43  125290041
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What u will do if i will atack u, piturdik? Run away like dirty pig, isn't it? I know it, awryone knows.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:01:00  125290064
Драститя
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:01:30  125290112

>>125289818
Just look here and you'll understand
>>125289267
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:01:34  125290128
>>125290041
The only thing you can attack is your dick.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:01:47  125290152
Lets translate your street names on endlish. Others should say what street on russian it is. I ll be first.
Februaries st.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:01:55  125290167
>>125290128
By ur mom
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:01:58  125290175
>>125289857
Doubt I'm qualified enough to teach anyone; that shit ain't easy to do.
And I've already tried freelancing as a translator, but the wage is simply miserable.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:02:14  125290196
>>125290128
And ur fat mom)))
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:02:18  125290207
>>125290041
You look like a fucking dris'h, and thats why i will punch you in your dumb face and you will roll away crying like a lottle pig
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:02:19  125290208
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>>125290041
> awryone
hahah fuckin' shieeet, i'll kill ya jflulz %---)))) PIG %----))))))
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:02:32  125290233
>>125290152
LENIN STR.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:02:48  125290263
>>125289730
>>125289818
Hey guys i have brilliant id
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:02:58  125290280
>>125290152
Instant failure. Krasnodar str. / Krasnodarskaya str.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:03:09  125290294
>>125290233
U stupid, shouktld say LAZYS st.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:03:27  125290325
>>125290233
idea maybe you will fuck each othet?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:03:44  125290356
>>125290280
Redpresent stupid
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:03:56  125290376
>>125284694
>russian bastards trying to troll us
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:04:02  125290391
>>125290325
K you know the drill. C'mon
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:04:26  125290437
>>125290175
Everyone's qualified enough to tutor, hell, I've been tutoring since 10th grade.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:04:30  125290445
Sup everyone, girl itt. (without proofs, couz i don't have to do proofs, uknow)
Ask your answers!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:04:32  125290448
Guys lets hurt other people
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:04:39  125290457
>>125289743
You can get a better job even if it's not related to languages. Your boss will know that if you've managed to master English, then you're not a complete douchebag and can be trusted with something more important than cleaning toilets.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:04:57  125290488
>>125290445
Nobody gives a rat's ass.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:04:58  125290491
U know I got Plane street. Say in russian
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:05:48  125290566
>>125288608
Man poebatj uz garumzimi un tadu hujnju.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:05:49  125290568
I think that all of us are nice gays
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:05:54  125290577
>>125290445
>knows english
#nohomo
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:05:59  125290584
>>125290488
I know! I just writing for.. writing? just practice
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:06:21  125290630
>>125290577
>#nohomo
Fastfix
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:06:39  125290665
>>125290577
dunno english, and here just trying to improve
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:06:48  125290677
>>125290577
Hey you are pretty swallow are you working out?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:06:57  125290696
>>125290457
I wouldn't occupy my current position if I did not know English in the first place though, it's like one of default requirements nowadays.

Hold on for a moment. I'm actually already making a profit out of it, dumb me.
Oh well.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:06:57  125290697
>>125290445
Some grill here wasap babye?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:07:34  125290768
>>125282150 (OP)
benis
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:07:48  125290797
>>125290566
Ko tu gribēji teikt ar šo postu? Cilvēks, kam tu atbildēji, bija polāks
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:07:48  125290798
14622088688740.webm webm file (534Кб, 800x480, 00:00:17)
>>125282150 (OP)
Hi, don't you mind to talking about anything with me? It's so booooorinig now, I just sitting home alone, no friends, no conversations, no fun.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:08:21  125290841
>>125290798
to talk
something
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:08:38  125290874
>>125290841
just fix myself
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:08:42  125290881
>>125282150 (OP)
А що ви тут робите?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:08:47  125290891
>>125290797
Es to zinu. Es gribeju atbildet uz
>Tas nav latviešu valoda.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:09:15  125290928
>>125290881
ХУЇ МОСКАЛЬСКІ СОСЕМО, ЛИЖЕМО. ПРИЄДНУЙСЯ!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:09:20  125290934
P L E A S E
Who can read this - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare#Works
on vocaroo?
(this text just example, record whatever you want)
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:09:23  125290946
>>125290798
> home alone, no friends, no conversations, no fun.
