>>159633807 (OP)
Nothing interesting, guy.

>>159634259
>Nothing interesting, guy.
really?

>>159633807 (OP)
proof you are amerifat or idi nahuy

>>159633807 (OP)
She is lying to you filthy fagot. This audio from 2009 year and what do you really need to know - girl on audio eat some guy named Rar

nuff said

>>159634344
>proof you are amerifat
o k

>>159633807 (OP)
Just some boring lookatme shit. Couldn't stand more than 10 sec, sorry

>>159634852
It's only a minute long. I don't even need a word for word translation, just give a general summary of the stuff she says.
>>159634463
she's giving some guy named "rar" a blowjob? i assume the rest of what she's saying is just some typical "raunchy" foreplay?

>>159633807 (OP)
This record says that you break author's rights if you publish it anywhere. Sorry, man, I would not translate it for you. It is illegal.

dat vocaroo is from 2009, girl talking about her desire to be eaten by some guy. At the same time she said guy wants the same shit (lmao) and she can make his dream come true (eat him)

i dunno wtf is this but its kinda creepy

А я ещё думаю, что ОП просто зеленый, но мне похуй

Тупые блять америкосы на моей борде хули вам тут надо!

>>159635404
thanks Аноним.
>>159635557
>>159635571
k

>>159635610
no promlem pal

come visit our board next time, its filled with little kids at daytime but at night (5 am for most ruskies right now) its pretty calm and u can even get a nice conversation with engspeaking anons

>>159635674
>its filled with little kids at daytime
what a shame. where i come from, not many post.
>its pretty calm and u can even get a nice conversation with engspeaking anons
nice. what can i talk about to my new ruskie pal?
how did you learn english?

>>159635761
about putin ofc
another anon
we hate him

>>159635761
>where i come from, not many post
lemme guess, 4chan? cause i dont know about other english boards
>how did you learn english?
to be honest i dont really know, it comes natural from being in net

but we have english as a subject in all schools and colleges, though those lessons are pretty much useless, most of the ppl dont find english necessary so do teachers

>>159635878
>lemme guess, 4chan? cause i dont know about other english boards
no. 8chan.
>to be honest i dont really know, it comes natural from being in net
yah. those from western and northern europe get taught english at school more heavily. central and eastern europe is more of a "learn yourself" type of thing i suppose.
how was school?

>>159636092
>8chan
oh, i know this one. dark/deep net and all the stuff. now i understand why u were intrested in that vocaroo about cannibals

>school
i am from capital so it was just normal, but the smaller the city gets, the worse and more stupid pll become

>>159636118
lmao thats funny one
лмао это ржачный один

>>159636118
>GTA:SA teach us
i wish i wasn't a lazy fuck i learned russian when i was young playing games with you lads.

>>159633807 (OP)
And what?
My dick will has to stand

>>159636206
>learnin russian
comparing the difficulty, its similar to chinese, srsly, we just dont use characters

>>159636182
>oh, i know this one. dark/deep net and all the stuff. now i understand why u were intrested in that vocaroo about cannibals
haha. that is a meme. there were only a few boards (user created) that were linked to dark web stuff. they were specific stuff too. it's a shadow of it's former self, back in late 2014 and early 2015 it was godly.
>i am from capital so it was just normal, but the smaller the city gets, the worse and more stupid pll become
so i presume it would be appropriate to call you a Muscovite?

>>159636248
>darknet
we have some similar shit, its dead now too

>Muscovite
moskvich is better.
on 2ch, we call capitals (moscow and spb) DS and DS2, so DS-kun would be the best name

>>159636360
>75%
u forgot about anime, its made in jap, but russian subs and dubs sucks, so u gotta learn in order to enjoy

>>159636182
какие каннибалы, долбоёб блять? ой блять всё иди нахуй

>>159636311
>we have some similar shit, its dead now too
what a shame.
>moskvich is better.
>on 2ch, we call capitals (moscow and spb) DS and DS2, so DS-kun would be the best name
interesting quirk. i know the capitals play a bigger part in other countries than in the US, which is exclusively for the political elite to bullshit around and niggers.
>>159636360
What good stuff are in Russian/Ukrainian? obscure porn we cannot name
>>159636387
>u forgot about anime
i still do not understand the meme behind wanting it dubbed in japanese but subbed in (your language). if people knew how shitty japanese voice actors really were (on shit animes).
there hasn't been good anime since the end of the 20th century.

>>159636496
>What good stuff are in Russian
Poetry, maybe.

>>159636496
that quirk is about "default city" but C will be S in russian. i like russian music but it's probably dead after 2000s

>>159636496
>i still do not understand the meme behind wanting it dubbed in japanese but subbed in (your language). if people knew how shitty japanese voice actors really were (on shit animes).
there hasn't been good anime since the end of the 20th century.

oltfagz (like me) prefer to watch eng subs since there are no ppl in russian who can actualy translate jap in proper way, so they just pick some eng subs and translate them into russian. and if u remember my postabout english level in our country, u ll understand how poor and shity most of those russian subs are

>>159636615
> fix

>>159636615
2chuyu this anon.

