London is a capital of great britan. Hello.

How are you ?

>>163719224
Hi?

>>163719252
Blyat vopros prilip

Sup, boiz

>>163719233
I'm fine, thank you

Сука опять ебаные пендоссы на моём дваче!
Уёбки наверное пиздят наш дизайн. Хуесосы ебаные ПИЗДУЙТЕ НА СВОЙ ОБОССАНЫЙ ФОЧАН!

You walk down to the street with your girlfriend. Spittle arrives in your nape. You turn around and see picrelated. What will you do?

>>163719168 (OP)
Go to 4ch, fucking pindos fuck obama

>>163719504
Die

Bump

My dick is big

>>163719556
STFU maggot

>>163719459
Hello baby. Dash pisku ebat?

>>163719556
Ty ebanutiy? Ya russkiy tak to

Bump to nice thread

>>163719615
Don't lie to me you agent of the 5th colonma

If grandma had dick, she would be grandpa

Could you please explain the grammar of "one does not simply"? It is present simple and that's all i know.

>>163719677
I don't you lie , you're don't a dog

Thank you, Abu!

>>163719739
Don't you lie, duh-boodee duh-boo-die

лет спик фром май харт

The thread is dying and there is nothing i can do about it. Nothing but BUMP.

>>163719168 (OP)
Окей гайс, хау ю дуинг?

>>163719504
piss on my own face

Go fuck yor self

>>163719875
Уи дуинг олрайт,епта,хау а ю,дарлинг?

>>163720016
U r devil

>>163720016
Demons maybe?

>>163719168 (OP)
Stop right there, criminal's cum

>>163720121
Cейм

Two-ch, please explain!
If I will drop the fan in my bath full of water, and if my neighbour next floor will take a shower, would he die?

>>163720147
imps i guess

>>163720302
Why should he die? Dirty water from your bath going to sewer but not to your neighbour's shower.

Thread, don't you die on me!

>>163719168 (OP)
OP, are you even trying to bump, little rascal?

are you ohueli tam?

>>163720927
Are we?

>>163719168 (OP)
Го фак юрселф))))

>>163720611
But what about metal pipes? Metal bath, metal pipes, water - it's electro-conductors. Am I wrong?

>>163719168 (OP)
Let`s try, anon.
Hi.

Wrong time, wrong place, pal.

>>163719168 (OP)
HI IM ANON MAN. I SEARCH LITTLE GIRL AND LOVING IT.

>>163721436
u first

>>163721600
Hui. Go to fuck out from here, shkolnik.

>>163721546
You have one pipe for clean water and one for dirty. They dont contact to each other. Plus there are plastic pipes, not metal. I'm not a plumber, but your situation makes no sense to me.

>>163721760
Nice london, brainless.

>>163721841
Brainfull is broken, unosite.

Hello there! Anyone in the mood to discuss something, or this is just another trollin' thread? I've seen that "Vit'ka Chesnok..." road-movie recently, anyone woyld like to discuss it? Or other topic, you offer.

>>163721760
But I am 21 years old...

Ya ebal vas in ass

>>163721865
Proofs, please.

If i was anon no one would know my name.
Is it right IF sentence?

>>163719168 (OP)
Oh, u from Britain

>>163721877
> in the ass
Fix for the great justice

I told you once, but I will say it again. When you live the flesh, it is the beginning of the end

>>163721901
Ya from UFA mogu въебать

>>163720302
I have heard modern fans are safe and don't do any harm even if you drop it in your own bath with you in it. And, anyway, through pipes electricity should go straight to earth.

>>163721861
I've never seen this vit'ka movie, so what about games topic? I think new AC in Egypt must be not so bad as any part starting from AC3.

Big words, small mind. Behind the pain you will find a scavenger of human sorrow

>>163721952
> UFA
United States of Arstozka?

Never knowing - love or hate, only pain the drug creates

>>163722001
ur fat ass

>>163719168 (OP)
Okay let's talking. How are you?

