The night is coming, the schoolboys are in bed. It's high time for the glorious English thread!
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dafuq man, it's only 6pm
>>128189775 (OP)Hi. I'm gonna take my English exam in June and I'm worried about it. By the way, the night isn't coming now.
It's five hours afternoon.Why are your schoolboys in bed?
>>128189959Timezones, motherfucker, you heard of them?
Бляди пиндоские ! На великом руском языке говорите! Еюал рот Обамы и американских
ПИНДОСЫ!ОБАМКА ОБЕЗЬЯНКА!ПРОДАЛИСЬ ЗА БАБАЛО ААААПА?ТРИСЕТИ ВИСЬ!Я НА ДУНБАССИ ВАИВАЛ ЗА РУСЬ!
>>128190055It's 21:44 where I live. They're watching Good Night Babies, brush their teeth and go to sleep.
>>128190117>>128190223
>>128189959fuck you zamkadysh :)
>The night is coming, the schoolboys are in bed>It's high time for the glorious English threadNice rhyme tho.
>>128190099 --> >>128190298
Where's Da Rules? The thread's not legitimate.
>>128189961Everybody ignores me today:(
>>128190379Stay classy.
>>128190379>'s>rulesWake up Ivan, you obosralsya.
>>128190502I gonna take English exam too, broIt's a fucking 20 cards with 3 questions Good luck, brah
>>128190560>In colloquial speech, 's can be used as a contraction for "are":>Where's the keys? = Where are the keys?>Where is the keys? - incorrect
>>128190834Source?
>>128191014My head. I was too lazy to google the rule and so wrote it as I remembered it.
>>128191014Google it ffs.
>>128191014It's basic school grammar u fool
>>128191598We got nothing to share with.Trade's closed already.
>>128191771We need to keep the thread up on the zero page to bring more anons in. Then a discussion will start by itself.
>>128190742Woah. I will take a state exam, dunno if it's harder than yours.
>>128192293Look at his grammar, he won't even pass a school exam.
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Reporting in.
>>128194087It still doesn't mean you're actually C2.
>>128194349I know, but I am at least B2. Dunno if there is a legit online test that can accurately measure the level and is also free.
>>128194561Only TOEFL/IELTS. I get 50/50 on those tests too but can't speak and understand spoken English at all. I can only read and more or less write
>>128194946Eh, figured as much.Too bad those certificates only last for a couple of years.I can understand about 70-80% of spoken american english, except for the times when the people who are speaking have strong accents.
bvmp
I'm getting bored.
>>128189775 (OP)Ouyeah, waited for this thread for a couple of weeks. Dvachers, where can i improve my english skill?
hei b0ss cen i habe de pusi pliz
>>128189775 (OP)It is so bad feeling to be witout teeanochka :3
>>128196207Of course. Im native speaker from 4chan. Sitting here to theach your english. Ask me your questions, good sir.
>>128196207I create them every friggin' day.
>>128196324JEEEEEZZ HOW WANT A TYANOCHKA
>>128194087ne pizdi, manya
>>128196324Tyans aren't needed.I'm a voluntary virgin, whenever a bitch tries to pop my cherry I tell her to fuck off.
>>128196871>Tyans aren't needed.What's the proper way to say this in English?
>>128196500So, i have an interview tomorrow (applying for a job), and i want to ask you some advices. How to pass it? I'm really weak in speaking and cant build sentences from my thoughts quickly in da head.
>>128196960The part of interview of course in English, i forgot to say.
>>128196932Them bitches, they's nuttin'.Bitches ain't shit.Tons of ways to convey the meaning, but still there's no set expression.
>>128197092Good sir, help me pls
>>128196960First stop asking for advices because the noun advice is uncountable.
>>128197256Ok i got it, what else?
>>128196960It's easy. Just be yourself and pass this interview. Without back thoughts, if you understand me.
>>128196836I am not bullshitting.
>>128197410You see? I dont have enough practice.
>>128196500If you're a native speaker, how come you're making so many mistakes? Only to make things worse for you, they're all typical of a Russian Ivan.
>>128197429oh man. if it would be so easy as you say..
>>128197556shut the fuck upthat good sir helps me pass interview without back thought
>>128197592>if it wouldlol
>>128197814YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY WHEN YOU FUCK STRANGER IN THE ASS
>>128198005THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY
Where's the talk-dirty-to-me faggot? I'm worrying.
>>128198059Who's that?
>>128198005>WHEN YOU FUCK STRANGERlol
>>128198118He shows up in every other thread and asks to talk dirty to him.
>>128198241Why is he doing that? Is he crazy or something like that?
