ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcomeThe previous thread is lying on its deathbed here: >>126539948 (OP)
Шо тут написано?
I knowing that all dvach peoples are retardation proven me wrong pliz
>>126555941Правила:1. Не писать по-русски2. Вообще не писать по-русски прим. пер.: это отсылка к БК3. Если всё же напишешь, получишь струю урины на лицо4. Не исправляй ошибки у других, если не просят. Будешь так делать - получишь струю... нутыпонел5. Шитпостинг типа "sasai pindos obama chmo" не приветствуется. Хотя кому не похуй...6. Не пиши though в конце каждого предложения, думая что от этого ты будешь звучать более "по-английски". Не будешь, though прим. пер.: though - слово-паразит, которое часто ставится в конце предложения и которым многие злоупотребляют, чтобы быть как настоящий йоба американец7. На самом деле никаких правил нет, делай что вздумается8. Роллы не запрещены9. Это самый ретарднутый тред в /b/0. Добро пожаловать
BUMP
Hey nigga. Wanna talk some shit?
>>126555845 (OP)roll
>>126556175roll
>>126555845 (OP)ゴウフックヨウルセルフ。
>>126556246it's ok, though
>>126556056Perma ban request!
>>126556319江户前散らし寿司裏巻き太巻き。
>>126556056Там еще написано "сасай пиндос обама чмо", забыл перевести для незнакомых с латиницей.
>>126556528>незнакомых с латиницейТакие существуют?
>>126556605Я, например.
>>126556521С бомжпакета переписал?
>>126556018> I knowing that all dvach peoples are retardation proven me wrong plizSeeming to me that most big amounts of humans hear dosen understandment what me speak
I love banging whores
bump
>>126556985Me is going to fukk thy mother.
I love bumping threads
>>126557240suc mi dik
>>126557240I dosen thought zo mai frend
>>126556018> retardation proven me wrongThat... rather unique.
sosi huy bidlo
this thread is kinda dead lolpity actually
>>126555845 (OP)Ну я написал на русском (ruske) , и что ты мне сделаешь?
>>126557729gfy :3
>>126557796нет
>>126557852then let me fuck you :3
>>126557957Littleletterish scum, your genes are not needed.
>>126557957Ну это всегда можно, где встретимся?
>>126555845 (OP)I'd like to consult with anon. How to stand for constant and uncurable pain? That's NOT pizdostradaniya, of course.
>>126555845 (OP)Sosi khui, tupoi peendos! Mi russkie! Nas ebut, a mi krepchaem!
>>126558114In your dearest mom's house of course
>>126555845 (OP)Hello, my name is Dima. I'm from Russia. I live in Moscow. Moscow is a cpaital of Great Britan.
>>126558300Ну ок, к скольки подъедешь?
>>126558104hey, don't be that rude, it insults me :(
>>126558304Cool. So, Glasgow in no longer a foreign city?
>>126558168Anon doesn't consult anyone, anon only fucks your mom.
>>126555845 (OP)sasai pindos obama chmo
>>126558168Well, easiest way to do so, is to kill yourself, I assume.But what pain? What happened to you, anon?
Go finger your ass, deepshit.
>>126558345that depends on whether you have some toys
>>126558684Ну у меня ничего нет..но я не думаю что это проблема, я вообще то анальный девственник, так что я думаю тебе понравиться..все узенько
какой смысл таких тредов, есть форчан, другие борды, там все по английски, вот иди и viyebyvaysa там
Сосите хуй, илитка блять выискалась
>>126558924K, i think ill be in an hour or sokinda long way :(
>>126559092Бецаусе ви кэн.
>>126558571Some kind of autoimmune disease.
>>126555845 (OP)Hello, pussies. Would you like to suck my yellow dick?
haha enklich thrid
>>126559185You're welcome to GTFO.
>>126559210Ｉｔ’ｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｌｏｎｇ ｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｃａｓｅ．
>>126559378Съебал, пидор
>>126559356Yes we can
>>126559551I knew it, you would be fast at this.
>>126559414Heh, that's why i need toysDidn't you get it, sweetheart?But you said you're tight, maybe ill be enough for your first
What's is "Простоквашино"?
>>126559761Simpleboozed.
>>126556528>>126557729>>126559092http://vocaroo.com/i/s09K8EOzSPED
Get the fuck out dvach, u faggot
>>126559897nope, u
>>126559870Гоу фуцк ёурсалфе, аттеншнвхоре.
>>126559897Which one of all that faggots? We have a lot of faggots, you know.
Bay passcode, please.
вассап ниггас, соу вот ис гоинг он??
>>126560114Ｓｏｒｒｙ， ｌｏｗ ｏｎ ｍｏｎｅｙ， ｊｕｓｔ ｂｏｕｇｈｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｏｍ．
What's is "пуськи бятые"?
>>126559954Oh shit , i'll kick ur ass, u dog madafucka
>>126560217Bad Boys (Bob Marlie).
>>126560217Beaten pussies.
Please, idite naxui
>>126560156Pretty nothing apart of some retarded shcolars who're hardly making a couple of phtases in this rakovnik.