>>163722001
EBASHKOPSTAN

>>163721861
I wanna talk about the national emergency in the States. Do you think it's a political move by Trump, or do you percieve the situation with opiates as legitimately dangerous?

Following all instincts that are pure. Oblivious to time that may be the cure

>>163722089
Very nice! Im fuck your fat mum!

>>163722001
>>163721952
> UFA
United Fats of Abustan

Da vi ohueli cherti, v zhopu ebal vash English very much.

>>163722142
>im fuck
I'm fucking or I fuck, child.

>>163721886
Mm... I don`t think so, sorry.
You have to trust me without it.

>>163722142
Oh thank you! I was worried about her sexual life.

Mamok vashih ebal.

Inside crystal mountain evil takes its form. Inside crystal mountain commandments are reborn

>>163721987
Honestly speaking, the one and only part I played was that pirate one. And I kinda liked it. Though, I liked it not that much, to buy any other AC game. I'm more excited about Hitman large update. And restart of elusive targets.

>>163719168 (OP)
wypierdalać

>>163721987
> implying it's not just an Egypt-themed reskin of AC2

>>163719168 (OP)
a have a boner right fukcing now XDDDD what shold i do?????????

>>163722321
gggguys... i'm scared...

>>163722321
hahaahaah just derk off nibba lmao!!!

>>163719677
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lamo :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>163722105
>a political move
this
War on drugs is going full on for quite a time, so state of emergency it's like saying "yeah we have been doing a lot, BUT NOW WE'LL DO IT FOR REAL AND WILL DEFINATELY WIN". It's nothing but words, and words is wind.

>>163722321
Put it in a microwave?

>>163722371
chin chin daisuki

>>163722280
Yeah Black Flag was nice indeed and it's songs was awesome. It had no such interesting gameplay in comparison to Sea Dogs series but it was not so bad for AC game.

i would like to see some good sericals in original voices. Advises?

>>163722105
Sorry, pal, but I'm no into politics. Especially into politics of forein countries. I have no idea, what are you talkin about. But beeng citizen of Russian Federation, I'm more interested into inner social aspects of politics. You know, upcoming elections, and stuff.

>>163722499
>Advises?
No.

>>163722313
All that Ubi needs from us is a little faith^^

>>163722549
faggot's answer

>>163722549
don't be jerk.

you all shit, piderasts

>>163722609
You forgot something, comrade. Here it is:
>a

Guys! Are you rolling a GK at this time? What do think about traktor form our motherland?

>>163722294
Konbanwa. Nani shiteru no?

>>163722294
>17:34:32
>Ohayo
Anta baka?

>>163722680
nope. jerk. lmao.

>>163722680
You can't forget about things you don't know about.

>>163722483
оре ва очинчин га дайски нандайо..... Сука ёбаный абу где тут слово из спам-листа

>>163722755
this

>>163722609
I'm not much into TV series. Recently i have quit watching Rick&Morty, and it was mediocre, espetially the 3rd season.

>>163722294
>y zamiast j

huli shar up, pederasts?

>>163722706
Watashi wa fōramu 2 ch de hitori de kurushinde imasu

>>163722494
Yeah, shanties was awesome. I liked this one very much.
https://youtu.be/1qgYjeKHu40
Such energy of close brotherhood.
And what makes you so excited about that new AC game? All in all it's ubisoft, you know. Towers, collectables, bugs.

>>163722435
I thought so as well, i even assume that national emergency might be used as an excuse to delay the next elections/auto-elect Trump, but word is that there was an entire commission that evaluated the opiates problem and almost forced Trump to declare emergency. I didn't think he can set such things up in the White House.

>>163722820
What you didn't like about CUCUMBER RICK?

A B1 anon is here. Any questions are welcome.

>>163722718
>Anta baka
いいえ

silence of pederasts

>>163722889
>CUCUMBER RICK
>CUCUMBER
kek

>>163722499
Black books, mate. Or Spaced.

>>163722294
HUESOSINA

>>163722889
>CUCUMBER RICK?
i'm pikule reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>163722823
>y zamiast j
Yoi

>>163719168 (OP)
England is my city

>>163722961
take on pencil

>>163723009
EVERYDAY BRUH

uuu blya, pederasts silence

>>163719168 (OP)
Ok, let's try.
I think, I can

>>163722689
What is the terms for participants?

