English-speaking thread starts here, dude!Wassup, 2ch. How y'all doin'? Pretty much?Wanna discuss some shit or nah?
Bumping.
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>>176273149 (OP)yeah gonna wanna pretty much, also guess what's the capital of mother russia
>>176273149 (OP)OP is dick
>>176273149 (OP)Fuck you mom, bitch.
>>176273241How's it going, man!>>176273248Cool! Do you mean Moscow? I've been in Moscow once, totally great!!!
>>176273711>How's it going, man!oh, brother, all allright, you know?arrrch... northern lights id beautiful, maan.
>>176273422>>176273657LMAO. Cheers!>>176273841Hell yeah, dude. A classic! So whats your fav sort?
>>176273711Yes, I've live in Moscow for a three years. I was coming here from a moohosransk. Today, I work in the greatest IT company of Russia.
>>176274207>Hell yeah, dude. A classic! So whats your fav sort?oh, man, my favorite sort its cheese, mmm.
вы ебланы пиндосовские
>>176274476I do not understand you, please, speak English.
>>176274545хуй соси англогей
>>176274545vi yeblany pindosovskiye
>>176274581Take it easy, baddy.
>>176274209Thats awesome, man! So what you like about your job? >>176274356A good one! Quality stuff. I prefer "Mob Boss" tho!
op is a cocksucking poser, no one speaks like that except subhuman niggers
I hope that I will be able pass my English exam in university. If I pass it I could graduate. Now, I learn language for a three hours every day.
My english is bad.
>>176274637That's very difficult shit, I should to learn new information every time.But I have enough money and to write programes interesting, so I like my job.
London is the capital of Great Britain.
Caucasian man in this ITT thread. Ansver your questions.
>>176275273Do you like fuck the russian whores?
Oh this chat only english man? Hi guys, whatsapp?
>>176275273You might be from Dagestan or Chechnya?
I'm worried about nightmares the third day.
>>176275337Yeah bro, they fucking pretty god. Altough, I wouldn't wedding with them, because they good for sex but they bad for the created family.
>>176275398No, Stavropol's land. You know that caucasians have expansia to south of Russia.
>>176274996No, man. Your English is pretty good. Please go on. We will listen you.
>>176275209In the nearest future Great Holy Moscow will be capital of the Earth planet.
Who is on duty today?
>>176275856Only in manya fantasis pidorah.
>>176275551Try to go to sleep in time and before midnight.
Вы жопой что ли на уроках английского слушали все? Как так получается, что в КАЖДОМ посте итт все написано с ошибками? Пиздец вы неучи.
>>176273149 (OP)Hello, there stranger. Are you from 4chan?
>>176275774Did you want to say "we will listen TO you", didn't you?
>>176275871I am sick since friday. My leg is red, painful and expanded. So i can't go to workplace but will go to the local clinic.
>>176275953Soon, you could to feel my cock in your sweet ass.
How much watches?
>>176276071Oh, thanks. I do not use the Google translater and write as I suggest it is right.
> 2018> not know english)
>>176276138Ten clocks.
>>176276176Such much?
>>176276071Sorry body, I would say "we will to hear you".
>>176276122Ты даже это с ошибкой написал, опущ.
>>176275945To to to to to. Stupid russian, you should learn how to speak English before you use it, okay?
>>176276200For whom how…
>>176276200Ten cocks>>176276176Suck much
>>176276233MGIMO finished?
>>176276276A-a-a-ask!..
>>176275953Lemme give u a taste of muhcock, bittttch
>>176276122Мне тоже больно стало от этого предложениямимо
>>176275577Two cup of tea for you bro.
>>176276122Yeah, he is typical rought stupid schoolboy. He said, that we did some mistakes in our messages, but he did it by the RUSSIAN language.
>>176273149 (OP)Could someone explain me what the actual fuck is this? Why is there an opinion that russians can't speak English well? What's the point after all?we were talking for half an hour before the question about my country was asked
>>176275871Your mamka.
