Finn born in CCCP (Tallinn) coming to Moscow for the first time tomorrowWhat should i do there??I can speak and read some Russian, so i wont get raped and scammed by everyone.
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>>167326487 (OP)>wontwantslowfix
>>167326639no
>>167326487 (OP)> petrov> some russianNoo da.
>>167326487 (OP)Bump
>>167326487 (OP)Drink vodka listen to balalaika street musicians and find yourself a girl after fighting with bear.
>>167326487 (OP)PREPARE URANUS!
>>167326487 (OP)В очко себе посмотри.
>>167326487 (OP)>for the first timefor the very first time
>>167326487 (OP)Why you come to Moscow?
>>167326487 (OP)Say something in Finnish.
>>167327803perkele
>>167326487 (OP)>Петров>1989Коммиблядь, давай на православном, без этого брокен ангельского, плес
>>167326487 (OP)Fuck you bitch sosi kirpitch.
>>167327651will i get hot girls easily by telling them i can offer Finnish citizenship?>>167327775Visiting a friend and to see the city
>>167327775>Why you come to Moscow?Why do you come to Moscow?
>>167326487 (OP)-> /int
>>167327941>мяяям сматри я знаю англескей мам пачему ти не смотриш??Что сказать то хотел?
>>167327980/char/float
>>167326487 (OP)Pisku dassi jepaatti?
Fuck off, pekka, we're full
>>167327929So, visit your friend and look at city. Moscow is not Russia, nobody will rape you.
>>167327803Haluaisin ratsastaa karhulla halki punaisen torin Putinin kanssa>>167327895srry thats too complicated for me, keep it simple if u use russian
Go nahui, pidar.
>>167328156Combiblade, let's be Orthodox, without this broken angel, ples
>>167328233>Combiblade
>>167328130yes, im looking for suggestions on what to doI have already booked couple tickets for evening events at large theaters, and planning on visiting space museum and some war museums
>>167327996но я не знаю ангельского, никогда его целенаправленно не учил
>>167328233Fuck to you anus, forgot.
>>167328233yea i red something like that, but it made no sense, perhaps i was trolled
>>167326487 (OP)try to act as you from Finnland or something like that
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>>167328322>I have already booked couple tickets for evening events at large theaters, and planning on visiting space museum and some war museumsYes, you doing right.
>>167328328>пук
>>167326487 (OP)>iphone 6 plusI'm going to rape u
>>167328480why? :(some of the finnish quality goods im bringing to friend, for some reason russian prefer this pleb tier this cheese
НЕ ЛЕЗЬ БЛЯТЬ ДЕБИЛ СУКА ЕБАНЫЙ, ОНА ТЕБЯ СОЖРЕТ
>>167326487 (OP)>Petrov>FinnMy guess is that your mother is finnish.
Lol you got visa for 5 days? I got Finnish visa for 2 years recently
>>167327941>coming to Moscow>Why do you come to Moscow?Why are you going to visit Moscow?Поссал на пидораху, которая сама нихуя не знает на энглише и других учит.
>>167328557You can buy this cheese here in moscow too
>>167326487 (OP)гофукюселф
>>167326487 (OP)GTFO
>>167328627->>167328328
>>167328684В рот тебе поссал, маня. Хули лезешь к тому анону, если сам нихуя не знаешь.
>>167326487 (OP)Tverskaya at nightno discuss
>>167328582She was born in CCCP but had Finnish family, so we were able to move to Finland that way when CCCP fell in -91>>167328606dont need longer then that, i rarely visit Russia. It's easy to get visa any time i need one.
>>167328156Komi Republic-born bitch, let's talk in true god chosen language, without that broken engrish pls
>>167328557Russians are self-hating scum, they'll suck your dick off for a piece of western bread.
>>167328637dont think so, all milk products are banned from Finland at the moment>>167328772whats there at night? people raping u?
>>167326487 (OP)Пользуйся убером, не лови такси на дороге. Туристов иногда обманывают таксисты.Остерегайся азиатов вроде таджиков и узбеков. Они совершают бОльшую часть преступлений в Москве. Не пей с незнакомыми женщинами! Особенно если они первые с тобой знакомятся. Они могут подмешать тебе в напиток снотворное, а потом забрать твои вещи. Ну и держи свои вещи при себе, карманники есть на вокзалах и местах массового скопления людей. К финнам нормально относятся в России, не парься. Подходи к любому нормально выглядящему человеку если нужно будет, иностранцам обычно помогают.
