ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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28 may - your`s exam22 may - not starting ready to examСука, лучше бы географию сдавал. За 4 года научился только переводить, я вообще не ебу что делать. Не хочу учителя подводить, хоть мне ничего не будет за это.
>>127419990 (OP)Слыш петушара, иди базарь на своём французком где нибудь возле параши.
>>127420400Дабл хуйни не скажет
yet another BUMP
Greetings.
>>127420670Hullo.
>>127420488Дабл хуйни не скажет
>>127421471Монипл хуйни не скажет
>>127421067Yahallo!Let me ask a question.What can I except from a man that told me he will bring a TEA? Literally a tea, I'm not even joking. Any suggestions?
Hello, guys. My cat's dead today. I'm so sad.
>>127421862Resurrect it then.
Rolled in.
>>127421652>that told me he would bring
>>127422015I want to hope it.
Hello everyone, i have english exams next week. Ask your answers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hOPejdoNYK
chto zdes' proisxodit?
>>127421652I think he meant a pack of tea. He's an illiterate faggot anyway.
4chan.orgВ загон, быдло
Sup, guys. I have a little problem with my english. I can read on it, and i can understand when somebody speak english, but i cant write english and speak it. How i can solve that problem? In my Myhosransk i dont have anybody to speak english.
>>127422203I'm not passing english exam, but i passing other exams like history, social scince, russian and math. It is difficult?
>>127422283http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZAQlR5sUkq
поссал говноедам на лицо
>>127422770>Anyone to talk in english withU'd better start with playing MMO's on EU or US servers, using voice chat.
>>127422827http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nlFupvbRe0
>>127422770But i am hikka anyway.
>>127422827i can`t hear you man
>>127423021>>127422933
>>127422933ty i think about it, but i dont have enought time for it
>>127422175Yeah, should fix these troubles with using wrong grammar time.>>127422377>I think he meant a pack of tea.I think the same way. Still, that's very strange for me to understand.
>>127422283http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nh9TGEfh41
>>127423021Struglle it then, lol. I was like you, but I've passed through it so u can too.>>127422989Is it ur voice?
>>127423152Britain to british.
заткнитесь плиз
>>127423251http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TgBR6zuBRe
уебаны неруские езжайте в свою америку пидарасы
>>127423388http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gBO2sIgq9Y
I offer to potrollit OP'a. Now write in Russian only. Kek.
>>127423384Still cant believe it. Read the following words:I've just scratched u letter. It says, that u've been gone for a while
>>127423512Why do u speak like u have 4 dicks in your mouth?...
>>127423388I going to ass your mum with my dick. It was like went to cow ass. Your mum like cow, haha
говно залупа пенис хер давалка хуй бледина...........а на англиском это будет fak fak fak fak fak fakвот видите англиский для быдла и хуесосов а руский богатый и РОДНОЙ ЗАТНИТЕСЬ УЖЕ
>>127423627http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NOVkeFA9ZV
>>127423794My applause! How old are u?
Хуею с петухов
>>127423943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pco91kroVgQim 17
>>127423792Why did you say, russian pig? I can't hear you.
>>127423943Too old for this shit I would like to give you the freedom of guessing.
>>127424011I guess something between 29-35
>>127423792you just got your face pissed on, mate.
>>127424006Pull dick out of your ears
>>127422770I for one have never had any problems with my English output skills so I can't give you any advice, sorry man. If I can read a text (getting all the nuances, not only the general meaning), I can write a similar text too.
>>127424095Tough luck, as I am only nineteen.
>>127424101это кто посмел сделать мой фейс пизд он сука
>>127423792Shit, forehead, penis, cock, slut, dick, whore... ROUND!
говнотред
два чая
>>127424221Го общаться на языке достоевскаго
>>127424230fakk your mather.
>>127422808The most difficult is history imho
>>127424318америкосы прихуели, Вам так не кажется?
>>127424262Two cups of tea these anons
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PkmJLrNXIm
СОСИТЕ ХУЙЙЙ
>>127424411Если я вашу глупость терпеть не готов, Если мне ваша наглость обрыдла, То скажу я - сосни пролетарских хуйцов, И замолкни, товарищ быдло.
Tupie pindosi dali pososat
америкосы гандоны
>>127419990 (OP)Mate, you should have give us some topic to discuss, not just make this English threada. It won't take off.
padli blyat cyka sosat'
>>127424528Truly, 'tis.-mimoBritanetz.
>>127424507Gosdolg to videli?