>>176275762I from Stavropol's land too.
>>176276276Kharkhov philfak.
>>176276076> I am sick since friday. My leg is red, painful and expanded. You have my condoleses. Rash is bad luck.> So i can't go to workplace but will go to the local clinic.How long you waited in queint to doctor? There were "babushkas" in gueto?
haha engrish ecks dee cyka blyat nahooj pshel op huy learn how 2 spell properly u scrub
>>176276218English, moterh foka, do you speak it,?
This thread will be RUINED
>>176273149 (OP)Doing copious amounts of pretty much. They're turning out quite pretty, and tehre's much of them as well. Muh nigga bbz luv k qt p bb =p Yo know wha IMMA sayin'?
>>176276351Cause there are a lot of russian tourists in his country, who can't speak English well. That is why he thinks so, I guess. But you know what? As I see, you play chess. What rating have you got in lichess or any other platform?
>>176276222Not Okay. Please point where is the actual mistake or go and fuck your mama.
V /int/ bydlo
The sun is shining!
>>176276416Go fuck yourself, stupid kid.
>>176276222No. I know English very well. Shut your mouth, son of bitch.
>>176275953The point is to provide the info you want to share. Noone in English internet cares about some mistakes if your text is not 90% mistakes haha. However the only people I know who give a fuck about little mistakes or so is edgy Russian teenagers (just as you are) so you better chill out a bit and stop being toxic.
>>176276308
>>176276483I don't really understand the question about rank and also what is lichess? I just play for my own pleasure. I guess I'm pretty decent in chess as I play it for like a 7 years or so.
>>176276222Ukrainian pig, you should arrive this Russian imageboard.
>>176276420>You have my condoleses. Rash is bad luck.Many thanks.>How long you waited in queint to doctor? There were "babushkas" in gueto?No, no. I went to the doctor in the friday and called the ambulance in the weekend. Its not dangerous but my leg still hurts and it is visible how my desease is progressing.
>>176276531No in the Moscow.
>>176276727Ну вот и чем тебе тред не угодил?
>>176275943In pidorahas' manya-fantasies only.Вот так правильно.
If you don't stop speak English I gonna call PD an major wil get you sitting on the bottleneck!
>>176276797Овощ не осилил ангельский, и у него бомбит от этогоRetard couldn't learn language so his ass got blowed up
>>176276637Пиздуй обратно в тамблер и инстаграм со своим токсик. Борда русскоязычная, нехуй тут общаться на английском, не зная его.
>>176276870Bitch how old are u haha? Hmm I'm guessing under 16 from your behavior. You've got to do some work on your toxicity. Or you can stay in your current state - toxic retarded child. However zero fucks will be given by me. Farewell weirdo.
Welp I see one more kiddo got affected by being unable to speak multiple languages and started to ruin the thread... Best wishes to everyone who actually spoke English, was glad to talk to you guys. Good bye there, guess we'll meet in another thread sometime. Btw I've got to not forget to report this fucker before I leave.
>>176276829But why, comrade major? We learns the English language not for starting the shitty tractor, but for asking american prisoners about where is the Tramp's shelter.
>>176277133Haha enjoy your staying in ban dickhead :)
Буржуй? Пади сюды, начинай позу стула и слушай. Ты когда хочешь начинать thinking about Russian, ты что ебанутое? There's not проживания в консервных банках, dude. I mean ты помираешь here because you are don't understand what do u do. Надеюсь я понятно говорю как начинать thinking,что бы не сосанing хуев в консервных банках? Я совсем плохой на учебниках Станиславского, но ебать brother Lui Lui , тебе лучше living on an nigger big black cock! There are заебись зарплаты there. Do you know what I'm saying? We have very short запчасти, мы голодания со времен Stalin изнасилование на фронте Soviet army, many водка. People start drinking alcohol in my ass. Рыгают на кресле и making funfiriki. Run man! Run like your daddy in the Vietnam war.