Well that just means that we don't have anything to talk about, doesn't it? If nothing at all happens in your life then what is there to discuss?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:09:29  125290954
>>125290881
We are very educated with English my friend
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:09:30  125290957
>>125290874
Are there somebodym talk english in skype?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:09:34  125290960
>>125290445
Здоровенькi були, куме
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:10:19  125291034
>>125290677
Yeah. Why you are looking?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:10:37  125291065
>>125290798
Na boy without u we were happy now u are here, proud uself?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:10:55  125291087
>>125290934
I could, but I'm way to lazy. However if you give me some incentive to do that I will.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:11:02  125291095
>>125290960
dobry wieczór, panie.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:11:12  125291109
>>125291087
> way too
fix
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:11:16  125291116
>>125290934
Ща.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:11:26  125291131
>>125290891
Es neredzu nekadas loģiskas sakares.Tur kurwa ar savu valodu kaut-ko teica - un tu tā pēkšņi "Latviešu valoda līmenis man ir slikts". Tu atbildēji tai kurwai?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:12:03  125291190
>>125291131
A, tu runa par manu iepreksejo postu.
Ja! Es atbildeju kurwai!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:12:12  125291208
>>125290881
WTFAK MAN??!!?!?! MY FUCKING JESUS LOARD THIS PIG IS TALKING
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:12:25  125291223
>>125290946
I just broken my ex-gf and my life began to be filled with freedom
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:12:41  125291250
>>125289813
Thanks to ya shaka-brah
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:13:03  125291276
>>125291065
you write like shit
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:13:14  125291293
Finally! The Thread I can enjoy.
By the way, can anyone tell me what TOR is for. I've just downloaded it but that's kinda all. I don't know what it does, I don't know why do I need it. All I know is it is somehow keep me anonymous to websites.
I feel myself as a monkey with glasses.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:13:21  125291306
>>125290934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kMO6TCJQ3d
my mic is a pile of shit tho
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:13:35  125291328
>>125290954
>very
>educated
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:13:39  125291341
>>125291208
Too fat trolling like ur mom :)
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:14:37  125291429
Ay guys , what is the best browser The Amigo or Yandex Browser?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:14:51  125291453
Dobreischyi vecherochek
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:14:56  125291460
>>125291293
It allows you to browse sites hosted in .onion dominion, as well as access sites in the regular internet through a number of proxies, making it hard to track down your actual IP address, therefore, making it hard to identify you.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:15:12  125291491
>>125291429
Yomama.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:15:37  125291535
>>125291190
Tagad ir skadrs.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:16:04  125291574
Every friggin' thread some German/French/Polish fags come and go with ich-mich-schpielen/aux-toi-les-sosissons/pshh-pshhh-szcz gibberish.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:16:22  125291598
>>125291535
Hehe.
Labak palidz man. Kur man iet studet kaut ko pec skola?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:17:11  125291661
>>125291306
Thank you!
My teacher said that Shakespeare reads like "Шэкспаер"
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:17:29  125291697
>>125291034
On, no I dare...I mean - no homo
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:17:47  125291715
>>125291429
If u want to see 193729 adversations per second best choise is Amigo
If u wanna complemant a friend #nohomo... Khm. I'm sorry
And if u hate google and life better choose Yandex Browser
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:17:50  125291721
>>125291661
or reads as...
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:18:02  125291738
>>125291276
Cause i am dog of streets feel me whiteboy? Dont fak witch me pussyass
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:18:28  125291774
>>125291429
Presto versions of Opera were good back in the day.
Today all browsers are shit, so choose any.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:18:34  125291788
>>125291697
I have been waiting 4 u for 283828 posts? Where did u gone?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:18:43  125291804
>>125291721
>or reads as...
Я стараюсь произность "эз" (as) , а не "эсс" (ass), но выходит что выходит.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:18:56  125291827
хай, англечане
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:19:41  125291900
>>125291598
Ēj programēt. Labākais variants
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:19:59  125291930
>>125291900
Paldies, iesu tagad programet.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:20:12  125291947
>>125291738
Do you really think if you fuck up the grammar and spelling, it will help you come off as a nigga?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:20:19  125291961
>>125291715
So Yandex Browser is for people who want to kill yourselves?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:20:30  125291981
>>125291306
His pronunciation good? Who can tell me? I am sitting from mobile
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:20:48  125292009
I have to sleep since It's 10 p.m
And what am doing right now?