>>127424472I donno dat fancy words, though
>>127424375бля они пидоры бля а это вапще ракалы какие то пидорашки и малолетки
Word, my niggas! Check out a verse off of my new track Dis Shit Be Too Big For Ya:To all the niggas who don't know my name - you soon willThe mobb onto your black asses for realYou still live only 'cause you live stillYou live till I come and go at your teamWatch who you confrontin'Bitch you just frontin'Ran outta slugs - fuck it, I'ma shot 'chaWit' my finger motherfucker, see I gotcha!Recording my first album named We Be Da Leadahz. Check it out this winter!
>>127424604Псаки
>>127424647Нас масоны хотят поработить И злобных мужиков мечтают в геев превратить Щимят нас в парадных - водку в глотку заливают Весь подъезд обоссывают, портки калом наполняют
Мужик должен быть злым и ненависть излучать И ртом своим "очисти Русь" кричать От пятой колонны и масонов Гони до Вашингтона этих
>>127424727панда панда панда
МУДАЗВОНАВ
Glory for Ukraine!
>>127419990 (OP)op hyi, ego mama shluha, a otec chlenodevka
айв трайд соу хард
AMERICA SASAT!!! XDDDd)
энд гот соу фар XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
бат ин зе енд ит дазнт ивен мате))))))))))000000))))))000
So, why are you still talking in Russian here? Do you feel like your ass melting whatever you're sitting on because you're asked to speak English but you can't?
I wanted to learn English today. I even took my English exercise book. But I've just noticed, that I've been scrolling Dvach for 2 hours. Correct me, if I use wrong tenses. I'm newbie.
All Russians that don't speak english a retarded
kek lol mda pesat' lolki pendosi hahahh xDDDDDD
>>127425061>>127425066да а что
>>127419990 (OP)Roll
щас бы куна>мимогей
KorochI moved to UK 5 years agoAsk me otveti and I'll give u most legitimate answers Gogogo
>>127424170You're one lucky motherfucker, son.I can seamlessly read virtually any text that doesn't involve highly specialized vocab (e.g. scientific articles on natural sciences), but there's no way in hell I could produce anything even remotely similar. It seems like my passive vocabulary is huge, but I really struggle to put it to good use whenever I need to.
>>127424727Your verse is the shit, man. Way to go
>>127425066All Russians who speak english are traitors.
>>127424360It is the most diffucult to me too. How remember all this dates on history exam? I mean dates like first russian revolution 1905-1907s, februar revolution 1917 year and october revolution. It was for example.
>>127425201proof
>>127422933agreed
I like to suck big cock. What does you think about me?
>>127425282What kind of proof would u like?
Tomorrow I'll have my first day at my new job! Wish me good luck, please!
>>127425339
>>127425123If you don't speak English, then you're pretty much limited to yuor own culture. And you know that our culture is nothind to be proud of. It is a way to escape the harsh reality of living in a not-so-great place while still physically being here.
>>127425201If it's true, tell me how you've succeed to move abroad!?
>>127425366Good luck to you.
Чурки обоссаные сосити хуй пидеры!
fuck
>>127425346idkI thought that you write "the proof is behind your cheek".
>>127425256All those who think that speaking English makes you a traitor are Russians.
>>127425277Tell me about sizes penis, cocks your partners.
Дроп ми ака сорок семь
>>127425512Thanks a lot!
>>127425366Don't forget not to pick up the towel.
>>127425366>2016>be a wageslave
>>127425632Of cause! Good advice!
How translate to russian "Omg ficking first Dickson. I'm create superior supplied corporation Abuch. Nowhere community fukken saved CP, pony, little smile, address foggy, sex eggo, weft FCC."?
>>127425552PedoRussions
>>127425511TbhAll the credit and a very big thank you goes to my parents who send me to a private school in London Was kinda hard for the first few months, but then i just got used to itYeah, the only problem i have to this day is being unable to socialise with local English guys cuz their culture is so much different to Russian cultureTheh don't understand my humur ибо слишком правильные бл
>>127425638Tell me how not to be
>>127425427Let me put my two cents in it. English is not just another foreign language, it's the way of communication for all decent people. If you can't speak it, you're one level lower at once.
>>127425839Just don't.
The thread's going so fast, I even thought for a second that we were being wiped lol.
>>127425732You need to translate it from poo-in-the-loo speak to English first, chap.
>>127419990 (OP)Vali Ha 4chan, pidarok.
>>127425815You are so lucky! I wish I were you!
>>127425638Alternatives:1. To be homeless.2. To live with parents. No a permanent solution as people tend to die sooner or later.3. To find a rich tyan and live on her money. Next to impossible to pull off.4. Win a lottery. Good luck with that.5. Have very rich and generous parents. Has to be karmically deserved, I guess.
>>127425907What if I don't have a mamka to provide for me?
