ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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Hello, /b/olshevicks. What's up?
Hello to all, in this ITT thread)))000)))0))
How are you all? What is your name inb4 Our name is Legion!
>>134977524 (OP)>Da Rules:Catch urina
>>134977524 (OP)OP, become an hero pls
>>134977524 (OP)Roll
Кстати, такой вопрос по теме треда. Мне надо к концу учебы в вузе, а это будет через два года, убедить работодателя, что я знаю инглиш. У меня есть такой план, я буду посещать всякие курсы и занятия по инглишу, насобираю всяких бумажек о том, что я прошел и тд, может сдам пару ГОСТированых тестов. Вот, кто таким занимался, это прокатит или нет?
>>134977964London is the capital of Great Britain
>>134977964Спалишься при первом поручении перевести хоть что-нибудь
>>134977964By the way, a question on the thread.I've got to the end of his studies at the university, and it will be in two years to convince the employer that I know Inglish.I have such a plan, I will be visiting all sorts of courses and classes on Inglish, gather up any pieces of paper that I was, and so on, can GOSTirovanyh offered a couple of tests.That who so doing, it is a ride or not?
>>134977995London is a lot of houses, London is in Great Britain, Great Britain is a lot of tea
>>134978097What the fuck am I reading?
>>134978064У меня технический профиль, английский там не особо мастхэв, но обязателен потому что иногда надо говорить с англоговорящими, я рассчитываю на то, что имея практику в реальных условиях я смогу выйти на нормальный уровень. А для начала хватит и вот той срань про курсы.
>>134978153London is a lot of houses, London is in Great Britain, Great Britain is a lot of tea
What is your nationality?
>>134978159Вот и спалишься при переговорах, когда будешь мычать и экать. Нужно не бумажки изучать, а реально выучить. Так что подыщи курсы не бумажкодавательные, но знаниявкладывательные. Никто не сможет после курсов просто взять и начать общаться
I signed up for beginner English classes just to pretend to be a quick learner and make everyone around think I'm so smart. Am I fucked up?
blessed
>>134978088You might wanna say something along the lines of>Hey I've got a question related to the thread>By the time I graduate from uni, i.e. in 2 years, I have to convince my employer that I speak English>Here's my plan. I'm gonna attend whatever English classes, get some papers about completing them, probably take a proficiency test>Anybody who tried that? Will it work?
>>134978273I'm worse than an uninvited guest
>>134977907>an hero>an
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I'm so derealized. I have got panic disorder and derealization. That's kinda bad for me but I use pills to ressurect my soul and mind. 1st September I'll go to to uni, that's sad 'cause got 3 failed exams in previous semester.
Руддщ зущздуююю
>>134979618Eat shit and die. Foken newfags…
>>134980528
>>134980566cunt disagree with taht
Hello blazers, nfkrz here
Rolled into the thread.So, what da U, bastards, goin' to do there?
Английский - язык быдла./тред
Hello fellow Russians, how are you doing?
>>134981966Can anybody translete from roosters to human language?
>>134982029> translete
>>134982029> translate
>>134982308>>134982437>>134982468>>134982491>4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. Saimon is so Saimon.
>>134982688Пидорахен прочитал правила
Hello. My dick is fat and thick. Does anyone want to suck it?
>>134980347>ftw nobody wants to talk me.
>>134983192I think your mother.
>>134983192Proofpick with soup or BS.>>134983275Soulslut is not a human. Chase it, augh at it.
>>134983413>Soulslut is not a human. Chase it, augh at it.-said inhuman creature. A pity.
So faggot, how you how did you spend your time?
please advice anime to watch
>>134983589i think yes.
>>134983600boku no piko
>>134983631I think fuck you
Where everything?
>>134983600Guru Haru TV
>>134983192What good is a huge dick when you're a virgin forever? I'm in possession of a nine inch pussy destroyer, and the closest I've ever been to a female human being was that time when she said "hi" to me (not even sure if it counts since she mistook me for another guy).
>>134983600WHAT GENRE?
Hello, anon! What's new?
>>134983589This was a great time. You mommy was at her best.
>>134983893>>134983893Well here is one anonymous offers to suck his fat cock.
I think we should talk about programming, because there is so much dvoshers at the board, that want to become programmer, and english is necessary for that.
>>134977524 (OP)На форчан пиздуй, чурка.
By the way, would anybody tell me a souce of this chinese porn anymation? Looks like an interesting title IMO.
