Let’s talk on English in this thread!
how you feelin my friends?
>>170015502 (OP)davai>>170015568norm
>>170015614hey bitch looks like u.... cheatin?
Hello, go speak) Are there people from Europa in this thread? (sorry , my English bad)
>>170015568you're fucked up twice.
London is the capital of Great Britain
Ооооо, я смотрю ОП большой знаток английского!А как тебе такое?POSHEL NAHUI PIDOR
>>170015502 (OP)>on English
Is there anybody who works in foreign compaines? I'm interesting in people who use English in everyday emailing, speeching on work meetings and etc.How it is, guys? How are you feeling yourself when you use English language skills every day?
Sup, guys? What's new?
>>170015740what’s wrong? tell me about my mistake bro!
Easy, easy, real talkThink about this, man
>>170015691i wrote ‘feelin’ without ‘g’ as a slang
>>170015744Бля, самому же нужно поправиться. anyone, а не anybody
>>170015744You have no chance to work for a foreing company with that many grammar mistakes.
Hi, /b/rothers!Tell me something about your wearher. I know it may be not interesting theme to talk to, but we need to progress our skills someway.
>>170015927Nu blyad ebat,soryan.
>>170015788Hi, nothing. Yesterday was very bad.
>>170015895you foggoten a verb and <<'>>
>>170015927I would be work on "UpWork" (freelance), but I have not enough skill in programming(I am junior web-developer, 3 month on official job)
what did you eat at your breakfast?
>>170015862Not 'on', but 'in' english! Be sure to remember this.
>>170016000Since you're using slang it doesn't really matter if you use apostrophes. It looks weird.
>>170016102Okay thank you! I didn’t know that.
>>170016062buckwheat with dicks on shit sauce
Ur mom gay
>>170015967There is windy in dc2. As usual
THE OWNER OF XIAOMI COMES TO EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT
>>170016167I LOL'D (no)
>>170016154Glory to Ukraine!
>>170016062Breakfast is not a place or time. The correct way of saying is 'eat for breakfast'.
>>170016167And apple user ask him: what will you order?
>>170016217Oh, thanks to you
>>170015699with niggers.
>>170016267You can't make fun of someone for working at expensive restaurant. That just makes no sense.
ASS WE CAN
>>170016183Glory to heroes!
>>170016370Get your ass back here!
>>170016430Puck you!
>>170016333You're welcome. If you have any questions just ask.
Find Slavs trying to speak a human language@Cringe
OH SON-SYCH ALL PEOPLE YOUR AGE HAVE STARTED A FAMILY LONG AGO BUT YOU SIT BY YOUR COMPUTER ALL DAYS LONG AND YOU 26 YEARS OLD ALREADY!@FOUND THE TNYA, GO FUCK HER EVERY NIGHT@I WILL NOT LET YOUUUUUUU! I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GOING AND WHAT A PEOPLE AT THIS PLACE!!@AND I NO FOOD FOR YOU MORE! EAT AT THIS PLACE ASSHOLE!@THEY WILL KILL YOU@MAYBE YOU’RE A JUNKIE ALREADY?@OH WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR MOTHER! I HAVE PRESSURE SECOND CONSECUTIVE DAY! YOU’RE KILLING YOUR FATHER HE CAN’T SLEEP AND HE HAVE WORK TOMORROW!@TAKES DICK ON THOSE DEGENERATS AND GOING TO FUCK YOUR TYANOCHKA@COMES HOME@YOUR MOM TOOK COMPUTER PLAG AS 20 YEARS AGO
>>170016475@Suddenly remember that you are slavshit as well
>>170016527@spill the cum from own ass
>>170016475Show us some skill not just copy-paste.
Somone knous da wae tu ma quin?
>>170016527Even if I were a slav, you couldn't prove it.
thanks op for that arousing image. i fapped and cum so hard but it was embarrassing because a flock of crows was watching me the whole time. now the crows haunt my waking nightmares and have begun locking with each other, claw in beak, wing wedged in tail, as a sort of living breathing garment. the black mass has changed my skin from a beautiful tan to a nearly transparent thick and slow moving solid which leaves bone and muscle exposed if any crow is removed. my parents and friends think i'm dead. maybe i am. what's left of me only knows that the flock is forever hungry. my thoughts and actions are no longer my own. goodbye
>>170015502 (OP)Poshel nahui, pidoras.
>>170016474One little question. Who is true owner of Crimea?
>>170016623> FFAAAALSEEHa ha classic
>>170016630The soup is taken, it is not heated, it is not about my batya. He takes this soup, dumps it in a frying pan and starts to fry. Adds to it a huge amount of onions, garlic, pepper black and red MUKI! for viscosity, tomato paste on top. All this is cooked to smoke. Then it is removed from the fire and cooled down on the balcony. Then the dad brings in and generously starts to eat mayonnaise. At the same time he eats with a frying pan skryabaya on her with a spoon. Eats and whispers in a whisper.At the same time, he has sweat on his forehead. Kindly offers me sometimes, but I refuse. Do I need to talk about what wildest fartle then? The stench is such that the wallpaper from the walls are peeled off.
am i good translator? anons rate this shit! -> >>170016518
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>170016661USA
>>170016661Crimeans. The country belongs to its people.