>>167326487 (OP)>i wont get raped and scammed by everyoneWhy would you lol? Use uber or yandex.taxi, pay with card everythere, don't get fucked up (booze/shit) with strangers (works for any country). Don't be pussy, boi
>>167328741у меня все же грамотнее получилось чем у него
>>167328072Лол, красиво
>>167328893У него ошибка, манька, и у тебя, как может быть более правильно?
Btw how are prepaid cards with 3G / 4G? can i just pick one up at store / kioks?
>>167329025Da.
>>167326487 (OP)>i wont get raped and scammed by everyoneDon't walk at night, watch your luggage and don't bicker even if people are kinda rude - everything gonna be ok.Go to Red Square, Zaryadye and Gorky park.
>>167328855Well at least you could buy it a couple years back, but maybe it really is banned now
>>167329118>Go to Red SquareKeked from you
>>167328871>Пользуйся убером, не лови такси на дороге. Туристов иногда обманывают таксисты.>>Остерегайся азиатов вроде таджиков и узбеков. Они совершают бОльшую часть преступлений в Москве.>>Не пей с незнакомыми женщинами! Особенно если они первые с тобой знакомятся. Они могут подмешать тебе в напиток снотворное, а потом забрать твои вещи.>>Ну и держи свои вещи при себе, карманники есть на вокзалах и местах массового скопления людей.>>К финнам нормально относятся в России, не парься. Подходи к любому нормально выглядящему человеку если нужно будет, иностранцам обычно помогают. Thanks! i've been to St. Petersburg few times so o mostly know how to get by. Been actually scammed by Taxis first time i was there without my dad lol. After taking the taxi ride from St. Petersburg center to port the fucker put a sign saying the trip will cost 50€. Didint really care too much, distance like that would cost more in Finland.
>>167329171puts red square into ur anus
>>167329025Sure, take the passport with you. Be ready to speak body language as most of pidorahens can't into English.
>>167327775>>167327941>>167327996>>167328328>>167328475Беседа уровня /b/
>>167326487 (OP)>What should i do there??БЕГИ ОТТТУДА НАХУЙ. ПОКУПАЙ БИЛЕТ НА ПОЕЗД\САМОЛЁТ\ИДИ ПЕШКОМ НО ВАЛИ ИЗ ЭТОГО МОРДОРА!
>>167329297Либерахен, плиз. Россия довольно приятная страна для посещения
>>167329129yea they are, russians smuggle those goods to sell in black market now. U can legally bring like 5kg of cheese per trip, Finnish boarder patrol catches people with 100kg+ all the time https://www.is.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000005453043.html>>167329118I want to ride on a bear with Putin in red square, but yes will go to those places
>>167326487 (OP)Throw Molotov cocktails at commie's tanks... Uh,wait, wrong year
>>167329171Why not? Have some good time with chinese tourists, watch dead uncle Lenin, what's wrong?
Kurat, tule tagasi
>>167329351Ну хуй знает. Я был в Питере и в Москве. Питер красивый город, у меня там друзья есть. Но страна пиздец. Я бы не хотел тут жить.
For the sake of Allah
>>167329240okay thanks, i can speak enough russian to purchase stuff, i speak daily russian with my mother. It's just getting worse by year.
>>167329393>what's wrong>good time with chinese tourists>wait in a line for several hours to watch corpse>what's wrongYou are retarded, that's wrong.
>>167329488Allah pedik
>>167329530>It's just getting worse by year.It's useless, anyway, so don't bother
>>167329600might get some advantage from it in work life, so im trying to keep it up
Moscow City, Red Square, Kremlin and another shit places tourists always visit.
>>167329661Well, you know better. BTW, put capitals at the beginging of sentence, that's how we do it here on 2ch, melkobukovka
>>167329240Да он же говорит знает русский на базовом уровне. Мой текст вон понимает. Вполне ему хватит.
>>167329351Россия или москва, ты уж определись, это разные вещи.
