Welcome to the only and one official English thread!What we have here:- discussions about anything in English- learning tips and tricks- questions & answers about grammar and word usageWhat we don't have here:- shitstorms about politics and history- pointing out mistakes without being asked to- trash messages like "fak ur mom pindos ebany"
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>>129930988 (OP)fak ur mom pindos ebanyfuck ur mom, fucking murican
How retarded does it take to be to not speak fluent English in twenty-fucking-sixteenth?
Max wants to get PhD in Europe.He has masters degree in physiks and poor relevant (scientific) experiance.He wants to become neuroscientist.What should he do?P.s. He is realy sorry about his english scills (spelling)
ye bvmpe
>>129934883Who is Max?
>>129930988 (OP)I've attained native-like fluency in English but girls don't put out for me anyway. What am I doing wrong?
>>129935474They want him to say "me", but he often preferes to say "he" or use his name. After a good medication he stops doing so, but now he is unemployed, so he has no money for prescripted drugs
>>129935628Same story, bro
>>129935754>",We won't get on.
>>129935628Max wonders how are these two things connected
>>129935786Are you fluent, too?
Мая твая нипанимать
>>129935869pardon? He did no wrong
>>129935928Speaking English makes you cool. Girls like cool guys. So they should put out for me.
>>129936011In English, we put commas "inside the quote," just like this.
>>129936043Dhaa... What strange plase do you live in?
Hi there
>>129936125DC-3 which is Krasnoyarsk.It doesn't feel good to live here, people are such scumbags for the most part.
>>129935754So, what mental disorder does he have?
>>129936167sup, m8.
>>129936108Oh? Realy? He hadn't any practis for 6 or more years, so he doesn't remember.Also what about rulle 2?Also what should Max do? He's going to write a message for David Nutt tomorrow, but he thinks it's wrong way and won't get him anywhere
>>129936229>>129936229He lives in Novosibirsc, and never seen such a shit here.>>129936294Doctor doesn't know exacly, he thougt it's epilesy, but after MRI and EEG, she said it is not. She (and Max) belives its scisofrenia.P.s. again, sorru for spelling:(
>>129936357Yet another fuck-up>he hasn't any practiceSorry I can't help shitting on people for mistakes.
>>129936659Oops, even Max sees mistake hear, he's sorry, but can't help:( He needs practise
>>129936655>Doctor doesn't know exacly, he thougt it's epilesy, but after MRI and EEG, she said it is not. She (and Max) belives its scisofrenia.How does your disorder manifest itself besides referring to yourself in third person?
Also his russian spelling is even worse
>>129936659>he hasn't had any practicesuch a shame
>>129936917might be dyslexia or something
>>129936849Hallusinations, memory loss, motivation loss, people sais strange behavior. Onse he han generalized seizures.
>>129936993may be6 but is really good in physiks and natural sciencies
I don't got nothing to say.
>>129937055False memoris also
He's got to go, cat is asking for a walk
Фак ё мам пиндос ебани!
>>129931238>how retarded does it take to beJust your level, apparently.
>>129936993aboot dislexia, he speaks much better than wrights
>>129938789Anything wrong, sweetie?
Cat asked for a walk, so we went out. After 3 minutes she started to beg get her home, so we went in. After a few seconds she startet to beg for a walk again. WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hello all, i.am england man, but now i.am come to 2ch/
What a you dont speak, stipid americans.
>>129939200>>129939294What's wrong with these guys?
>>129930988 (OP)Английский - язык быдла.Сажа.
>>129939558Любой язык - язык быдлабамп
>>129939092She be trollin'.
>>129930988 (OP)fak ur mom pindos ebany
Still wondering>>129934883
Fuck this thread, I'm leaving.
When you take a lifeDo you know what you give?Ods tell you won't like What it is.When the storme arrives Whould be seen with me,Under merseless eyes of deceived?
БЫДЛО ФЁДР ВРЫВАЕТСЯ В ПИНДОСОВ-ТХРЕД
>>129942772Он оптимист, он оптимис,Он гетеросексуалист (Максим)
>>129942906он любит пить жигулёвское под дождём и покуривать максим, задумываясь о том что материя есть свет, а мир лишь фантазия нашего разума. А ЕЩЁ ЧТО КРЫМ НАШ!
>>129943014Максим этого не любит.
>>129943269Хотя коеи что и делаит
>>129943269Фёдр плюёт на мнения других, он НИТАКОЙ КАК ВСЕ!
>>129943505Ну ладна
Albeit widespread, English is a shitty bastard language, a product of unnatural inbreeding between Celtic languages, Old Germanic and French. Speak Russian, the monolithic, rich in expression and beautiful, that old language of your fathers or die.
>>129948147http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b3oNqUI3VZ
