IT'S ENGLISH BOUGUART THREADCREATED BUGURT-TRED@I DO NOT MANY BUDGETS@POPOSOL@SHOWCASE@FROM VARIETY URCHISH@FROM THE POINT, WHAT IS WHAT'S THE SPERM@LIQUID PERNUV DIE
CREATED BUGURT-TRED@I DO NOT MANY BUDGETS
WRITTEN YEAR BUDGET@FELT WITH MARKING
Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.
DID YOU EAT?@WHAT DID YOU EAT?
YOU'RE A MOM@ALL YOUR LIFE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SON@ONE DAY YOU GAVE BIRTH TO A BOY@YOU RAISED HIM@HE'S A SON-BASKET
WRITING A LECTURE@TEACHER GIVES F- FOR ASSERTEDLY AN ERROR IN THE WORD WAYRIOR
>>167036009ALL, WELCOME, AGA GIVE IT, UNDERSTOOD, AHA, TO COMMUNICATION
I HERE FOR THE HUMAN SOMEONE TO KNOW HOW TO SEE IT, NABERI ME ON DIGITS. AGA, BELTS, WAITING, TO COMMUNICATION
FUCKING THIS IS VNATURE PATHANSKY PODGON
I WILL JUMP TO YOU@WE'LL GRIND IT, BROTHA@YEAH, YEAH@LIKE A BOAR I WILL JUMP TO YOU@STAY ON NUMBERS@WE'LL TAKE IT ON A PENCIL@HUGGING YOU@YEAH, YEAH, GIVE, GIVE
2009@YOU AND THE BOYS IN THE 3RD GRADE WENT TO SEE "AVATAR"@CAM-RIP WAS SHOWN
THERE IS ONE LONGER, MUST BE MISSED@ALL ON MAZI, THE SUBJECT IS CHECKED@NOW HUMANS WILL HELP, I HAVE YOUR CHARACTERS YOUR CHIRCANUL, PLEASE WRITE TO ALL@LET ME ON THE PHONE
YOU'RE DYING ON THE HOSPITAL BED@ONLY FEW HOURSE LEFT@YOU ASK DOCTOR TO CALL YOUR EOT TO SAY GOODBYE, AND TO REVEAL THAT YOU LOVED HER WHOLE YOUR LIFE@EOT COMES WITH HER BAE - WHO IS JOHN EROKHEEN, HE CAN'T LEAVE HIS BEER CAN, AND CAN'T MAKE A SENTENCE WITHOUT SHIT FUCK ASS COCK MUTHAFUCKA
YOU'RE 22@GET ON THE BUS@NEXT GIRL 20-25 YEARS@"BOY, GO, I'LL LEAVE"@>BOY@THEN THE BUS GOES ON THE FUEL FROM YOUR PERDAK
>>167036217>boi
YOUNG MAN, IT IS NOT WRITTEN FOR YOU!
>>167036217YOU'RE 22@GET ON THE BUS@YOU TAKE YOUR SEAT, AND THERE IS ONLY ONE FREE SEAT LEFT, RIGHT NEXT TO YOU@A PRETTY GIRL GETS ON THE BUS@SHE LOOKS AROUND, SEARCHING FOR A PLACE TO SIT, BUT THEN SEES YOU AND DECIDES TO STAND
DON'T THROW AWAY THE BONES, GRANDFATHER WILL EAT
SON, YOU'D BETTER GO OUTFART SOMWHERE
>>167036009HELOU
>>167036338> SON, YOU'D BETTER GO OUTFART SOMWHERE> OUTFART
HEAD, PLEASE, GIMME MONEY!
>fart
BOHATO NOT LIVED - NECHA AND START!
>>167036426WE DIDN'T LIVE AS RICH@THERE IS NO NEED TO BEGIN LIVE LIKE ONES
>>167036426FARTED
>>167036457CATCH NEWFAGA!
