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Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:08:17  176273149  
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English-speaking thread starts here, dude!

Wassup, 2ch. How y'all doin'? Pretty much?
Wanna discuss some shit or nah?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:09:22  176273206
Bumping.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:10:03  176273241
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Helloy)
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:10:10  176273248
>>176273149 (OP)
yeah gonna wanna pretty much, also guess what's the capital of mother russia
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:13:22  176273422
>>176273149 (OP)
OP is dick
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:17:36  176273657
>>176273149 (OP)
Fuck you mom, bitch.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:18:42  176273711
>>176273241
How's it going, man!

>>176273248
Cool! Do you mean Moscow? I've been in Moscow once, totally great!!!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:21:16  176273841
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>>176273711

>How's it going, man!
oh, brother, all allright, you know?
arrrch... northern lights id beautiful, maan.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:28:42  176274207
>>176273422
>>176273657
LMAO. Cheers!

>>176273841
Hell yeah, dude. A classic! So whats your fav sort?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:28:45  176274209
>>176273711
Yes, I've live in Moscow for a three years. I was coming here from a moohosransk. Today, I work in the greatest IT company of Russia.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:31:55  176274356
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>>176274207

>Hell yeah, dude. A classic! So whats your fav sort?
oh, man, my favorite sort its cheese, mmm.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:34:33  176274476
вы ебланы пиндосовские
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:36:05  176274545
>>176274476
I do not understand you, please, speak English.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:36:54  176274578
>>176274545
хуй соси англогей
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:37:03  176274581
>>176274545
vi yeblany pindosovskiye
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:38:20  176274632
>>176274581
Take it easy, baddy.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:38:26  176274637
>>176274209
Thats awesome, man! So what you like about your job?

>>176274356
A good one! Quality stuff. I prefer "Mob Boss" tho!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:39:02  176274661
op is a cocksucking poser, no one speaks like that except subhuman niggers
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:41:58  176274800
I hope that I will be able pass my English exam in university. If I pass it I could graduate. Now, I learn language for a three hours every day.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:46:01  176274996
My english is bad.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:47:07  176275054
>>176274637
That's very difficult shit, I should to learn new information every time.
But I have enough money and to write programes interesting, so I like my job.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:50:18  176275209
London is the capital of Great Britain.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:51:33  176275273
Caucasian man in this ITT thread. Ansver your questions.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:52:58  176275337
>>176275273
Do you like fuck the russian whores?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:53:29  176275365
Oh this chat only english man? Hi guys, whatsapp?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:54:12  176275398
>>176275273
You might be from Dagestan or Chechnya?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:57:02  176275551
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I'm worried about nightmares the third day.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 19:57:39  176275577
>>176275337
Yeah bro, they fucking pretty god. Altough, I wouldn't wedding with them, because they good for sex but they bad for the created family.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:01:07  176275762
>>176275398
No, Stavropol's land. You know that caucasians have expansia to south of Russia.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:01:18  176275774
>>176274996
No, man. Your English is pretty good. Please go on. We will listen you.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:02:46  176275856
>>176275209
In the nearest future Great Holy Moscow will be capital of the Earth planet.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:03:02  176275871
Who is on duty today?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:04:12  176275943
>>176275856
Only in manya fantasis pidorah.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:04:13  176275945
>>176275551
Try to go to sleep in time and before midnight.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:04:23  176275953
Вы жопой что ли на уроках английского слушали все? Как так получается, что в КАЖДОМ посте итт все написано с ошибками? Пиздец вы неучи.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:04:32  176275961
>>176273149 (OP)
Hello, there stranger. Are you from 4chan?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:06:19  176276071
>>176275774
Did you want to say "we will listen TO you", didn't you?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:06:20  176276076
>>176275871
I am sick since friday. My leg is red, painful and expanded. So i can't go to workplace but will go to the local clinic.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:07:07  176276122
>>176275953
Soon, you could to feel my cock in your sweet ass.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:07:24  176276138
How much watches?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:07:51  176276158
>>176276071
Oh, thanks. I do not use the Google translater and write as I suggest it is right.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:08:09  176276171
> 2018
> not know english
)
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:08:20  176276176
>>176276138
Ten clocks.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:08:54  176276200
>>176276176
Such much?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:09:00  176276206
>>176276071
Sorry body, I would say "we will to hear you".
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:09:16  176276218
>>176276122
Ты даже это с ошибкой написал, опущ.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:09:19  176276222
>>176275945
To to to to to. Stupid russian, you should learn how to speak English before you use it, okay?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:09:28  176276233
>>176276200
For whom how…
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:09:49  176276245
>>176276200
Ten cocks
>>176276176
Suck much
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:10:16  176276276
>>176276233
MGIMO finished?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:10:42  176276298
>>176276276
A-a-a-ask!..
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:10:52  176276308
>>176275953
Lemme give u a taste of muhcock, bittttch
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:10:58  176276313
>>176276122
Мне тоже больно стало от этого предложения
мимо
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:11:05  176276316
>>176275577
Two cup of tea for you bro.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:11:14  176276323
>>176276122
Yeah, he is typical rought stupid schoolboy. He said, that we did some mistakes in our messages, but he did it by the RUSSIAN language.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:11:44  176276351
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>>176273149 (OP)
Could someone explain me what the actual fuck is this? Why is there an opinion that russians can't speak English well? What's the point after all?