Идите на фочан, уебки, там выебыайтесь
>>126560303Oh, boi, i'd be pleased _
What's up, guys?
>>126560478go with me or I will feel too lonely there:)
>>126560590Your mom's dick.
>>126560661хъахха пиздец +15
>>126560661How could only I beg for this...
>>126560661Not only up, but really hard too :P
NIGGA NEVER GONNA UP IN THREAD AND YOUR FUCKED ASS MY DICK IN YOUR BRAIN
Yo tards, how r u? i luv u :3
>>126560551Wtf u talkin about,punk, ur mom is dirtest hoe in tha world, u know
>>126560814я почему то это пропел
>>126560661Cunt
Eee mathafuckas let's get fycked up!!
>>126560891Nigga gonna give you up, nigga gonna let you down
>>126560661I have to lick it
>>126560873>Wtf u talkin aboutJust saying im looking forward to feel you deep inside me, love>i'll kick ur ass
>>126560848Get out your father's dick from mounth and say correctly
Hellou faggoti from sosach kiss my zalypa and drink mau mocha.
>>126561078U crazy motherfucka
>>126561265Don't bomb your anus, sweetieJust wanted to say dat i miss u all
ZOG is watch. Google, 2ch.hk, Facebook, VKontakte is tools ZOG.
>>126561304Just want to make dear anon and myself happy
Shut the fuck up ,everyone. I've got smth to say
You're all stupid bitches on the planet. I'm deal with it
>>126561487Yay! We're here to listen to your shit
>>126561593Shit is what you see everyday in the mirror
>>126561487Fuc u mouth u sosach u make mi eat my zalypa.
>>126561436My anal isn't destroyed, but we love you too
>>126560814У меня вышло настолько трешово, что я не могу не поделиться.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XHBRQKmcil
>>126561683Your anal is under my protection, don't worry <8
>>126561667You're right, actually! But every night I see you, my dear, in my warm bed ;)
How learn English if u retard?
>>126561676Blyat u really don' understand? U dolbaeb suka, bitch ebaniy , kill yourself, vegetable
U make me laugh, thx
>>126561887I have fuck with you mamasha, kiss my penis u wood sheat.
>>126561667>>126561878And you don't see me, because your eyes are tiedI just don't want you to look at shit -3-
>>126561853You can do that without protection.
>>126561853You can make a lot of fun with my anal. If you want too...
>>126562395Can I too? Pleaase
Good evening guys
>>126562395We can move somewhere and do whatever u want with ur anal
>>126562395http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jv0xNupnxt
>>126562537it's written gays in here, boi
>>126560786os memes? é o bom momento pra eles
>>126562140I'll rip your ass, i swear.
>>126562645Sort of /ga/?
>>126562537Get shit into u face, pidor.
>>126562678http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l22LgrBEMP
>>126562678
>>126562678Italiano dolbaebio
My London capital is Great Britain
>>126562115Prepare your anus, petushok.
Sup 2ch, i'm 10/10 tyan murmurmur
>>126562794Oh, I just can wait! Please!But don't forget who is daddy, or you'll be sure punished, my boy Punished by shit, poor you
tits or gtfo
>>126562894Great London is my capital Britan
>>126562949Have a nice trip in to my penis, shegoal.
>>126562806Yea, just read what all those retarded gays write lol
>>126563137w8. You deserve punishments
>>126555845 (OP)>do not write anything in Russian>DO NOT write anything in RussianNo dobrze kurwa.
>>126562463Sure>>126562562I don't want to enjoy my greatest alone. Maybe double the fun?
>>126563268newfag detected
>>126563197My Britain is great capital of your London, booii
Est' dva stula. Na kakoi sam syadesh, na.kakoy mat posadish?
>>126563403As u wish, my lord
Listen up!I have a hard sex with your moms.
>>126563437No, you didn't get it rightI.. I cannot explain it exactly. And that why i should bear the burden of all that "newfag" on me really undeservedlySorry sweet :(
>>126563641Seat in to dicks drochenye, mother in to coleni.
>>126555845 (OP)I WILL FUCK YOUR MUM. I HATE YOU. WE ARE RUSSIANS, SO WE MUST SPEAK ONLY RUSSIAN. I AM A PATRIOT, BUY YOU AREN'T(DON'T?). SUCK MY DICK ABAMA IS A PIG. It was the random text, and my English is good(no). OP - DICK(Am I right?)
>>126563922You are wrong
>>126563922Right
>>126563886You don't need to explain it with words, dear.
>>126562887quem diz no italiano lol
>>126563922Pindosi are pidorasi
>>126563922You cool anon, u sort of nuasha.
>>126563034we want the proofs to be showed right now please
/gg/
>>126564111Right in the feels
>>126564117I dont fucking care, you're european whore for the black dickes
>>126563922>>126564300:)
>>126563816Oh. Your ass is so soft and warm! Pretty ass!
>>126562806well, just leaked drops of /fiz
/dev/
>>126564117Крутые мемасики. Откуда они? Почему их не используют?
