ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
>>126539948 (OP)Hui.
instant bump
God dam bump
bump
>>126539948 (OP)Hello bitch. Wanna suck my dick?
Bump
Yes
>>126540173Yes
>>126539948 (OP)I like 7th rule, suka blyad.
>>126540265Mr Cocksucker, you wanna lick my waifu's cunt, don't you?
>>126540277I like it too shit
>>126540318Who is ur waifu,bitch?
Why english? Maybe we will try to speak russian here, will we?Let's try.Превет.
>>126540495Я из Америка.
>>126540435My waifu is Shimakaze, and she hasn't got a cunt. But she has got a dick, ha-ha. You r a DOUBLE FAGGOT, SON OF MORON.
>>126540495Cos u can't speak russian,mutherfucker.
>>126540495Ебать твоя мать.Is my russian is good, guys?
>>126540495SPURDO SPARDE
>>126540495Ok, i'll try it.Преветушки.
>>126540343Are you cute, eba?
>>126540594Of course.
Glory for Ukraine!
>>126540569I don't watch anime,you,stupid son of dog.
>>126540602ebin xd
>>126540594No,ur russian is shit,sorry.no.
>>126540728Bear walks through forest...
>>126540657Yes
>>126540728Glory for Serbian volunteers
Lol. We'are totally fooled. It's a copypaste from 2сh. There'are originalENGLISH НИТИ Da Правила : 1. Вы ничего на русском языке не пишут 2. Вы что-нибудь на русском языке НЕ писать 3. Если вы делаете что-то написать в Commie говорят, вы получите ваше лицо обозленный немедленно 4. Не исправлять чьи-либо ошибки, если они не просили . Если вы это сделаете , вы получите ваш ... y'know , что произойдет 5. Gibberish как " Sasai тесальского обама чмо " не приветствуется . Кто заботится , хотя 6. Не помещайте ", хотя " в конце каждого вашего последнего предложения , думая, что делает вас звук менее runglishy . Это не имеет , хотя 7. Там нет никаких правил на самом деле , делать все, что вы хотите ебать 8. Рулоны не запрещены 9. Это самый отсталый поток на / б / 0. Вы радушны
>>126540733It's because you're a shit eater, son. D'you enjoy eating crap?
По многочисленным просьбам перевод Da Rules из ОП-поста:---Правила:1. Не писать по-русски2. Вообще не писать по-русски прим. пер.: это отсылка к БК3. Если всё же напишешь, получишь струю урины на лицо4. Не исправляй ошибки у других, если не просят. Будешь так делать - получишь струю... нутыпонел5. Шитпостинг типа "sasai pindos obama chmo" не приветствуется. Хотя кому не похуй...6. Не пиши though в конце каждого предложения, думая что от этого ты будешь звучать более "по-английски". Не будешь, though прим. пер.: though - слово-паразит, которое часто ставится в конце предложения и которым многие злоупотребляют, чтобы быть как настоящий йоба американец7. На самом деле никаких правил нет, делай что вздумается8. Роллы не запрещены9. Это самый ретарднутый тред в /b/0. Добро пожаловать
>>126540860Mmm delicious.
>>126540860I like ur mama pussy,sorry.
>>126540952Do you prefer girls or dudes, son?
>>126541017Dogs
This thread has gone completely retarded, so I'm leaving.
>>126540622Здоровенькi буli. Lol, russians use english word i. it's looks very strange.
>>126540986Shut the fuck up, son of a bitch!
>>126540823sat in the car...
>>126541053Have you ever eaten dogs' crap?
>>126540495A Russian speaking thread on a fucking Russian board? You're one hell of a genius, man!
Putin is a great president. We need the same tough man in usa.
>>126541094Can you shut me up?
When will be the final of eurovision?
How about an Ukrainian speaking thread, huh?