>>167326487 (OP)What are you interested in? If you are intrested in arts beside Tretyakov gallery I can recomend you visit this https://www.bolshoi.ru/en/performances/62/ and this https://garagemca.org/en/exhibition/takashi-murakami
>>167326487 (OP)Go to Murmansk, Finland and Norway people are welcome here.
>>167329915Какие страны за пределами бСССР ты посещал?
>>167329442>для посещения > Я бы не хотел тут жить. Ты ещё и тупой, сука.
>>167329819Yes i can read and understand simple sentences like yours, just lazy to write in Russian myself; i'm really slow and type a lot
>>167329938>GaragePls, don't. It's an instant zashkvar
>>167326487 (OP)Да ты охуел! Я тоже Петров, и тоже 11.1989.
>>167330036How do you feel about cyrillic?
>>167329975Никакие. Зато я был в москве и в других городах россии, имел возможность сравнить.
>>167326487 (OP)Why are you coming to Moscow if you have no idea what will you do here?
>>167328156> some googly finnishtranslate perkeleshitU were told to say something. Use vocaroo or smth
>>167330154Lol, it's called tourism.
Tervist alates väike vennad.
>>167326487 (OP)There is nothing to visit in any city of the world in 2017. The best things are happening in internet.
>>167326487 (OP)Do u like hardbass ?
>>167326487 (OP)Is this you made?
>>167326487 (OP)> FinnWhat is your favorite metal band?
>>167326487 (OP)> Finnthe human
>>167326487 (OP)vitun virolainen neekeri
>>167329939My employer once had an office in Murmansk and some guys from Finnish office stayed there for ~year to start the opeartion. They still tell horrible stories about that place, one guy that robbed and beaten / stabbed so badly he is still unable to function. Our company's building had 24/7 guards on side etc.But that was in late 90s..>>167329938Bolshoi theater had none tickets 3 weeks before the trip for my dates. So example i already have tickets for this; https://www.ticketland.ru/teatry/teatr-rossiyskoy-armii/3d-shou-pola-negri-pola-negri/
>>167328373I'm goona give you some help here>Коммиблядь, давай на православном, без этого брокен ангельского, плесCommie-fag speak orthodox (russian), don't use brocken (transliterated) english (local meme, ангельский - adj. angel, английский - English) pls (transliteration again)
>>167330065Езжай в мск и спиздили его паспорь
>>167329938Also, you might like to check http://vdnh.ru/en/events/razvlecheniya/glavnyy-katok-strany-2018/
>>167328557Vittu Oltermanni on 5/5 kaikelle saatana
WAS WOLLEN THINKER VIVA ZABEN ALL
We're fucking full, we already got all types of central asian mongols
>>167330065klova!>>167330090I hate writing it>>167330154I do, but still askaing advice for things i may have not thought of>>167330288No :(>>167330296None, Nightwish if i had to choose one>>167330326Ime äitiis peelo :D
>>167330277ONE ONE THIS IS HARDBASSALL WEAR PANTS BY ADIDASAND ALL GAYS WEAR SHOES NIKE SNIKERSLISTEN TO HARDBASS'S BASS
>>167330523perkele
>>167330523Puhu suomea
>>167326487 (OP)когда женился?
>>167330523Ах ты пидор хорватский!
>>167330158okokhttps://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRZxXD0Rwi"Mr president Putin is a gentlemen and an scholar"
>>167330769>>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRZxXD0RwiFinnish sounds like a capella dubstep
>>167330769perkele
SUOMI ON PARAS!!!1111!1
>>167330691I'm not married lol>>167330891Vittu
>>167331035>Vittuче ебать
>>167328030
>>167326487 (OP)>so i wont get raped and scammed by everyoneOh boi
>>167326487 (OP)If you are lucky and sky is not covered with thick low clouds (which is unlikely in December) you should probably look at the city from Ostankino TV Tower or from sky deck in one of Moscow city skyscrapers. http://смотровая-площадка-москва-сити.рф/http://tvtower.ru/services/buro/
>>167326487 (OP)Have u ever been in Hanko?
>>167330065Так ты же оп. Нахуя ты семенишь?
From which part of Finland you are?