>>134983989No. Programming is for gays.
>>134983989Programming don't needpast student preparing for school
>>134983869i don't know, something touching deeplike rezero maybefantasy, or where mainhero is imbaor with swordsfights or like new berserk
>>134984070You said like this is something bad.>>134984103Proove
>>134983978His unconfirmed fat cock.
>>134984069ANIME IS FUCKING TRASH
>>134984105Boku no piko
YLYL THREAD
>>134984170>ProoveProof of what? You're fucked up?
>>134983640>>134984236tanks
DO YOU PLAY DOTA 2?
Thread is dead. Do you see how i can good rifmovat', guyz?
>>134984292Proove, that programming is not needed
>>134984422GET OUT
>>134984422Dota for zadrota
>>134983989I used to try my hand at programming only to find out that I'm pretty much of a douchebag who can't even master HTML. Those margins and paddings make my brain crack, I can't seem to learn how it works. I also learned Javascript but most of the time my code worked in one browser but didn't in another.
>>134984430Proove me what you don't suck big dicks.
>>134984424AMA RICH BITCHEATING KULICH ON THE BEATCHSHIT, IST'S GLITCH
>>134984528Prezumption of nevinovnost', did you heaar about it?
I've fucked my dick
>>134984562you mean both dick and your hand?
>>134984562HOW?
>>134984496Drop this shit (HTML), it's awamp and it will not teach any good things. Start from the Pascal. The true programmist doesn't count a size of margins and paddings
I'm reading your posts and your blatant Runglish makes me cringe.
>>134984530dog rocklook at this hotgirl like doll- you are pretty sweet- nice try, kid.
Did you catch that? English spreads rapidly in Russia, especially among the youth. What do you think about it? Is it good?
>>134984697Anyway, I gave up on coding long ago. Now I'm more into natural languages than programming ones.
>>134984496> learned JavascriptWith that you must begin in the next time, ok?
>>134977524 (OP)Jerk off my dick into your mouth. I know you like to do blow.
>>134984756No. Russians are generally as bad at English as they were
>>134977524 (OP)Ролл
>>134984699Bitch, go make me a soupOnly thing you can is consumeEveryday you wait for my moneyI can do a lot of things that i consider funnyWith you. You are nice slutShow me your fat buttI will fuck you so hard with my dickC'mon, let's do it quickRaund
>>134984847That's what you should begin with next time, ok?
>>134984835It is bad, because you could make easy money
>>134985201> Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to.Gotcha!
>>134985339>There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
>>134984699I'll want you kill my dickWant did he don't think About very pretty girlWhich also has dick, more than your
>>134977524 (OP)suka blyad!
>>134985618Rate me and explain all my mistakes
>>134985206I'm too stupid for that. I can't come up with algorithms, not even such simple ones as a tetris or snake game.
>>134984105bump to request
>>134977524 (OP)Op>3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediatelywhat is this mean? Are you commophob?
>>134985701Everything very bad?
>>134985737You don't need to start from tetris and snake. Because you need to learn some syntax, and then learn some graphical libraries, because you don't know how to draw objects. In games like tetris and snake game you don't need any hard algorythms.
>>134980963 read lurka
>>134985925Everything is very badТы не ставешь эти is, are, поэтому тяжело понять, что ты сказать хоетл
>>134985096No, I mean, they use some english words instead russian words. It looks very funny.
>>134985974Please, you can help me with this verse?
>>134986021Let's go eat some keks and dring some molochny napitok
>>134986021Please man...
>>134977524 (OP)Все кто написали не кириллицей в этом итт треде сосут хуй!
>>134986127Спасибо, Абу!Абу благословил этот пост.
>>134986047can youWrite in russian first two lines and i will help. I don't promise I will help (i'm not very good at english)
>>134986154Спасибо, Абу
>>134985701I have no idea what the second line is supposed to mean. Other than that, here are my corrections:>I'll want you TO kill my dick (whatever it means)>...>About A very pretty girl>WHO also has A dick, BIGGER than yourS
>>134986205
>>134986185>i will helpI will try to helpslowfix
>>134986231Типо, хочу чтобы он (член) не думал о миленьких девушках.
Comrades! We have wery complicated economical situaton in our country. Rich bastarsd don't want to pay salaries as well. Be strong Comrades! We must remove the dictate of capital. We must rebuild the Soviet Union! Hail Soviets!Op, do you like it?