>>159636615
>oltfagz (like me) prefer to watch eng subs since there are no ppl in russian who can actualy translate jap in proper way, so they just pick some eng subs and translate them into russian. and if u remember my postabout english level in our country, u ll understand how poor and shity most of those russian subs are
>a translation of a translation done by a retarded scribe
yeah. i can imagine the end result will be retarded shit.

>>159636636
2chuyu - двачую means "i second this"
just in case

>>159636660
the single-voice dub voiced by 30yo russian dude is much worse, lmao

>>159636710
Наша брань слишком крутая, забей.

>>159636817
>well, it was a nice talk, but its 6:30 now and i am gonna sleep til evening. u can still talk to other anons though
o k
>come again, america-kun. u can still talk to other anons though
ty ty.

>>159636817
>u can still talk to other anons though
fix*

>>159636805
бля вот это дерьмо

>>159636805
>группа без флоу и звучания, построенная только на тексте
Ты ебанутый? Ему нужно какого-нибудь Оксимирона или
SIDxRAM скинуть.

Do u understand russian? What is ur fav quote?

>>159636925
And why do u come here instead of 4ch in the first place

>>159636957
did*

>>159636805
>>159636877
>rap
mind if i ask how old are you?
is it shitty that i like russian pop music from the 1990s?

>>159633807 (OP)
"Hi, I'm Emy - vorarephilistic girl who wants to be eaten alive.
And that... That's Rar. I named him after one guy from my forum. He wants same thing as me. I think that I can fulfill his wish."
Then she starts to eat Rar, not sucking his dick lmao
Also don't blame me for my weird English, I'm trying my best lol

>>159636805
holy fuck, how can you listen to this awful shit?

>>159636978
probably 11-12 y/o

Use OP mark ty

>>159636989
>Also don't blame me for my weird English, I'm trying my best lol
at least i get it. sounds like that one guy who ate some other dude in germany.

>>159636978
Did u know russian underground rap? Not a commercial rap. Music without flow and high level skilz. "Кровосток" is more than ordinary rap, believe me bro

send your underground rap from 90-s

>>159637060
welp, in russia there's a lot of freaks, nothing to be surprised about

подозреваю, оп свалил давно, и за него зеленый

>>159633807 (OP)
...He couldn't resist and grabbed her tail. She pulled her tail in and his arm was deeply in her intestines (as Linalique told us). But he became friend with her and she forgave and let him go. These days he returns from university and the catgirl greets him at home.

Cold winter evening. The student and the catgirl warm each other. He warms his left arm in her womb and the right in her guts; she warms her arms in HIS anus. When he tries to pull his arms out of his lover's holes, she holds his limbs tightly and doesn't let him go. He is horrified at a joke and she looks into his eyes intricately and begins to move her arms back and forth in his rectum slowly. “You cannot catch me but I can, and you can't do anything against it” he reads in her grin. They fall asleep together never parting with each other, and following morning he'll knead his logged arms a long while she cuddles to his shoulder, rubs her nose against him, smiles and trying to cheer him up.

>>159637081
>"Кровосток" is more than ordinary rap, believe me bro
No lo creo.

>>159637081
just go away from this thread and never come back, i beg you

>>159637120
вполне возможно, лул

>>159637120
Подозреваю, что оп троллит нас говностоком

>>159637120
Бля, поясните нуфагу, уже года два на дваче жопу просиживаю и всё никак не могу понять что такое "зелёный". Типа тролль? "Зелёный" потому что это цвет тролля?

"Кровосток" is listened by wannabe gangsters and their lyrics are all about it.

>>159634745
ЭЭЭЭ Мага брат, как ти там, давно тибя слышно

>>159637157
Двачую

>>159637133
The Sheez' Doom

Today, half past eleven post meridium. Andrew Piontkowski and I walked on the Palace Quay dreaming about Colchan's glory in future. Jilby began a talk about Intellectual Antiforcing Security when unknown fat man in a hurry pushed us roughly. We just snorted and returned to our dialogue when suddenly I noticed something strange. Our fat hero had purple skin; a crust of cheese was sticking out of his pocket.
“Hey, it's another one Sheez! He's running to redeem some info portal!” I exclaimed angrily.
We exchanged glances and overtook him; then we pissed on his face, drugged him and dumped corpse into the river. And there is no reason to pity this scum! Remember you shitposter: it is your Imminent Doom. There is no wings to fly away from the Hunters.