>>163723028
> Fucking schoolboys
Who? You are fucking schoolboys? That's illegal, pal, you shouldn't write about it on podzaloopnaya imageboard.

>>163719168 (OP)
О, вы из англии

>>163723125
Be on a special list.

>>163722294
huesos

>>163723171
Yes

>>163723108
Nah you can't

>>163723108
You are a can? Get it? Like tin can, yanow? Tell me, you get it, pls.

piderasts

>>163722531
Okay then. Do you think Sobchak actually means to win or is she a "tech candidate" for Navalniy?

Halò. Ciamar a tha sibh?

>>163723125
Benis or bagina

>>163722912
>A B1 anon is here

Your grade is officially classified, or you'd completed online tests? B'coz accordingly online tests i've got B2 grade, lol

>>163723240
>Sobchak
Putin's spoiler

>>163723240
what are you discussing here?

Let's discuss lil cocs.

>>163723176
It's just a cool free roulette? Am I put my question right?
>>163723240
It's not even a fucking question.

And ting goes scrrra

>>163723366
Puk puk ka ka ka

>>163723311
ur mom

>>163722912
>B1
Sсale?

>>163723393
Yasno

>>163722877
I understand, that it is very likely that new game will contain towers, collectables and bugs as previous games, but i like the setting of ancient egypt very much.

>>163719168 (OP)
Koe kto dumaet, chto pochitav lurk on stanet oldfaggot. No eto ne tak

>>163723364
>It's just a cool free roulette?
YES
>Am I put my question right?
i dunno i'm very bad in english m8

>>163723428
私はローマ字しか知りません

>>163723453
>коэ кто думаэт, хто похитав лурк он станет олдфаггот, но это не так

jak się nazywa taka gwara

>>163723514
Co to est gwara, pan?

>>163723453
You chose the wrong thread, russian fag.

>>163723514
Ruwa min gu? Tar'be, kertywina!

>>163723240
She is obvious kremlin project. I've never trusted into her opposing sights. Being daughter of her parents, having actual president as a godfather. She could easyly get place into Duma and don't give a shit.
And I'm disgusted by the work of her PRagents, or how they called in politics. This moto "i am the candidate against everyone". They just play on peoples feelings.

>>163723514
>>163723548
>>163723604

Slavshit - go the fuck away

>>163723510
Sorry, I forgot that kids don't know what "sleng" is. I mean "your". Is it understandable for you now?

>>163723647
chciałbym żeby Rosjanie uczyli się franzuskiego zamiast angielskiego

t. Rosjanin

>>163723458
Whoa, that's awesome.

>>163723552
> eta platina olovo
> smotrite Vse! Ja takoi astraymnii! Ja old, mam smotri! Yroki? Da, sdelal

丹从仨尸仈长丹 匚丹匚丹丁

>>163723580

If you know, who the first two of them, you're my bro, lol

>>163719168 (OP)
бака бака балпак. Басын неге жалпак?

>>163723720
Look, mad russian speaks monkey language.

>>163723671
>>163723604
> Ruwa min gu? Tar'be, kertywina!
> Ne otlichat' Tariiski jazik ot slaveianskogo
> bidlo detected

>>163723679
> sl e ng

r u dum

>>163723765
The first of them is a guy who always jump in fromn the bottom of the screen, vsauce or sometething like that. The others is unknown to me.

>>163723424
Well, as I said, I only played blag flag game. But it wasn't that much of a pirate. Of course, ships, songs, that stuff, but I can easyly imagine the story happening in deep space. The pirate thing feels like a texture pack. I don't know.

>>163723819
Slang. Mad cuz bad?

>>163723794
Ok. It's Fat. Done ebychi pidor?

>>163723219
It doesn't matter.
>>163723227
No, I meant, that I can speak&write in English.
>>163723765
I know the first one. It is the man, from vsauce.
Second is from another youtube channel...