>>167036465WITH DIP
SON, BRING ME THIS WEBSITE holds out a piece of paper, written a simple website, but don't give a fuck@OKAY, NOW GET UP. WHERE YOU DRIVE DOWN AND UP, I SAY!@WHAT DROVE SO FAST? WHAT YOU FLASHED, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ ANYTHING!@WHERE ARE YOU GOING, GET BACK HERE!!!@GO AT ALL OTSIUDOVA, ASSISTANT HERES! HELPS HE SO !!! DO NOT WANT - DO NOT!
DAVAI DAVAI@SUKA@BLYAT
Once upon a time a man bought a hat. He tried it, and it just for him.
WHEN WILL BE OUR GRANDCHILDREN?@WHERE THEY ARE?@OH, IT'S NINR O'CLOCK@SLAVIK, GO TO BED
TI EL? @CHTO TI EL
>>167035922 (OP)http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/753982510rat-kun
>>167036009u r faggot
I lose with this thread
YOU ARE ENGINEER FOR SAFE WORK@HAVE A COFEBREAK@TOKAR ROLL ON VAL
My one-year-vasik is hardshitgiver@I've tried everything but shitting happens poorly@he eats boob, i feed him with porridge and puree@I fart him through regularly and water with fenchel@What should i do to make my baby crap-crap!
НИКТО В ИНТЕРНЕТЕ НЕ ЗНАЕТ, ЧТО ТЫ КОТ
>>167036009reported
>>167036940*it fits
When I was 15 I used to take a shit and my dad had been ocasionally hanging out around the toilet asking me why I was so silent. First time I didn't respond so he tried to force open the door shouting: "Why are you keeping silence, what's going on there?" He started swearing and tellong me he's gonna knock down the door, also he used to swear when I forgot to flush the toilet, not only after I took a shit, but even right after the shit left my asshole saying that it stank. He used to tell me: "When I just took a shit I always flush it down and you have to do the same!" One day I was sitting on the toilet and heard that my dad stood right next to the door, so I wipe my ass and got on my knees - there's a chink under the door - so I watch through the chink and see my dad on his knees looking at me through the chink saying: "What's wrong with you? What the hell are you doing there?" By the way dad always drinks some decoction which makes him take a dump often, like 5 times a day, then he complains his ass is sore and farts. That's fucked up! That's a real story I'm not a troll.
>>167038110Kiedy miałem 15 lat, robiłem gówno, a mój tata spędzał czas w pobliżu toalety, pytając mnie, dlaczego milczę. Pierwszy raz nie odpowiedziałem, więc próbował otworzyć drzwi, krzycząc: "Dlaczego milczycie, co się tam dzieje?" Zaczął przeklinać i powiedział mi, że zapuka do drzwi, także kiedyś przysięgał, że zapomniałem spłukać toaletę, nie tylko po tym, jak wziąłem gówno, ale nawet zaraz po tym gównie zostawiłem mojego dupka mówiącego, że śmierdziało. Kiedyś mi mówił: "Kiedy po prostu wziąłem gówno, zawsze spuszczam go i musisz zrobić to samo!" Pewnego dnia siedziałem w toalecie i usłyszałem, że mój tata stoi tuż przy drzwiach, więc otrzepałem tyłek i padłem na kolana - pod drzwiami jest szpara - więc patrzę przez szczelinę i widzę mojego tatę na swoim kolana patrzą na mnie przez szczelinę, mówiąc: "Co jest z tobą nie tak? Co do diabła tam robisz?" Nawiasem mówiąc, tata zawsze wypija jakąś wywarkę, co sprawia, że często robi sobie kupę, np. 5 razy dziennie, potem skarży się, że jego tyłek jest obolały i pierdnący. To jest spieprzone! To prawdziwa historia, że nie jestem trollem.
>>167036064Heard you. Homunkulus will hop up. Then solve questions. On numbers.
>>167036578Sous?
>stupid dvachers think they invented bouhourts
>>167041329
An edited googletranslation. Got an issue with a word filter.