>>176277240You're so funny wasting your time on this haha moron
>>176277293Yeah yeah come on
>>176277115He is child its right. But purpose for that he did it is to "throll" us and provoke us to aggression on the language that we know not so good.Its very funny and he is acheeved it!
Have you ever noticed how russians are inserting unnecessary interjections whenever they're trying to write in English? It's like they turn themrselves into some dumb thots texting their boyfriends or something. It's so cringy, unnatural and pathetic, that I usually end up composing a post similar to this one and abandoning the thread.
>>176277148There is nothing to do for you. Good luck with your ass on the bottleneck.
>>176277267Well, we all wasting pretty much time sitting on this board. We are lost and damned. We have no future. Misaki will not come.
>>176277349Well I can say I know English pretty good and there's no problem for me to use it for saying literally anything I need. And I don't think the point of this kiddo' trolling is to show us how bad we are in language. I guess he's kind of stupid or retarded so he can't learn languages except of his mother tongue, so that's what makes him angry. I can just feel sorry for him being weirdo. Ah and I also can report him which I already did.
>>176277398Please no! I will call for Navalny and the European Court.
>>176277570bump :)
>>176277597ᅠ
>>176277627bump :)
>>176277673ᅠ Хуй саси, чмоня
>>176277491Maybe you're right. On this board there are so many "patriots" and Kremlin agents, so one of them could attack this thread, because its about the language, our "enemies" speak on.
>>176277755ᅠ
>>176277358Hello, you trying to be smarter then you be. If I meet with you in real life I'd kick your ass, glassing con. You live in a toilet when you learning at school, it's truth?
>>176277762ᅠ
>>176277367You're lieing.
>>176277808ᅠ
Hello original poster! I hope you gonna get cancer and die horrible death. And i wish your family to get murdered because they allowed birth of such bio-trash.
>>176277835ᅠ
>>176277835Хотя, двачую этого
>>176277843U mad, bro?
>>176277879What do you mean?
>>176277762Little do they know, linguists aren't needed anywhere but their home country, because they can't live off of their profession elsewhere.
>>176276171Just like you.
>>176277865Oh, ok then. Great minds think alike, didn't they?
>>176277901ᅠ
>>176277835Why are you so angry? Women not giving sex for you?
>>176277922ᅠ
>>176277762Not trying. I am. Regarding the rest of your fuckmess of a post, I've no idea what you meant there.
>>176277998ᅠ
Imagine you met a 10/10 girl in Internet. So you decided to meet IRL. Came to the spot and see pic related. Your actions?
>>176278043ᅠ
>>176278043Not mine.
>>176278132ᅠ
>>176278043eto pizdes
>>176278132Not yours what?
>>176277970I dont't think so. Your mommy was really happy when she was conquered with my dick. I'm just trying to be truthfull with you.>>176277985Yes, i love to think about pepe helicopters.
>>176278194Me too. They're cute
>>176278177Not my actions.
>>176278194You're such a jerk
>>176278264ᅠ>>176278318ᅠ
>>176278318I'm helping you to speak english in a fiery conversation, is it sounds bad for you? Are you taking my insults seriously? Then it's you who has anger issues not me.