>>126564366Smailofag detected
/po/
>>126564568They're form the past
U wormfags, u eat my dicks, u mamasha wait my penis for anal party with my coconut.
/bb/
Lol fucks, im in to teach you english. Y'all know of great disdain along with separated features from side to side. Don't get confused your anus till generated illegal disdigtion will be compromised by your fatfucked neurocyte.うんちの食べれ
>>126564620Save me, Captain Obvious <8)
>>126564620And now, this is ):) a shredinger smile. It happy and sad in ones time!
>>126564841イディナフイピゴリラ。
>>126563816It seems... I wasn't the first guy to be pleased with your vouluptuous shape.
>>126564841Lingvist doxuya suka?
>>126565013ピドリラ
Кто смотрит Евровиденье?
Let's go watch Englush porn.
>>126564841Fuc u!
Го на 4chan'е создадим тред?
>>126565070I don't understand you with that words in that language and all
>>126565070Ни разу в жизни не смотрел,лол
>>126565154Aga, about Russian language.
>>126565154We're too stupid for that shit, let's stay here like we're kinda coll here
>>126565268>cool*
>>126564971No, it is just smiling ASHOT with MONOBROW
>>126564841我等のディック食べますか
>>126563922>SUCK MY DICK ABAMA IS A PIGoh that's my fav of the russian folks poetry
>>126565324Or a sad one, he just looks on the other side
>>126565195Do u watch Eurovision, faggot?
Londoun is the kepital of Greit Britan
>>126565450Oh, you say..!Why in the world should i, dear?
>>126565457Russian english like a poo. Smells bad
>>126565584Still better than murikan.
>>126565584What iz rong?
>>126565450Londown
>>126565457> kepitalWhy I roared so hard?...
>>126565268Okay
>>126565697like your dicke :(
>>126565584>smells like russia
>>126564667não mente pra ele
>>126565566I don't spik with pidor.
>>126558304Ti dolbaeb ,Dima
>>126565268completely agreed
Oh yeah, take my dick into your mouth... Yes... Buy passcode, baby... Spread your ass... Oh you the best Russian whore, Oleg...Good englihs
>>126565766You're face is worst thing on this planet.
>>126566042Sure you don't. I can even say you're speaking. I can hardly understand that scrabblings of yours..I hoped we can became friends or stuff, but as i see we cannot :((
>>126566244Bed english.
>>126566244Go away, monkey.
>>126566140I have loosed proigral. Or I have capituliren. Good.
>>126566314> I cannot* even
>>126566314I can fuck u hole if u itch my English.
>>126566333MOLODOY CHELOVEK
>>126566268And your's is a best! :*By the way, do you know that opposites attracts each other?))) I bet you know!
>>126566526PROYDEMTE
This thread's people have the beddest english I see.
>>126566660YEBANASIY, CHTO VI SEBE POZVOLYAETE?
>>126566692EnglihsFast fiks
>>126566519OooOoh, can't wait to!I'm gonna itch your english hard, and you must do the same for my body!
>>126556892I've keked
>>126566815Hey, you!
>>126566932Yes, master?
I'm tired of this shit. Goodbay
>>126566692>inglesh
I am the best because I am the best I am the best becouse I am the best eat my dick, beaches square across square
>>126566989You'll be back, honey.
>>126566987Nichego)
Hallo, Brüder
>>126565978Блядь, пацаны, поясните за суть ВУРДОЛАКА ЛОХОВСКОГО, ГЛАВНОГО УПЫРЯ XIX ВЕКА, что это за новый мемос?Отдельный тред создавать как-то не очень хочется.Или это один какой-то поехавший форсит?
>>126567099Fukd ur muter
>>126567084Still, I'll wait for you, my master, all hot and wet and hardI bet I will!
Do you know what?
Мать твою ебал, пёс олдфажный.
>>126566987Oh, man, oh, man, oh man. I tell u one thing. If 9/11, were to happen up on this here plane, pshh, don't worry we got this.
>>126567222Yes, I know
>>126567155Scheise, ging nach Dicke
>>126567276You had to ask me: "What?"
>>126567356But I really don't need to ask you, because I know
>>126567416Ask me. Please.
>>126567493Will you marry me?
>>126567537YES. BUT YOU MUST ASK ME:"WHAT?"
Ein Bär hat im der Wald gegangen. Er hat ein brennendes Auto gesehen. Er saß in das Auto. Und brannte
>>126567637What the fuck, will you marry me already?
>>126567705No
>>126565584I am used to smearing RUNGLISH all over myself. Every day I go to RUNGLISH THREADS here on /b and pick up every phrase I see. It usually takes a whole day to collect enough. But then, as I get home in the evening, after a full-day hard-reading, I go to bathroom, turn on the hot water and... mmm, pour all the crap intro the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all those RUNGLISH phrases. All in all, I think, that RUNGLISH has its own mind, each pile of RUNGLISH has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just hide those threads on /b, we should take care of them, participate in the conversation, pet our RUNGLSIH vocabulary... And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into RUNGLISH, nigga slang, wrong prepositions, rusismy math igh tahk, everything turned into RUNGLSIH, even the sky, Allah himself.