>>127425732>fickingIch habe deine Mutter gefickt!
>>127425907Without back thought?
>>127426045What's ur story?How do u know English so well?
>>127425815wow, I always thought they are gryaznie zhivotnie, and now u sei they're too pravilnie
Abu shataet Makabu?
>>127425863I beleive that people of similar levels of development tend to be congregated in same areas for karmic reasons. The like goes to the like. If you were a good person then you are born in good conditions. So, obviously ex-ussr countries are not exactly a heaven on Earth. So, if you want to cantact people from more fortunate countries and have access to their media, then English is a must.
>>127426184It's the other way aroundТакая вот печаль бедаBut not really since I actually enjoy being a weird person who spends all his time sitting на дваче и угарает над мемчиками
>>127426203Yes, a tiny bit. The captcha stopped working for me and I couldn't create this thread. So I had to ask some anon to create it for me, and he kindly agreed to help.
>>127426162Studied well at school and in university. But my parents were not so rich to send me somewhere abroad. My dream is to leave my country and move to london/Liverpool or manchester.
cen i hav pusi
What's is "Мамку твою ебал", "сосач", "говно"?
...And I can't even post with the OP signature, what a bummer
>>1274260706. Live in a forest, hunting and growing food.
OP is a faggot. Don't ask for proofs.
>>127426639Как будет по-английски "шалаш из полиэтилена"?
>>127426717Cause you don't have any
>>127425346Go to buckingham palace and fuck queen. Then write on her back "sup /b/" and today's date. For example.
>>127425815Do you find it hard to appear politically correct before your peers?I'm in Canada, almost ready to give up on having any kind of meaningful debate with the locals as they tend to find all kinds of -isms and -phobias in the smallest things. Just a few days ago some cuck guy lashed out at me because of perceived "misogyny" of my anecdotal experience with several women being unable to properly do parallel parking.
kotans, how i can learn english? what running learning? grammar?
English is easy because we don't have cases which we have to remember.
>>127426460lel, how old are you? Im 25, and do not enjoy my weirdness any more, because it hampers my career.
>>127426620Proofpic, plis.>>127426625"Сосач" = shit, "говно" = 2ch
>>127426853It has 12 tenses and articles instead.
Zaviduyu vsem, kto govorit na angel'skom. Sam znayu ego na urovne 4-5 klassa. Po-tihon'ku uchu. Rekvestiruyu godnih sposobov viuchit' angliyskiy.
>>127426853The turkroach doesn't belong in the pic, you know.
>>127426760"zamerz k huyam v lesu"
>>127421652>>127421652He's gonna teabag you on the first occasion.
>>127426604Well, how old are u now and where about do u live?You can look for a job in UK...Also, u aware that there are aprox 300k Russians living in London alone))
>>127426965>Rekvestiruyu godnih sposobov viuchit' angliyskiy.Don't waste tome at school
>>127426900gimme de pusi b0ss
Am I the only one who can't wait for all this university talk to end?
>>127426958All you have to use is present tense, future tense and imperfect and perfect past to get around, and articles are easy at least there aren't any genders.
>>127426965>Rekvestiruyu godnih sposobov viuchit' angliyskiy. Ya nachinal s memasov s 9gag, for example.
>>127427118Il n'y a pas de pusi.
Does it make you sad that even if you achieve perfection in English, you are still in this pile of shit with little to no possibility to ever have a pleasant and carefree life? I mean even if you do immigrate, then you'll have to work your ass off to just survive. The only way around is to have a special talent that would allow you to make lots of money with no effort. But that's as common as winning a lottery.
>>12742687623Still in uni so nobody cares)
>>127426965you must always practice it, because lunguage is thing that needs more practice.
>>127427170Better to chat about pussies/dicks etc?
>>127426639That is being a homeless. Just not a city homeless.
>>127427027These are Polacks, my friend.
why who can speak english write in aibs very worst and with mistakes? that be either native speakers?
>>127427170> Am I the only one who can't wait for all this university talk to end? > universitySpotted the Russian. It's referred to as "college", anon, even if you attend fricking Harvard.
>>127419990 (OP)Ur idea is great, dude. But why do you prohibit communists' language? And what'll happen if I say "bourgeoisie"?
>>127427022lol
>>127427404That's their slang, not mistakes.
Hi gays!
>>127427526Hi, faggot!
>>127427526Hi my sugary anonee-poo! How does your popka fare today?
>>127427258The "pile of shit" is the best place for you, because there is a pile of shit in your head. Get rid of it first of all.
>>127427299Thanks. So strange, lol.
>>127427497have my previous comment mistakes?