>>176273149 (OP)OP, I can see you are learning English, and have used western movies to try and improve. It is good - but you should be less active with the slang. You sound very карикатура.Also - 'pretty much' would be used in a situation like this:"So, you are taking it in the ass tonight?""Pretty much." (It kind of means 'yes, that is generally correct' )Or you can say 'pretty much' in some contexts to say 'almost exactly'."I like football. It's pretty much the same as basketball, but you play it with your foot". Strange example, but you get the idea."So, he's gay?""Pretty much."This is what you sound like to native speakers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ipAiS4rbK8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sPNP8Zir0Y>>176274209"I came here from a moohosransk">>176274637"What do you like" is more correct, but we actually say "What you like" in British English more often - so it is no problem."A good one!" -> simply "Good one!", however in this situation it is not correct. It is used when someone makes a statement, and you think it was clever or otherwise good."He's a fucking faggot who should rip his eyes out""Haha, good one"or"Your mom is gay" "Haha, good one" (sarcastic usage, this is the more common usage)>>176274800Perhaps these would apply more to the context:"If I pass it, I will graduate"or "If I pass it, I will be able to graduate"And - "I learn this language for ..." is better than "I learn language for" - the second one suggests you just learn languages in general, the first one suggests you are learning a specific language.>>176275551"I'm worried about nightmares for the third day"Or, more specificly, you would say.."I'm worried about nightmares for the third day in a row">>176275577"Yeah bro, they fuck pretty good. Although, I wouldn't marry them, because they're good for sex, but bad for the family it creates">>176276076Expanded -> swollen. Uncommon word. Otherwise all is correct.>>176276158You could say "I do not use the Google translatOr" but it sounds less natural."I do not use Google's translator" is also correct, and it sounds more natural, but..."I do not use Google Translate, I just write what I think is correct."Is most correct and natural.>>176276138>>176276176>>176276200>>176276233None of this makes sense, it's just trolling. Making it clear so nobody is confused.>>176276316Two cups.>>176276323'Rought' is not a word. 'Rough' is a word - but not for this context. You could say he is a "retarded, brainless, idiotic" schoolboy for example."He said that we MADE some mistakes in our messages, but he did it USING the Russian language"Why 'made'? Because you created the mistakes, you did not 'do' them.Why "using"?'by' is a more simple word, often used with another word and not alone. Like this...You walk by using your legs. You clap by using your hands. You talk using your mouth.You can also say you walk 'by' something - "I walked by the shop", in this context it means "I walked past the shop".So you could say "he did it by using the Russian language", or more expanded "he did it by means of using the Russian language" and it would be correct. But it sounds less natural and makes it too complex."he did it in Russian" is shorter and more natural. Some example sentences: "He is speaking in Russian" "he said it in Russian">>176276351In video games, often people hear Russians speaking together, and they don't understand. So they assume all Russians are like this. It's just sheep-like thinking. Also, your English is superb and all is grammatically correct - but "What's the point" means "What is the reason in DOING something", and not "What is the reason BEHIND" something. So,Bob said "We can go to the cinema"James replied"What's the point? It's boring."That is correct.But..."All blacks are violent.""What's the point?"This is not correct.>>176276471This is just more trolling.>>176276483These are more natural and correct:"I see you play chess""I noticed you play chess"It seems you wished to say something like "as far as I can see, you play chess" - this would mean something pretty much the same as "as far as I know" or "as far as I'm aware".It could mean something like "using the information I have in my brain, but I could be wrong"An example:"Do you know anything about Josh's school grades?""Well, as far as I am aware, his grades are good.">>176276222His sentence is perfectly fine. You should not be so rude about mistakes, when only you are making mistakes. 'Russian' should have a capital 'R'. Schoolboy error for a schoolboy poster.>>176276420Condolences, con do len ces. "Having a rash is bad luck""How long have you waited in vain for a doctor?" or "How long have you waited in vain to go to the doctor?" would both be correct. "in queint" is very old English. When you do something 'in vain', you do it 'without purpose'. "I waited for him in vain" = "I waited without purpose, because he never came">>176276762"I went to the doctor on Friday" ... "called the ambulance on the weekend""its" -> "it's" (it's = it is)"desease" -> "disease"Otherwise all is good.But yes, hopefully all goes well with your rash, anon.
>>176278524I just said that. Nothin can insult me
>>176278701I can insult you and your bio-trash family all day long. Nothing can stop me from achieving my glory in your humiliation.
>>176278646
>>176278646Lol thanks for this huge a tough explaining
>>176278956Wowie! It's just a PNG picture how it's moving like GIF one? Is this a magic, are you a sorcerer?
>>176279060Stupid retard, right-click on that and choose "inspect" option and you will see that it's a GIF.