YOUR SOVOK PARENTS HAD DISCOVERED ALIEXPRESS FOR THEMSELVES, THANKS TO YOBA IVANOVNA FROM MOM' JOB@NOW YOU'RE THEIR PERSONAL TRANSLATOR@NEGOTIATE WITH CHINA ABOUT TONS OF SHITTY STUFF@ONLY USING GOOGLE, BECAUSE ALL YOU KNOW IN ENGLISH IS "COCK" "SAGE" "PUSSY" "PASSCODE" AND "DILDO"
>>126539948 (OP)ахуенный мопс
>>126541263>anA! Why? Because [ju]
>>126541205Wanna eat my crap?
test
>>126541280I just shit my pants
Тепер це славетний український тред
>>126541426Glory for heroes!
>>126541332I say it twice,i only can eat pussy of your mom.
Crimea is part of Ukraine!
>>126541473Yoyu are pussylicker, aren't you? Kek
>>126541539London is a capital of the Great Britain
Who would like to suck my dick?
>>126541096Ofc he saw it before, yes, muden?...AND BURNED OFF. A shovel.
>>126541280I myself have a pretty decent command of English, and still can't understand those aliexpress monkeys. Their English is just painful to read, they obviously use Google Translate which is really bad at translating from Asian languages.
>>126541583None
I want to learn English, because I love this language, but I'm suck at all languages cause I'm Russian retatd.
>>126541583Ut dad?
>>126541550And you are kocksucker,isn't you?
>>126541647>UtUr
sasai pindos obama chmo
>>126541675Best in this thread!
>>126541658Yeah, I have a harem consisting of more than 9000 girls... Some of them have dicks.
Why? It tastes like a cock.
>>126541769>>126541620I missed
>>126541767Wake up Neo, you obosralsya!
Are you guys really so retarded all the English you know is "cock", "suck", "fuck", and "mom"?
>>126541767Do u like all that girls?
>>126541822Alright, alright.It consists of more than 100 girls. OK?
>>126541835Yes! Suck my cock i fuck ur mom
Guys, russian friend told me once " You evin will fuck a dog, what does it mean? I don't wanna fuck with a dog. It's stupid.He also often says" i've given\ you my explanation on your cheek.What does it mean? He also says that his father love to brew a weed.
>>126541840Yeajh of course. I do lick their cunts, suck their dicks... They are so cute!!!
>>126541874Imaginary ones?
>>126541835Suck my prick, bitch!
>>126541280> "DILDO" @MOM'S BIRTHDAY GIFT IS ON WAY
>>126541874There is only your mom and she is a fat whore!
>>126541629It's because you don't know how to cheeky-breeky and became a queen.
>>126541951Some of them.
>>126541928Its good,hope u like it.
>>126541990I think all of them
>>126541979Do you think so? Well, TBH, your mom is in my harem too...
пиндосы бля
>>126541835Any problems? I'm fifteen years old and i find that very funny.
>>126541999Of course I like it! If you want, you can join it. We'll give you women's clothes.
cen i heb de pusi pliz
>>126541979U all ready have a harem,and ur mom I don't fuck,coz my lion eat her,sorry man.
Its so hard without a girlfriend :(
What does it mean "mamku ebal" ?
>>126542201I'm with my harem go to ya where are you from?
>>126542220It means "Have a nice day"
>>126542104Why do your parents let you stay up so late?
>>126542201You can join my harem, sissy!
>>126542220Fuck mother
>>126542220It means I'm your father.
>>126542285Lol'd
>>126542285Luke, I am your father!
>>126542277cos I'm a really bad boy and my parents have no authority in my room.
fuck off, bitches, singapore in da thread
>>126542394Gangbanger in thread
>>126542220SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER. I DARE YOU!
>>126542282>>126542255Hay, you schoolboys, you don't have any harem
>>126542446Pizdish
b0ss plizz
>>126542459Suck my cock,scum of the internet.
American here. Ask your question.I have one for you. My nickname on some forums is nugopac. All my Russian friends laugh at it, why? Given that my friends from USA/Spain/Germany/other countries find nothing weird/funny about it.
>>126542459I do! I have got Shimakaze in my harem! I've got Rei! Asuka! That girl from FLCL!
>>126542284Does the abuser afraid of being сovicted or get a penalty?
>>126542529Do you drink cola zero? How it tastes?
>>126542446Proofs or you are fucking lair
>>126542453"what"u mad bruh? U ALREADY MAD BRUH?