>>127427258This guy is Russian. Ignore him. He's irrelevant.
how i can learn english? give me good advices.
>>127427214I don't like memes. Pravil'no napisal?
>>127426812No, not reallyNobody sees me as a Russian anymore since i don't have an accent and not many know my true nationality Also, i recommend to avoid any kind of banter which in any way links to Russia or our way of making jokes
>>127427173>present tense, future tense and imperfect and perfect pastUsing only these and ignoring all the others, you will come off as an illiterate dumbfuck.>and articles are easyIt should be "the articles." Not so easy, yeah.It's not all about the grammar anyway. It's also a different way of thinking. If you just replace Russian words with the English ones even following all the grammar rules, you'll produce what we refer to as Runglish.
Americanbro here.What does "cyka blyat" mean and why isn't it considered a meme?
>>127427746Create english thread on 2ch every evening
>>127427285I'm green, wish I had an oportunity to finish my (I was too dolboyob to study and played a lot of dota instead, then had to look for a job to survive).
>>127427669Yes. Even post I answer contains mistakes.>Does my previous post have mistakes?>Why people who can speak english write in aibs very bad and with a lot of mistakes? Can native speakers speak this way?
>>127427258You are useful where you were born.
>>127427862http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IrWtZLoyI5
>>127427862Is it a meme? Lol.
>>127427927>played a lot of dota You are lost for society
>>127427862its idioma. it means bitch whore(but uses like fuck in english)
>>127427669Yes. They are barely comprehesible. I can't point to any specific mistakes — there're too many of them.>>127427656You have to face reality. Here we have small salaries, unfriendly people, generally ugly cities and mediocre overall level of life. Yes, it's much better then something like Africa, but it's a looong way from most 1st world countries.
>>127427862Give some proofs or GTFO. That's the saint rule of 2ch.>>127427746Oh, gosh, why are you still asking. Play some MMOs with voice chat on EU servers e.g.
>>127428042Why?
>>127427948you shamed me, but i thankful
>>127427960It's is true that even in North Korea you are being useful to that megalomaniac dictator, but that doesn't make your life easier.
>>127427788Ugu. If you don't like memes, try anything else that interests you, and do it in english. I started googling in english about 3 or 4 years ago, almost everything I read is in english. I listened a lot of english watching youtube videos, it helped a lot too.
>>127427960"гдие радилсйа там и пригадилсйа"I correсt translate it on russian lunguage?
>>127427430It should be "Russian spotted." Referred behind your cheek by the way, check.
>>127428196Cos the actual community of this game is terrible as hell.Also, there's no real reason to play after ~6.85 or somewhat was after TI3. TI3 meta was the best meta. Ehh, good times.
>>127428315Where born, there and useful!
>>127428315Yes. Congrats on that. Now you are officialy a pro!
>>127427794My issues don't exactly stem from me being Russian. It's more about having acceptable and unacceptable opinions in the West, especially those that go aganist the "progressive" narrative. More often than not I find myself carefully maneuvering in a conversation on "sensitive" issues such as the recent acts of Islamic terrorism instead of expressing my actual albeit controversial opinion.
>>127428244>you shamed on me, but I'm still thankfulThat is what your post should look like I believe.Practicing is useful.
>>127427862nice b8, m8. I r8 ur b8 8 out of 8.
>>127428042I know, but I don't care. I turned lost for society the next second I came out of my mom.
>>127428390You just got busted, Ivan.
>>127428329You cheeky cunt.
>>127428615I was kidding though.
>>127428315>где родилсjа те jе пригодилсjа.So Srbian.
>>127428586You took a wrong exit, dude.
>>127428562gr8 memejk fuk u
>>127428732LOL, now that's what I call a real humour.
>>127427948I think it should be like this instead:>Why do people who speak English write on aibs very poorly and make a lot of mistakes? Do native speakers talk this way?
>>127427969Are you Rasputin incarnate? Your accent is spot on and you should try voice acting for video games or something.
>>127428245I like Korean music. Their girls are so hot and sexy and music is so melodic and romantic. I couldn't imagine a better place than North Korea, only Russia may be.
>>127428702He said "though"!
>>127428795Yeah, that's better.Forgot to fix "in".Thanks.
sap dvach mur mur mur mur
>>127428838So what, though?
>>127428361Only russian community is terrible. EU players are friendly and polite (not all of them of course). >Also, there's no real reason to play after ~6.85Why? The game didn't really change, it's still playable. Pepople play it for fun, 'cause they like it.And all those changes of some items and heroes are not that important.
>>127428907I am a lampy cunt
Anybody heard Radiohead's new album? What do you think about it?
>>127429020A tube tyan
>>127428283Okey. Thank you. I do it.