>>176279060It's GIF. Are you stoned?
>>176279060>>176279146or just open it in a new tab
>>176278043I... I dont now. In one hand, she is very pretty, in other she disabled.
>>176273149 (OP)Sup, OP.Today has been a pretty shitty day for me.First things first. I haven't slept all fucking night and this made me too fucking dizzy. I was lying on the bed this whole time 'till 12 AM. Once I finally got out of my bed I decided to finally take a cig, just to shake myself up with that nicotine. I went to the balcony, smoked for a while and dropped cig butt into ashtray. About a hour in I hear someone kicking my door, I opened the door. Guess what? Neighbour from lower floor screamed at me "YO MAN THE BALCONY, IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!". I ran to the balcony and saw how fucking ashtray was gone and balcony sheathing was burning. Thank god it was just in time and I managed to put out the fire.The day was going on. I was cleaning up mess on balcony. Decided to take a cup of coffee. And guess what? The moment I came to the stove, the exctractor fan fell off of wall and hit me in the head.All fucking day I was sitting and remembering only one quote from Kaz Miller.Why are we still here? Just to suffer?Fucking hell. I wanna die so hard rn...
>>176279182>>176279060Look at a file's name it says that it's a PNG.
>>176277553Ok, but now bend over!
>>176273149 (OP)>or nah? DI NAH )))
>>176273149 (OP)>go be fat somewhere else
>>176279250She just has limited capabilities.
>>176279274One anon already told you how to check file extension. Truly you are a fucking retard.
>>176274996But my hip-hop is reall.
Screw y'all
>>176278646Thank you! That's why I came in this thread.
You all devil's pommels
>>176279284Miserable wolfs!
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?
And now it is ponythreadCalling all ponies!!!!!!
>>176273149 (OP)You love cheese pizza?
Just ignore the trolls. It's a nice thread.>>176276829"If you don't stop speaking English, I'm gonna call the PD (police department) and the major will get you in a chokehold!">>176277349"The child is right, but the purpose for what he did is to "throll" us, and to provoke us into being aggressive, because we know we are not so good at the language""... the purpose for that which he did" is more similar to what you said, and is correct too, but it is more formal. So people will say 'the purpose for what he did' more often.Maybe you said "he is achieved it" - because the achievement continues from the past into the present. When you achieve something, it doesn't disappear forever - the effects of that achievement continue. But it is correct to say "he has achieved it"An explanation - but it's not important, you should not think too much about this since it could overcomplicate a simple idea: When you have achieved something, that achievement kind of continues into the future. When you achieve a good grade at university, that grade stays with you. You achieved it in the past, but we know because of the context that it continues into the future. So we say "I achieved something" "We achieved our goals" "He has achieved what he wanted to do.">>176277358This guy is the same poster as >>176276222>>176277998You can see with this post, he is trying to again exploit that you are learning the language. He just wants to troll. >>176278524More trying to exploit, he is not doing it very stealthily, in fact it's pretty easy to see.He is only a troll, trying to feel good by making other people feel bad. Such people find it difficult to feel happy naturally. Ignore him, he isn't important anywhere outside of his own brain.>>176277491Perfect.
>>176279740bump for the best princess
post goddamn ponies
>>176279954Ponies is shit
>>176280004of course not, you silly
Mudoebi bleat
bump
>>176273149 (OP)пишу разговорную речь с орфографией, которую нэйтивы никогда не ставят@лук ай эм спикинг енглив лике нативе спиакер
>>176280207Вместо орфографии у них гринтекст
America is great capital of london
>>176279820Twillight is my special ponyes!Every day I'm perishing! O, God, if you exist,then send me to my beloved, or kill me, please!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!11
>>176279268It can seem like an ocean of meaninglessness. It might seem impossible, but you can enjoy life. The effort to climb from the deep pit where you are now is large. The motivation to crawl from it is small. But if you can find a reason to push and climb - search, search, search - you can get there. These may just seem like words to you, and maybe they are. But if you think and consider enough, they can turn from words to feeling. From feeling to drive. And from drive to climbing out of that pit.The ending of Metal Gear Solid 2 has many interesting words which you could think about. The opinions, thoughts, and perceptions of others don't matter. You are you - the things you like, dislike, want. Nobody else should affect that.Think outside the box. Discard everything you have been told to believe, and think for yourself.