>>134986387Redass, get the fuck off this thread
>>134986439fuck you bastard! You and your capitalistiche owners!
>>134986231>>134986231I'll want you TO kill my dickI want that he did not thinkAbout A very pretty girlsWHO also has A dick, BIGGER than yourS
>>134986542Capitalist is best thing that people have invented
>>134986341Then "I want it not to think about a very pretty girl."
>>134986619>did notwould not
>>134986633in ancient Greece>Slavery is best thing that people have inventedSo do you have argu,ents to that?
>>134986724Why should i proove, that slavery is good, when i don't think it is?
>>134986633>capitalisTDirty liberal can't even spell decently.
>>134986676I think there is a lot of words
>>134986619"Girl" or "girls"? If the latter, you'll have to leave out the "a" before "very" and change the next line.
>>134986801Sorry, no, I was wrong
>>134986801It includes the next line too
>>134986786>decently.You meant "properly"?
>>134986890I didn't notice
>>134986934...and doesn't even know words from basic intermediate dictionary. What a pitiful picture!
>>134986855Very hard.....
>>134987100Too fat, young boy.
>>134986783ofcourse slavery is not good. But capitalism is the same as slavery. My salary here, in russia - 7000 rubles. And this is not joke, this is the fucking truth. Three times a was fucket to salary. I worked ... for what? I worked as slave. And capitalism is the slavery. In communism 1 ruble is equal to 1 dollar and each arbeiter get's 200 rubles every month. I waht 200$ as salary today, because i work for 100$ now. Because of that i want to return back ussr. I know many things. I can speak with you in english if you want. I know programming. I have high education, i am engineer. But russian capitalists don't want engineer. They want slawe. They want to sell plants, earth, gaz to europe. They kill people with hunger. This is your capitalism. Amd i fuck all of it!
>>134987228>In communism 1 ruble is equal to 1 dollarAhaha, oh, wow. Kid, do you now about thing named "Economics"?>They kill people with hunger. This is your capitalism. Amd i fuck all of it!In soviet russia you will work on the factory. For food. Maybe they will give you a car, if you will work 10 years without breaks and complaints. Yeas, for free. But you will get it faster, when you earn money. Capitalism provides you money.
>>134987196Please, cry somewhere else.
>>134987728>young boy tries to trollLol'd
>>134987616>In soviet russia you will work on the factory. For food.My grandfather(hero of socialist labour and optimiser of production) laughs on foolish tries of the slave of capitalism to justify world starvation and the sufferings of "free" and "liberal" 3rd world countries.
>>134987728Trolled behind your cheek. Go check.
>>134987616I am now working for food. Where is your good now?>Kid, do you now about thing named "Economics"?Your economics dont' work. Capitalism is like kommunism - impossible thing. To build capitalism we need honest rich'es. But in our world evry rich man is dicksucker and bastard.Capitalism is don't work. But socialism - works best.
Stop this political bullshit please.
>>134988066Two tea this faggot
>>134988066no. Russia comming to revolution. Do you feel that? I feel. So people talk about this because of it.
ok. no political bullshit more.
>>134988043>Я работаю за еду [прямо сейчас, пока пишу этот пост]. Где твоё хорошо теперь?>Твоя экономика не работают. Капитализм, он как каммунизм - есть невозможная вещь. Чтобы построить капитализм, нам нужны честные богатыеые. Но в нашем мире кждый богатый человек является хуесос и ублюдок. Капитализм есть не работают. Но социализм: работает лучше всего.
>>134988043> But socialism - works best.Lol'd. Where is your socialism now? Look at socialist/commie countries - Russia, North Korea, Venezuela - this countries is totally fucked. And look at countries, that have capitalism - they are great and rich, and citizens are happy. Nwo go kill yourself, red scum
>>134988149Where people talk about this? In Internets? And everything? But most people don't care it. Maybe.
>>134987977>My grandfather(hero of socialist labour and optimiser of production)>hero of socialist labour>worked like a slave 20 years on factory>call somebody slaveLol'd, nice joke
>>134988404ofcourse i agree with that. Your... europeishe rich'es very good. They care about arbeiter. But not russian ruch'es. This is the problem.
>>134988506in russia capitalism not working. It's not our way. It was big mistake.
>>134988506Look at Japan and Hong Kong, at South Korea. Especially at South Korea. 2 Koreas, one nation, same mentality. But South Korea is much better (citizens have much more money than north koreans).
