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Are you down syndrome or just finngol?
Do you have experiences with drugs other than weed?
>>11058tell us about alphaPvp
>>10982If Mohammed had taken MDMA he wouldn't have beheaded a trillion people
>>11000>It was written correctlyTop lel, you used russian construction to write text and you say it's correctly? Kill yourself.
>>11063>>11058>>10951>>10939>>10938I hate you stoopid drugdealers how it feels to be born to digest toxic shit in your mouthies go back to your Afghanistan
>>11067Agree with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hTUrsBOSECould someone please translate this?Please please please!
>>11036 (OP)= Necromancy and communication with souls of deceased children but also (smeared (?)) muslim graves on cemetary. Motives were different every time. What interests you in particular?- About souls of deceased children= About the souls of deceased children, the thing is I'm a specialist in celtologia and studying celtic culture I noticed that druids in that tradition communicated to spirits of deceased by (psts) they came to the grave and slept on that grave. Later, when I studied cultures of cyberian nations, especially Irkuts' culture - there was the same. I got interested by that and I also started to sleep on graves of children I liked. I was visited by spirits of deceased children (I'm am ahm) I deal in that matter for about 20 years. So I respectively checked if that was demons coming or spirits coming respectively, I collected the information I could find, then I rechecked that information. I became convinced that indeed spirits of deceased children are visiting me. First I slept on graves and so on, then I adapted.. because not all graves was convenient for sleeping, I adapted to move bodies to the place where it would be comfortable to sleep on them, I started making dryers and caches of all kind. And then, for half a year, it was not enough for my experiments, because the quantity of children increased, and souls appear only in warm time of the year, because when it's cold you can't sleep on the grave yourself. So little by little I started to dry them, to bring them home, it was made very cunningly, without haste, one by one so nobody knew about it. Before that I studied technologies of mummification by all the accessible books, I learned ancient egyptian writing system, before that I went to moscow to study all that stuff, then I went to different russian cities, where I studied mummification in different soil, and it interested me so much, that I started noticing extraordinary people and as a result I became necropolist. So over 7 years I consider myself a necropolist. A large cycle of my articles about NizhnyNovgorod's cemetaries was issued by the Nizhegorodsky Rabochy newspaper during all the 2008, - did you understand it is illegal= Yes, I understood it is illegal. But at the time when the heroes of our science Lyubinin and Chetveryakov conducted experiments on drosophilas somewhere in their cellars they also knew it was illegal by the laws of stalin's time because genetics was illegal that time. Today cloning is illegal.- Why was you doing that? They say you wanted to have a child very much?= Yes, I wanted to have a child. I wanted to have my own daughter to transmit her all the knowledge I'm having. I have a huge library, well, I wanted that very much. First my parents didn't allow me, they thought that I wouldn't manage. Then, seeing how much I want that, they allowed but there was a problem with guardianship authorities, because, as they said, I had a small salary. And indeed I never aimed on money, I aimed to have it useful and interesting. - How did you dig out children? Was that children you liked, as you said?= I slept on the grave and I saw if there was contact or not. First I excavated only those with who I had contact, but then I started excavating absolutely everyone on whose grave I slept to find out why there was a contact, why there was no contact, so I became very experienced in that matter. The children I liked, I dryed, I resurrected, I brought them home.- What was you doing with them at home? = At home I talked to them. We had a squad, we had a leader, we had an anti-leader. We had hierarchy, we had our own language, we had our own songs, we had our holidays, so we had our own inner world. Parents didn't see almost none of that, and other people I didn't allow to that world. Usually parents left in April and returned in October. So in this period we dealt with that world. Then I curtailed that worlds and spent time on describing that world in literary works. I love science fiction very much, so in that way I dealt in sub-creatia. - Tell us, 28 corpses, what did you plan further= Neither corpses, nor bodies, well, bodies, for me they were bodies. And further, I'm not quite sure, because I understood that after 10 years of studying the white magic I found myself in a dead-end. Now I think I'm in a dead-end too, because for two years there appeared no new data. So probably I really researched everything I could research in this field of black magic. Further, I had favourite children. The favourite children I planned to leave for myself in any case. Those who I loved less I planned to move to garage, so they could leave in the garage. If some of the children displeased me completely, I took him to the place I took him and dug him in his own grave. And I didn't break anything, didn't mutilate, didn't dismember, treated them tenderly lovingly politely and even tryed not to swear in front of those children because you cannot do it in front of children. Especially because all of them were girls, so I did my best to behave worthily. The thing is I suffered of loneliness very much. Especially in summers when parents were away and when they took cat with them. So I worked at computer, that's my job of a journalist kind, so I wrote a lot, but mostly in front of computer. I sat them around, I had drilled them holes for eyes, I showed them cartoons, I put for them children's songs, I sang for them which is which could (???)- Which?- Usual, usual children's songs. Which I would sing when I had a living daughter. Neaoh, vot(this) Then we ate, well, I was eating, but I offered them food, everything as it is accustomed in celtic and yakutsk tradition. I consider culture of celts and medieaval yakuts are very similar. Neaoh, vot (nervous spasm, I guess) after that we.. I worked on the computer, I communicated with them, and I have such a habit, when noone is around I speak all the thoughts out loud, so I spoke everything I had aloud. I have a huge collection of cartoons, so I put on cartoons for them and watched it with one eye myself when the work was not very accountable. I asked them some questions, I answered those questions, so for 10 years I study children's psychology preparing myself for raising a child, and I have experience of communicating with alive children at tutoring, so what I did to living children I did to those, because I considered them being alive, but temporarily dead.