Trying myself in english fucking thread with the song in my head rofl
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:21:07  125292053
>>125291961
Yandex browser user ITT
ask ur answers
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:21:17  125292067
>>125291947
I hope
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:21:33  125292095
>>125291961
Not literally
I meant masohists and someone like this
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:21:33  125292096
>>125291460
And what does it mean exactly? I still can't grasp it. Can you be more specific? What I can use it for?
Like, you know, spoon is for devouring food, lightbulb is for not sleeping until dawn, etc.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:22:16  125292169
>>125291981
He reads "the" as "ze." Do I need to say anything more?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:23:22  125292258
>>125291715
And what about Opera browser?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:23:22  125292261
>>125292053
How it feels when u eat shit
i forgot something! Ah! We are all eating shit right now. We are sitting on 2ch.hk!!!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:23:23  125292264
>>125292067
It don't work dat way my man.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:23:27  125292276
>>125292053
Do you want to kill yourself?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:23:44  125292293
>>125291788
I had a very important thing that I must done yesterday
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:23:52  125292310
What does it mean word lmao , explain me experts
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:24:18  125292343
>>125292310
laughing my ass out
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:24:22  125292350
Hey fuckers, I'm gay ask your answers.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:24:58  125292400
>>125292264
Plez dont kill my dreams /brOther
Or tell me how is work?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:25:04  125292412
>>125292350
Why? You already gave us all we need to know.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:25:05  125292413
>>125292261
What do you mean? It looks pretty good, it's comfortable, have useful things etc.
>>125292276
sometimes.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:25:06  125292415
>>125292258
I used this shit
It was wery uncomfortable
All that downloading speed and pseudoMEGA TURO BUTTON that do not work ever
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:25:35  125292458
>>125292261
It"s nice to seat on 2ch.hk! Its very confortable! Also there are another chair, on it seat there are spikes
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:25:46  125292471
>>125292096
.onion services are for staying anonymous for whatever reason required (typical case would be journalist contacting an information source that wishes to stay private, lawyer keeping business matters anonymous etc), downloading prohibited content and accessing black markets online.
TOR -> regular internet is for staying anonymous and/or accessing resources which are banned by your network admin / internet service provider.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:26:21  125292525
>>125292293
Ok. I want to make full all of your holes of depression #nohomo
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:26:39  125292554
Working for a man from Holand. Ask your answers.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:27:07  125292593
>>125292458
Thats the win! rofl
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:27:21  125292617
>>125292350
Suck dicks? Can make a barrel?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:27:22  125292618
>>125292412
I didn't give you shit!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:28:01  125292677
>>125292617
I do suck dicks. And I do a pretty good job of it, I might add.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:28:11  125292695
>>125292618
That's the best you could do.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:28:33  125292725
e
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:28:38  125292737
>>125292458
>nice to seat on 2ch.hk
Oh lol. It sounds very russian, but you can't say something like this in english
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:28:47  125292752
>>125292350
Your ass is hurt?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:29:18  125292795
Hey everybody! I'd like to know which English levev u are!
Upper-intermediate is here
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:29:20  125292799
>>125292752
Why would it be?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:29:24  125292806
>>125292677
Do u swallow or spit?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:29:25  125292808
>>125292677
Proof or never happened
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:29:26  125292813
>>125292169
Oh, about spelling. In various films I've heard different pronunciation of "the" word. "ze" with sound "th", "ze" with sound "z", "zi" as if "zee". What is the correct one?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:29:39  125292824
>>125292737
I know it.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:30:07  125292865
>>125292799
Because you gay maybe? No?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:30:24  125292882
>>125292795
Who cares about skill brackets? imho that's to abstract defining of a level.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:30:36  125292897
>>125292458
Yep my friend u are right i love my 2ch love my room love my country lome my president love my life i am high of life
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:30:40  125292904
14622102410330.png (26Кб, 400x400)
Sup guys, I have problem. I MUST draw a pack of stickers but I have no idea what to draw. I need some generall theme.
It would be so nice of you to advice me something. So, you're welcome.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:31:28  125292978
>>125292904
What kind of stickers?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:31:53  125293013
>>125292904
As vk.com stickers, or something different?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:32:11  125293038
>>125282150 (OP)
> passive voice
> not a nigger
> no sage
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:32:22  125293051
>>125292904
telegram?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:32:31  125293066
>>125292471
Why thank you! Now I understand.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:32:37  125293074
>>125292904
Maybe robots?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:32:51  125293093
>>125292865
So? If you do anal sex properly, your ass is going to be just fine.