>>163719168 (OP)
Hi there! I am from Israel, and where are you from?

>>163723793
Эээ кутакбас бля , не керек саган?

>>163723690
Sorry, I don't understand you. It is english thread, speak english please.

>>163723841
Lol, where's the mistake?

>>163723935
>саган
Это можно устроить.

>>163723935
Эээ бледь тьох дигидин дээ?

>>163723990
In English please

>>163723910
Stupid monkey, why are you using "fat" like adverb, if it is adjective? Lol, with google translate you look more funny.

>>163723854
>vsauce

Yep. Two others are bloggers, they tells about old-fashioned electronics: DOS computers, wire sound recorders etc.: 8bit Guy and Techmoan

>>163723922
I am from hohland.

>>163723690
>chciałbym
I wish
> żeby Rosjanie
that Russians
>uczyli się
learn
>franzuskiego
French
>zamiast
instead of
>angielskiego
English.
Is it right? Just started learnint Polish.

>>163723922
Rus-sia

>>163724061
hi sweet, nice too see you here

>>163723580
EyeDupps, Ethan and Hila (especially Hila :3), TomSka, Jaboody Studios, ExplosmEntertainment (guys that make Cyanide&Happiness), that goofy *nice guy Michael Rosen, Solar Sands, Overly Sarcastic Productions (they make animated videos about myths, writings and history topics, highly recommend) and Terrible Writing Advice.

>>163723580
This dudes.

>>163723765
hey vsouseeeeeeeeee michael here!

>>163724101
nice to see you honey

>2k17
>govorit po angliski

лет ми спик фром май харт ин инглиш

>>163724139
WHAT TIME IS IT?

>>163724157
Huli doebalsya ?

>>163724047
kek u man idiot is

>>163724204
Its high noon

>>163724204
Err... Space time?

>>163724177
>govorit po angliski

I don't understand your green-coloured chicken sounds from the common toilet hole, sorry

>>163724284
And we have a winner!!

>>163723765
>knows only 1st and 3rd
blet

>>163724309
Your ass is a common toilet hole, dumbass

>>163723953
wypierdalać

nawet moje ulubione piosenki nie angielskie

>>163724312
We have e wiener.

>>163724091
yes, but I'm native in Russian too, so mogę robić błędów

>>163724312
IC Wiener XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>163724363
poshel nahui polyak ebani.

>>163724356
>Your ass is a common toilet hole, dumbass
Nice tag.

>>163724221
A 4o ti mne zdelaesh? Zaxotel- doebalsya. A teper' lez' obratno pod shkonkoo.

>>163724091
But "uczyć się polskiego" is 100% correct form

>>163724312
Sorry, mate, I didn't get it. What you mean by that? Or this was a reference to Adventure Time?

Some good old sage.

>>163724047
Look like they have assfire, captain!

>>163724402
Ya i ne vylazil , tak chto suck my dick

>>163724164
Dvachyy

>>163719168 (OP)
Whole thread is full of niggers. What the fuck? Speak properly, motherfuckers.

>>163724488
Yo waddup dawg?

>>163724488
Look at this dude!

>>163724427
>reference to Adventure Time
Yep, kind of. I don't know what it is "Space time".

>>163724439
> looks like
Fuckin' animal.

>>163724488
What means properly?

>>163724397
> somebody said something, what you don't like
> unargumentical farp

>>163724488
>Whole thread is full of niggers.
>What the fuck?
>Speak properly, motherfuckers.
Oooga booga nigga nigga?

>>163724419
What's it about? He performs some chemical reactions? Or just speaking about solutions and compounds?

>>163724473
>pizdezh iz- pod shkonkee

>>163724552
I just pointed out that I like this hentai tag, you dummy.

>>163724544
> Fuckin' animal.
> Кто-то хуже сосёт хуй чем ты
> ненавидешь его за это
> ведь ты человек, ты лучше сосёшь

>>163724629
No you!

>>163724546
It's like when your mother eat a dick... That what means PROPERLY.

