ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>132460888 (OP)slomal sistemu
>>132460888 (OP)Ролл.
Hi,bastards. How are you?
>>132461489I'm fine, thanks.
Хуй
опять школьнички выебуются английским
>>132461800Why do Russians always freak out when they hear the language of their masters?
>>132461615What is your name, anon? My names is Ingvar, I'm from Norway and i learn russian languages :)
Whoa, I'm early this time. Anything going on? Anything on your mind, anons?
>>132461887proof
sasaipindos obama chmo/thread
>>132462076Suka, bleat. Believe me. I'm from Norway ;)
>>132462243Hva som du?
Ловко ты их.
>>132460888 (OP)Sup chumps. There was an amazing thread about anarchism and related stuff, really enjoyed it.Is there any anon that actually don't speak russian?
American here. Ask your questions away.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14p5w252T5q
>>132462561He says "hello guys", don't even bother to open the link.
>>132461887My name is Hameed, I'm chinese.
>>132460888 (OP)1,2,3: Предложение на русском языке.4:>>132462040Anything IS going on?5: sasai pindos obama chmo, and also I DO CARE!!!!6:That's fucking bullshit rule though. And i know that it's not correct usage of the work "though" though.7: But you wrote that rules in OP-post8: I won't roll if they aren't. I would if they were. Though.9: No it's not yes it is :30: Thank you.
>>132460888 (OP)Your bunny wrote, what a thread!
>>132462794>Anything IS going on?Your correction makes the sentence wrong.The full form is "Is anything going on?" but we often tend to omit helping verbs at the beginning of a sentence. That being said, "Anything going on?" is fine. Just a more colloquial way to put it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aHCoqHtXMO
>>132462984Yah, i know, bro. I just made it up for the achievement. Noone said that my correction should be right.
>>132461858> the language>Why do Russians always freak out Не позорься
>>132463217What's wrong, sweetie?
Op - dick
>>132463217Why do the Russians always freak out when they hear the language of their the masters?
>>132462984Put it in your anus, flea bag.
>>132463274Fuck you, i love OP.
>>132463326I appreciate that.
You greasy mofos, youuuuu
What's "runglish"?
>>132463403http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JST6uCIm57
>>132460888 (OP)Хули вы на иностраныые имиджборды с такими тредами не идёте?
>>132460888 (OP)Hello from London, guys!
>>132463593http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mc6r1G5CYM
>>132463482I said you were some GREASY MOTHERFUCKER, you bitch
>>132460888 (OP)What do you think about BASIC English?
>>132463704Fuck you, russian cunt!
I really wonder what is russian equivalent of word "salty" like in "Gosh, why you are so salty?"Pissed - разозлёнEnraged - взбешенSalty - ???Salty is something between "pissed" and "annoyed", and i don't know what "annoyed" would sound in russian, that's the problem. Надоетый? That's correct word but it aren't used at all.
>>132463775>annoyedраздражённый
>>132463738I think I fucked ur mom.
>>132463734http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MsdKF1Wu8S
Letay usam to govori runglish. I begini
>>132463771That vocaroo clown is some bloody twat, mate
>>132463828Yeah, that's it, thanks.
When I was 15 years old and I went to shit batya all the time, as it were accidentally spun near the shock, and all asked, what are you calmed down, why you do not hear? The first time I did not answer, so he began to break in the door and yell, what are you so quiet, what's wrong? began to swear and say that all door hinges lift, also, Dad swore if I shit and do not wash off, and not just vkontse shit, and immediately after vylezanija shit, motivated by the fact that it stinks, and he then told me: so I Kaknau and wash off, and so do you! I once to shit sat down, and I heard Dad somewhere near the door stood in the distance, well, I'm an ass wipe, and the floor nakarachiki sat down, and then the gap is very wide from the bottom at the door, well, I'm in the gap and I look, and there Dad on Karachik He sits and looks in the slot, and said to me: you are what? fucked? Che are you doing there? Dad all the time the way some herb drink, to shit so often srёt to 5 times a day, and then says that ass burns, and even fart it. fucking short! real story. I am not a troll
>>132463955Goodoye idea, bro.