>>159637165
stfu faggot

>>159637166
Блять, проиграл

>>159637159
da

>>159637170
How I became a Hunter

«Crap!» I shouted with anger on view of empty fridge that was full of food not so long ago. Fucking summer, fucking streets, that day I were creeping out like mouse from my cold smoky apartment to buy food. I noticed three strangers standing near house walls. “Some another moody trash” I thought turning around corner. Suddenly I crashed into guy who hid his face. “Look where you're going” I cried. He took his hood off. Hey, he is...

“Jilbireus!!” I whispered because of excitement. “Yes, I am.” That was the last I heard that moment 'cause I was kicked from back. I got consciousness in the full of bad smelling cellar and there was weird plump guy who's face was covered by large cap. “You can't stop me you flooding oldfaggy bastards!” it was the only profanity that I could understand. Then THEY had come...

Jilby the Marine stood there in company of morning's “moody trash”, the third stranger hadn't come. “Jilbywhore, you bitch, fuck you, go away for the new features!” I yelled and got slap in my face at once. “You really don't know?” Jilby asked. “Really” I answered, and he began to tell me...

I learned that there is a holy war and the Sheezbusters fight the Sheez and their boss called Abu Pedalitto also known as Nariman. Inach, Colchan, Null Chan are the most hot spots. The last Sheezbusters' defeat and withdrawal hit their morale, so, now there are serious battles at Colchan. Unfortunately, our forces are not too victorious. The Sheez begins to occupy Colchan turning it to Collscrap but there are the Sheezbusters, and our IB will die only when the last buster perishes.

Jilby opened my eyes. I understood a lot. I has known that I must to fight together with brave hunters of the Sheezbusters. I has realized I must kick out the Sheez occupation, I must go with the victorious liberation Hunter thread, I really MUST to defend Inach.

There was my first Sheez. Hunters took out cap from that guy near us and I had seen purple, hamster-cheeked creature. He was a Sheez who was captured that day after terrorist act at Colchan. “Do it” Jilbireus said and the Hunters left the room. And I began. I tortured him with all the methods, I heard his histerical yelping scream, purple blood covered my cloth, but I couldn't resist.

“I'm dying for Abu Pedalitto, and for whom will YOU die?” he wheezed by his crippled mouth. “For the sake of Colchan” I said quietly shooting him with bullet caliber 12. Jilby stood near, and everybody knew that was only beginning...

>>159637189
Благодарю

>>159635761
Usually we discuss how to shit with pullover on.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS THREAD
_{I'm leaving
thanks}

OP, do you see? >>159637175
This kind of people is white trash, they are trigger-happy when it comes to insulting someone.

Кровосток es una banda de mierda, pinche cabrones.

>>159637220
I'll be very happy if you will just stop posting this shit, I told you three times already and you didn't even say a word before this post, lmao

>>159634745
ебать у него вилка цвета карамели, оп из прошлого?

>>159633807 (OP)
There are two chairs. One have pikes sharp another dicks hard. On which you sit yourself and which you seat your mom?

>>159637239
Putin?

>>159637266
first option of course.

>>159637279
Yea, he is a crime u know

>>159637279
putin is the president of the world. and also the leader of the mafia

Americanos, vamos a matarles, pinche güeros.

>>159633807 (OP)
she said - your mamka is whore, batya eat shit and you tolsto

>>159637212
why?
>>159637239
lel. no. still here.

>>159637333
o shet
what sort of language it is?

>>159637307
good english you got here bruh

>>159637354
Es español.

>>159637370
second this

>>159637376
es pañol?

>>159637388
Second uranus

Cerdos americanos, vamos a llegar a tu pais, ver tu tele y comer tu comida. NO HAY PAREDES EN MEDIO DE ESTADOS UNIDES Y MEXICO.

>>159637419
puta madre go home mexifag

Da vy ohueli bljad! Go bystro v shkolu fags

>>159637445
I will cock my gun if you cock yours.

>>159637388
y

>>159637664
Learn the fucking english you prick.

>>159637697
ur mommy nice teach me when
suck my 71/2 sm gigant cock

>>159637740
I'll put "gigant" load in your mouth you little shit.

>>159637740
>71/2 sm
why would you measure your cock by dividing it by 2?

>>159637624
Just sayin' I have a big gun and I want to make you happy.

>>159637817
what is the length of your barrel ;^) ?

>>159637774
Because of my mom was not able to arouse my dick her sucked him sluggish like a filthy lowcost slut

>>159637936
My mom is nice lady and my dad name is Darrell.. I think so.

>>159637936
>>159638005
is this google translate russian to english?

>>159637936
i like your mom

>>159637445
sure i will.

>>159638037
We don't want to see your 9mm we want big guns.

>>159638052
i second this

i just was at the dentist and you guys have good dentistry. without you i'm afraid i'd have to use old and bad dentistry here in russia

also i need video from which this audio was taken. google not helping ((