instant bump

bump

bump

bump

Why is this thread a failure when I come up with a new header? People only like the Da Rules one but I'm getting bored with it.

>>134475702 (OP)
kun with 89/120 toefl in this itt
ask your answers

bump

Guys, can anyone show me good sites with tests of my English knowledge?
Also, explain me my mistakes in sentence.

>>134476405
don't even know what i can suggest you bro
why are you trying to improve your english?

>>134476405
Those online tests are all bullshit. Even if you score 50 out of 50, it only means that you're at least not Beginner even though the results might say you're Advanced.

>>134476264
how does it feel to be a god

>>134476687
i am not god
18/30 on speaking part sucks(

>>134476522
I don't know my level. I just played games with subtitles and studied in school. Now I want to clear up my English speaking
Some test showed me that I know 8,500 words. I think it's false.

>>134476650
Ok, thank you. Do you have any advises for me?

>>134476781
Still nice job. I wouldn't even pull it off at a 10. Not even in Russian.

Could someone helps me? My problem is what i'm really bad in English if I need to speak in different form. Like Past Simle, Prog. Simple, Present Con., etc. How can I lean it and speak like a pro?

>>134476929
First off, stop using the word advice in plural. It's uncountable. And 'advise' is always a verb.

>>134477047
Got it, thank you.

>>134476991
Read up on them tenses man. But it's not only about grammar, English sentences have a different structure due to the mindset gap and all that stuff. That said, you won't be good at English merely by knowing words and grammar rules.

>>134477589
>you won't be good at English merely by knowing words and grammar rules
What still I need to do for know english goodly?

>>134475702 (OP)
Какие посоветуете учебники на русском для изучения английского? уже использую учебник Мёрфи

>>134477716
Learn English

>>134477697
I can't think of a worse way to waste your time than using memrise/anki/duolingvaleo/whatever other language learning or word memorizing programs.

>>134477716
You have to know what they say in particular situations and never translate from Russian word-for-word.

bump

>>134476264
Do engish-speaking people use kun/chan suffixes like russian anime-faggots do?

Hello dolboyoby! Is 4chan not longer suitable for you, busts?

>>134479103
No we don't.

bump

where's everybody

>>134477758
I think, you can start with any textbook you have.

bump

bump cyka

bump bump bump

bump

For the last 4 years I've been studying English via tests and books alone (vidya hardly counts).
How do I learn the speaking part given that I spill spaghetti at the mere prospect of real life communication?
>inb4 audio books
Been there done that.

>>134479629
everyone that knows english has moved on to shitpost on 4chan or KC
the people that are left can't speak it

>>134480494
Why do you need speaking skills if you
>spill spaghetti at the mere prospect of real life communication
anyway?

Zdarova pidorasi. How you life? Suki

bump

>>134480770
I drop spaghetti because my ANGLESH is awful.
It's awful because I'm too embarrassed to speak up.
Do you see where this is going?

>>134480691
Captain Obvious has joined us.

>>134480691
That's bullshit and you know it.
4chan is overrun by SJWs and underageb&, not even /pol/ is safe.
I only go there to keep up with /a/ and /mu/.

>>134481035
I don't get that spaghetti thing really.

>>134475702 (OP)
Тепер це український тред, слава Україні, хлопці!

>>134481035
It's not a learning issue. You should visit your psychologist.

>>134481233
It's a figure of speech meaning that you are too nervous to act natural.
Lurk moar.
>>134481312
>implying
I used to play MMOs in English only guilds but never used VoIP

>>134481383
Last time he advised me to commit suicide.

>>134481458
That psychologist's name? Albert Einstein

>>134481520
He said that I was 'too far gone.' That he'd never seen anyone as fucked up as I was. Then he offered me some pills that he said would help me end it all quick and painless. My parents were there with me, and they were up for that idea and even ready to pay for the pills. That's what I call parental love.

>>134482224
Hey you'd make a great author.

>>134482224
call bullshit on this

bump tho

bump yea

apex bump

>>134484100
why apex

>>134484356
because we play hard and bump harder
get your groove on, soldier

>>134484499
you're nuts, I like it
let's fuck or something

>>134484618
https://youtu.be/ZPllpzxmM5k?t=1m44s

Hey, guys.
What do you think about English language? It is a international language. It's better than Chinese, French, etc. Why doesn't Russian bydlo learn English?