>>11045Wow thanks man! Mind if I make your translation into subtitles and upload the video?
Please tell me why Russians love squatting.
>>11011Yeah, u r right. In soviet prison don't you sit on pissed floor only squat baby. You sit down on floor - automatically zashquared (means you become outsider)
>>11023>zashquaredWarning. Experts ITT.
>>11024don't verbally barrier yourself from jail and money.russian proverb
>>11026> сума> moneyWow, so much linguistics.
>>11022No, i just live in this country called Eref or Rossijskajafederacija.
Can we have anew .webm thread?
>>7764I want to punch her in da face
>>10959Yes, exactly so, Cheliebaniskians are first and foremost knights with their shiny beards, God’s representatives on the Earth and the people of Muscovy are greedy and wicked, blinded by prejudices and stupidity. Moreover, Muscovites don't have any magnificent clubs and continue to split faberge in two. It's just the way it always happens in the world. The capital absorbs all the sins and small towns flourish bringing to the world the best creatures of their kind. Go to hui.
>>11049That's so sweet of you. Even the sudden bombage at the end sounds like a firework. Thank you, moscovanya, I love you too.
>>10992thanks ur a true friend
>>11035lookin good hun
And that's me in picture, yes, exactly, I am complicated system of meander scars, please rate
In this thread we congratulate our American brothers and sisters on the inauguration of their new president Donald Duck.Congratulations burgers, may your walls be big and may your immigrants be few.
Endlich einer Dietrich Drumpf, so haben wir die nördliche Teil Amerikas wieder eingedeutscht. Y la parte del muro es también bien diseñada, llegará el final de las guerras de traficantes mexicanos inspirados por EE. UU. El muro no es para que los americanos separarense de los mejicanos sino que los mexicanos separarense de los sajones. ¡Heil Drumpf!
>>10987 (OP)Dolan is bresident. That is finland job!
>>10987 (OP)Think this is going to improve relations between our two nations? I feel the cuck Hillary would have been a disaster with relations with the East which under Barry Obongo was already heading south. I can't expect anything perfect but least maybe some things will get sorted out now.
>>11052My friend high af on drugs saw that Clinton will start the nuclear war. So we changed the future. And we didn't allow him to have another chance to do it. Thank you for your cooperation, folks.
>>11053I couldn't even vote for a Clinton, Slick Willie destroyed my hometown (we produced tin and various steel), due to deals with China. Also Billy boy himself prefered other women over Hillary to begin with. I think she'd be the first cuck in chief if she got in which I'm thankful things turned out the way they did.
Is dashchan a botnet?Why I don't need captcha to bost sometimes
Hello ladies! I'm new here, so be nice to me.
>>11040hi PimpfHis grandpa freed us from the Nazis. And he also freed us from our bicycles, watches and thousands of girls from their innocence.
>>11041Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?
>>11041> freed us from our bicycles, watchesWe didn't have enough bicycles those days.> thousands of girls from their innocence. They suffered so much from their innocence, it was a fine gesture.
>>11043Forgive and forgot. Many of your people had to die for it.Äta byla Woijna
>>11037Stop posting ugly Vienna monuments, we have enough of them in Moscow.
Why is Ukraine so shit?
Ukraine isn't FUCKEN4 REAL
>>10866Middle-earth is not real either, but Tolkienites would piss all your forests.
>Ukraine New terrorist group of 2D17
>>10629>from selukI'm keking
I was 2 times in Ukraine. ~ 10 years ago. It was interesting, but I do not want to live there all the time.Very much poverty and a lot of wealth so close to each other.