>>176280360She loves you too, anon.
Hi fellow Russians, native here, feel free to ask me anything!
>>176273149 (OP)Оо, а может на 4ведро зайти и тоже создать пост "Здорово ёбта, по-русский кто-нибудь баклает ?"
>>176280450I don't have proofs. This is an anon statement from the internet.If I knew that she loved me, it wold made me happy.
>>176280689Периодически на реддите встречаю русскоговорящих, и мы превращаем всю ветку в филиал /б.
>>176280674What size of your dick (хуй) ?
>>176280843Красавчик
>>176280902None of your business.
>>176280674Tits ot GTFO
>>176280400I dunno about living by the quotes from vidya.But one thing came up to my mind by the end of the day.I might have had a really shitty life for the last 6 years, and a lot of crap happened in these years. But! I'm still somehow alive. Not even a scratch. Even after today's events. And I don't like it. Just too much shit have happened, is happening and I know for certain will happen. Makes me crazy, you know.
>>176280949I'm male so you don't wanna see my tits.
>>176280843>на реддите
>>176280985So gtfo
>>176281014No I won't.
>>176273149 (OP)nah
London is the capital of Great Britain?
>>176281106>Britain>Great
>>176281167Are you from India?
bb
itt: a bunch of wannabe english-speaking faggots utterly fail any and all attempts at proper usage of the languageinb4 my grammar sucks big time, too
>>176281523At least they're trying to do it properly. Without going into the cyka blyat levels of grammar, you know.
Из-за этого петуха Абу, тут даже иностранцы писать не могут, вот он чорт/Мудохаться с прокси никто не будет
>>176281896i know but it's so uncanny valley like this >>176273149 (OP) that it makes me cringe. Why can't people just PRACTICE the damn english with bloody native speakers? Shoite like this rustles my jimmies to no end.
>>176282123If you think that's something is cringy, then don't pay attention to it. Let him hit up some natives with that speech and watch him run away in tears of shame. We're humans after all and most things we learn about, we're learning them through the trials and errors.
>>176273149 (OP)> Wassup >y'all >doin'>Wanna>or nahШкольник не палится
>>176276351>an opiniondis iz why
Do u now de wey?
Rolled inHi anonymouses
Is there any anonymous chatroulets on english speaking part of the web? Just like chatvdvoem
>>176284916The answer is negative.
>>176282501You understanding in english is "RussianPidoras" level. Eat dust and cry because in reality my knowledge is far superb. I am located on "ProgressivAnal" tier of english know how. You can find it impossible to achieve even if you waste years and wait when you old
>>176283387Imagining yourself is not a scholnikBeach pls. Tits or gtfo.
Where is all english knowing speakers at? Lets speak on english
>>176284679Roll out, you dipshit
>>176285680What do you mean about building Crimean bridge?
>>176285680>on englishLet me speak from my heart /thread
>>176286017Hold it! Rolled out inside your ass opening.check out
>>176273149 (OP)OP is cock./thread
>>176286064I not building excuse me. Try ask individuals from tatarstan they build alot. >>176286065Precisely exact! He such a good at english talk. Real hero
>>176286090How did you accomplish the act of rolling out inside my neghole?
>>176280207фром май харт
I am worried about getting to know a new English dialect here.
>>176286247With ease. just try answer your mom she have an idea on this topic.
>>176286377Dont be worried.Just let it happen.
>>176286434Do you even comprehend what are you typing?
