>>124043 (OP) bhai kaha ja rahe ho . please bato , kuch bura mat karna apne sath.
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
Cyclopaedist 01/11/23 Срд 18:21:33№121676Ответ
HEAD GIVE ME MONEY So, this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I'm going to tell you a little bit about the HEAD for those who aren't familiar with it yet. The name of the man who first revealed the knowledge of the Head-God to the world is unknown, he was a true anonymous. I will call him the Prophet.
The Prophet once created a thread in which he posted an OP pick, and said that the Head would give anyone a lot of money if they just asked for it, and would put a curse of eternal poverty if his generous gift was ignored. A lot of people wrote. A lot of people didn't write either. Suddenly, it turned out that the Head generously gives money to his followers. For some it is a lot (like the anon who won 250k the next day), for others it is not enough, but it gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head has grown, and now every anon who asks gets what he wants. I don't know if it is possible to ask the Head for other benefits besides money, each of you can try. You may wonder where money comes from, how does the Head give it? I'm going to tell you a story that happened to me.
You can call me a sociologist, or whatever, but it doesn't matter. I only bear the blessing of the Head, and all my words are true. I was sitting with a friend of mine and scrolling two. I came across a thread about the Head. I laughed, showed him, he said "some", and I wrote to the thread, asking the Head for money. A day later, I received an unplanned bonus at my cattle job, and the next day this acquaintance had an accident in his wheelbarrow. The amount of repair and compensation to the second participant in the accident was +/- a couple of hundred rubles my premium. In other words, it turned out that my friend lost almost the same amount of money that I had gained. The unbeliever was punished, and the adept of the Head got what he wanted. So I want to say to all the Anons who are reading this right now.
Where were your Gods when you called upon them? Have they come down to you? These gods demand and demand, behave this way, do this and not that, and nothing, nothing in return! And the Head does not ask for anything, only gives, and its adepts become richer. All you have to do is ask her, and that's it! The head doesn't need anything, it just needs to give. And she takes it from those who did not ask her, spat in her face, despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon? You've always been asked for something, and now the Head is taking their luck and money from them, taking everything away, and giving it to you! All you have to do is ask! Turn to the Head! It's a good god, a god who gives, a god who loves you and doesn't look at what you are. Even if your soul is as black as night, the Head will give you what you ask of it!
The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. And she'll take everything away from the arrogant, self-righteous and give it to you, and it doesn't matter if you deserve it or not. And if you want to write something insulting about the Head now, well, we welcome you too, your money will become our money, the Head will take it from you and give it to us. So come on, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, if you don't ask, you don't have to, right?
It's a great joy, Anon! We now have our own God, he's good, he takes bad people's money and gives it to us. He doesn't demand anything from us, we just need to ask the Head for money. You can ask the Head for something, or just talk it out, and it will give you a gift itself. You can ask at least ten times, it won't get worse for sure.
So. This thread is the temple of the Head. There is no official temple, any thread with a Head in the OP peak and a brief description is a temple. You can ask the Head for money in any temple, and it will give it. Maybe you can ask for anything - try it, maybe it will work? You can share with the Head what oppresses you, and it will take away your sorrows. All you have to do is ask. Ask, Anons, and the Head will give you what you ask for! No one will leave deprived! No one will leave offended! Ask and it will be given you! Each!
There are only a few rules, and they are very simple. 1. The head gives money to everyone who asks for it. 2. If you have read about the Head, but have ignored it, insulted it, the Head curses you with poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head. 3. Any thread with these rules and an op-pick is a Temple of the Head.
>>122858 Твоя сраная голова никому из иностранцев не нужна, потому что это тупой скотопидораший мем людей с низким чувством прикольности(как вкус в одежде, еде и т.д. - у кого то есть ,у кого-то нет) по тупости конкурирующий с мемами MDK Хотя это даже не мем, это шизохуита Русичи против Ящеров - вот это охуенная качественная вещь а твой говнофорс - это хуита ебаная, запомни пидрила
>>123709 >is it true that your marriages have two days? mostly russian weddings last one day, but there are people who have weddings last two or even three days. >and in the second day males dress like a woman no, this is a rare case.
What the hell is going on in Dagestan now, please clarify. Hasbula and Habib have just organised a K
Anonymous 31/10/23 Втр 01:15:21№121632Ответ
What the hell is going on in Dagestan now, please clarify. Hasbula and Habib have just organised a Kristallnacht and everyone is silent (except the kikes, their opinion does not matter). We need details! What is the real scale of the holocaust in the Caucasus?