>>126542475I like fairy tails then I fuck you mom on the back of your fag father
What means "SWAG"?
>>126542581
>>126542635Secretly We(people who use this word) re Gay
>>126542617shot
>>126542635Swim with a girlfriend
>>126541983>>126541983go your way, stalker
Hello guys, i cant speak english, sorry ;(
>>126542623U are not from the Singapore,u are from Vladivostok,Sanya privet.
>>126542635Smoking Weed Avery Gay
>>126542635понты
>>126542790Тебе здесь не рады.
>>126542790Get outta here bitch
>>126542706AAAHHHHYE FUCKING WATE NIGGERboom
There are two chair. First got knives, second got dicks. On which chair you will sit, on which will sit your mum?
Май нейм из васйа.
How to find a lamp girlfriend?
>>126539948 (OP)-U bought a gramma cottage cheese-And there grandpas'?????-Profit!!!
>>126542790Oh, thanks man. Although i don't understan this word. But a googled a song понты by timaty and wathced his video. Now i understand.
Hello everyone! ^^
>>126542931If u don't find it allready just kill urself
>>126542883> >>>126542790>Тебе здесь не рады.>>126542899но твоя мамка доволно когда я ее ебу. проигрываю с пидорошек которые тиоп флюенс и абсираются на первом интервьюмимо сингапур
>>126542580I don't dig it plenty... here we have a lot of more interesting flavors, like Vanilla, Cherry, Orange, etc. My favorite is Raspberry.
>>126542925Knives are sharped? Dicks are fapped?
>>126543014And continue masturbate at the Hell
>>126543031Zapisdelsya
>>126543063Of course
>>126542931Lamp? Does she a jinny in a bottle? yeeah yeeh
>>126542931step 1. find a sex dollstep 2. find a lightbulbstep 3. place a lightbulb into the dollstep 4. do the electric and wiring shitstep 5. switch on the lamp
>>126543041Goddamnit
>>126540853> 7. Там нет никаких правил на самом деле , делать все, что вы хотите ебатьok then
Meow~
>>126542931Go to russia. There are too much nice girls. Say you're american and they''ll give you a sex.
>>126543203Huiuw
>>126543083пидорашки не могут в английский, туповатымимо синг
>>126543219Or po ebalu.
What I need to do to kill myself?
Professional translator/interpreter here. Will translate anything you give me. No longer than 100 characters, though.I'm not answering any questions related to my job because zaebalilets gou!
>>126542925>chair>twoOoh, fuck, i've shit off.Why i'm so stupid piece of freakin' shit?
>>126543031Знавал я одного сингапурца, знатно нахлестал ему хуем по щекам. No homo.
>>126543232Lied too much.
>>126541280>DILDOThat's enough to order things from China, lul.
Вай изнт анивоне ансверинг?
>>126543273Fight for Russian world in Syria
Hi cuties :3
>>126543164What
>>126543293fuck off, fag, is it clear?
>>126543335Бикоз ты всех заебал пидор
>>126543335Becouse it is so hard to answer for us
>>126543273Chair, soup and rope. Or vinegar.
>>126543370Cola raspeberry,probably it's godlike.
>>126540760
>>126539948 (OP)>rulesFuck all of y'all no one can tell me shitI'm with my team I'm so high please get up off my dick
>>126543293This, please:- Я терпим к геям! Я - человек широких взглядов!- Ой... теперь не только взглядов...
What's about new Radiohead album?
I'm 25 and I'm a virgin :( what should i do to get some pussy?
ссу в лицо неудачникам которые учат сранный английский. который им в хуй не впился потому что дальше мухосрани не выезжалимимо синг
America is shit. I wanna imigrate to lamp russian. To live in a lamp hrusevka, but it's too expansive. hrusevka in a center of Moscow costs too much.
>>126543335Fine, I'll answer your questions about anarcho-capitalist libertarianism.
>>126543293Do you suck cocks? That's not about job.
>>126543585Завали ебало петушок пездливий.