>>134988593i don't tell to you, europeans: build communism. No. You may live in your country as you wish. But we, russians, must return back to socialism. We do that or we die all. Most of us.
>>134988404>One of the highest suicide rates in South Korea and Japan>Prosperous asian capitalist countries>In USA any psycho can go to school and kill your children as there is no proper gun control>Prosperous American capitalist country>Bangladesh... Just Bangladesh>Prosperous capitalist country
>>134988731>implying putin doesn't build communism>implying putin is liberal
>>134988489Your children will work on factory till their deaths under capitalism, as there is no profit in retired payments.
>инглиш тхрэдвитаут фазер интерапшн летс селебрэйт дыс этд сак сом дик
>>134988697ofcourse but they haven't winter. Winter changes everything. Cold. >>134988795but putin is liberal. He sponsored the oligarchs. He is the enemy of people! He not communist. I am communist.
>>134988795>implying Putin, who is selling all of government property in privatisation is not liberal
>>134988961 - truth!
>>134988762>In USA any psycho can go to school and kill your children as there is no proper gun controlhttps://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%B1%D0%B0_%D0%B2_%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5_%E2%84%96_263>One of the highest suicide rates in South Korea and Japanhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/04/north-korea-suicide-rate-among-worst-world-who-report>>Bangladesh... Just Bangladesh>Vietnam... Just Vietnam>Venezuela... Just Venezuela>Nikaragua... Just Nikaragua>Prospeous communist countries
Can yall bunch of noobies guess what's in me arse rite now?
>>134988697>more moneyAnd a free chance to get in jail for saying anything good about North Korea.
I wonder if anyone here speaks English better than a mentally challenged four-year-old kid having an epileptic seizure.
>>134988924>haven't winterNorth Korea and South Korea has the same climate. Estonians has the same climate with Russia. But idt doesn't change anything. Japan has very frequent earthquakes. so?
>>134989036i don't underestandKAKOGO KHUYA TI NESECH GOWORI PONJATHO BLJAD'!
>>134989114Me does, me!
>>134988961Putin is oligarch, and works for oligarchy, He is not liberal.
>>134989184Putin can suck that little stick of urs
>>134989089>implying you wouldn't get in the jail in North Korea if you say something good about south korea
>>134989155Is you sirius?
>>134989151Then that english level of urs is low VERY
>>134989119Japan is small. If ruch japan buninessman don't pay salary - about this situation know all japan people. Russia is WERY FUCKING BIG! If you try to complain - you get killed in taiga.
>>134989151He's asking us to guess what's up his butthole.
>>134989257Is you?
>>134989332I is.
>>134989390I's too.
>>134989308You haven't answered about earthquakes. Russia doesn't have frequent earthquakes. that sabotages economic
>>134989308Бля ну как можно так писать. Даже гугл бы лучше перевёл.
>>134989422Russia doesn't have shit
>>134989008>USA>http://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shootings/2013>NKSo? North Korea is inhabited by stupid commies according to your logic, while people in SK and Japan are happy and rich. The numbers should be absolutely incompatible.>Nikaragua>CommunistLol'd. Can't even google. Not to forget you said that countries that have capitalism are prosperous. That is not true. Most of people under capitalism live in very poor countries.
>>134989419From that I infer that we am both sirius.
Sup all anons in this thread. Ehh, want tyan((
>>134989422ofk earthqu... fuck it ok? so this shit is sabotages economics. But the human factor is very stronger than strongest eartchquake(fuck). If rich human is gangster he damages economics much than ear...
>>134989459я пишу как умею, учусь же. I am training my english. Just learning. Dont' fuck me with grammar for now.
>>134989585If you thought that you's and i's are not to be used, you dunno shit
>>134989742You just admitted that shitty google written by a buncha nerds is better than u
>>134989835lol. I know it. I don't want to use it because of learning.
>>134989752I've seen "you's" before, but "I's" is just plain incorrect.
>>134989940Then you dont know shit about learning
>>134983862Saddest story I've read so far.
>>134989549>So? North Korea is inhabited by stupid commies according to your logic, while people in SK and Japan are happy and rich. The numbers should be absolutely incompatible.Don't maneuver. NK doesn't provides information about suicides, so they have something to hide. South Koreans and Japs kill theirself because they have mental attitude to work hard as they can. And, I heard, it is because in some cities there are working light bulbs, that disturbe sleeping, and that's causes tiring people.>NikaraguaOkay, if you don't like Nikaragua, look at Cuba.> Most of people under capitalism live in very poor countries.All countries, that have communism, live very pour. In China only borgeois stratum have big money, most people live in shit.