we were talking for half an hour before the question about my country was asked
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:11:52  176276359
>>176275871
Your mamka.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:12:21  176276376
>>176275762
I from Stavropol's land too.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:13:10  176276417
>>176276276
Kharkhov philfak.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:13:12  176276420
>>176276076
> I am sick since friday. My leg is red, painful and expanded.
You have my condoleses. Rash is bad luck.
> So i can't go to workplace but will go to the local clinic.
How long you waited in queint to doctor? There were "babushkas" in gueto?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:13:44  176276447
haha engrish ecks dee cyka blyat nahooj pshel op huy learn how 2 spell properly u scrub
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:14:03  176276467
>>176276218
English, moterh foka, do you speak it,?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:14:05  176276469
This thread will be RUINED
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:14:06  176276471
>>176273149 (OP)
Doing copious amounts of pretty much. They're turning out quite pretty, and tehre's much of them as well. Muh nigga bbz luv k qt p bb =p Yo know wha IMMA sayin'?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:14:20  176276483
>>176276351
Cause there are a lot of russian tourists in his country, who can't speak English well. That is why he thinks so, I guess. But you know what? As I see, you play chess. What rating have you got in lichess or any other platform?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:14:30  176276493
>>176276222
Not Okay. Please point where is the actual mistake or go and fuck your mama.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:14:53  176276516
V /int/ bydlo
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:15:09  176276531
The sun is shining!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:15:36  176276553
>>176276416
Go fuck yourself, stupid kid.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:16:52  176276630
>>176276222
No. I know English very well. Shut your mouth, son of bitch.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:17:00  176276637
>>176275953
The point is to provide the info you want to share. Noone in English internet cares about some mistakes if your text is not 90% mistakes haha. However the only people I know who give a fuck about little mistakes or so is edgy Russian teenagers (just as you are) so you better chill out a bit and stop being toxic.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:17:11  176276648
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>>176276308
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:18:46  176276733
>>176276483
I don't really understand the question about rank and also what is lichess? I just play for my own pleasure. I guess I'm pretty decent in chess as I play it for like a 7 years or so.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:19:08  176276748
>>176276222
Ukrainian pig, you should arrive this Russian imageboard.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:19:24  176276762
>>176276420
>You have my condoleses. Rash is bad luck.
Many thanks.
>How long you waited in queint to doctor? There were "babushkas" in gueto?
No, no. I went to the doctor in the friday and called the ambulance in the weekend. Its not dangerous but my leg still hurts and it is visible how my desease is progressing.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:19:59  176276794
>>176276531
No in the Moscow.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:20:00  176276797
>>176276727
Ну вот и чем тебе тред не угодил?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:20:30  176276815
>>176275943
In pidorahas' manya-fantasies only.
Вот так правильно.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:20:52  176276829
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If you don't stop speak English I gonna call PD an major wil get you sitting on the bottleneck!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:20:54  176276833
>>176276797
Овощ не осилил ангельский, и у него бомбит от этого
Retard couldn't learn language so his ass got blowed up
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:21:42  176276870
>>176276637
Пиздуй обратно в тамблер и инстаграм со своим токсик. Борда русскоязычная, нехуй тут общаться на английском, не зная его.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:24:25  176276988
>>176276870
Bitch how old are u haha? Hmm I'm guessing under 16 from your behavior. You've got to do some work on your toxicity. Or you can stay in your current state - toxic retarded child. However zero fucks will be given by me. Farewell weirdo.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:27:00  176277115
Welp I see one more kiddo got affected by being unable to speak multiple languages and started to ruin the thread... Best wishes to everyone who actually spoke English, was glad to talk to you guys. Good bye there, guess we'll meet in another thread sometime. Btw I've got to not forget to report this fucker before I leave.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:27:41  176277148
>>176276829
But why, comrade major? We learns the English language not for starting the shitty tractor, but for asking american prisoners about where is the Tramp's shelter.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:28:10  176277165
>>176277133
Haha enjoy your staying in ban dickhead :)
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:28:58  176277198
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Буржуй? Пади сюды, начинай позу стула и слушай. Ты когда хочешь начинать thinking about Russian, ты что ебанутое? There's not проживания в консервных банках, dude. I mean ты помираешь here because you are don't understand what do u do. Надеюсь я понятно говорю как начинать thinking,что бы не сосанing хуев в консервных банках? Я совсем плохой на учебниках Станиславского, но ебать brother Lui Lui , тебе лучше living on an nigger big black cock! There are заебись зарплаты there. Do you know what I'm saying? We have very short запчасти, мы голодания со времен Stalin изнасилование на фронте Soviet army, many водка. People start drinking alcohol in my ass. Рыгают на кресле и making funfiriki. Run man! Run like your daddy in the Vietnam war.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:30:17  176277267
>>176277240
You're so funny wasting your time on this haha moron
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:30:37  176277291
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:30:54  176277304
>>176277293
Yeah yeah come on
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:31:44  176277349
>>176277115
He is child its right. But purpose for that he did it is to "throll" us and provoke us to aggression on the language that we know not so good.