>>126543644Look at the debt of US
>>126543698пруфы выше ты уже оподливелся, дружок
>>126543360Hello! ^^
>>126543733+15 cent
>>126543566Not mustache-pass to underpants
>>126543760Один раз с мамой в Сингапур слетал,теперь только о нём и говорит.
Hi guys, i hv a qstn. Just found a girl on that website Topface. U NO, we moved to VK, talked a lot, found common interests and traits. I did just like true alpha, wasn't foxing. And suceeded at the first time, u no, i made her follow my rules. But now the graphic of my success beats like cardiogram. One time she acts like she's interested, talks easily and actively. But at the next minute she is just indifferent to me. And again from the first case. So how to make her want me all the time and to make it reliably? 17lvl-koon
>>126543585yeah, yeah, we got from the first time, sing. can you calm down already, please?
Not bad. I speak english in C (zugunder) level. I'm (eeee, mysl shiza in Brain) don't speak english. I'm suckes speak english and not a normal write. Kak isprativa
Пиздец, тред полон обоссанного рунглиша. 5% постов хотя бы отдалённо соответствуют литературным нормам и нет, это не твои посты.
>>126543566Just go to girls and talk to them without any thoughts.
>>126543777No, here we get 15 $ per post
>>126543399Бат ай вонт леарн зэ ленгвич, хэлп ми бротишка.
>>126543767How are U? =^^=
>>126543827but I'm living here and order u mom
>>126543866A ty chto hotel, yoba?
>>126543905No
>>126543938She's dead
>>126543859Read more books
>>126543828I have already used those words like "iii" and "gg"
>>126543866Pokagzi kak nado, pidor.
>>126543530Wow, Burn the Witch is the song playing in my head right now.It's pretty much of a complicated album, I mean it takes some time before it clicks with you. At this moment I really dig Burn the Witch, Identikit, Decks Dark, and Ful Stop. As to the others, I need some more time to get into them.Still I wish they had continued their experiments with sound like they did on TKOL (my favorite record by them).
>>126543836http://www.xvideos.com/video1894780/cum_and_piss_all_over_her_face
>>126543950PSHHHH VAS PLOHO SLISHNO!
>>126543916Thank you, not so bad. с:And you?
>>126543828Drop that whore
>>12654388415$ for supporting of bloody putin regtime. This crazy diсtator wants to conquer ukrain an europe. Why are u supporting him?
>>126543526- I'm tolerant of gay people! I'm a person of broad views.- Oops... now, not of views only...
>>126544104no, i just want to try sex at least in this life
>>126543664Ту хард
Hi guys, I'm somewhat retarted.Can someone give me a link to the news about 14 years old that killed a girl with knife?I've heard that boy had called himself "yuno gasai". Funny, but I want to read about it in some news at least.
I want to fuck you big, fat asses, no homo
>>126543664WTF is anarcho-capitalist libertarianism?Pls explain
>>126544043Really, tkol good album but I think that it worst RH album. Maybe I just stupid.
Shabbat Shalom.
>>126543964Suka
>>126544246Mirai Nikki?
>>126544347then I fuck you mom for money and u daddy stay on the STREM
>>126544302But my ass is not big and fat.
>>126543530Lol, nice to hear that one more RH album is coming out.I like "Pablo Honey" above them all. Others...They sound bland, not to my tastes.
>>126544099Me to, but day going bad.
>>126544015Какие читать книги именно?
>>126544378>worst RH albumWhat do you think about Pablo Honey and The Bends? Their "guitar" songs like Sulk, Killer Cars etc. are cringeworthy. Good thing they changed their style.TKOL is so underrated. Gets so much hate for nothing.
>>126544432Yeep.
How do not to cum in a one minute?
>>126544598And remember: no Russian!
>>126544598how I fucked u mom, vol 2 and 3
>>126544520Do HTTT too? Is it right?
>>126544095ALLO, ETO PEKA, PSHHH, YOBA, TI MENYA SLYSHISH? GOVORI GROMCHE, PSHH
>>126544639Simple, one should just not.
How to fap by a real woman?
>>126544724что за хуйню ты написал? пидораш, это вообще не имеет смысла
>>126544520>Pablo HoneyThe two decent songs are Blow Out and You. For listening to the others you should get the flan in the face.