>>134989994You gotta watch True Blood. The main nigga there knows how to speak THE language
Thou shalt not speak the way you do. You shalt clothes this thread aright way
>>134990252>in some cities there are working light bulbsI meant, at night
>>134990648Suck my dick, why wont you?
>>134990731Are you poehavshy?
>>134990869niet he is priechavshy.
>>134990731I being one right now.
>>134990252You still did not answer why happy and rich Japanese or South Koreans end their live more frequently than most chinese people, who live in shit from your words. Speaking of China, the wealth of this country is growing every year and soon all the world will have to speak chinese. Overall the dynamic of growth of socialist countries economies is good, not even talking that there is no "Big Daddy" as the USA for capitalists.
>>134991058*lives
>>134991058i have ansvered to that. look at top. do you authist?
deti! sejchas syrna “pravedyod” urok matematiki, prilozhite vse usiliya, chtoby stat takimi zhe umnymi, kak ya! gorit zvezdoj v nebesnoj vyshine velikij svet magicheskix uchenij, poznavshij ix silnejshim stanet, prismotrites kto pred vami: sprava – genij! sleva – genij… nu a ya- vashhe!!!… -dura-dura, dura-dura, dura-dura. sekundochku! kakaya ya vam dura! -dura-dura, dura-dura, dura-dura. kto kak obzyvaetsya, tot tak i nazyvaetsya! -dura-dura, dura-dura, dura-dura. da sami vy dury!!! i pochemu u vas takie zlye lica?! -dura-dura, dura-dura. mchit avtobus vdal ot osobnyaka, troe chelovek s soboj unosya… dver otkrylas vdrug – vyletel odin, u zhemchuzhnoj bashni vyshlo poltora… i k yakumo domoj dvoe sobralis, skolko zhe svoj put prodolzhili togda? i pravilnyj otvet nikto ne znaet – znayu ego, znayu tolko ya! v gensyok lish tolko xodyat poezda! xochetsya mneduxom svoim vosstat, vot eliksir s nim ya mogu letat. vzdrognem davaj… na raz-dva-devyat… chto znachit ne smeshivat? …vzvyv… menya toshnit, kruzhitsya golova, no vsyo zhe ya byla togda prava. vsem tem sryvaet bashnyu, kto glaz primerit kazhdyj, za strelkami pytayas usledit tremya! vot na uroke budyat oto sna, vstavaj-vstavaj, idi k doske syrna. “ku-ku!!!” – skazhu ya gromko, no lyod v serdcax topit net tolku… “zdravstvuj kejne” “zdravstvuj syrno” (ne v rifmu) "sensej, a chto my izuchaem?" -dura-dura, dura-dura, dura-dura! da dura, dura ya! -dura-dura, dura-dura, dura-dura! nu chto vy pricepilis, budu xot duroj!! -dura-dura, dura-dura, dura-dura! da-dura, tolko otstante uzhe!!! -dura-dura, dura-dura!
fuccboi general
>>134991176>doNothing to discus with uneducated troll.
>>134991058Because plebs have low consciousness, you can "wash their brains" with propaganda, and they will eat shit and still be happy.>Overall the dynamic of growth of socialist countries economiesTop kek. Especcialy venezuela and North Korea.Manya, thanks to capitalizm, you use internet and computer.
>>134991280i don't try to troll you. Just don't want to tell one thing at tvice.
>>134977524 (OP)sosni huica
>>134990292Give me just one example of "I's" being used by a native speaker.
Koroche, idite nahuj so svoej politikoi
who is it on webm?I want to know her name. Tell me please
>>134991599http://trueblood.wikia.com/wiki/Lafayette_Reynolds/Season_2Wikinerds have it all, search for it by ctrl f. You can watch the series if you don't believe it.