>>127428837You have a rather peculiar taste, sir.
>>127429020sap dvach mur mur mur murya lampovya tyan
>>127428837Kim Chen In, is it you?
>>127428923>2016>still not getting itIvan, pleeeeez
How to quick fix my english skill?
>>127429140Yes, it is me! Bow to me or prepare your matryoshka!
>>127429070I think that Thom Yorke pisku derk
>>127428837>I couldn't imagine a better place than North Korea, only Russia may be.You actually fucked up.>>127428838That'snot a problem, though.>>127428980>Only russian community is terrible.You're not right at this point.>The game didn't really change, it's still playable.No, it's not playable. Where's the farm'n'fight strategies? Where're Alchemist and Weaver? Where're these incredible split-pushing strategies, Dream Coil for 1 million dollars? Do you enjoy LOL? I do not. But DOTA now is more LOL then DOTA. Farm is not important, only heroes with spamming abilities are important. Fuck it.
>>127429140That's as far from the actual English spelling of fatty's name as you can possibly get.
>>127429201Something like.. 1-2 years to speak in english from mah heart
>>127428805Unfortunatly, no one here would hire me as voice actor. No one did by now - come to think of it, no one ever even mentioned such possibility. I will die alone, poor and forgotten. Or, to my ultimate demise, unknown in the first place.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gj2tT3UlO8
>>127429201Kill youself. Problem solved.Next!
>>127429084I'm gonna tell you just one phrase that will change your life: you're a faggot. I fucked your mother in the mouth, and she liked it.
>>127429306>pisku derkWhere did this come from, by the way?
>>127429390Nope. Its not a way
>>127429201Practice makes perfect. As trite as it sounds.My English wasn't too great until I started playing jrpgs in English. Although I had yo look up every second word at first, it gradually became better. It's been about 5 years already and I still play them on a regular basis.
>>127428771To me is not a real humor, it's like from 00's papers like KoMoK.
>>127420400>>127420488комбо
>>127429390Pyrocynical, pls.>>127429558But that was a nice joke IMO.
hi to all in this chat
>>127429711Greetings, traveller.
>>127429420What a rude ukrainian schoolboy!
Hello. How are you?London is the capital of Grate Breton.My name in Anton.
>>127429711I jsut threw towel in font of you. Your actions?
>>127429371Well, if it makes you feel any better, I masturbated to your voice.You'll always have a special place on my fapsock :^)
>>127429711Night, m'lord. How farest thou?
>>127429787Anton is a condom
>>127429787Are you active or passive? Or maybe uni? No need to be shy!
>>127429823Good. At least I did something blowingly good.
>>127429492I read alot of forum posts in english, and I can understand 90% of words, but I can translate from russian to english. only word by word without a gramma and logic.
>>127429816Wiping my feet and stepping forward.
>>127423282Ashes to ashes
>>127429913>>127429890My English in not good. Do you speak Russion?
>>127429970Pratice makes perfect, as it was said before.If you're only reading on English, but don't really write or speak, then you're most likely be fucked up in grammar.
>>127429785You didn't get the reference https://vk.com/video9475833_170044421
>>127429970>but I can`tfixed
>>127425066Нахуя он нужон ваш петушиный язык?
>>127429371Could you do me a huge favor besides giving me something to fap to? Could you say "Mister Poop, you are always going to be my waifu"? I don't have any rubles to spare, but it would mean a lot if you helped a stranger on the internet out. Thanks, man.
>>127430213For developing comradeship in progress with other countries.
It's for a pet peeve! Every man of sense itt must say to op that he is dick
>>127430213GTFO. The only cock language is the one you're speaking.
>>127429970Well you obviously don't go there when you've just started learning. I suggest that you first memorize basic grammar. Then you'll reach a point when to understand a text you'll only need to translate the words.If you want to succeed, combine that with entertainment like I did with games.
>>127430320Не нужно все это.
>>127430358Соси писос, пендос.
>>127430393Togda ladno. No ty kakoj-to konsevator likhoj.
>>127430124Im shy to make a first step. Right now iam red like a tomat. ><
>>127429970Now you did it. What's your point, dude
>>127430280Okay.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bGelCePEmf
>>127430442That manyamiroque. Do you even know I'm not european, you retarded bag of trash?>>127430473It's an internet with anons, why the fuck you will scare to make a first step?
>>127429328>You're not right at this pointWell, i play only with my friends, they're good and polite people. (So not all russians are stupid and rude) The enemy team never type in chat messages like "fuck ur mom" or some like that, they're really friendly and funny. May be you just played on 1-3k mmr? People on 3k are very stupid and no matter where are they from.>Dream Coil for 1 million dollarsBut there's still echo slam on (don't remember how much) million dollars.