>>126567705Is that ukrainian?
>>126567814Ja
>>126567706Zaebal idi naxuy
>>126567843Ya bi s udovolstviem, adres govori.
>>126567908Hey, that was my line, you :(
>>126567908Syktyvkar, ulicha kommunisticheska, dom 28, flat 30. Will you ask me what? :3
>>126555845 (OP)Oh shit waddup! Talk dirty to me please, I'm extra horny today.
>>126567808May I jerk off in bath with you?
>>126568116I won't
>>126568116Snizu konsjerzh sidit, skazhesh k Yobe.
>>126567705funny joke I laughed a lot
>>126568116>>126567963You too:3
>>126568267Oh, boiWill you punish me hard if I don't ask you what?
>>126567215Seat in my dick now, dirty beach.
>>126568349What is the "punish"? I repeat, my English is good
>>126568162For sure! Don't hesitate even for a second)
>>126568553Yo! Hey yo! Hello?
>>126568491I'm all sunny dirty beach, only for you!
>>126568553The true punishment is impossibility of being with you
Talk dirty to me you fuckers, I wanna hear some filth.
>>126568816>Talk dirty to me youOh man, oh man, oh man! I tell you one thing: if nine-elevenst were to happen up on this here plane…psssht! Don’t worry. We got this.
>>126568816Nope, you're late, you may only enjoy the way we talk dirty to each other with other guys
Hello my name is Vasya I major, give me a little child porn pack please.
>>126568897But you said it to me :(((( >>126567273
>>126555845 (OP)Op Dick
>>126568593Have u got photo where he without paintes?
>>126569050Oh…okay…I have no idea what you’re talking about.
>>126568612Oh, I will punish you. No, I am going to punish you, if YOU DON'T ASK ME WHAT.
>>126568897What in the name of fuck are you even talking about? That's not what I wanted to hear. >>126568972Yo, that is some bullshit right here. I've been asking people to talk dirty to my in these threads for months by now, I fucking deserve my fair share of dirty talk.
>>126569256Oh, I am zaputalsia
WARNING FAGGOT THREAD FAGGOT THREAD GO AWAY GO AWAY OP IS DICK
>>126569040MOLODOY CHELOVEK
>>126569256Yea, you said it to the other anonYou said it to the one who can ask youBut I won't :3
>>126569287>What in the name of fuck are you even talking about?He said, that if them terries is gonna try sumpin’ up in here today like the bounce, boogie, and bump…that we got this shit…on lahhck!
>>126569415but we dont mind
>>126569287Maybe you deserve sth long and thick deep in your throat? :3
>>126569437I WANT YOU, IF YOU ASK WHAT, I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK, DEAR!
>>126569580Like juicy huge banan
>>126569580Oh, I do deserve that! Gag my with your cock master!
oh you focking bastards
Do you know where?
>>126569680Oh, ah, how can you say it...Im.. i cant' keep it.. im co--I can't even ask anything with all this feels!
>>126569894U are pussy
>>126569901In your arse.
>>126569999No, in your! AHHAAHAHAAAHHAAHAAHHAAHAAAHAHHAAAHAHHAAAHAHHAA
>>126569965>I can't even ask anything with all this feels!Hell yeah, baby! He ain’t talking ‘bout Teri Garr.
>>126569829I can add a carrot in thereOr a cucumberI'm a vegetable monster, y'know
>>126569965Okey, and what? You know, I am shure.
>>126555845 (OP)Обосассал рты павлямМимо патриот
>>126570347I dvachuyu
>>126569843Welp, I think I changed my mindAnother time, honey
>>126570152And I certainly ain’t talking ‘bout no terry cloth. I mean, if a terry up on this plane even’s thinkin’ ‘bout tryin’ do somethin’, we gonna draxx…him…up.
>>126570424Oh you teasing piece of fucking shit.
Do you know how?
Slava ukraine!
>>126569179hope you're satisfied?
>>126570500Yes, I do
>>126570566I don't want to talk with you:(
>>126570492Yes, I am. Everything for little bottom boys, who believe in their masters :P
>>126570553Y’…you’re gonna…you’re gonna what?
>>126570660I know, you expect the question what here, but I won't ask you it :)
>>126570853I think what my partner’s trying to say is if any terries come up in here, we gonna get our Bergeron!
>>126570924Yeah!
>>126570727But senpai master, I want more!
>>126570970>But senpai master, I want more!Did something happen, or did I…m’…miss something or is this hypothetical, or…
>>126570970Okay, roll over!
>>126571036You confused me with your confusion. >>126571080As you wish.
>>126571203>You confused me with your confusion. Oh we gon’ definitely drop some hypotheticals on that terry’s clavicle. Cuz I’m talkin’ ‘bout TRRRSCH! SQUEEZT! SQUEEZT! SQUEEZT! SQUEEZT!
>>126571283>TRRRSCH! SQUEEZT! SQUEEZT! SQUEEZT! SQUEEZT!SKEET! SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!