Its very funny and he is acheeved it!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:31:58  176277358
Have you ever noticed how russians are inserting unnecessary interjections whenever they're trying to write in English? It's like they turn themrselves into some dumb thots texting their boyfriends or something. It's so cringy, unnatural and pathetic, that I usually end up composing a post similar to this one and abandoning the thread.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:32:43  176277398
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>>176277148
There is nothing to do for you. Good luck with your ass on the bottleneck.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:34:52  176277490
>>176277267
Well, we all wasting pretty much time sitting on this board. We are lost and damned. We have no future. Misaki will not come.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:34:53  176277491
>>176277349
Well I can say I know English pretty good and there's no problem for me to use it for saying literally anything I need. And I don't think the point of this kiddo' trolling is to show us how bad we are in language. I guess he's kind of stupid or retarded so he can't learn languages except of his mother tongue, so that's what makes him angry. I can just feel sorry for him being weirdo. Ah and I also can report him which I already did.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:36:18  176277553
>>176277398
Please no! I will call for Navalny and the European Court.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:37:21  176277597
>>176277570
bump :)
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:37:59  176277627
>>176277597
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:39:01  176277673
>>176277627
bump :)
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:39:40  176277705
>>176277673

Хуй саси, чмоня
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:40:52  176277755
>>176277491
Maybe you're right. On this board there are so many "patriots" and Kremlin agents, so one of them could attack this thread, because its about the language, our "enemies" speak on.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:41:02  176277759
>>176277755
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:41:07  176277762
>>176277358
Hello, you trying to be smarter then you be. If I meet with you in real life I'd kick your ass, glassing con.
You live in a toilet when you learning at school, it's truth?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:41:20  176277779
>>176277762
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:41:44  176277808
>>176277367
You're lieing.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:41:55  176277825
>>176277808
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:42:04  176277835
Hello original poster! I hope you gonna get cancer and die horrible death. And i wish your family to get murdered because they allowed birth of such bio-trash.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:42:17  176277843
>>176277835
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:42:40  176277865
>>176277835
Хотя, двачую этого
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:42:54  176277879
>>176277843
U mad, bro?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:43:16  176277895
>>176277879
What do you mean?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:43:20  176277901
>>176277762
Little do they know, linguists aren't needed anywhere but their home country, because they can't live off of their profession elsewhere.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:43:31  176277917
>>176276171
Just like you.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:43:35  176277922
>>176277865
Oh, ok then. Great minds think alike, didn't they?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:43:52  176277945
>>176277901
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:44:23  176277970
>>176277835
Why are you so angry? Women not giving sex for you?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:44:37  176277985