>>126544598You should read easy books at first, like Harry Potter. If that will be hard for you , you should read books for 3 form children
Sup 2ch, meow meow meow...
>>126544808Another peedorushczha bites the dust.
>>126544724There is no sense in your post
>>126544798Is woman necessary?
>>126544992Yes there is.
>>126544888Shut up pls
>>126544880>easy bookyeah fucking chill books
>>126539948 (OP)Оп хуй слава руси
>>126544998Yes, they say
>>126545062Huy sosi
>>126544702I just started listening to them a while ago. Don't know what "HTTT" means.Probably its not on my phone. >>126544817Da-da-da, daa-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da, Anyone can play guitaar~No.>>126544880Much better is to read what one wants to read. If one has some proficiency, at least.
>>126544817Dance you fucker, don't you dare don't you dare
>>126545081Dont believe them. I never had a woman but I still can fap by myself
>>126545062пидоршки тут меряются рунглишом
>>126544604> What do you think about Pablo Honey and The BendsI love it The Bends my favorite album → O.K Computer or HTTT I can't chose. > Good thing they changed their style.It's really good but maybe "more guitars or samplers of "life" instruments".
>>126545054Is that wrong?
>>126544536Why?
Polska strong, kurwa.
>>126545182>fap by myselfIt sooooo boring :(
>>126545062Psss tebe na ebalo
>>126545255Buy dildo or something or dance while fapping!
>>126545205yeap, pidarash, nobody speaks like thatsing
>>126545124It's hail to the thief.
>>126545255>fap by myselfNice calambour.
>>126545301But I want to hug a real woman, to feel here heat, to smell her sweat
Xui pizda dzigurda
Ебать, ну и аутисты.
>>1265454223 russian rubles
>>126545234I stupid. I don't know good it or bad. I about my age.
Знаете, что я Вам скажу?Hitler kaput!
>>126545404Is not for thou was written still
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NBkDecpebN
>>126545457Xui sosi
>>126545404She will probably smell like crap. Also if you want to hug something warm you should buy a cat or dakimakura with heating
>>126545457Autism is under your cheek
>>126545522You should go to the German tread
>>126545540Xiu Xiu?
I see there are a few radiofags over here. How many of these references did you get?Tips And Tricks by Thom Yorke1. Be constructive with your blues2. Don't get big ideas3. Fucking come and break the door down4. Watch me fall like dominoes5. Don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize6. Catch the mouse and don't look down7. Just don't leave, don't leave8. Forget about your house of cards9. Open up, begin again10. Stay away from these walls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ENELklIzbS
>>1265457330Total shit.
>>126545624No Xui Xui
>>1265457331. Dollars and Cents2. Nude3. 2+2=54. Faust Arp5. A Wolf at the Door6. Knives Out7. True Love Waits8. House of Cards9. I Might Be Wrong10. There ThereI'm the man yeah.
How much time goods from aliexpress usually shipped to Ukraine? free shipment ofc
>>126545994hungred ears
Ay guys , what doshirak is better: beef or chicken?
>>126546049>126545994>hungred earsLol
>>126546049
>>126546090Just for you <3Love corrupting words.
>>126546122And where is my hungred?
>>126546162Whatever
>>126546063Chicken ofc. Beef-doshirak is deadly for your stomach.
Уат эбаут май мэнэр оф райтин? Кен ай стэй ин зис ИТТ тред?
>>126546063Isn't it called dosirak? на русском для благозвучности переименовали
>>126540594Its enough to communicate with other russians.
>>126546063Beef, of course. Chicken one is bland and also more expensive (beef costs ~30 while chicken costs ~38)
>>126546260But why? Is it such hot?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03CM9X9tB7h
ITS SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
Sup, Where i can find girfriend?Nowhere i guess?
>>126546354Thanks anon for showing me this lunchbox. Is that mean that doshirak is from korea?
Why not just go to 4chan instead?
>>126546515ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN
>>126546418In my muchosranks shop beef and chicken costs same
>>126546630> Why not just go to u18chan instead?
>>126546529In the streets.
>>126546640THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU, BOY
>>126546678> Why not just go to ass instead?