>>125292806
Spit mostly, I rarely swallow. For some reason it's really hard for me to make myself swallow.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:33:45  125293178
>>125292904
Theme may be a school days.
Like 2 students of 4-5 grades
Boy - half-bully and he is in love to girl
Girl- pretty nice and smart little one (8/10)
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:34:29  125293245
Guys , today I have visited The Rostov-on-Don. Ask your answers pls.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:34:42  125293269
>>125293178
Sounds like EOT thread
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:34:58  125293301
>>125293093
Do your parents know that u emm.. kind of special?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:34:58  125293303
>>125293093
There was a maiden from Stoneberry hallow!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:35:13  125293325
>>125293245
is that a song from nfs underground?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:35:46  125293375
>>125292904
Witches.
Good, completely not evil, cute even. From the ancient woods. And they must eat cakes, and laughing and stuff.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:35:50  125293384
>>125293269
I didnt meant that lol
It was instantly
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:37:17  125293518
>>125293093
Is your parents hate you or something? Do your BATYA yells at you? Like: AAA BLYAAA SINA PIDOROM VIRASLI!?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:37:20  125293522
>>125293301
My mother does, my father doesn't and I hope never will.
>>125293303
I didn't get the reference.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:37:48  125293566
Word, my niggas! Check out a verse off of my new track Dis Shit Be Too Big For Ya:

To all the niggas who don't know my name - you soon will
The mobb onto your black asses for real
You still live only 'cause you live still
You live till I come and go at your team
Watch who you confrontin'
Bitch you just frontin'
Ran outta slugs - fuck it, I'ma shot 'cha
Wit' my finger motherfucker, see I gotcha!

Recording my first album named We Be Da Leadahz. Check it out this winter!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:37:50  125293569
>>125293325
Yep , Basta made it.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:38:04  125293593
>>125293518
My parents love my quite a bit.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:38:11  125293607
>>125293245
Maybe u tell us? Some coolstories?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:38:39  125293661
>>125293566
Sounds like english AK-47
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:39:07  125293715
>>125293522
What was reaction of mother?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:40:10  125293832
>>125293593
Awesome , also why did you became a gay? Just because you want to?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:41:07  125293926
>>125293522
This is the song from South park the stick of truth
One of the heroes was singing that
And he was an invalid boy
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:41:16  125293944
>>125293715
She was not very pleased, burst into tears even, but she got over it eventually.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:42:14  125294054
>>125293944
You only 1 child in your family?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:42:44  125294099
>>125293832
I didn't become gay, I always was. It's not like sexual orientation is a fucking choice you make.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:43:17  125294162
>>125294054
Nope, I have a younger sister.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:46:12  125294467
>>125294162
>has a sister
>be a guy
Boy why???
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:46:12  125294468
Ay guys , I have decided to translate song by Ебанько
. You know what song I will try to translate : Its Я ебу Собак. Will someone help me?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:46:33  125294495
>>125294467
Gay
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:47:12  125294572
14622112325610.png (35Кб, 400x400)
>>125292978
>>125293051
The one that will be printed and sold.
>>125293013
Well yes, but they will be not for online services.
>>125293074
Thank you for the idea, I will try to draw something "robotish"!
>>125293178
Oh gosh, why haven't I thought about this. Thank you too! I think people would love it!
>>125293375
Awww, this idea also sounds very cute.