>>134484972
>in an English fucking thread
>asks what we think about the English fucking language
man you what

>>134485189
How long does it takes the Bydlo learns it, I mean

>>134484972
It's not better or worse than anything, it's all subjective.
It is the international language thanks to brits spreading the eternal anglo bloodline and also English being piss easy to learn.
My best guess would be that bydlo has plans other than working for international companies so they don't really need it.

>>134485387
It would be great if I work in such global company like Google or for Secret Services

>>134484972
its the lingua franca of the world
bydlo don't care about it because they don't care about anything outside of russia

>>134485610
They only accuse Obama in their own problems. So ironic

Hi guys. Teach me listen and understand music songs. I can in text, but where i begin listen music i don't understand words.

>>134485900
It's all about artist's pronunciation

>>134485900
you won't until you are far more proficient
word pronunciation are changed in music to fit the rhyming scheme
words a re sung fast than talking and they are partially drowned out by instruments

try listening to slow songs first to get a grip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qxi2Xp1Z0Q
here is a slow song with little instrumental

>>134486188
are sung faster*

>>134486063
Maybe, + i know how hard look movie/series on English. They very quickly say.

>>134486188
>>134486188
Thank.

>>134475702 (OP)
A ya lyublyu obmazivatsa ne svezhim govnom i drochit'. Kazhdiy den' ya hozhu po zemle s chernym meshkom dl'a musora i soberayu v nego vse govno kotoroe vizhu. Na dva polnyh meshka celiy den' uhodit. Zato, kogda posle tyazhelogo trudovogo dn'a ya prihozhu domoy, idu v vannu, vkl'uchayu gor'achuyu vodu... mmm i svalivayu v nee svoe sokrovish'e. I drochu, predstavl'aya, chto men'a poglotil ediniy organizm govno. Mne voobsh'e kazhetsa, chto kakshki, umeyut dumat', u nih est' svoi sem'b, goroda, chuvstva, ne smyvayte ih v unitaz, luchshe priyutite ih u seb'a, govorite s nimi, laskayte ih.... A vchera v vannoy mne presnils'a chudniy son, kak budto ya nyrnul v more, i ono prevratilos' v govno, ryby, vodorosli, meduzy vse iz govna, dazhe nebo, dazhe Allah!.

пшли нах пендосы ебание сасать как обамке жепу лижете?

>>134485900
Try Death Grips
My bro fell asleep with his headphones on and now he's SS+ class fluent English speaker indistinguishable from white-collar natives with a degree.

>>134476849
These tests are bullshit

>>134486815
>>134486815
Why so quickly?

>>134487273
Or here better used "fast"?

>>134487273
He got noided

Nice thread. Looks like it's gonna be only place, where I can practice english. I decided, that this summer I'm going to spend in Greece. Greece is part of Europe, right? So if you are going to Europe and you know english, usually you don't need language of country where you are going. Right? Nope. There is only two people, which I met, who know english in this fucking third world country.

>>134487424
What he got?

>>134486188
Nice youtube channel commercial lad. Is this the main point of this thread? Busted dude. Owned ya in ur own game

>>134487492
He got all the coconuts bitch

>>134487602
But why does he get the coconuts?

>>134487518
if I had a band I wouldn't name it mantits

>>134487480
Same in Cyprus, people there speak more Russian than English. Being Ukrainian I was a bit annoyed that waiters were trying to speak in Russian rather than English.

>>134475702 (OP)
опять дауны со своим инглишом. я сам его знаю, но треды эти полное говно. хотите учить инглишь в интернетах? идите на форчан, ебланы тупоголовые

>>134488560
Get out of here stalker
На чане есть русский тред

Hi! Dvach! This thread is very impotant for many people from any part of our greatest country- Russia! XOXLO thread is stupid place for dilicate famous penis potence

>>134475702 (OP)
Anybody here lives in english-speaking country? How is it? Was it difficult to emigrate? What do you do for a living? How are you fixed with money?

>>134488560
There is one fact, that making this situation not so unexpected as your. I'm in a little town between two hotels. People here are used to tourists, but that's all. Even sellers don't want to learn some basics to have more clients. People in country of exsociolism are better capitalists, then people who are sitting on one of the most expensive land of Europe. Fml.