>>132464036Fak yu.
>>132463975http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LWvEV3Uvck
没有人希望通过谷歌谈中国翻译？
>>132464075WTF did you say?
>>132464056>srёt>ёWhy the fuck you're using cyrillic ё instead of latin ë?
>>132460888 (OP)dirty bum have cathed the girl fucked in the mouth and cutted out her leaverthis story was told me by mom when I was young and didn't want to sleep
>>132464132Méiyǒu rén yuànyì tánlùn gǔgē zhōngguó de fānyì?
>>132464176He says "Thank bro, I'll never... I'll never forget it!"
>>132464239>leaverliver ofccccc
>>132464221It's don't need to fuck you.
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>>132464302It's really incompenent of you to do such a thing.
>>132463482http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLztW6aCNY
>>132464451http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NsEK1Gq5WT
>>132464574ur accent awful as fuck
I perpetually query why I come here. Day after the next one feels like an ordeal of immeasurable sizes. I find no joy in being here, but I cannot escape this hell. I will never rest until I find my passion. Yet, for seeking of the one, I make no efforts. I shall decay in this prison of my own until I be deceased.
>>132464574My speech is pretty thick, yeah. What I was saying is>I said that you're a greasy motherfucker. Are you really that dense or do you just like being called a greasy motherfucker?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s3mn3VMMGN
Does anyone else do that foken pokemon go?
>>132464132>>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3CJQ
>>132464661>>132464814yeah
>>132464711Your attempt to write like Shakespeare is hideous.
And that's only by 12 km
Why do you ignore my posts about that hellish curse, called ''pokemon go''
>>132464824I was for a few days but then i realized that i don't have any friends to play with and all i can do is to be an asshole with gps-spoofing drone instead of a phone.That was pretty cool tho :3I liked visuals in that game.
what is going on? This thread is belonged to dumbusses?
>>132465029I've got 500-600cp vaporeon on FUCKING 6-TH LEVEL
>>132464824What's the point of Pokemon Go?I watched a few videos, read a description, and understood nothing. Why look for pokemons, what's the profit?
>>132465183>is belonged
>>132465127idk what u mean m8 but pokemon go is a game for morons
>>132464960I was just craving for attention. I know how hideous it is
>>13246490942727568
>>132465233So you can brag about all the cool Pokemons you have caught. Bitches like that.
>>132465264all your base are belong to us, dude
>>132465336What are pokemons even for? I don't get it.
>>132464909That fucking pic.Imagined Papyrus saying every symbol of that encoded message out loud in his voice and now i can't stop laughing.
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hujamp
Поссал на даунов.
So does smb want to attack 4chan or smth like that?
>>132465818don't be so jealous
>>132465818At least we're downs with fantasy.
>>132465857>>132465871Мало поссал, еще струя мочи.
>>132465939САМ ТЫ ДАУН У НАС ХОТЯ БЫ ФАНТАЗИЯ ЕСТЬ
>>132465128I have a phone without a gyroscope, so i thought that game would be not interesting for me. That was a mistake. I still want to katch them all, and that shi~ with teams... i realy like it
>>132465818Piss, bro.did you get it?
>>132466003>маняфантазияфикс тебя
>>1324654894 battles
>>132466070>katchshat you on face
>>132466091spoofing the ass, manya.
>>132466070You know what's funnier than catching pokemons? Catching trainers.They are using wifi and free hotspots frequently, so you can make a device that would sniff beacons with words like "free" or "open" and highest possible signal and then spoof itself as that spot. Next step is just about your skill and imagination. I was spoofing avery single DNS request to local site whish was "YOU HAVE BEEN CATCHED BY POKEMON TRAINER CATCHER, how's your game?"