>>127430753>So not all russians are stupid and rudeThere's no point to think with such absolutism that all Russians are rude. But still, DOTA2 community is retarded as hell.>People on 3k are very stupid and no matter where are they from.I've recognized it already, thanks.>But there's still echo slam on (don't remember how much) million dollars.That's not even comparable with TI3 grand final. TI3 was the best TI ever and nothing can change in the future.
DAILY REMINDER!ANY LANGUAGE IS JUST A TOOL. DON'T LEARN LANGUAGES TO PERFECTION, JUST USE THEM.THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG WAY OF SAYING SOMETHING THERE ARE JUST LESS OR MORE POPULAR WAYS.
Am I the only one who can't wait for all this online gaming talk to end?
>>127430704Thank you so much. You probably just got me laid.Would you mind saying another phrase for me? Just this last one, I swear.Please say "she suck me" and maybe sprinke some "cheeki breeki" in there.I'll be forever grateful <3
SUKA BLYAT
>>127422989I said it first.>>127431220
>>127431220I second it
>>127431220Excuses of an Ivan who failed to get fluent in English.
I don't got no dynamics, what's that vocaroo guy talking about?
am I late? Is everybody left thread?
>>127431300>*SykaBiatch
>>127431492>dynamicsspeakersfastfix
>>127431379Define what's fluent, faggot>pro tip: you can't
>>127431220the truth has been spoken
>>127431293http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mc5GowFEub
>>127431571Being able to write a sentence or two without fucking up
>>127431492>I don't got no dynamicsc'mon...
>>127431621>serbski dobrovoltsi
>>127431621this is fucking gold. I'll never forget you, Ivan <3
>>127431697He could. What's your point, dude?
>>127431740I have rectified this minor oversight of mine: >>127431567
>>127431752http://vocaroo.com/i/s09YjSWgWAj2>>127431856Thank you, gospodar
>>127431874Wow, really. Still, speaking like a Tajik is not fine whatsoever.
>>127431621You want me to say anything in American accent in return or is that just gay?btw i cant read Russian moonrunes, so if you want me to say something, just make it something i'll be able to read.
>>127431379Ivan who spent years learning english, but it didn't help him to get out of his muhosransk feels buthurt. nice.
>>127431895That's not it. What freaked me out is the "don't got no" bit.
>>127431108Ok, you won.
>>127432119Others may think he is from Pakistan.Who fuckin cares, dude
>>127432227That was an easy one.
You! Yes, you. Get whipped!
>>127432448You won the battle, not the war. Do not relax.
>>127432178http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mulY2vTut1
>>127432633Well, I do not see a place where the next battle wiil begin.
>>127431937>sonce svobody s neba nam svechE
>>127432448Oh, and btw, playing w/ eu players may improve ur english.lojka meda v bochke dyogtya. Yep, my english sucks, it's one of the reasons i play dota
>>127432178The daily reminder that murricunts are retarded as fuck.
>>127432834http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MrQcj6AVFh
Поссал вам в чай
>>127432804We can talk about cs go and games like that.
>>127433099thanks for that!
>>127433007>playing w/ eu players may improve ur englishDid you think I've been practicing English a lot anywhere outside of MMOs? LOL, no. I've got around half of my language knowledge from internet.
>>127433124CS:GO is better cos Gaben and co. can't destroy it. Still, the community is not the best one.
Hai thar, guyz! I'm about to fuck a goat. What are teh pitfalls?
>>127433305cuntbenisfaggotur momThat's more than a half of what you need to be regarded a god-tier English speaker in MMO's.
>>127433586You can get a disease if you won't use a condom.
>>127433586None.Go for it, dude.Post proof on 2ch.
>>127433720I'd be more worried about the goat, though.
>>127433835Well, there's no point to worry about goat unless you're going to fuck it regularly.
>>127433715You forgot "cyka blyat"Those bitches are afraid of Russians.
>>127433835Dat though again...Stop it! For the sake of Lawrd!
>>127433822Enjoy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKrXynrGsbY
>>127433715Why do I need to tell my teammates they are scumbags? I'd better to talk with someone who can think instead of blaming.
>>127419990 (OP)привет
>>127434262privet!
>>127434333русские есть?
>>127434251>being that new
>>127434251i.e. talk w/ nobody
>>127434377Nope
>>127434377What the fuck is wrong with your charset? Are you a muslim? Please go blow up somewhere else, faggot.
>>127434377Nay. The closest creature to Russians ITT is my dog
>>127434572Your dog can't possibly be THAT bad.