Thank you guys for such adorable and interesting ideas! I knew 2ch would help me any time!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:47:28  125294603
>>125294467
Incest is fucking disgusting.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:48:25  125294709
>>125294468
I wouldn't help you even if you were dying.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:50:24  125294931
Oxxxymiron - greatest rapper in the world.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:50:40  125294969
>>125293566
Somebody vocaroo this please. The verse's really sick.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:50:41  125294973
>>125294709
Halp pls. I have 7 children.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:50:48  125294987
>>125294931
Not even close.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:51:13  125295027
>>125294973
Make them help you.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:51:24  125295050
>>125294931
Say what?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:51:51  125295098
>>125294572
Hey! I know! You should draw those two students in robotic style!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:52:26  125295164
>>125295027
They are born with down syndrome , so pls halp me
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:52:29  125295170
>>125294987
>>125295050
Haters pls.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:52:46  125295202
>>125295027
They are born with down syndrome , so pls halp me
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:52:47  125295203
>>125295164
Burn them then.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:53:39  125295294
>>125295098
Thanks god (or whoever/whatever is there above us) for such a wonderful place that is full of people with such a gorgeous ideas!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:54:30  125295391
>>125295170
I don't hate him, he's just not as good as you claim he is.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:55:03  125295458
>>125295203
My wife will burn me then , so help me blyad!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:55:25  125295497
>>125295458
You're on your own.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:56:12  125295588
you guys are awful, telegram anyone?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:57:23  125295707
>>125295497
Pls halp , I will sent you my paiment for 4 fucking years.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:58:00  125295773
>>125295588
Absolutely not. Telegram is haram in my culture.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 20:58:34  125295836
>>125295707
Which is like 3 bucks so you're on your own.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:00:54  125296078
>>125295391
That is joke. Not best in the world, but best in the Russia.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:01:13  125296112
>>125295773
what isn't?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:01:44  125296169
>>125295836
But if i sent my paiment , will you help me?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:01:51  125296185
>>125296078
u good sun, you goods
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:02:51  125296305
>>125296078
Well, debatable, but I don't care enough to argue about it.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:03:24  125296368
>>125296112
Hashish.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:03:40  125296394
>>125296169
No.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:04:09  125296435
>>125294931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VnBtUh6jCO
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:04:54  125296507
>>125296305
don't listen to him, listen to me, the best rapper is noise mc
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:05:43  125296616
>>125296394
Ok , Can you just say me what soap is best for suicide?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:06:00  125296646
>>125296507
With him I could agree buy you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:07:14  125296788
>>125296616
Do you fucking research yourself! God damn these people just want everything on a silver platter!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:08:10  125296886
>>125296788
U wot m8 , I want everything on gold-platina platter
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:08:43  125296937
>>125296788
fock you, you ill mouthed gringo
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:09:17  125296990
>>125282150 (OP)
You better fuck off right now you fucking suka. Blyad, how dare you come here and speak your obosanniy language?! If you would came here with some fresh memes about weed maybe I could forgive you. But
you have breaked into my house, and it was a wrong house to break in. Right now I'm booking tickets to London, to throw your chav ass from Big Ben. Oosless bitch.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:10:22  125297116
>>125296990
Ayyy there will be a meme about weed
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:10:25  125297120
>>125282150 (OP)
>2016
>english
Top kek from this britshit.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:11:15  125297199
>>125297120
he blows better than you so fuck off
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:11:43  125297242
Oh man, this thread is making my day m8
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:11:57  125297264
>>125296990
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:12:35  125297322
>>125297120
キープ、/ B/ラット
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:13:19  125297392
>>125282150 (OP)
Слава Україні!
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:13:29  125297404
>>125282150 (OP)
>ENGLISH THREAD
And? Is there some sense?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:13:46  125297434
>>125297199
Blow behind your cheek, check out.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:14:09  125297477
Hello gays, how business?
I bad english, sori if mistake.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:15:25  125297624
>>125297404
There definitely is. You should know your future masters' language well enough to understand their commands.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:20:34  125298164
>>125290934

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aiq9fOeqkb
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:21:08  125298230
>>125297624
I am not your nigger slave, man
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:21:43  125298287
>>125298230
Of course you're not my nigger slave, you're my white slave.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:23:28  125298466
>>125297477
Sori you
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:24:03  125298539
>>125282150 (OP)
Тут скорее подходит конструкция "to write nothing"
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:25:06  125298662
oh man are you serious? what the fuck are you doing man? that thread is not supposed to be here man. fuck man
