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>>130391272 (OP)
Репортнул за пропаганду гомосексуализма.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT-4wkEVpLg

Fak yr mum pindos eboochii

London is capital of Great Britain and this very bad for country and future republic

Whatcha doin', bitches?

I've been waiting for this thread for two years.
Where you been OP? I haven't seen an English thread for like two weeks.
did I use them tenses correctly?

>>130391598
Drinking vodka with my tame bear Dmitriy. And you?

>>130391656
Lying in a bed.

So I took prescripted drugs, went to an interview...
I was told ther that my english is quite good, and now I have two tests for to diffrent jobs.

P.s. Writing is still terreble

>>130391846
>I was told ther that my english is quite good
They lied to you.

>>130391610
>them tenses
My nigga!

>>130391918
We was talking aboot this in tread before. I'm speaking much better then writing in any language7

>>130391272 (OP)
Here we go again boyyyyyyyyys! Talk dirty to me! Gimme some sweet sexy filth!

>>130392570
Damn, this is getting creepy. You've been showing up in these threads for months.
Don't you still get that nobody's gonna talk dirty to you?

>>130392275
With such poor writing skills, how can you speak any better than a 4 year old kid with Down syndrome?

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>>130392887
> Don't you still get that nobody's gonna talk dirty to you?
Wrong. People have been talking dirty to me in these threads. Multiple times I might add. One time I even had a rather long and productive dirty talk here with some sweet sweet guy I almost fell in love with.

Cтродайте пидоры

>>130393082
Okay. That's weird enough because I take part in next to every English thread and have never seen anyone talk dirty to you.

>>130393323
Well, you aren't very observant then.

WHY. IS. NO. ONE. POSTING. AGAIN.

>>130393531
It's because of your mongoloid fucking face.

At this point, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to treat you. Do I have to kill or bury you alive right here? I don't know. What should I do with you? Can you just shut the fuck up? Can you? Do you realize that you're giving me shit? You're driving me wild. Not the water. Not having to sit here, but you!

TRANSLATION CHALLEGE

1. Quote a random post
2. Try your hardest to translate it
3. Get pissed on for your hideous Rungish

>>130393678

Is anyone here going to pass IELTS in the closest couple of weeks?

>>130393801
Fuck that.

>>130393878
I would like to but I'm broke as fuck.

>>130393878
It costs $250, I'll have to eat nothing for a year to take it.

>>130391272 (OP)
Fucking pugs. Why the fuck pugs?!

>>130393878
>pass IELTS
Wrong word usage, you should of said "take IELTS."
Scored 116 in TOEFL half a year ago, ask your questions.

>>130394215
They're cute.

>>130392991
Someone told me it's disleksia or who it eritten&

>>130394358
They are a grotesque monstrosity born of relentless inbreeding.

>>130394339
What did you need to take TOEFL for?

>>130393878
What uni are going to apply? Because of you are applying to the US colledge through an agent I can advise you to ask him about a VERSANT test. It's much easier than IELTS but agents don't talk about it since they might have an agreement with the IPC

>>130394471
To show it to all those bastards on the Internet who say there's something wrong with my English.

TOEFL-125-out-of-130-kun is in this thread, ask me your answers.

>>130394402
Oh, seems like I saw you in one of these threads. You said your name was Max and also referred to yourself in third person.

>>130394675
Can I suck your cock and play with your balls?

>>130394675
>TOEFL-125-out-of-130
2 fat m8

>>130394732
yep, go ahead

>>130394754
your radar's wrong.

>>130393801
>Сейчас мне пришла идея в голову.
Прожить реднеком 7 дней в игре под названием СЕМЬ ДНЕЙ, ЧТО БЫ УМЕРЕТЬ. Итак. Билли Дурачок заспавнился в самой всратой местности - мусорке. Слава богу я быстро нашел выход на зеленую лужайку, пробежал до пустынного биопа, выкопал землянку под дорогой, скрафтил костер, спальник и залепил деревом и говном все щели наружу. Сейчас Билли сидит в полной темноте так как закончились дрова и слушает ворчание зомбарей у себя над головой. А еще стремный вой собак. Такие дела.

I've got an idea in my head.
Gonna play a redneck in the game called SEVEN DAYS TO DIE. So Billy Wanker've spawned in the most hideous place - trashcan. Thank god i've easily found an exit to the green lawn, then i ran to the deserted biop(?), made some dugout under the road, crafted campfire, sleeping bad and patched all the cracks leading out with wood and other shit. Now Billy's sitting in the dark as the wood's gone listening to zombies grumbling over his head. Also some dumb dogs howl pretty creepy. Takie dela.

>>130394828
The maximum possible TOEFL score is 120.
fed

>>130394797
Where do you live?

>>130394881
muh eyes
>Wanker've
muh eyes man

Don't talk like some niggers.

>>130395083
Because your bulldog is fucking scary that's why

>>130394994
Any specific tips what i should work on or u just trying to troll my ass? Pretty pathetic i might add.

>>130395151
He looks like a wrestler.

Hello my brotehrs and sister. I've been contempl;ating for a while and thought it would be cook to learn English, but considering the fact that the point I started out I was far beyond teh age of 13(see critical period hypothesis) it seems to me as if i wont ever be able to be fluent. furthermore, I wouldn't be possible for me to read english written books, is that really so? Or it can change provided i study really hard on a daily basis

Today I start dropping on english porn.

>>130395170
Here's how somebody with a good command of English would have put it:

> I've come up with the idea to live for 7 days as a redneck in the game called Seven Days To Die. Let's go. Billy the Fool shows up in the most fucked-up location which is a trash bin. Good thing I found a way out to a green lawn soon, ran up to an abandoned biop (the fuck is that), made a dugout under the road, built a fire and a place to sleep, plugged up all the holes with wood and crap. Now Billy's sitting in pitch dark due to running out of firewood and he's listening to the grumbing of the zombies over his head. And that creepy howl of the dogs. That's how it goes.

>>130395898
Damn. This tops all I've seen so far. You're a fucking God.

ye bvmpe

I've been just passing by, scrollin' zero page, but then I found that thread. Now I feel I must post something and receive some shit in the face

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>tired of 2ch
>going to 4chan
>fap-thread fap-thread fap-thread british are idiots fap-thread fap-thread fap-thread
>WELCOME. AGAIN

>>130396701
Isn't 2ch the same?

>>130396701
/b/ is the same everywhere, dawg.

English is so primitive compared to Russian! How do brits even communicate in this? Tot to mention good literature.

>>130397010
Try to learn some yellow-face rice eating plebs language and get rekt with complexity.

>>130391272 (OP)
Hi!
fak ur mom pindos ebany