>>163724557
he performs all of what you say before, but he make that in interesting non popular way

>>163724531
It is basically space and time. On that chanel they explain complicated phisics with easy language.

A ty masz dziewczynkę, anonku?

u wot m8s?

Okay, what can you recommend me to do? 000))000)

>>163724750
Nie, nie mam. A pan?

>>163724804
Go fuck yourself. Or not.

OP is Faggot

>>163724804
Maybe a barrel?

>>163724804
Do a barrel roll

>>163724696
> make that in interesting
> non popular way
Isn't that the opposit of each other?

>>163724864
I lost

>>163724893
>
>Isn't that the opposit of each other?
in home chemistry "from scratch" no...
when you need some extraordinary chemical glass or special reactives nonpopulare way can help you makes some intersting things...

>>163724840
nie..

>>163724804
ty znasz odpowiedz

I can talk only in simple tenses. Can I speak with you?

>>163725115
>ty znasz odpowiedz
nie wiem.

>>163725161
It doesn't matter.

>>163725253
No. NOOOOO

NIET NEIN NICHT

>>163725339
PIDERMAn

>>163725429
mr.Semen Semenovitch
please enter your login>>163725394
>>163725339
>>163725306

Numai românesc, doar hardcore

OP is a dick.

>>163719168 (OP)
I fucked your butts in asshole, bitch. Lick my anus, mongoloid.

Acum este o limbă română. Saxoanele, du-te acasă

>>163725220
wypierdalać xDDD

Нет

>>163725559
>maked

I mean made, sorry, irregular verbs is frustrating for me

>>163725559
I do not know.
When I was 7 years old or so, my parents hired an english tutor... And well, it all was quite useless, until I started watching YouTube in english, films and etc.

So, I guess any usage of language (even reading the contents of toilet air freshener) helps to improve it...

>>163723647
Well, her program actually seems nice. Really speaks to me that she plans to cancel the "Yarovayia package", the 282, other non-constitutional laws. Navalniy's plan seems much more vague.

>>163725864
>any usage of language (even reading the contents of toilet air freshener) helps to improve it

Surely, you're right, but how efficient is it: there is a question. I understand english topics in Web almost completely, I can listen english audiobooks spoken in simple words and want to go further. I think it's time for me to proceed speaking with native speakers, but where to find them - it's another question

>>163726191
>Surely, you're right, but how efficient is it
I do not know. I guess not that efficient, but it works, so I do not care.
> I think it's time for me to proceed speaking with native speakers
Yep, I think you can.
>but where to find them - it's another question
Yep, it is quite difficult.
You can find them on 4chan... But I think it is not quite effective, as speaking to a real person in person.

>>163725963
Well, i have the opinion, that everything is better, than putin. But will she furfill her promisses? Wehad already had one puppet president.

Why in the US majority of cars are equipped with automatic transmissions and foot hand-brakes.

And why in the Europe majority of cars are equipped with manuals and hand hand-brakes.

>>163719704
Сriminal prisoner unity! Life for thieves - fuck the cops!

>>163726903
Because pendoses are stupid?

>>163726526

I am very thankful to you, anon! I'll try to be better, as I can

>>163726853
That's why I don't believe, Sobchak will do anything usefull. She may even cancel unpopular laws like yarovaya, but will keep the status quo in case of corruption, level of life in provices.

>>163727194
>but will keep the status quo in case of corruption

Surely, unless existing political elite will be in charge of russian social and political life

>>163726905
> ranch

Just promise me guys you'll keep it a secret, that's hell of a story I'm about to tell ya.
Well, it all started when I figured out that my Daddy is nothing but a mental fuck. It was a rainy and foggy day, so I found another reason not to go outside. Actually, I had forgotten when I was there last time, December... maybe July... (all attempts to remember were futile). My house had become my impregnable fortress, the rays of the sun hadn't been able to penetrate the forcefield of my room's curtains. The prison without walls, huh.
So, a jerking off maraphone was the optimum choice for me that day. After that entertainment I scrabbed the semen off my table and started to rubbing it on my face to keep my skin looking good.

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