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:25:21  125298682
>>125298287
>white
But am not white.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:25:35  125298707
>>125297264
It doesent matter. I'm living in my mums basement, so even if you will strike whole Russia with nukes Im still gonna fight you back on Internet, you faggot. You don't even know how dangerous I am. I've got 100% resistance to both cringe and radiation, because I live in same town that NFKRZ lives in. Yes, you can see how Im suffering. You can feel my pain. I know that feeling. It's like watching 2 kids 1 sandbox with your parents. Im already dead inside. You can't kill me, because Im already dead. Memes is the only thing that keeps me living. And it's the only thing that you can't take from me, fag


Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:25:41  125298718
>>125298682
>But am
but i am
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:25:54  125298738
Gibe me da pussy, b0ss
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:26:26  125298800
>>125282150 (OP)
Ey b0ss wassup
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:27:59  125298980
>>125298800
I eat ass
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:28:17  125299006
>>125298800
I eat a lot of ass
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:28:40  125299045
Ey b0os, this thread makes me want to kill myself
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:29:02  125299082
>>125298682
What then? Green?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:29:06  125299090
>>125298800
I don't think you understand I eat a lot of ass like a lot of ass
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:29:32  125299139
>>125299006
Is it? Me too, dude. I eat about 11241 asses in the day
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:29:42  125299161
>>125299045
Just hang yourself
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:30:25  125299239
>>125299139
Eat a pussy like a watermelon
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:30:33  125299253
>>125298980
>>125299006
>>125299090
These boys just pleased lord chin-chin,

Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:31:21  125299342
>>125299239
>like a watermelon
Kill yourself m8
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:32:29  125299462
>>125299082
Uhmm...My skin reflects only photons with wavelenghth about 1 nanometre. It is the reason why i can't meet with my friends. They always die because of radiation
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:32:42  125299491
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:33:03  125299534
Lick all these nuts and suck the dick
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:33:04  125299535
>>125299239
Now im eating my gramma lips like a bottle
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:34:45  125299723
I fucking hate weaboos
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:34:48  125299733
>>125299462
Im the >>125298707 guy, so we can hang out if you want.

Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:35:40  125299832
Че тут происходит?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:35:49  125299848
14622141493890.jpg (15Кб, 382x215)
>>125299045
>>125299491
>>125299534
Go to hell, b0ss
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:36:06  125299879
>>125299723
crying in my anime bodypillow
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:36:37  125299944
Бля, вы ебанутые? Мы в россии, але. Какой английский?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:37:05  125299999
>>125299832
Fuck off mate
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:37:15  125300030
>>125299944
Я в Канаде.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:37:25  125300041
>>125299999
Нихуя пентипл
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:37:41  125300074
>>125300030
Ну молодец
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:37:51  125300092
>>125299848
Just hang yourself
Your hands around your dick
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:38:44  125300185
14622143245370.jpg (60Кб, 632x600)
>>125299733
Let's brofist, my only friend, ~De geso
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:39:44  125300297
>>125299832
We're passing your mother round, wanna join us?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:40:02  125300329
>>125300185
Brofist.. cough suka...
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:40:52  125300416
>>125300297
Чего бля
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:41:13  125300462
Let me speek from my heart. Situation is cruelation.
My life is dumbation.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:41:14  125300466
Ok, looks like this thread is slowly dying. Nothing ever last forever m8
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:41:49  125300526
>>125300329
Oh no! Is my radiation killing you?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:41:50  125300530
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>>125298980
>>125299006
>>125299090
Nice Filthy F. references, keep up the good work.
How much do you love (or hate) Filthy and do you love Pink gay mixtapes ?



(Bump with pink gay)
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:42:14  125300574
London is the capital of Great Britain.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:42:57  125300645
>>125300574
I think that it is the letter
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:42:59  125300648
>>125300530
Please go fuck yourself, filthy retard...
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:44:31  125300801
>>125300526
Brofist radiation is something that i can't handle. It's like going on your dads funeral, and when you coming near his coffing to pay respects, he jumps out of the coffin, and starts to rape you.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:44:45  125300819
>>125300416
Мамашу твою по кругу пускаем, присоединяйся.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:45:15  125300872
>>125300819
Не, пасиба)
Англичане хуевы
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:45:25  125300892
>>125300530
Franklin of the Filth just hang yourself gay
I'm crazy about you, pink guys, can I suck yo dicke?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:52:27  125301569
Oh, it's dead.
R.I.P. my chav friends.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:52:30  125301576
>>125300801
Even you cant be touched by me. Even you, my only friend. I want to die. I am going to smoke some cigarettes and think about suicide. Good bye, friend
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:55:15  125301846
I'm a motherfucking meme machine
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:55:39  125301883
>>125301576
Why think about suicide, commit it.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:57:08  125302057
>>125301576
If we can't be friends, we need to kill ourselves together like Romeo and Juliet. Smoke some weed bought in Pyatorochka. Rest in peace my friend, my only love.

Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:58:38  125302214
>>125301883
Stop ruinning the moment, fgt
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 21:58:58  125302237
>>125302057
>weed bought in Pyatorochka
wut
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:00:22  125302367
>>125300892
No yes
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:02:36  125302614
>>125302237
well, y'know, weed, hahah funny jokes and stoned young lads
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:03:34  125302710
Sup, OP. How it's going? Haven't been on /b that often for more than a year. Politicial obsession seems to be finaly droped. What are the current platinum threads? On the end of my active period forced webms appeared. So now people just hang out in webm threads like some kind of multiuser streams? Also English in uni is shit, even the teacher herself seldom speaks English. And this happens on the faculty where English is one of the entry exams.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:04:40  125302836
>>125302057
My love, that cigarrate put me in coma. I spend 10 years in hospital. There i anderstood that suicide is not the exit. So, I invented a time machine and jumped in time to this period. I can be with you forever, friend. But first I need to take shower. Fuck I have been beenig without shower for 10 years. I am sooooo dirty.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:05:04  125302876
>>125302836
>anderstood
understood ofc
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:08:15  125303163
>>125282150 (OP)
Ayo pseudo-english gays mates, is anyone here who know australian accent, if so - teach me please, if not - i can be with you and have a nice talk about british weather or something.Have a not nice day or night idk.



write to me FGTS boyssss
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:11:50  125303510
Sometimes I think about living in England, but as you can see, my grammar is that bad, that I want to end my miserable existence.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:23:10  125304592
bump
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:23:42  125304639
>>125303163
>write to me FGTS boyssss
Are you a grill, lel.
How not to improve, but merely maintain speech skills on sufficent level? Also can you tell anything about official talk like in courts?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:26:30  125304911
>>125303510
Crucial parts would be routine phrases and accent, which are not that hard to get hang of for some little time over there.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:28:06  125305071
>>125304639
I am not, FGT I think not, sorry. Also i had a brit BF and we had been talking for 4 or 3 years but then he banished and i am very sad, because he would've answered your question.



Anyways, sorry, Anon, but i cannot sustain and maintain any proper knowledge about official talks
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:33:48  125305662
What is going on ZDESYA?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:37:21  125305983
>>125305071
Well then, do you like entartaining your boypussy with some toys or just seek for soft cuddling?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:38:03  125306041
>>125305662
Nothing to POBAZARIT about.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:42:27  125306408
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>>125305983
You in the middle, my friend. Also by BF i meant best friend, sorry for mislead
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:50:07  125307136
>>125306408
Hey, I haven't signed for this! What about the weather? It was finaly warm enough today to leave without a jacket here in Belarus, but the sunset is quite red so I wouldn't be confident about tomorrow.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:52:23  125307341
Looks like the thread has already declined. Any thoughts about reviving it?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:55:03  125307577
>>125307341
FUCK U
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 22:55:58  125307666
Все кто отписался в треде петухи мечтающие о черной залупе.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:00:31  125308080
>>125307666
But, triple, you answered in this thread too
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:04:40  125308483
>>125307136
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:05:09  125308537
>>125307666
You're hella right. Now and then I have some fantasies about a big-dicked nigga bangin' me like a bitch.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:05:12  125308539
>>125308483
>>125308483
Weather is good. How was your day ?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:12:23  125309261
>>125308537
I would like to bang a cute trap
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:16:14  125309618
>>125308539
It was quite good in tactical way, but terrible in strategic. Still regretting skipping trip to Petersburg cause of all the lost fun with friends. But I managed to find long forgotten hibiscus tea, excelent catalyst for relaxing evening. What about yours?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:17:52  125309775
>>125309618
The way you speak bruh.. It makes me laugh
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:18:42  125309872
>>125309261
Even I wouldn't mind doing him.
t. totaly hetero person
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:20:26  125310038
Anon, where I can learn English language? I need some practice for grammar, writing, use time etc. I know, my post written with many error. It's my lvl English. I need your help, anon.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:20:47  125310077
>>125310038
errors*
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:23:10  125310300
>>125309775
Nothing to be surprised of, my russian isn't less autistic. That's why I prefer not to speak about abstract topics too much IRL.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:25:39  125310549
>>125309775
Ayo STFU man, wer talkin like brits amirite
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:26:04  125310579
>>125310038
mistakes
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:27:17  125310712
>>125310300
Hibiscus tea is really delicious but its petals are just tooo sour that i puke while drinking it .