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>>176277922
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:44:59  176277998
>>176277762
Not trying. I am. Regarding the rest of your fuckmess of a post, I've no idea what you meant there.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:45:28  176278022
>>176277998
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:45:44  176278043
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Imagine you met a 10/10 girl in Internet. So you decided to meet IRL. Came to the spot and see pic related. Your actions?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:46:02  176278061
>>176278043
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:47:08  176278132
>>176278043
Not mine.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:47:46  176278166
>>176278132
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:47:49  176278170
>>176278043
eto pizdes
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:47:58  176278177
>>176278132
Not yours what?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:48:14  176278194
>>176277970
I dont't think so. Your mommy was really happy when she was conquered with my dick. I'm just trying to be truthfull with you.
>>176277985
Yes, i love to think about pepe helicopters.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:49:03  176278255
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>>176278194
Me too. They're cute
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:49:11  176278264
>>176278177
Not my actions.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:50:02  176278318
>>176278194
You're such a jerk
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:51:04  176278373
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>>176278264

>>176278318
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:53:39  176278524
>>176278318
I'm helping you to speak english in a fiery conversation, is it sounds bad for you? Are you taking my insults seriously? Then it's you who has anger issues not me.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:55:32  176278646

>>176273149 (OP)
OP, I can see you are learning English, and have used western movies to try and improve. It is good - but you should be less active with the slang. You sound very карикатура.

Also - 'pretty much' would be used in a situation like this:
"So, you are taking it in the ass tonight?"
"Pretty much." (It kind of means 'yes, that is generally correct' )
Or you can say 'pretty much' in some contexts to say 'almost exactly'.
"I like football. It's pretty much the same as basketball, but you play it with your foot". Strange example, but you get the idea.

"So, he's gay?"
"Pretty much."

This is what you sound like to native speakers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ipAiS4rbK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sPNP8Zir0Y

>>176274209
"I came here from a moohosransk"

>>176274637
"What do you like" is more correct, but we actually say "What you like" in British English more often - so it is no problem.
"A good one!" -> simply "Good one!", however in this situation it is not correct. It is used when someone makes a statement, and you think it was clever or otherwise good.
"He's a fucking faggot who should rip his eyes out"
"Haha, good one"
or
"Your mom is gay" "Haha, good one" (sarcastic usage, this is the more common usage)

>>176274800
Perhaps these would apply more to the context:
"If I pass it, I will graduate"
or "If I pass it, I will be able to graduate"
And - "I learn this language for ..." is better than "I learn language for" - the second one suggests you just learn languages in general, the first one suggests you are learning a specific language.

>>176275551
"I'm worried about nightmares for the third day"
Or, more specificly, you would say..
"I'm worried about nightmares for the third day in a row"

>>176275577
"Yeah bro, they fuck pretty good. Although, I wouldn't marry them, because they're good for sex, but bad for the family it creates"

>>176276076
Expanded -> swollen. Uncommon word. Otherwise all is correct.