Privet
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
>>1700167972tea
>>170015502 (OP)Cheeki breeki i v damke.
>>170015502 (OP)Okay. London is a capital of Great Britan. Cyka blyat, pashol nahui da?!
Mexico is cool
>>170016714you're good. let's go stroke each other
>>170016708i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a anime girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium
hustla crips fucc everybody
>>170015502 (OP)Helou are u gays everyone from Pidorussia? Nais to hear u gais!.
>>170015502 (OP)A nichego chto for vas, dicksuckerov, made special doska?
>>170016954"Hi guys. I'm called artem iskhakov and I want to tell a story about what happened tonight. 01/22/18 03:40I killed my neighbor. and you * l. twice. perhaps I will do it again, but it starts to cool down, slightly unpleasant to smell and not as narrow as it was the first time.
>>170017091google translate detected
Hello (sorry for my bad english)
>>170016601There is only one way through the cave
>>170017024Hello, im gay from Russia, where are you from? Lets do some cultural exchange, I want to share my aids with you, my dear friend from zaborder!
>>170017135I did it intentially you dumbass
mi volas poroli esperanton, junino.
>>170016344with arabs!
>>170017226I'm not hohol - thats ze first, second - you better to share your aids with your dad, babe.
kaj mi foros...
>>170017250>crapped yourself>tell everyone that you were just trolling
>>170016745>>170016832HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR
OP is a fag
It's good idea. I was searching English thread and I found it
Ahh, like embracing me? Ah?
>>170020041>11) юр. пытаться повлиять на присяжных или судей путем подкупа или иными незаконными средствами
>>170017358>use greentext>assume that you have a point
OP dick
My father ebashit' hell meals. Recipe medium because there is much of variants. We take a soup. Soup not warming, warming is not about my father. Then he place soup on pan and start friing. Adds to it a huge amount of onions, garlic, pepper black and red FLOAR! for viscosity, tomato paste on top. All this is cooked to smoke. Then it is removed from the fire and cooled down on the balcony. Then the dad brings in and generously starts to eat mayonnaise. At the same time he eats with a frying pan skryabaya on her with a spoon. Eats and whispers in a whisper "uhh fuck". At the same time, he has sweat on his forehead. Kindly offers me sometimes, but I refuse. Do I need to talk about what wildest fartle then? The stench is such that the wallpaper from the walls are peeled off.
>>170015502 (OP)i fuk ur mum u bi4n
Lets go to the gay club boooys
>>170015502 (OP)Oi! Top of the morning to ya m8!
>>170017358>crapped yourselfДедуль, так выражались наверное в 50-х последний раз.
>>170022158Oldfag ITT
СЛАВА УКРАiНi
>>170015729
op dick
i fucked you mom))0
HEY BUDDY, I THINK YOU HAVE PICKED THE WRONG DOOR
Salam aleikum
>>170034295FUCK YOU!
>>170034470NO! FUCK U!
>>170034648autistic screaming
>>170016453Puck you too buddy!
>>170034885tobi pizda
>>170015502 (OP)whats sup my brothers?how ya'll doing out there
>>170035384I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
The delegation had reported that a new women's prison had been opened.
I spent a day on 2ch searching for messages from the aliens to prove my theory.
These things that we're used to with forums don't exist on 4chan.
hey guys I just saw this really funny 2ch meme! It's called uganda knucles! haha I just wanted to share it all with you I kno de wae haha! that's an example of how to use the meme! do you guys like it? Please share it if you do!
Okay, now we talking about ur future in Russia.
>>170035760The answer is always a rape.
>>170016832>>170016745>>170018892ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>170015502 (OP)Anoni, nauchite menya angliskomu.
>>170035903Oh my god, again rape. Pls, stop dat shit. My black-red hairs it's not a reason for rape me.
Holy shit I fucking hate niggers, we need to send them back to Africa just like those goddamn illegal spics who are taking all the jobs!Hands off my sister ya hear, she's mine and nobody else's!
>>170035760I don't have any future in this country. And you too, I advice to remember that. And don't offer these subjects for a discussion, let's talk about something else, perhaps about more positive thing.
>>170036556Example? How about my mom? Do u want relationships with good 100kg milf?
Why the fuck I was born in this fucking America?
>>170037074LE'POTA
>>170037074>European license plates
>>170036885You guess what? I don't mind, If you are serious.
>>170038155She's very hot, Dont refuse.
>>170015729Не, не так. Для дохуя знатоков - пикрл.
>>170015502 (OP)
>>170015502 (OP)>onAhahahahahahah oh u
Op hyu
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Finally thread what i can understand t:finski