>>126571203And now sleep! Sleep hard and deep! And dream beautiful dreams! Only for me maybe Ill lay down by you too, maybe..
Sup /b/
>>126571364You are way too sweet.
>>126571283In white nike.
>>126571365Are those faggots I see?
>>126571498I just care about my dear boysYea, they deserve some petting
>>126571581>In white nike.Okay. That’s unfortunate. Conference!
>>126571632Dontcha just wish though…dontcha just wish in your heart a’ hearts, some terry would come up in here tryin’ some grab-ass and the touchy feely?
>>126571632>petting in the sweet sleep of theirs
>>126555845 (OP)I'm so english... I'm so elite... English is so good... For elite clever people... ohhh ahhhh
>>126571632But I want something more rough than petting!
BUMP?
Where are u guys???
WTF????
BAMP
ASJDJASHD
>>126571849No, wait. Just eat your banana, while I touch you..
>>126571756I don't get it, I'm not cool enough for you :'(
>>126573397>>No, wait. Just eat your banana, while I touch you..That’s…that’s the opposite of what I want to have happen at this plane.
>>126573483Yoohoo! I got an idea. Feel free to say no. But can we switch dicks? I will not take no for an ansthwer.
>>126573511Kay, finish your sweet banana and kneel before me
>>126573397I'd like something juicier and harder than a banana, if you know what I'm talking about.
>>126573636Okay, Max Legroom. You get yours. Meanwhile, I’m gonna go Hayden Pantiniere on some terries. Especially when they get froggy!
Fuck op op-hui
>>126573556What if I tell you I don't have a one?
>>126573640You should work harder in my garden, boy, to get the cucumber in your sweet mouth
>>126573834But... But I'm not talking about a cucumber, I'm talking about your, you know, erect penis.
>>126573753This was unexpected.
>>126573556First of all, I'd like to taste you, before we switch I mean
>>126573983That’s the combat dick, Jonathan Livingston Seagull. If you gonna be combat dick, then you gots to be willin’ to blast up on some carrys! Because with great power, comes great reshpronsatrilatras.
>>126573952Okay, I'll tiredly grab your hair and say what you talk to much boi, use your dirty mouth the way you should, or master'll be displeased
фук зе рулез, это набег с форчана?
Hey guys
>>126574158I not afraid of a damn thing in the world! Just let me take it inside of myself!
>>126574158>Because with great power, comes great reshpronsatrilatras.
>>126574185Yes, master, I'll do whatever you want with my mouth.
>>126574292HeyYou want us to ask you smth?
>>126574387Then do it! Why the hell I don't feel your tongue on me?
I have lost to you
>>126574357Oh! You best believe it baby! We gonna be eatin’ like Diane Keaton. Two point three six inches baby.
>>126574651Is this loss?
>>126574292>>126574406There were already what and how, if anything..
>>126574820You have a gun!?!
>>126574911Which one exactly do you mean? :^)
>>126574614I slowly start kissing your penis and massaging your testicles
>>126574970Oh god!
Hiya! Is this thread still alive?
>>126574659>>126574973You two should try that on each other, baes
englishspeakers gonna speak
Privet pidoraheni
>>126575092Hell yeah. 3-D printer, baby! 100% polyurethane. They can’t detect these mammajammas!
>>126575077That's that you should say!
>>126575123first one truestory.
Difinitely
>>126575092But I want you, my masculine god!
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy sup i'm drunk and we're watching fucken eurovision with french girlshow r u lads??
>>126575265Thread direction? Forget about it in /b/
>>126575358They have a…they…they have a weap…they…they…they have a weapon! They have a weapon!
>>126575358Well, I'm starving for some cock.
>>126575407Who? French girls? Which weapon lol? A white flag? HAH
>>126575475Why don't you go get some? I dunno, go to a club and shit
>>126575536It's midnight, where am I supposed to find cock at midnight?
>>126575235mom says me if I had a child it would make me work harder and get less careful about myself
>>126555845 (OP)Грандiозний мопс
>>126575639Go to a fucking club, or to a bar, oh ffs you know it yourself don't you
>>126575639Hope u're fag. Don't let that damned icq\pussy wave get going
>>126575770But I don't like clubs, it's way too loud in there. I could find myself some dick on bluesystem or some shit, but not at midnight. I could do with some virtual dick, but nobody in this thread wants to give it to me. >>126575969Oh, I assure you I'm definitely a fag.
>>126575969It's too late it wouldn't start (hopefully)
>>126576123What is "bluesystem"?
>>126576175Website for gay hookups.
How much time should to learn english to be understand what do you crow here?
>>126576262Well you need to learn to control your urges for sure, mate.
Hey guys it's me, I'm just sitting here drinking some beer y'know, aye? So yeah that's basically all I wanted to say yeah, this thread is pretty hot right now though.
>>126576341But I can't! When I crave cock I crave cock and there's nothing I can do about it.
>>126576384It isn't yet. No grammar nazis, no guys who think that saying "obama chmo" is funny... This thread sucks.
>>126576542You just couldn't get it going, huh? I still am.
>>126576464Wank, for goodness's sake
>>126576612Couldn't get what going?