>>126546529Just looking for guy.
>>126546630Becouse i that want.
>>126546640THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU BOY
>>126546722http://vocaroo.com/i/s04WQvNlGFfX
>>126546646Anyway, it's too much. For the same (or even smaller) amount of money you can buy a BigBon that goes with very tasty sauce.
>>126546722BUT YOU ARE STILL THE SAME
Инглиш
>>126546722BUT YOUR STILL THE SAME
>>126546870Such a cute voice dude
>>126546682But i go to the sreets only to buy a lot of food and more nothing.
>>126546897Ha , BigBon is costs 50 roubles or something.
Allo,huli tut proishodit?
>>126546870I don't got no dynamics. What he be talkin' about?
Londan is a kepital of Greyt Britan!
>>12654699020 в брикете и 30 в мисочке
>>126547014You've fucked by ourselves
>>126547033Trying to sing.
>>126547014Zdesya proishodid podgotovka k zahvatu rashki, a chto?
>>126547014It is polnaya huynya
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWS9mRXAyS
>>126547118But in my town it costs 50 roubles.
>>126547122And your mother have beed fucked by me
>>126547014Don't worry, its just mass fucking. With ur mom. With ur fat mom. Very fat.
>>126547162good riddance
>>126539948 (OP)Roll
Why?
>>126547192My mom already dead, another question?
>>126547261omg lol nigga
>>126547261stupid russian cunt
>>126547283she's die after have fucked by that anon
>>126539948 (OP)Hi /b/. What are you doing?
>>126547283i'm dead mum's fucker. AHAHAH
>>126547366Rolling itthread
>>126547190У одного куриный и говяжий доширак стоят одинаково, у другого бигбон за 50 рублей... вы где живёте вообще?кстати, вот ещё годнота - бизнесланч в овальной мисочке. рикамендую первым попробовать по-шанхайски
>>126547351And you'll die after being in this thread.
>>126547408Is this so funny?
>>126547271don't blow your mind with whys
>>126547454Definitely.
>>126547366i'm doing well. i've just loaded movie and shall see that.
What do russians think english is like when you don't know it? Write what it looks like to you.
>>126547414no, its shit. I think "Podravka chicken with stars" with sour cream - best.
>>126547558It's doesn't matter for me.
>>126547558London is a capital of Great Britain. Fuck you. Bitch.Masafaka. and etc
>>126547837*It doesn't matter to me.
Rondo is the capital of mint sweets.
>>126547539>movieWhat? The last movie I've seen was a piece of shit. I can't remember the title.
>>126547894Very hard grammar to me.
>>126548012New episode of Star wars?
>>126548075This time it's "Very hard grammar *for me" Our language breaks all the rules. There is no tebe, to me and for me are different.
>>126539948 (OP)Sup, niggasWhat movie to see, advise, discuss
Hey guys! I'm here bcz 4-ch have been crashed under dudos attack. So can you tell me, where's my rosen maidan thread?
>>126547366I have a problem with my eyes.Actually I'm reading all sorts of stuff in livejournal. I realized I like just sitting before PC and reading shit, doing nothing. Like so much I do it even when it puts my retina under some risk.Not sure I have problems with my retina. Can't get to ophtalmologist. Almost a year I haven't been using PC, reading, watching cinema, gaming. A year of no light. Eyes still hurt but I badly want to read something with my eyes, not to hear about it.I don't want to be blind, but I'm really tired of audiobooks.
>>126548278How about film named "Пыль"?
>>126548278Metro (2012)Good movie about Moscow's subway.
>>126548281Under your cheek
>>126548504I just checked, nothing. So?
What the point of these threads?
>>126548205No. It was a horror movie. ah"The boy".
>>126548278Latest movies I've watched and liked: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Wrong, Being There, Flowers for Algernon. Choose any, you won't waste your time.
>>126548575Check again
>>126548662Even title sounds like shit
>>126548733Nothing, I told you. Are you kidding me, fucking russian cunt?
>>126548710greedy
no
>>126548231explain me when needs using "for" and when "to".
Allo yoba eto ti?
>>126548826what "greedy"?