Your age:Do you have friends Y/N:Are you a virgin Y/N:Do you have a job Y/N:Me:25NNN
>>10837 (OP)32nyn my new password for mail.ru)
>>10837 (OP)>Are you a virgin Y/N:I think youve done it wrong
>>11005I had sex with gf at 16 a few times and then never againShe was ugly and fat but it counts
privetare cute anime girls allowed here?I'm a cute anime girl
I want to go ayaya :3https://youtu.be/9wnNW4HyDtg
>>10231 (OP)I'm too
>>10231 (OP)Of course!
Сап двач! Ищу человека, хорошо разбирающегося в английском (Upper-Intermediate или выше, прошу потому что надо будет не гуглить, а быстро дать ответ). Завтра будет контрольная по английскому, и надо будет решить тест, я отправлю в вк фото задания, и какой-нибудь анон решит задания будут легкие, Pre-Intermediate, прошу, анон, помоги, плачу 150 р, дел будет для знающего на минут 15, кого заинтересует пишите сюда https://vk.com/levytarasov пс в тред отпишу, если найду кого-нибудьпсс на /b нет адекватов
why didn't it post
>Andrey Melishnikov>Profile hidden>Only logged in users can see this profile.
>>10942join vk it is free and fun and requires mobile phone
>>11003joinsplz add me https://vk.com/hanako69
VIRUS DON'T CLICK!!!!
I saw this russian joke:There was a hedgehog that learned to breath through his ass for 2 years. One day he sat down in a puddle and drowned.Wtf? Is this some mysterious russian soul joke?
>>10732So it was unexpected and you need to mark it, idk how is I of a doing the this
>>10733https://ru.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%B0#.D0.B0_.28.D1.81.D0.BE.D1.8E.D0.B7.29It's the second or the third meaning. (I think logically it would be the second, since there's nothing that unusual that a hat would fit the buyer, but I always understand it as in the third meaning, it's funnier that way). In both cases it cannot be translated as "but". Translating in general is hard, especially in conveying such subtle distinctions.
>>10734I think it's neither second nor third, but rather some special meaning introducing a clause describing an unexpected event.Also pic, it's wiktionary in English. WHAT?
В общем, у нас есть новый анекдот уровня /b/ отсюда >>10728 Очередное литературное заимствование из Германии.Катился YOBA, катился, закатился за угол и споткнулся.
>>10716Typical ukronazi. Yo will all burn in hell.
Say something cute to me in your language.
Pipiska v popku.
>>10845 (OP)Tu es bien mignonne, mon joli coeur.
>>10914Ой-йо, ныне ссе ессь Коростемьско волокно-хря!
>>9993Communism is good but only for shitty nations like Bulgarians, Zmahars or South Koreans.
>>9539>Этот режим отличался от нацизма разве что отсуствием официально заявленной расовой идеологией.Вот, блять, иксперды, накурятся комунячих агитпромовских учебников по истории и ебут дгуг дгуга в жопу.Читай стенограммы съездов РСДРП, все там заебись было с наличием официальной расовой идеологии, причем за долго до появления в гермашке животворящего нацизма.
>>10113>see Uz flag>oh fuck how people life in this shitty country my sides :DDD>realize you are an Uz yourself
What is your opinion on Stalin as a politician? Better or worse than Putin?
>>9992Which one of those two gave you the most butthurt?
I'm not familiar with Stalin as a politician. Neither are seemingly most people talking about him, but that doesn't stop them from having strong opinions.
>>10850Diging deep into Stalin's or Putin's biography is the sense of my life.
>>10854Then your life is nonsense.
>>9748 (OP)Fuck Stalin he can go to hell.
Yesterday I found the Russian version of the Oktoberfest girl in the grocery store.
>>10906Lol, it seems that Bъlgarians are pretty aware of how Hungarian sounds.Here in Russia they would show this film on New Year's Day:https://youtu.be/LHIWqKcrpvI?t=10mWatch 10:00 for example to see Russians' interpretation of Hungarian.
>>10924Lol'd at their mannerisms. This imitation of Hungarian gives me more of a Czech vibe though.
>>10906Lol, I got the joke and it's funny for me.
need a fuck ^_^
>>10382yewsalso show shoe on head
>>10369 (OP)How do I find quality russian porn?
>>10643Sign up in vk, so you'll find every video ever made public in Russia
>>10643give some links reather
Not good place to ask for a fuck>Fuck
How can I learn Russian - What is the fastest and easiest way.
>>10848Is this picture in better quality?
Learn Cyka Blyat and Idi Nahui then u can learn Russian> How can I learn Russian
>>5323Good joke, but not funny.