>>126576542Ye you know it's just my first time here you know yeah? I'm new you know? Yeah though
>>126576657You're still ashamed that you're half white? Yeah.
>>126576614I already did. Twice.
>>126575653This is a result, not a reason.And the reason is your time. When baby arrives it got almost all of your time. You will not rest that much as you did before you had a baby.And you become nervice and tired as hell.
>>126577028I hope your mom isn't watching this thread.
>>126576759Well fyi these threads usually consist of the wankers thinking that the very purpose of speaking english is pointing out each other's grammar mistakes.
>>126576959Um. No?
>>126577132Isn't good when someone corrects you in real time?
>>126577164No? No, you'll know when you're slammed because your nuts will be on the table and my fists will be covered in your blood.
>>126577395I think the point is not the corrections themselves but the condescending fashion they're given in.
>>126575253I love you, my dearest, but.. I can't..Yes, there's no excuse for me..But still I'm increasing speed of my moves even if you're gone, sleepy maybe
>>126575253>>126577718Yea, I really want you to be asleepJust to jerk off on you pretty angel face
>>126577718Well, then I'm increasing the depth at which you cock penetrates my throat.>>126577893I'd like not to be asleep for that deliciousness.
>>126577998>>126577893>>126577718You guys see anything?
>>126577998I bet it's because of your skillful mouth my hips are trembling already, oohh, I grab my boi hard with both hands
>>126578227In the void of gayness or?
>>126577679Is it cancels the fagct that u'd been corrcted and learn your mistake?
>>126577998>>126578329It's so hot inside your mouth, ahhWhat a silly sloppy sounds we make, huh, honey
Пиндосы ебанные.
>>126578375That’s – that’s rude. I’m in the middle of a story. You’re not interested in a story about our fuehrer?
>>126578679Huh, you should write the second word with one "н", you cock :3
>>126578679Who we have there? Obama chmo came!
>>126578735I'm interested in a story about our huehuerer
>>126578329>>126578648Yes, your cock tastes so good! Please, cum in my mouth I want to taste you warm sweet semen.
>>126578921Okay good. Eva was there as well, taller than you think or Hitler is shorter, hard to say. But anyhoo, I’m buying some bread. Hitler is buying some bread.
>>126579025So I give him a salute and he gives me one of those half Hitler salutes, you know down low, very cool.
>>126578922I'm nearly on the edge, but there's a thought in my mind what i should do something really naughty to my sweetheart later, because i don't feel his playful hands on my balls
>>126579025Dunno, that's kinda /b/read
>>126578922>>126579280I'm taking it off your mouth and slapping you on your cheeks, I want to see this little tears in the corners of your eyesOh boi, squeeze my ass, or daddy master would be displeased with this disobedient bae
>>126579346So I’m assuming you got a better Hitler story?
>>126579655Okay, I have to interrupt you right now.
>>126579655Oh, my eyes are full of tears, master, tears of joy, I beg you, master, give me your semen!
>>126579726Oh, no, no, no
>>126580790Oh, wait. I think maybe next time I’ll tell him how uninterested you are in my story.
>>126580842He doesn’t say Heil Hitler.
>>126580892It’s – proceed. Of course.
>>126580940So I say to Hitler I’ve actually been quite busy. Hitler laughs, and then says, you and me both; I mean he’s the fuehrer. He is so funny because it’s an understatement. I mean he is super busy. As Hitler, was taking his leave of me…
HelloMy name is Eroxin i like computer games, i am from the russian federacia and me 20th myself is. I works by teecher of russian langvich in the school of kids
>>126581469That’s ridiculous. The Americans are all dead, but if it keeps you from interrupting my awesome Hitler story I’ll prove it to you.
>>126580528Oh, you my littleStill holding dick all in your saliva out, I enjoy the way you look with all the tears and precum run your cheek, and then push it back to your waiting mouthOh, how much I love you moans
>>126581862I love the way your hard cock is pulsing inside my mouth, master, and your precum makes me want to feel your semen flowing down my throat even more.
>>126582483I'm closing my my eyes and ohh I'm-i'm just filling all of my precious boy with the cum, booyy, just suck me out as much as you need it
>>126582483>>126583062Insubordinate and churlish. Pity, this is the best part of the story. As Hitler was taking his leave of me he said, well, there’s no point in getting bread if you’re not going to get and at the same time Hitler said cheese, I said cheese and then Hitler and I both said jinx. Well, it was like two regular everyday peoples. You guys missed the first part, but this is all about Hitler.
>>126583062I will suck you dry my master, mmm, you cum feels so good in my belly.
>>126583577Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fell that too. I wonder if it’s ’cause they have, like–like, better rhythm, you know?
>>126583488We don't need your Hitler, because we have each other
>>126583755Exactly. Exactly. Because u know that u basically have no future.
>>126583577Oh my boi, are you hard down there too, do you need your master to touch you?
>>126583870I do feel like they treat their women with just, like, a little bit more compassion, though.
>>126583870I've been hard for the last hour, my master.