>>127434552allahu akbar
>>127434640Ми смо войска Аллахова...
>>127434627Yes, I should've said "least far from" instead of "closest to"
>>127434640Indeed. BTW, the ISIS thread is around the corner. Move along now, nothing to see here.
>>127434501lol. Sometimes good things happen, though.
Dummen angelsächsischen Ich hasse dich
>>127433403Yep, they can. They already fucked up the physics in this game (it already wasn't good, but they did it even worst). Then they add that shitty revolver. They destroying it bit by bit. It's just a question of time. Gaben wants only money, he doesn't care about people, everybody knows that.
>>127434773i cant find isis thread
>>127434972Aufwiedersehen, Scheiße!
I wonder why everytime I try to say something I forget half of my vocabulary. I tried to write little stories and shit, but it didn't help me at all. However, when I read something, I can easily tell the meaning of the word which I couldn't remember just a moment ago. It's kind of pissing me off.
>>127434906Sometimes
>>127435052Why don't you create one?And then blow it up.
>>127434972Ein Spielswurgenpatz durch worgen auf Diemsollt?
>>127435065Ich liebe Würstchen und hängen mit Freunden!
>>127435037Well, the revolver is the only big problem. All 64 tick's problems were easily fixed with FaceIT and ESEA.
>>127435189Ich verstehe dich nicht, Kugelschreiber.
>>127435176cuz im scared tovarish major
>>127435300Sehr gut, Voldemar!
>>127435105Your passive vocabulary is always larger than your active vocabulary, so struggling to remember a word you've heard before is fine.
I had this friend once, who was a real peace duke. So, I beat the crap out of him.
>>127435580Cool story bro
>>127435383Und ich liebe die Mädchen und Schlaf!
>>127435340Kroffenspitte des Wolvengahen mirch!
>>127419990 (OP)London is the capital of great britan
>>127435301Not everyone wants to play on faceit or esea.
Май диэр фрэнц, лэц ми спик фром май хат. Ай лайк ынглишь вэри мач. Ху ис он дьюти тудэй? Ландан из зэ кэпитал оф грейт бритн. Сэнк ю, сэнк ю.
>>127419990 (OP)>2. You DO NOT write anything in RussianПидорская мразь запрещает мне что-то, охуеть.
Долбоёбы не знают про форчан и понтуются английским уровня б, не зная русского.Ну что за дауны.
>>127436026>>127436071POOKAN HAS BEEN BOMBED!TERRORISTS WIN.
>>127436071Feeling inferior to the English-speaking lords? Cool your ass down, dude.
>>127419990 (OP)>"thoughWhat that means?
>>127436141>POOKAN HAS BEEN BOMBED!И они хвастаются вот этим уровнем инглиша? Stfo motherfucker.
>>127436305desu, lol
>>127436314Kiss my ass, you stupid shit eating bitch. Your POOKAN was bombed and that just warms my heart.
КАЖДЫЙ ЖИТЕЛЬ КОЛОНИИ ДОЛЖЕН ЗНАТЬ ЯЗЫК СВОИХ ХОЗЯЕВ
>>127436367Ooow
>>127436499>Kiss my ass, you stupid shit eating bitch. >ass, you>ass, you>bitch. YourЯсн...
>>127436562So why you don't know it?
>>127436659He's too dumb to be considered a citizen.
Hello, guys. I'm learn English. I very bad speak English. I sit here, OK?
>>127436754Goodbye.
>>127436754NO.
>>127436754>Hello, guys>I sit here>I very bad speak English>I'm+15
>>127436754Don't be a pee door.
>>127436754You're not allowed here. This thread for native speakers.
Knock Knock
>>127437051You nailed it, bro.
>>127437447Who's there?
>>127437051>You're not allowed here.>native> here>native
>>127437484Oh, don't be such a jelly, dear unwashed villager from a third world country)))
>>127437476Anus
>>127433085>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MrQcj6AVFhThis is... beautiful...
>>127437722Anus who?
OP, are you here?
>>127437812Anus CEEEENAAAAATURURURURURURURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>127437812Anus zapickanus
What is your favorite anus?
>>127437942Penis of course
>>127437855You're a real asshole.
>>127437697Сказал пидорок, который живёт в 20-метров от пидораса, с которым каждый день здоровается за руку.>))) >))) >))) >))) >))) >))) Съеби с этой борды, школьник.
>>127437942Russia
Suck my member
>>127438083member of KPSS?
>>127419990 (OP)Fucking you stupid pidorahens which impose to learning english
>>127419990 (OP)>You do not write anything in RussianМай иинглиш из велл?