No copypaste, English tread exclusive.
Long story short: I drank alcohol for the fist time, smoked my first cigarettes and fucked up my first sex.
In the moment this tread seems to be even more boring than the story with the help of which I'm going to get da discussion going.
One week ago 2 of my friends + me agreed to spend evening together chating (no homo). They bought some shitty whiskey and took 14 - year - old brother together with us.
After few hours of drinking one of the guys (let him be Elijah) asked me to Register him in The Meeting App.
I Downloaded Badoo and he almost instantly got 4 girls riding a taxi to visit us. (The Kid was already drunk, lol).
Second friend left right away, no surprise, btw.
We drank a bit and I had a chance so see Elijah kissing and touching nice girl, she didn't mind. I already founded a girl I liked (will call her Holo). Than 2 of the girls went home, leaving us in four + Drunk kid listening to rap on his bed in one of the sleeping
rooms. We already knew what was going to happen.
Little flashback: Elijah always was "the cool guy" and always was looking for some cheeks to have fun with, He also was a bit pressure - doing, for example before the girls came he sad " come on, bro, if you'll not get someone to bed, it will be such a fail!". So I felt a bit uncomfortable that evening.
End of Flashback
When 2 of the girls stayed, they demanded to go get some cigarettes and we got a little chat walk to the nearest 24 - hours market. We aren't smokers and I never drank alcohol before that evening but what can't a man do to get a piece of "cake", right?
While the walk was going on, I realised how alkohol influences me, I begin talking, no shit, a lot. Elijah sad in the morning that Holo was looking backwards and smiling when I was telling here Funny stories about some of our crew's adventures.
When we came home we talked some more and than went to the separate rooms. Holo lay on the bad and sad, that she will no sleep today, I began kissing her shoulders and getting her clothes of... when the moment came, my little friend ( not the kid, penis, ya know. Was clearly not ready for this shit. The fact, she was pretty didn't matter. I had a few attempt getting my condom on and went to the bathroom, Washed myself. She obviously understood all the shit and all the 4 of us (Elijahs girl gave no chance to him, she was " Checking them feelings") went to the kitchen, Drank some tea and joked a bit about me going THE MAN. Elijah asked girls to leave 'course he wanted to jerk off. He did, we discussed the situation and went sleeping (separately, ya dumb).
So, am I alone with such wonderful kind of firs - time experience in here, is it normal, and hot not to fuck up my 2nd sex?

>>134475702 (OP)
i am looking for some guys who can drink with me by skype
if you interested in my suggestion just answer this message witsh your skype login

>>134490360
>by skype
on skype

>>134490285
No shit, most depressants (like alcohol) will kill your libido.
Try not to get shitfaced next time and don't jerk it for 3 days.
>inb4 I'm talking to pasta

>>134490996
Nope, you're not, inernet says, that alcohols depresses libido of the 40+ gyus. I'm 16.

>>134491761
If you understand even a bit of chemistry you'll see why it wouldn't help you get a boner when you're already anxious (at least from what I understood) and can't handle booze yet.

>>134492214
+15

Hey guys, who can explain the difference betweenthe articles The and A and when I have to use them. It is too confusing for me.

Who can translate and try briefly explain what is going on in this comment: "Were them fingers being thrown up located inside you later on that evening Martha" I will be highly thankful.

>>134495039
Там где пальцы, в позиции для стимуляции рвоты, позже вечером, Марта. = в рот глубоко, на корень языка

>>134490158
ты написал рандомную поеботу

>>134492705
Dude, have you, like, read student books and shit? It's just rules and exceptions, don't be silly, aight?

>>134475702 (OP)
Why don't you go to /int/ faggot? Stop shitting in the air in /b/.

>>134496175
> shitting in the air
> everywhere I look around
> shitting in the air
> every sight and every sound
> and I don't know if I'm being foolish
> don't know if I'm being wise
> but it's something that I must believe in
> and it's there when I look in your tries

>>134495491
Cheers, так сказать, хоть предложение и обрело смысл, но все так же осталось непонятной по*ботой.

>>134493419
How should I pronounce 2ch? Twach, secondach, twoch or two-c-h?

>>134498115
You better should to speak: "sosach" or "harkach".