>>134991830Tanya
1.goxej v kulake i dva shara in-yan -rejmu letit sobirat s bydla dan.kol nochyu spokojno xotite vy spat,zhertvujte chto-nibud v xram, vashu mat!golodnaya miko antraksa strashnej,drozhashhej rukoj sam otdash dengi ej.~ved rejmu nuzhen chaj.zelyonyj chaj.s pechenem chaj.2.melkayut podmyshki sred listev v lesu,cherti kuda-to snova rejmu nesut.vdrug xrabraya feya vstayot na puti,s krivoyu uxmylkoj na rejmu glyadit.licom vstretit derevo syrna s razmaxa.ni deneg, ni chaya - bespoleznaya baka!~ved rejmu nuzhen chaj.zelyonyj chaj.s pechenem chaj.s tajyaki chaj.s zefirkoj chaj.3.vecherom rejmu-tyan v xram svoj vojdyot,pocheshet xitboks, sujku spyashhuyu pnyot.goxej brosit v ugol, xabar - na stole.teper mozhno yukkuri shite itte ne.razlozhit futon i ustalo zevnyot,klubochkom svernyotsya i krepko usnyot.~i ej prisnitsya chaj.zelyonyj chaj.s pechenem chaj.xleb s kolbasoj.sala kusok.
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
>>134991959i can't find her on youtube. please, how to find her?
>>134992155I don't know
>>134992176i found it!thankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp3G50jBRuU
>>134991884Damn, "I's" is actually in use. I googled "I's a" and found a song called "I's A Playa." Century live, century learn!
>>134992128死ね, この おかま やろ
>>134992323You are welcome
Хуй пизда Джигурда
fuckin hamburgers in this thread
give sauce for the guy in a blue jacket going back and forth it is of nice meme sukas
Ну значит заходит как-то ковбой в публичный дом.
>>134992402Боку ва окама шинаи!
vesna. po dopoge idut papen s devushkoj. vokpug kpasota, ptichki poyut, chepvyachki pepepletayutsya. papen namekaet, mol, davaj zajdem v lesok. devushka v otvet kivaet golovoj. zaxodyat oni v lesok, nashli podxodyashhuyu polyanku, pazlozhilis, nu i dolbyatsya. ho vdpug, papnyu pezko ppispichilo po maloj. on i govopit:- slushaj, dopogaya, ya sejchas otluchus v kusy, otolyu, vepnus i my s toboj ppodolzhim.- ty chto, ne znaesh? v etom lesu zhivet bystpyj gonzales!- ...?- hu, kak tolko ty otojdesh, on ppibezhit i nachnet menya #bat.- hu xoposho, togda ya otvepnus, otolyu, povepnus i my s toboj ppodolzhim.- het, ty ne ponyal - eto bystpyj, ochen bystpyjj gonzales.- heuzheli takoj bystpyj?- da piz#ec kakoj bystpyj.- xoposho. togda ya vynu, otvepnu v stoponu, otolyu, a tebe zatknu palchikom, chtob gonzales nichego ne sdelal.devushka, podumav, soglashaetsya. papen dostaet, otvopachivaet, i zasovyvaet palec v zhopu bystpomu gonzalesu.
>>134992912The thread's barely alive, why are you even wiping?
>>134992886Shiruka boke
>>134993117Okay, now i have just realized that you are just a FilthyFrank-fag. IT'S TIME TO STOP! IT'S TIME TO STOP, OKAY?! No more! Where the fuck are your parents?! Who are your parents?! I'm gonna call "Child Protective Services"! ITS TIME TO STOP!!!!
>>134993816>IT'S TIME TO STOP! IT'S TIME TO STOP, OKAY?! No more! Where the fuck are your parents?! Who are your parents?! I'm gonna call "Child Protective Services"! ITS TIME TO STOP!!!!Lol, thanks, that you remind me about that video.
>>134994009NP.
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What do russian speaking schoolboys mean when using the word 'рофлить'. Seems like it comes from ''rolling on the floor laughing", but kinda lost its original meaning. Pls help, anon. I'm too young for misunderstanding teens slang
>>134995409You are too stupid, because you can't just gogle it.
охуели собаки, пиздуйте на форчан паблик вконтакте если че и там пиздите, правила блядь, ага
Hello lads! How are you doing? Have you ever been in foreign countries? Have you had troubles to use English language? I'll be glad to hear coolstories and whatnotI've been to Hong Kong. I was told that Chinese people have a good command in English. This is bullshit. Yeah, some people really speak but when I was trying to ask for directions and vast majority - it's about 2/3 just was staring at the ground and continuing to walk. But may be they just had a terrible manners I don't know.
Чё написано? Я хуй пойму. ОП, ты долбоёб какую-то хуйню непонятную писать?
>>134995487Ok. I found out that the 2nd meaning for this word is trolling in Russian. But it still doesn't make sence to me, bc if you search rofl in urban dictionary there are no trolling meaning of this word only some waffles nonsence