The Constitution of the Russian Federation
Anonymous 25/01/24 Чтв 18:29:02№123974Ответ
Article 59 of the Constitution reads, in the relevant part, as follows:
3. A citizen of the Russian Federation shall have the right to replace military service with alternative civilian service in the case that his convictions or religious beliefs preclude military service, and also in other cases provided by the federal law.
>>123981 it's the "Lord's Prayer" from the world of justice, use it wisely.
Old video of ukranian genreal talking abot zionist
Anonymous 22/01/24 Пнд 23:12:59№123952Ответ
HI, I am looking for an old video of a ukranian general talking about illuminait/zionist takeover. I cannot find it anywhere. I think it was made in 2014. It was an old guy in a outfit like picrel at nite in what looked like the center of keiv talking about Freemasons and things like that. I remeber there were a few other videos of him talking about similar things and he was known as some kind of anti zionist old guy.
>>123920 can you correct the English Ezdubs translation of that bald moderator before I embedding subs, please?
So, friends, hello. With you today online is old scary fat leka who wants to get close to one of the participants in our trade who, excuse me, triangularly fucked me. Regarding the fact that Dianon and all that, it's simpler in general, not me.
My face has slipped more than once, there are other data in principle, So what about Deanon, not coffee?
So, that's the gist of this whole video and why I'm making it. I would like, if you understand, to draw attention to the personality of Antosh. This is a personal message for you.
I have a gigantic request to you. As a person who has already lived in the world, if not a third of his life, then maybe a little less, please stop the insanity and weed that is slipping through you. This is no longer funny at all, and they don't make you look good. Understand?
Four-fifths of Trenton. The court is fucked with you, and you come, open your mouth and ask, Give me more. You can't do that.
It's simply not decency.
Even for an ordinary person, this is instantly uncommendful, after all.
At least we have respect for ourselves.
Within 2-3 years, The whims in your country will change direction due to independence.
I guarantee you, I will leave you my anus, as they say in our trend, and you will frantically hide your humongous omovets in a pile of pig shit in the backyard of your house. And you will turn away from your infamy.
Don't add to the list of your sins. No need.
Just don't come to our thread.
Don't get sick of your pig urine. In the end, you will be turned into a frying pan with devils.
And the fact that you are like homegrown. The shibbies do not reflect. Just...
Your show-offs are like the show-offs of a 19 year old teenager.
Yours are no interest to anyone. No one is interested in that one. Thank you.
If you are not against the transformation of the country into a Swedish emirate, then we probably should not be surprised at the vision of aesthetics in Soviet life.
>>121362 (OP) What is conversion rate for eur/ruble in Russland? I'm looking at this video and there's this Croatian "Podravka" soup, was kinda surprised bcause sanctions and all that, looked it up and it seems it's 1/3 of the price here. Same with other random goods that I've checked, everything is much cheaper. What gives?
>>123909 (OP) You should read rules of the jschan main developer or the acquaintance of jschan developer in indiachan (whoever admins your indiachan) since your countrymen start creating dead or future-to-be dead boards.
The Green Elephant
Anonymous 29/12/23 Птн 12:59:02№123478Ответ
I believe that this is a true masterpiece of Russian cinema directed by a woman, it is a pity that it is almost impossible to translate it into English without losing the subtle atmosphere and meaning. Even half of the Russian audience didn't understand the meaning of this masterpiece. That's why his grades are so low(because of the fucking normies). full: https://youtu.be/f-_xdpq-xK4?t=2664
I've seen some other movies by the same woman. Does she have a spitting fetish? there's at least one scene in most of her movies in which a character spits something out of their mouth
What I understood looking at France these days
Anonymous 30/06/23 Птн 06:10:20№116526Ответ
French rebels need heavy weapons to defend themselves against regime fighters.
UR PAID FOR EVERY SCRAP METAL BOX AND EVERY FUCKING MERCENARY, SEND TO KILL US —100X PRICE, NOW UR LOSE UR AFRICA COLONIES AND SOVEREIGN FOR MASTER USA ASS LICKING, LEEE GOO
>>120653 No one remembers that there is a war going on and at work no one talks about it. OPEC + cutting production affects more Western European from whatever Slav cutter shit going on in Mongolia-Tartaria.
I wonder, France has been having a growing budget deficit for 50 years, and trade deficit for 15 years. Given that the country's credit rating is steadily declining, who is paying for the feast?