I know you love to stroke my cock into your mouth
>>127438046Ahaha, your ass is on fire again))))))))))))))))
>>127438163Вай а ю соу бэд пёрсон?
Yo nigga dvach is loh
Hay gayz. Reit may inglish plz. I studi 10 years
>>127438323I'm not badYour inglish is bed.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
>>127438386Ай синк ёр иинглиш ис гут бат ю шут тич ит сам мор тайм
>>127438610>синк -ин?
>>127438386nigga/10
>>127438386This tops all I've ever seen. Your English is fucking brilliant, man.
>>127438575Оу, ю лайк зис муви ту?
>>127438610>ю шут тич>шут тич>тичDude!
>>127438247>on fire again>nativeburnЕбаные школьники, кек.
>>127438765Nah, but the songs are real good and catchy.
>>127438575I want your lush lips gently touch my gummy dick
>>127438575Вай евереван ин зэ ворлд вонт ту сзик Инглиш инсэт оф рашн. Ви хэв ту чэнч ин. Ват шуд ви ду ту мэйк пипыл лерн рашн?
>>127438827
>>127438386When I saw this, I realized there's a limit to perfection...My life was meaningless until now. Pure beauty.
>>127439029Вхупс. Ит хэв носинг ту ду виз сноумен. Дат ваз ан аксидент.
>>127438950You can't always get what you want. Just play with your anus instead.
Ребят, переведите пожаоуйста на английский : "ах ты педрила, я тебе бабло скинул, а ты меня наебать на марку решил, сука, я найду тебя и заставлю расплатиться за грехи"
>>127439171fuck with me
>>127439164>носингДу ю ноу зе мининг?
>>127439214I was raped by a twelve year old paralysed girl and now shit falls from my colon every time I open my mouth.
>>127439367Кекнул с пидора.
>>127439330Ай ду нот
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4M-vE3-BM
>>127439506Уай а ю соу мисребл?
Guys, isn't it hilarious? >>127439585
>>127439367Я тебе сочувствую, ты мою фразу перевести можешь?
>>127439214You fucking prick, I gave you the money and you tried to stiff me you bitch I'm gonna find you and have you pay for your sins!
>>127439920Спасибо!
>>127439713Тому шо пидоры не нужны. #Трапынепидоры
>>127439585>gang bang theoryShit eater.
guys, what do am i suppose to do if my english is terrible
>>127439214>наебать на маркуWhat's the meaning of this?
>>127440254Ты можешь пососать хуй.
>>127440362thanks, appreciate your support
>>127440339do out of a stamp (a LSD one)
>>127440254barrel roll
>>127440339Looks like someone ain't getting his LSD.
>>127440480Нет, серьёзно, если тебе английский нужен для фочана и прочей параши, а не разговорный, то смело иди нахуй, как бы ты там не писал, всем будет поебать, пости смешные картиначки и читай пасту.
>>127440559>>127440586Don't you guys use the anchor words like Putin, explosion, terrorism, child porn, LSD...
>>127440339Эээ... я филателист и покупаю марки зашраницей
>>127440792Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
>>127440792BITCH OUT OF THE LAW
>>127440788> anchor wordsYou mean, like, SEO anchor words?
>>127440891Да ладно, чего ты.>>127440903Марки покупать нигде не запрещено, о чем ты?
My nigga buddy was so good that he once stole a bike while stealing another bike.
>>127419990 (OP)Suck my big русский bolt, little peace of fuckin' english shit.And SAGE to you, muzzafucker, and to your fuckin' muzza.
>>127440723да не в том суть, я как бы достаточно неплохо понимаю английский. в том числе и разговорныйно у самого проблемы с этим
>>127441241Looks like a third-world sucker is butthurt, lol.
>>127441354Мань, тебе чё надо-то, заебал.
>>127441413>is butthurt> is butthurt>lol>lol>lol
Drown not.
Where's everybody gone?
>>127426958Russian has way more than 3 tenses as well, and articles are easy to comprehend.
>>127442810В твой анус, моя царская сажа опускает тред в самые низы.
>>127442925>articles are easy to comprehendI disagree. It's not all about "a/an for 'any' and the for 'this/that'"By the way, you should of said "THE articles"
бумп, тхоугх
>>127444444
bvmp
Thread's dead, baby. Thread's dead.
Хуйня тред. Ничего не понятно
>>127446236That's because you're a retard.
>>127446757Ой да да илитка отсаси
Ребят, помогите перевести"Ну чего ты молчишь, мудила? Где доказательства отсылки марки, уёбок? Я найду тебя и вырежу твои внутренности, тупой ты кусок говна."
>>127450313Why you so silenced? Where are the proofs of sending the post mark? I would find you and cut your intescticles.