>>132466461nice invention bro
>>132460888 (OP)I'm curious about trolls that i frequently find in /b/. They aren't just dumb assholes with balls that are too big or too small for them, there are actually a few very smart ones that are just acting very irritating.Why that smart trolls even looking for something on /b/? Are they dependent of trolling? Or maybe they are just lonely and getting in whole "troll" mob mentality? They don't look like they having fun provoking other people to do nasty things. In fact, it looks like they are just genuinely pissed off and can't find a better solution than troll people. Maybe that's the thing.
>>132467381The fuck'm I reading?
>>132467513Yes you are.
>>132467381Don't overthink it bro.
>>132467381/b/ is that pillow that you scream at when you have nothing else to do.
Is it a sign of stupidity when people use word "like" in every sentence to discribe reactions/emotions (and i was like WUT, and he was like WTF) or is it actually normal in english?
>>132467821It's just a catchy word, like, youknowimsayin'.Not many people like speech with likety-like-like, but using that word is not not a sign of stupidity.
>>132460888 (OP)Is that just me or english language seems more friendly and emphatical than russian, which is more witty and creative?
>>132467538You got the question wrong. "The fuck'm I reading?" is basically "What the fuck am I reading?"
>>132468326I know it was like that, bruh.It was just funnier to answer like that.
Гооооовооооряяяяят на нашем русском кооокнии
>>132467821There's nothing wrong with "I was like WUT" ("я такой - чё?").But, you know, when someone puts it in, like, every other sentence, it sounds like stupid, though.
>>132468500Here's my bro! :3Though.
HOW TO SOUND IRISH??????????
Finally a thread I can participate in, greetings from your neighbor
>>132460888 (OP)Whaddup y'all
>>132468690put a potato in your mouthdrink a bottle of whiskeyyou're irish
>>132469126Word, fam! Whatcha been up to?
>>132469305you forgot "vomit" and "go beat some fucking brits"
Oi mates! I'm trying to watch movies in english, but if it has complex vocabulary I experience difficulties with understanding whole sentences on the go. So what subtitles is better to use in order to improve my listenig skills. Russians subtitles help me to understand the sentence quickly and to guess original words. And original subtitles is difficult to percieve on the go sometimes.
>>132460888 (OP)я думаю што ты пидар
>>132469506лол ну ты и пидар еба
>>132469362Woke up at noon hungover, been playing Dota since then. Sup playa?
>>132469506Fuck subtitles. Watch hannah montana it's very easy and unnderstandable
>>132469874Unfortunately, it's quite a piece of unbearable rubbish that bores the shit out of everyone but 10yo girls.
Syka blyat. Greetings from 4chan
>>132470112Oi whatcha doin brada
why is it so empty and quite here y'all don't want to talk shit to me fuck you people
>>132470253quiet
>>132469874Can you write without this obscene words?
>>132470112Blyat suka you too, bro.
>>132470253Fuck you, you worthless pice of shit!Is that any better?
>>132460888 (OP)Купил мужик шляпу...
идите на форчан уебки
Шо вы ни говорити по укроинске? И вообще што за ниувожение к ветеранам? derьmo tрed, luche bi sozdali zasmeyalsa - obosralsay
>>132471742Saga zabыta fyк
Deutsche Soldaten und Offiziere...
>>132471544I can't.I'm a bit insecure about my level of English, so I can't bring myself to talk to people who have spoken this language all their lives.Unaware of my foreigness, they'd see my posts full of mistakes and think I have some kind of a language disorder or am just retarded. Then they'd be like "wtf is this shit" and simply scroll on.
>>132460888 (OP)Fuck pugs :3
Sup. How are u, m8s?
WADDAP
>>132473670I'm juz chillin here... With my bud, ofc.
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>132474107WUZZZZZAAAAA
>>132474191WHHHHAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>132474429HEY DOOKEY
>>132474483YO!k goodnight gotta go sleep now
https://youtu.be/UFCErP8oXgsLook at my second English video, guys!
>>132460888 (OP)Здорово мудачье, язык вестч утилитарная. Язык ради языка... I've got smthing to tell you. Ты ж ебанат.
>>132474669fuck"you plays""cannot", not "can not"