>>126548795Fagot`s answer.
>>126548959govnoed
>>126539948 (OP)>This is the most retarded thread on /b/So it just the right place to roll into.
>>126548405Oh fuck. This is terrible. Man. I don't know what I can say you that support. I hope it's going to be alright.
>>126548973One can't explain, or understand itOne can only remember cases of use
>>126548795U wot m8
>>126549132>>126548873
Its Malevich's square.
>>126548902NET ETO PEKA A KTO U APPARATA?
>>126548959Greedy - жадный
>>126548450"The dust"?
>>126549176No it is niggers stoling coal in dark night
>>126549132I don`t care
>>126548783And the shittest plot I've ever seen. Geez. Even the new episode SW wasn't bad ehough to make me feel sick like this shit.
>>126549232No , "Пыль"
HELLO CAPITALISTS, I AM LIBERATOR FROM MOTHER ЯUSSIA
>>126543530There's another band that released a new album recently. Any thoughts on it?
Sap Gays! Hav du u duing? Hav ws ur day? Du u feel well?
>>126549649From mother Yashaa?
>>126549752dolan pls
>>126549752I FEEL PATRIOTIC AND READY TO LIBERATE
>>126548281>where's my rosen maidan thread?Now it is here.
СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ ПУТІН ХУЙЛО!
>>126549795Im not dolan, men. im jast ordinry onan. Jast lke oll of u.>>126549799Gud fr u ma frend. Whot u gona leberate?
Hello guys. I'm studying english now and I have some serious troubles with grammar. Do you have any advices for me? Also my active dictionary is pretty bad, but i'm easily watching different youtubers and tv serials (but it's still hard for me watching most of movies without subtitles, language there is pretty much harder for me). I'd like to know about any mistakes in my text, even punctuation ones.
>>126549973Fuck you
>>126549973Not again mate. Ples.
>>126550101AT FIRST, I`D LIKE TO LIBERATE THE EASTERN EUROPE THEN THE WESTERN EUROPE AND USA
>>126550296WITH KIROVS?
>>126550178You would fuck even a dog.
How to name FBR, NSA in russian?
>>126549104Thank you.
>>126550296Well, god spid ma frend.
>>126550415True actually[Я ебу собак on background]
>>126549673What band?
>>126550422ФБР, АНБ собственно.
>>126550411WITH T-90 TANKS AND BATTLE BEARS
>>126550160>I have troublesNot a mistake, but "I have trouble" is much more common.>Do you have any advices for me?Advice is uncountable. "Do you have any advice / tips...">dictionaryvocabulary>most of moviesmost of the movies / most movies
>>126550422Moosora pozorniye
>>126550808Shto ty gonish musor shnyagu ne po delu.
>>126550732AWESOME , CAN I BE ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA?
>>126550894Dick actually
>>126550894Member
>>126550956Genitalia.
>>126550912YES OF COURSE, BUT YOU NEED TO JOIN COMMUNIST PARTY FIRST
>>126551003very long dick
>>126550687Deftones
>>126542997Ты вурдолак лоховский главный упырь 19 века!
>>126551101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0
>>126550956prick - as on british street mova
>>126550160I guess it's better to say my active "vocabulary" instead of "dictionary".
>>126539948 (OP)переведи, не понял.
>>126551083I AM ALREADY IN IT. CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME AK-47 AND BOTTLE OF VODKA?
>>126551130Only heard Deafheaven.
>>126551220There's a translation in the beginning of the thread>>126540905
>>126551102Uzumaki
>>126551242YES, HERE THEY ARE. AND YOUR USHANKA HAT TOO.
>>126551337Strange name for son of Naruto
What's is "Чипполино"?
>>126551793Russian superhero "Onion-man".
>>126551862Lol. Russian cool.
>>126551545"Uzumaki" means spiral.
>>126551849like you
SPEAK WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKERS
>>126550160Thanks.>>126551206Yeah, sure… This mistake is especially awful. >>126550894>>126551003>>126551102>>126551246>>126551362>>126551505>>126551598>>126551632>>126551693>>126551733>>126551777>>126551961>>126552233Don't you have something better to do? >>126551849That's why we're trying to improve our language skills through speaking here.