>>167331118okay thanks>>167331140No, but ment to go there many times. Will most probably in the coming Summer
>>167331140Если так твой мама имя, то был место
>>167331201Yoda we have with us. Very cool.
Красава, братан. Хороший улов.
>>167331345В лулзы, если это троллинг?
>>167331201Do not answer this one. He will come to your house with his bear and rape you with balalayka!
>>167331201From Turku
>>167331399сышь ебать ты там ета не пизди блят
>>167331399Охуеть лулзы пиздец. Соседи сбежались все поржать.
>>167331426>>167331409OH SHI!
>>167331462ТЫ ЧЕ МРАЗЬ БЛЯТЬ ОХУЕЛА ЕБАНОЕ ЧМО
Pidorashkas newer change
>>167331409Tili tiliTrolle Valle
>>167331550Sir your obscenities are not welcome here!
>>167331678I'm fucking you, pidor, rite in ur ripped anus
>>167331426Olitko puukotettu?
>>167331885No, i wasen't stabbed in Turku's "terror" attack
>>167331991proof or gtfo
>>167326487 (OP)You will probably need Moscow underground map. Take this.
>>167326639wont = won't, неужели так сложно догадаться?
https://youtu.be/NRZrH6gdpyQ
>>167332026Proof me that ur not an faggot first>You can't proof an negative
>>167332039Да вы, сэр не понимаете английского. Видимо, придется объяснить по-русски и в картинках.
>>167332241I am a faggot what's wrong with that u hateful pidorasque
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSHaVH9HhfIThis is how we view Putin in Finland
>>167332274U can't be Russian and Faggot, ull get stoned by Putin himself for such disgusting sin
https://youtu.be/1CHRehf7iU4
This is Sovok appreciation thread now comrades
FOR THE MOTHERLAND FIGHT FOR THE SOVIET UNIONhttps://youtu.be/ABCtU6NB_xs
>>167332571good shit, i'd like to visit Stalingrad someday
https://youtu.be/i7pbnTI1_LM
If you are going just to Moscow its ok because Moscow is another country, but dont go to russia pls
>>167326487 (OP)You speak english, right?But how do you like this: poshel nahui pidoras?
>>167333033idi nahui cyka blyat
>>167331224>No, but ment to go there many times. Will most probably in the coming SummerDo you know about "carousel" in the water near the beach there? What is the purpose of that?
>>167330324Проиграла
NJET MOLOTOFF?
OP, Do u like it?https://youtu.be/fliA5Hr8PeA
>>167333179Mathematical!
>>167332052Он его, типа, подъебал, дурила
>>167333098Yea, u can use it to jump into the sea. There are ropes hanging from it and u use them>>167333033Fuck u pizda, cyka blyat :))>>167333236Don't really listen to stuff like that, more of a fan of 90's eurodance lol
>>167326487 (OP)So if you're going there on your own there's not much for you to do but sightseeing I guessGo get drunk in a bar somewhere and then just chill whereever you like. don't forget to squat around like a true slav every 20 minsAlso try to get laid if you look ok, lol
>>167333409
>>167333409Can u advise something to visit in Suomi?Not very far from Helsinki, pls.
О, видел твой тред еще около полугода назад. Не думал, что опять встречу)
A NOO, CHEEKI-BREEKI I V DAMKI!
>>167326487 (OP)год тебя не видел на двачах
>>167326487 (OP)Do a barrel
>>167326487 (OP)hotite, mi vas osvobodim?
>>167336162Kak v 1940?
>>167326487 (OP)Can u take a photo of view from ur window? So interesting, I have never communicated with finn and i would like to see picture of Finland taken by REAL ALIVE FINNISH GUY, who sitting in front of his computer just like me. A usual man. Sorry for my eng.Why do you want to go to Moscow?
>>167334623> )
>>167328156Хочу покататься по красной площади на медведе вместе с Путиным?
>>167326487 (OP)Suomi stronk!
>>167336641>пук
>>167333862> very farI CAN ADVICE YOU TO LEARN SOME ENGLISH LANGUAGE SPEACH IN RUSSIA COUNTRY, FAGOT. THANK YOU! Не верю что в 2017 году молодняк может писать настолько лютую хуйню... вери фар, блядь
>>167328557Do you still use IRC?
>>167326487 (OP)>What should i do there??survive