Mine is still awful, because no tyan
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:28:05  125310788
>>125310549
Stop mimicking retarded english kids, it doesn't make your english better in any way.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:31:18  125311066
>>125310549
Having trouble with my posts, m8?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:33:39  125311279
>>125311066
You ain't me man
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:36:30  125311549
>>125310788
Are you airlocked, ya ratted scum. You sound very iffy to me, dirty peasant yob %%thats what the brit would say actually%
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:36:44  125311571
>>125310712
Ahh, feel of nogf. The thing is that I have a bunch of them on my mind in case of using smaller head ofc, but don't see myself hanging out with them. Some buzz would help out at some point but one has to talk them into drinking before that.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:38:35  125311756
>>125311571
Yeah, right. So, what to do now if we are the only ones left alive in the thread I say we leave it to rot
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:39:32  125311855
>>125311549
Lol, sounds like cryptorussian to me.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:40:17  125311928
Э АНГЛЕЧАНИ СУКА БЛЯТЬ НА РУСКОМ САЙТЕ ЕПТ ОБЩАЙТЕСЬ ПА РУССКИ ПИДАРАСЫ БЛЯТЬ ГЕЙРОПЕЙЦЫ АМЕРИКОСЫ БЛЯТЬ УУУУУ СУКА РОСССИЮ БЛЯТЬ НЕ УВАЖАЕТЕ ЧТОЛИ СУКА ?
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:40:20  125311931
>>125311549
Just one little advice to you, if you happen to talk to someone in english, don't say anythig like or you'll make yourself look like a fool/
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:44:18  125312337
>>125311756
Leave it for what? It's not like you propose continuing conversation somewhere else.
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:56:06  125313500
Lets pretend we also have /int/
Аноним 02/05/16 Пнд 23:58:11  125313732
>>125313500
Then actual /int KC or 4chen would be more preferable.
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:00:07  125313933
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So, what is this thread about?
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:00:45  125314001
>>125313933
About English language
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:01:47  125314115
>>125314001
Then I suppose it is the most boring thread ever
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:02:22  125314177
>>125313933
Cultural enrichemnt of this board, also brit- and muricaboo circlejerking.
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:02:48  125314215
>>125313732
But we have no choice anyway.
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:03:20  125314284
>>125313933
It's about pretending to be sosach's /int/
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:03:35  125314311
>>125314177
>b
>cultural enrichment
Pick one
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:04:04  125314357
>>125314115
Where can you speak English besides this thread?
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:05:02  125314453
>>125314357
Anywhere outside 2ch
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:05:32  125314497
>>125314311
lel, why not both?
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:06:02  125314553
>>125314497
Because of reasons
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:09:24  125314875
>>125314453
Maybe you can, but for me it's hard to find guys, that speak English to speak about something with they. Most of my friends do not speak English
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:12:30  125315202
>>125314875
Try finding themed group chats with people who like the same things as you do, plenty of room for talking there
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:13:53  125315339
>>125315202
Can you explain for omejka, where can I find this kind of rooms?
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:14:41  125315414
>>125315339
At your uni maybe?
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:15:31  125315475
>>125315414
What is uni?
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:16:46  125315586
>>125315475
university
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:17:21  125315647
>>125315586
But I'm schoolboy
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:17:49  125315687
>>125315339
I - Internet
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:19:31  125315848
>>125315647
Umm, then 4chan's /int/
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:19:40  125315865
Нахуй пошли со своим пиндоской хуитой.
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:20:10  125315906
>>125315647
Beast ruins struck in Google.
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:20:20  125315922
>>125315865
EBAT TI??
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:20:27  125315932
>>125315687
I tried to speak with guys, that live in Englsih-speaking countries, but they're agressive and don't want to speak with me
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:20:57  125315975
bruh I heard threads like this should never exist
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:21:34  125316031
>>125282150 (OP)
Нихуя не понял. ОП мудак!
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:21:54  125316062
>>125315922
Otvet neverniy, ebat ti, kozhevnik
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:23:03  125316154
>>125282150 (OP)
мам двач
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:24:30  125316270
>>125315932
Try looking for some lgbt\gay threads on 4chan, there are a lot of nice people there
I am not kidding
Or you can just keep on searching and hope for the best
Аноним 03/05/16 Втр 00:29:16  125316761
>>125316270
Maybe it's really worth trying

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