>>126552285>still writing in Russian
>>126552300Dont speak! I know what you sayin!
>>126552285Just fuck off, nobody cares.
>>126552377WHAT?
The talk-dirty-to-me faggot hasn't posted yet, I'm anxious.
>>126552444Noy=thing.
>>126552513Sorry, i'm just drunk af.
What happening in this ITT thread, guis?PEREKAT when?
>>126552285You're the worst guy in the thread, becouse you viyobivaesh'sya instead to explain our mystakes.
>>126552527Хули звукосниматель не дорисовал слева?
>>126552285>Я уже 12 лет в Америке живуAre you twelve years old?
>>126552513What's wrong with this fox, dogs? Its face looks so strange...
>>12655271312
>>126552568Please, turn on spellchecker… It's really hard to read your post.
>>126552719Nothing is wrong with her. She's feeleing good.
>>126552769Make me, gaylord.
>>126552769In every thread there's a guy blaming others for bad English and writing in pure Russian himself.
>>126552905It's a tradition.
Everybody can suck my dick ITT, because you assholes can't fucking speak. You all are boring. EAT MY SHIT, BITCHES
>>126552961yeah-yeahwe understand how much you like dicks
>>126552979>can suck my dick ITTafter you sweetheart
WTF. sage is sticked to me. I've even tried to relunch (is this world legit?) browser, but nothing helps.
>>126552560Ketsu taberu desho
>>126552979Give me that shit, m8. Im gonna eat it all.
>>126553090I can't do that, unfortunately my penis is not so big
>>126553179Где купить этот альбом? обложка 10\10.
>>126553212sorry for being sucn a mess
>>126553355>such
>>126553109> relunchAnd here I lost it.
>>126553109Oh, it went back to normal. >>126553110血はおいしくない
>>126539948 (OP)OP is an asshole, fuck his mom
>>126552952Remember the lolfag? He used to greentext whatever part of your message he didn't like and all he ever said was "lol". Like this:>>126552952>It'slolOn a rare occasion he did write something besides lolling at everyone though, and he showed a very good command of written English.
>>126553474...and back again
OP, are you ohuel litle bit?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y9cCZzAiQr
>>12655347>血はおいしくないEnglish, motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>126552979http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bbSaxC2ORQ
>>126553403Lol, yeah, shit happens. (relaunch of course)>>126553606>>126553474FUCK AGAIN
>>126553681>English, motherfucker, do you speak it?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XHEmTXYRNk
>>126553734Try deleting it in that tiny Ctrl+Space window.
>>126553588I remember him. Such an asshole. I admit he was funny.
>>126553827>Ctrl+Spacecyka
>>126553921Wut?
>>126553963I tried pressing these and the window closed
Screw you guys, I'm going home…
>>126554065Fatty, please.
USSR WINNER IN
>>126554013I just didn't find a way to describe it differently.
Как будет по-английски "Я смачно перднул"?
>>126553474> 血
>>126554216I farted tastefullyy
>>126554216I fart so fuckin nice.
Hi gues, I must lo learn Englesh to B1 level, did youcal help me?
>>126554497please, without hui for my cheeks
>>126554497Ur Englesh is at the /b/ level, so don't worry.
Украïнськобог в тредï
>>126553910One of the threads where lolfag raged out: http://arhivach.org/thread/68973Let's get nostalgic.
Wheat ascertain DDT joined Korea. What big DDR on my PC?
>>126545457Ты вурдолак лоховский главный упырь XIX века!
>>126554750This endless "lol".
Как по-английски будет "Кто-бы говорил!" ? Гугл нормально не переводит
>>126555471look who's talking!
>>126555486>02:40:59>02:41:11godspeed
I knowing that all dvach peoples are retardation proven me wrong
>>126555486Спасибо
>>126555471Это потому, что ты с дефисом пишешь. Правильно "Кто бы говорил".
PERECUThttps://2ch.hk/b/res/126555845.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/126555845.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/126555845.html
Hey nigga. Wanna talk sum shit?
>>126556094Yeah, me does.