>>176286377This be C2 "Upper InterAnal" point of english know. The advancest of all of them
>>176286548School kid flooshed and ripped because in addition he has lowest english know level than me. Dirty A2 idiot in 5 year school class.Become jealous
Индусы, блять.
>>176286823Excuse ruski but you idiot because you know no english word. You found it not possible to speak. Go kill your own self pls tbh.
>>176273711>totally greatAre you a kinda shit-eater?
>>176286989Two kind regards to this sir anonimousegoodspeed
>>176273149 (OP)> Looking at monkey ebonics, making slavscum feel like an English-speaking person be like
>>176273149 (OP)Nah
>>176287251>Tfw frog poster>Tbh in reality saying word "slavcum"Btw kys you bigotGo away on reddit from it you came here.
Hel loy guys. An academic from Oxford is here.I L I K E ANIME
>>176287611Good greetings! You learn present continiums yet or you no time waste for it? Very reassuring looking at Oxford royalty itt in this forum topic. Wery exited hear you speak opinions.
>>176287479>tefewe frugg pusteerBitch ass whore, you can't tell me what to doYour slav excuses look ridiculous
>>176287479не совсем понял использование to be honest в контексте. Эт ты ошибся или я не догоняю?
>>176287824Sit down immature man! You arested by breaking rules of english speak. Your individual made errors there and here. It is no tolerable. Proceed to you punishent by shaka-laka dick lick 10 times or specially talented man policeman would take a big shit defecation on you ugly mug face.>>176287875You not dogonaish my dear lad. Me is much more gifted in english speach than your. I am obliviously superior as a speaker
>>176288108Is this an awful joke or you're actually this bad at grammar?
>>176288108Ладно, это уже скучноЕсли хотел общения на ангельском, я бы на форчан сходил.Доброго треда, супириор спикер, ебаный рот.
>>176288235Ripped and flooshed again my lad? Idiotic schooler you happen to be horrid speaker. I therefore ban your existence from this noble speaker thread of speechSigned and assured by king of britain, no discuss of this punishment order is allow.>>176288248You just a lauching-stock. You english know-how is so poor you retreated backwards to you mongolic mova. Be jealous slut.
>>176287742Nah dude, you don't need any present continious or other shitty time and grammatics rules to be undertanded by others. Moreover, if they can't actually do this, they definitely not worse your attention.
ましは,日本語を話しましょう‼おちんぽが大好き!!
>>176288539Preciselly fascinating! As expected of Oxford professor. So much genious and talent in one self.Britain king really needs to spawn more of you peoples around britain and we speakers would live good lives again because of this cource of action
>>176288599Nani? Speak human languahe onegai
>>176288599By the power and order of king of britain begone unclean gook speaker. You lot is no tolerance or allowance in the royally noble english speaker forum topic
>>176288599And ching-chong to you, fine sir.
>>176288748Gook speaker is no fine sir my good great lad. Fooled be not because of his self vile shenanigans. Loyal you be to the britain king the one and only the holy speaker
LMAO! Look at this russian plebs, who think that they rly can speak in English. I hope you will die soon. See ya plebs!
>>176288932>Tfw speaking the word "plep"Kys and die unclean dirty ruski mongoloid speaker. Your existence is no mach for big talent and gift of C2 english superior speakerBow to you lord swine
>>176288647By the way, mister, what's your attitude to dirty Merican language and it's similar? As for me, the white-blooded English aristocrate, listening to that dirty sounds makes me sick.
>>176289061Good evening brother. I am on your side, I hate on those bloody bastards too.
>>176289061Any speakers of non english speach is understood as heretics the uncleans by king of britain and thereafter should be impaled and kys slayed on sight in order to make way for glorious superior english speakers overlords.Mexican speakers may be use as slaves in the present day but be vigilant to cut their tongue organs and mouth-shit in order to render it impossible for the vile speakers to utter their disgracefull speach
>>176289227Damn it, I start writing normal again. Well, I kept it up for longer than I trough I would be able to. It was fun, shame nobody played along much. ALL HAIL BRITANIA! TRUE BE ENGLISH SPEAKERS THE SUPERIORS DIE TO THE UNCLEAN NON ENGLISH SPEAKERS
>>176288748>>176288705>>176288694お前ら!何私ことを言っています?うるせえ!日本人は世界の一番賢い、丁寧な、そして美しい 人々!ブリタニアを絶対に壊す!外人を絶対に殺す!