My name is Shoutan Himei. I'm sixteen years old, and I'm very tired.I like popular music and I like shoujo anime. I watch a lot of television, but I also read romance novels and I go to see movies whenever I have a chance; I'm a bit of a media hound, I guess, but that's normal for a girl my age and my allowance. I cry at the end of really emotional movies, or books, or shows, or whatever; so I make sure I bring hankies with me, just in case. That's normal too.I enjoy collecting stuffed animals and UFO catcher dolls more than anything else. At last check, I have about sixty seven and plans to get a few more once they're released next week; I keep up with the industry through websites specially made for collectors like me. But I don't leave them cooped up in their boxes or bags -- I keep my favorite ten dolls in bed with me, because they're good to cuddle when it's cold and make a great pillow when I just can't get comfortable enough to sleep. I don't have a very big room so storing them is a starting to become a real problem. I'm planning to buy a collector's professional looking glass display case soon, once I have enough money. I guess that could be a problem in an earthquake, but I think I can reinforce it enough to keep it safe.My school is Wazurau High School in a prefecture at the outskirts of Tokyo. My class is 2F, and I sit near the lockers in the back where the heat exchange vent is, since I get cold very easily. I do pretty well in school, especially in literature. My teacher tells me I'm reading and writing two grade levels above where I should be, so I try not to let it show a lot; no need to flaunt that or make anybody feel bad. Sometimes it's really hard to concentrate, which takes care of this for me... I get very tired, because I'm up very late. See, there are shows I can't see during the day because I'm usually very busy, so I can only see them at night... plus I have other things I have to do at night. From time to time.I guess I should explain why I'm tired, now that I think about it.My show is almost done, but I won't be able to go to bed soon. That's because I'm a perfectly ordinary girl and I have an ordinary life... but I've also got another life. And I hate it. I hate every minute of it.
What is wrong with my second pasta?
Did you notice how strange are backgrounds in all the stages? in the end it turns out that Reimu is a lonely orphan living in an abandoned shrine, and Gensokyo and all his residents she came up with as her imaginary friends. She lives on alms, so this whole topic with donations. also it is obvious that alms are not so much, therefore the box is always empty, and the hungry pale Reimu is laying down in the shrine, imagining adventures in a magical world and beautiful festivals with all its inhabitants.
It would be a good ending, in fact. There is no uncertainty, no continuation - full stop. Playtime is over; here it is, reality, stretched out before you. Go, be part of it, love, suffer, die under this hot and cold sun as your fathers and grandfathers loved and suffered and died before their fathers and grandfathers and fathers and grandfathers of their fathers and grandfathers. You can run away to your magical country without worries and sorrows, but you can not escape. Your life will still find you, gently grab you with ice claws, gently wrap you in a blanket from dust and bureaucratic waste and swallow you.
>>167036009
>>167036009You most going to hui, else you mother will ebatsya so mnoy
Poor Reimu is so tired of loneliness that her fictional world has become real, but only in her head. She developed schizophrenia. Sometimes her second personality takes control of the body, but as there is still nothing to do in the empty shrine, she lies and dreams, like the hostess of the body.
She imagines that she became a witch that flies on a broom, cooks an elixir from mushrooms, steals books and has fun. Her fate is even more unenviable.
After all, Reimu has a chance to find a way out, no matter how tiny it is,
and will not have, she is doomed.
>>167036578> Assistant heresChto-to in voice
>>167036994> ninrAll clear, neuch
>>167037656But you did must win
>>167037786Everlasting "smena"?
>>167036144Пропел. Проиграл.
>>167036054BUT YOU DON'T MIND
>>167042302Go nahui, this is opechatka.
>>167036274YOU'RE 22@GIRL IS COMING IN ON THE NEXT BUS STOP@THERE ARE 2 FREE SEATS@NEAR YOU AND NEAR HOBO@SHE SITS NEXT TO HOBO
>>167036009Fu
>>167044244HOBO SITS NEXT TO YOU
>>167035922 (OP)WANNA LEARN SOME ENGLISH@STILL AREN'T SUBSCRIBED TO THE BEST ENGLISHMAN TELEGRAM EVER@https://t.me/telegag1