>>126584043Oh, please. Totally. Baby daddy? That’s a thing.
>>126584205It's funny that a famous gay journalist Milo Yiannopoulos calls Trump "Daddy".
>>126584043What a truly good boy wanna be my dog even?Sitting behind you and placing you in my lap, I'm wrapping my hand around your dick and stroking slightly. I also bite you ear a littleand ask if you want more
>>126583972Then, what if I tell you sucked woman's dick, huh, baby? That would be nice
>>126584471And now I wanna be your dogNow I wanna be your dogNow I wanna be your dogWell cmonThat feels precious, my master, but if even dare to ask, I want you inside of me while you do that.
>>126557041who cares ?
>>126585093Yeeah, exactly, really love this song but not as much as I love youMy boy, you all trembles in my hug. I put you on your knees and tilt your torso forward. What an ass as I slap you few times. I bet you enjoy it. At least because I do.Then, lean to you with my tongue touches your hole and one hand still stroking youHuh, honey?
>>126556528>>126556528fucking moron
>>126584599this isn’t an insult contest. Not only is your mother elderly but also her ability to walk is currently being affected by her weight.
>>126555845 (OP)let's kill all russiansreallyespecially "I'm Russian! Everyone must speak Russian!" onesfucking retards
>>126586412‘Scuse…‘scuse me?
>>126585710My little boy pussy just can't wait to let the cock of my master inside of it, I want to feel it feel it slowly spread my sphincter while it makes it's way through my tight ass, I can't wait any longer, the anticipation kills me!
>>126586412Домашку по ингешу то сделал?:)
>>126586730Still, everything you get for a fem minutes is my tongueYour masters tongueHot and wetI wanna hear my baby cry for me
>>126587013Lol, y'know, we're just too smart for that homework shit
>>126587034>few*
>>126587128Hell yeah, baby! He ain’t talking ‘bout Teri Garr.
>>126587034Oh, if you keep me waiting any longer master I will definitely burst into tears.
>>126587013yepit was called "how much Jack Daniels I can drink in one hour"and how about you?
>>126587161Hm, ive seen this post here before
>>126586498whaaaaat
>>126587235And I just try to push tongue deeper, and then lick skin around your holeMy boy, why are you so silent for you master?Maybe, I shouldn't put a finger inside you or something bigger and should just leave you the way you are?
>>126587474Listen to me. Okay, your mother needs to manage her weight or there can be some real problems.
>>126587653whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>126587690I’m the doctor - Mr. Lewis; I’m and it’s my job to make sure that your mother is getting the care that she needs. We are talking about the woman who took care of your whole life; the least you can do is take of her in her old age and take this seriously.
>>126587884now this one actually do make no sense
>>126587884or maybe i'm just drunkwhatever
>>126587541If you're talking about a buttplug, master, that feel free to do that. You obedient little whore will endure everything you want.
>>126587983No, really, doctor, I guess I was just joking around because I know her condition is really serious and I don’t know, I guess humor is the only way, I can really deal with it. I just know that she said so many times, she doesn’t want anything invasive done.
>>126588103doctor who?
>>126588200Doctor me
>>126588219wrong answer
>>126588008No, my boy, it will be me. Or you would prefer a simple toy rather than master?
>>126588249right answer
>>126588200Really, are u having Alchamer? That’s interesting because she did not mention that to me in our previous conversation. Of course it was difficult to hear her with my Dick in her mouth. Snap, Mr. Lewis. Oh, snap. Now, let’s talk about the procedure.
>>126588303nope
>>126588321yep
>>126588306whos mr. Lewis?
>>126588340why
>>126588379dunno, maybe because
>>126588359ME AND U KNOW WHAT ? Yo mama is so fat she need a latitude and longitude number to find her own Asshole.
>>126588418because what??
>>126588281Of course not, master, I did not want to offend you, I apologise. It's just you said you wanted to just leave my with something inside of me so I though of a buttplug. I would love it to be your cock.
>>126588512good one lol
>>126588516because nothing, sorry :(
>>126588661I didn't mean to offend you in any waysorry too
>>126588553Oh, see that’s cold though, that’s a cold one. Okay, okay, I see how it is. Yeah, yo mama so old in her history class they just wrote down what they were doing.
>>126588534Oh boy, what's going on inside your pretty head? Maybe, we have to sort out later? Or now?K, no more this words, master just pushes the head of his dick in beloved boy, wishing to hear his loud voice
>>126588864you can do better than this
>>126588789Wow, what a nice people I can meet here at that hour especially
>>126588947Oh. I get it. You don’t like my music ’cause i’m gay. You can’t handle a gay man’s music.
>>126588966I don't think that theres a lot of people like me hereOr maybe that's because i'm just having my fifth glass of whiskey
>>126589077> that theres a lot of people like me hereOh, i see. So my sexuality is weird. You just can’t fathom a man being attracted to another man.
>>126589046what's wrong about being gay?
>>126589141Oh, i see, i see. Okay. So listening to Barbra Streisand is gay. Stereotype much?