>>176289227Very radical. I found it a quite i teresting... But in fact, just now you have choosed Mexicans from all non-English speakers scum, isn't it? Too many glory for them, man
Hey everybody I’m new fella here, warm me up boys, gimme some lessons - whats going on? What should I say? should I fuck someone’s mom?
>>176289393Such filty gook consider invasion? Not tolerable! Invade gookistan at imidiate pace!Anata wa shine onegai. Kusokurae bakayaro. Watashi wa sekuso anata wa no okasa to otosa
>>176273711>In MoscowI've been TO Moscow you halfwit
>>176273149 (OP)Welcome to Russsia. We here suck tatar cocks every day. Will you join us?
>>176289701You've forgotten that you suck Ukrainian dicks too.
>>176289767Yes, yeas, we do. And we always pretending that we do it, because it's normal business and we like it.
Finally, english speaking friend can read our holy script!Holy Bible of KirishChapter 1.At first Father created the sky, and live also in the sky, and desired father, that ethernal darkness must have an end. And lit the Father spark that gave the beginning of the light on the sky, but could not the father remover the darkness, for her there was it’s own time – night.In Day – light, darkness – in night.But along with this, any action of the Father had its consequences. And formed was between the darkness and light the “Genesis”, without knowledge of Fathere beside the genesis, in the dark and light another entities were born, formless clots of energy, created like a counterweight to everything, that Father created.Father still continued live in the sky, suspecting nothing.And was born the son of the Father, and was name given to him – Kirish.But son was extremely capricious and presumptuous, and set off he beyond the borders of Sky, and found he the Genesis, and saw Kirish in genesis intelligent creaturs of very different kinds.And attracted people the Kirish, and traveled Kirish to the Earth, and settle he along with them on the Earth, and started to live like everyone.And was the Sky, and were they born in the darkness and light.And was not that then Kirish together with father, because Kirish lived on Earth along with people.And started fight, and disappeared Father, together with creatures he fought.Having found it out, Kirish travaled there, where back then was Sky, but nothing there he found.And fell Kirish into the deep sadness.And desired Kirish turn Father back, but returning Father by Son will attract thosem who literally saying against creating, absorbs and destroys.And returned Kirish, and was Father angered against his son, and fucked the Kirish in the mouth.And fell Kirish ill, and fell here into anger that can only be compared with the anger of Father.Darkness started to cloak around the Son and Father.But the anger of Kirish rised and rised, and absorbed Kirish into himself all his protagonists.And absorbed he all the anger, and all the void that creatures of Darkness and Light were full of.And changed the Kirish’s inside world , and killed Kirish Father.But did not die down Kirish’s anger, in him raged a scay madness, and void of these born by Darkness and Light creatures.Anger weakened, and the madness started take power on yourself.But didn’t let the madness out, and died something inside Kirish.And voided everything inside Kiish.And started he become mad because of lack of feelings.And traveled Kirish back to Eath.And continued he live on Eath, but yet no longer like everyone.These, that earlier seemed to him normal, became for Kirish strange.And Kirish himself was not accepted, and wandered Kirish into Kazakhstan.And settled Kirish in Almata.
Well, thank you for good time spending here. Especially King_of_Britain-kun, you're good knightmaybe. See you later, comrades. I'm going to watch anime. God bless the King, yours Oxford-kun
>>176290079>I'm going to watch anime. That's my onii-chan.
>>176289904Read the holy fucking script! This is a next-gen religion! This would be the new worldview for millions of people on our planet! The new crusade comes, in the name of Godsatan Kirish.