>>128198436Yes, he's pretty weird.
>>128198059>I'm worryingI'm worried, stupid mofo.
>>128198628Im weird too, do you wanna be my friend?
>>128199143Now i'm cryied.
>>128199262WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE I DONT BELONG HERE
>>128199495Is it from Radiohead song? I'm not sure.
>>128199495Most overrated song off their discography.
>>128199143Both are fine, you smartass.
>>128199696Yeah, it's from Karma Police.
>>128199696Yep, that's right. >>128199732I don't know any songs else of they
>>128199732>>128199765Perish, lousy sloppy fool. I didn't mean it, sorry please
>>128200090And i've replied to the wrong person. It should be ashamed of myself.
>>128199457No. U R bitchin' right now. Worry is not the verb in this case, worried is the adjective. It's the "noun+auxiliarry verb+adjective" construction used for the feelings like "I'm ashamed, confused, worried etc."By using Present Progressive here you prove that you're Russian. Clear?
>>128200411* I should be ashamed.
>>128200429I'm another person, just replied for fun, but thanks for grammar explaining.
>>128199457Oh Oh Oh OhI'm called Mr. WombatOh Oh Oh OhPissed all the dayOh Oh Oh OhKey from my WombatOh Oh Oh OhHe stood in my way
>>128199765No.
>>128200800You are under arrest!
>>128200994Zoe ka mo wa I've been sleepin' all dayTook a lot of drugs, watch the tide roll out
>>128201137>Zoe ka mo wa I've been sleepin' all day>Took a lot of drugs, watch the tide roll outThat's seems like reasonable spending of time.
>>128201517Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner aka Sting thinks so!
>>128201517That seems, but not "that's seems".I've became kinda bore here, haven't I?
>>128200429Fuck, you could've just googled it instead of making an idiot of youselfhttp://forum.wordreference.com/threads/i-am-worrying-worried.3076437/http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/95450/grammaticality-of-i-am-worrying-and-how-it-compares-to-i-am-worried-and-i-w"worried" is a bit more common but it doesn't mean a thing.
>>128202139Thanks for fixing. I really appreciate this.
>>128202346"I'm worrying" resembles more to the word-by-word translation from Russian or any other language, so you'd better use "I'm worried" instead.I prefer searching in the books of renowned grammaticans like Swan or Greenbaum, not only googling it. And I will do so, I promice.
>>128192629What do you disagree with?
>>128204373"I going"no article before "exam""a 20 cards"
>>128204552Uh, where do you see these mistakes exactly? I can't see anything like "i going" in my messages.
>>128204552Oh, my fault. I'm the guy who will take a school exam and I thought you were talking about me and my messages, but you meant another person, nevermind
>>128202346Check this also:https://english.lingolia.com/en/1667Verbs that express emotions are not generally used in the Present Progressive.
>>128189775 (OP)> The night is coming> 7:23 pmAre you okay?
>>128210208It's 0:28 at my place. What's your problem?
Хлопцi, а що ви тут робите?
Who let the pig in?
>>128211204Who let the dogs out
Bump
Seems like all the english-speaking "socioblyady's" are hangin out somewhere.
Why's the thread so dead? I've been bumping it for three fucking hours.
>>128212402I told you why>>128212361
Good evening, I`ve came.So...How are u?
This is the last time I'm bumping this shit. Fuck it.
>>128213035Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong imageboard, the gay 4chan's two sites down.
>>128213221Oh, yes. This imageboard isn`t for gays, but for faggots.
>>128213645shut the fuck up or else
>>128213839or wut, nigga?
>>128214121Or your butt's gonna be kicked
>>128213221Fuck you.
>>128214398FUCK YOU english boy
Such a good thread/
>>128214448Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring?
>>128214866I'll kick your ass!
London is the capital of Great Britain.
>>128189775 (OP)bump
>>128216344Nice to know I'm not alone here.
>>128216471Let's fuck?
>>128216621Are you male or female?
>>128216471But how fill the loneliness in ur soul?
>>128216732Dog
>>128216906What a coincidence! My best partner`s sex!
>>128216848Loneliness is fine for me. I can't stand people at all, when there's someone around I always feel scared and ashamed.
>>128189775 (OP)Is here anyone who watch Kripparian? Can you explain what he says at the start of every video? Hey guys, how 's goin' "..."
>>128217110Nice
>>128217191Hey guys, how's it going, Kripparian here.Привет всем, как дела, с вами Криппариан.
>>128217466My deepest thanks! Let's play some faceshaman decks together? :3
>>128217756I don't know what is "faceshaman decks"I didn't know about Kripparian before