>>126589077Yeah, partly it could be whiskey Because no one usually deals with my kind stupid behavior, lol
>>126589139I can understand thisANDI totally accept this
>>126589235’cause i got it good last night. Oh, it was like, damn! I mean, my man was like, blop! Like, he had a baby arm holding on to a apple.
>>126555845 (OP)Прально, нехай пiздеть на кацапской мове.Пусть учат Велiкоукраiнску мову
>>126589183I don't know whos B. Straeieaeisaeiaend isheard that name a couple of times but don't know more
>>126589400Aw. I see. So you can’t handle hearing about how i’m gay. I’m sorry.
>>126589214can you tell more about that behavior?maybe it's not stupid
>>126589290die
>>126589562I meant only the stuff with>doctor who>doctor meand the followingBecause perhaps that's the top of my talk-skills
>>126589526OH NOof course I cantheres nothing wrong about being gayjust don't listen to stupid people telling you stupid things, and everything will be allright
>>126589526Tell me about how gay you are, maybe. My boy leaved this thread, as i can see :(
>>126589759oh man, doctor whodoctor fing whoI mean picrelated
>>126589990The thing is i know about picrelated
>>126589942Well, that’s what it looked like. And it’s not my boyfriend, by the way. And “anywhats,” you’re homophobic.
>>126589786Fine. There’s plenty of stuff that we can talk about. You know, uh, my penis cup, my scrotum cozies that i have been knitting recently– oh, with these knitting needles that i have just noticed look like little, skinny, purple penises, et cetera and et cetera.
>>126590078so I suppose that isn't your >>top of the talk-skills
>>126590150I don't know, nonnieI don't get all this things. And I don't surf /psy while drunk to try to understand that was only an unsuccessful example
>>126590135I don't know how this stuff actually works, sorryagain, I don't want to offend you, I accept all sides of love, and your choice is your choice and I appreciate itbut I can tell you about some whiskey-based drinks because I've got experience with those
>>126590103Oh god, did I offend you? I just tried to joke around a little through entire threadI'm actually not a homophobic, y'know
>>126590508Oh man, oh man, oh man! I tell you one thing: if nine-elevenst were to happen up on this here plane…psssht! Don’t worry. We got this.
>>126590497> but I can tell you about some whiskey-based drinks because I've got experience with thoseY’…you’re gonna…you’re gonna what?
>>126590270I don't know what surf (ok this one I can guess) or psy means, and I don't know why you should use those while drunk to understand (understand what btw?)and what's that thing you said about not getting all things right?
>>126590875Kay, you send this line to me the second timeI probably should finally find out what does it mean
>>126591030> find out what does it mean9/11?
>>126591084Lol, nope, the entire line and it's source
>>126591137 are you talking about black ice?
>>126590955Don't know how to say, but just>not getting all things rightWhenever it is irl or not and stuff
>>126591137He said, that if them terries is gonna try sumpin’ up in here today like the bounce, boogie, and bump…that we got this shit…on lahhck!
>>126590928Get a blender (bar-related one)Pour in that blender:25ml of whiskey25ml of rum25ml of tequila25ml of gin25ml of triple secAdd ice Shake the blenderPour contents into 400ml glassFill the rest of the glass with colaEnjoy
>>126591166EhmI know, that the shit roads in winter, then you I keep fall down, yea
>>126591328Yeah… I’m standing out here at historic Ramsey Hill, Where there are currently no cars on the street due to, uh… Hazardous driving conditions.
>>126591328It’s scary, tricky, ruthless stuff, that black ice. A perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice.
>>126591243Can I ask you a quick question?
>>126591635yes, of course
>>126591646I’ve just been noticing that every time I leave to go out the next time I open the computer the browser history has been cleared.
>>126591683what
>>126591746Yesterday, when I went for shopping for like 15 minutes, I used the computer before I went to the store, when I came back my history have abscond, the cache was cleared and the cookies have been reset.
>>126591793Nothing material is permanent in this world, y'know
>>126591877Be honest babe! It’s porn, right?
>>126591897whatwhy you asking me?)
>>126591793did you turn your pc off?or did you turn your browser off?or did your browser updated itself while you were absent?all these things can lead to a history loss
>>126591953It’s okay if you look at porn. I assumed you did any ways, I mean every guy does. I’m perfectly okay with that, as long as it’s not that weird stuff.
>>126591953>I just giving a philosophical idea, you should develop it yourself)
>>126591970Yeah! Expect when you update the software a little window pops up, and you click, okay and then it gets installed. So…?
>>126591997???Oh! All right, oh, I mean kinky is okay; I like kinky, as long as it’s not that sick twisted S&M stuff.
>>126591983Yea, it's okay, but doesn't bring me much joy or whatever actually :|
>>126592130Wow, okay, I’m not going to judge your journey. It’s is your fantasy – just as long as you are looking at women.
>>126592023so your browser updated itself (or maybe your OS updated itself and decided to restart) and you have custom history settings, which means every time you close (like completely exit) your browser, it deletes your history, cookies, passwords, etc.You can check this in your browser's privacy options
>>126592307Be honest babe! It’s porn, right?
Anyone here?