>>176276158
You could say "I do not use the Google translatOr" but it sounds less natural.
"I do not use Google's translator" is also correct, and it sounds more natural, but...
"I do not use Google Translate, I just write what I think is correct."
Is most correct and natural.

>>176276138
>>176276176
>>176276200
>>176276233
None of this makes sense, it's just trolling. Making it clear so nobody is confused.

>>176276316
Two cups.

>>176276323
'Rought' is not a word. 'Rough' is a word - but not for this context. You could say he is a "retarded, brainless, idiotic" schoolboy for example.
"He said that we MADE some mistakes in our messages, but he did it USING the Russian language"

Why 'made'? Because you created the mistakes, you did not 'do' them.

Why "using"?
'by' is a more simple word, often used with another word and not alone. Like this...
You walk by using your legs. You clap by using your hands. You talk using your mouth.
You can also say you walk 'by' something - "I walked by the shop", in this context it means "I walked past the shop".
So you could say "he did it by using the Russian language", or more expanded "he did it by means of using the Russian language" and it would be correct. But it sounds less natural and makes it too complex.

"he did it in Russian" is shorter and more natural. Some example sentences: "He is speaking in Russian" "he said it in Russian"

>>176276351
In video games, often people hear Russians speaking together, and they don't understand. So they assume all Russians are like this. It's just sheep-like thinking. Also, your English is superb and all is grammatically correct - but "What's the point" means "What is the reason in DOING something", and not "What is the reason BEHIND" something.
So,
Bob said "We can go to the cinema"
James replied"What's the point? It's boring."
That is correct.
But...
"All blacks are violent."
"What's the point?"
This is not correct.

>>176276471
This is just more trolling.

>>176276483
These are more natural and correct:
"I see you play chess"
"I noticed you play chess"
It seems you wished to say something like "as far as I can see, you play chess" - this would mean something pretty much the same as "as far as I know" or "as far as I'm aware".
It could mean something like "using the information I have in my brain, but I could be wrong"
An example:
"Do you know anything about Josh's school grades?"
"Well, as far as I am aware, his grades are good."

>>176276222
His sentence is perfectly fine. You should not be so rude about mistakes, when only you are making mistakes. 'Russian' should have a capital 'R'. Schoolboy error for a schoolboy poster.

>>176276420
Condolences, con do len ces. "Having a rash is bad luck"
"How long have you waited in vain for a doctor?" or "How long have you waited in vain to go to the doctor?" would both be correct. "in queint" is very old English. When you do something 'in vain', you do it 'without purpose'. "I waited for him in vain" = "I waited without purpose, because he never came"


>>176276762
"I went to the doctor on Friday" ... "called the ambulance on the weekend"
"its" -> "it's" (it's = it is)
"desease" -> "disease"
Otherwise all is good.
But yes, hopefully all goes well with your rash, anon.




Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:56:32  176278701
>>176278524
I just said that. Nothin can insult me
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:58:43  176278873
>>176278701
I can insult you and your bio-trash family all day long. Nothing can stop me from achieving my glory in your humiliation.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 20:59:57  176278956
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>>176278646
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:00:53  176279018
>>176278646
Lol thanks for this huge a tough explaining
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:01:35  176279060
>>176278956
Wowie! It's just a PNG picture how it's moving like GIF one? Is this a magic, are you a sorcerer?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:03:12  176279146
>>176279060
Stupid retard, right-click on that and choose "inspect" option and you will see that it's a GIF.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:03:38  176279182
>>176279060
It's GIF. Are you stoned?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:03:54  176279202
>>176279060
>>176279146
or just open it in a new tab
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:04:29  176279250
>>176278043
I... I dont now. In one hand, she is very pretty, in other she disabled.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:04:44  176279268
>>176273149 (OP)
Sup, OP.
Today has been a pretty shitty day for me.
First things first. I haven't slept all fucking night and this made me too fucking dizzy. I was lying on the bed this whole time 'till 12 AM. Once I finally got out of my bed I decided to finally take a cig, just to shake myself up with that nicotine. I went to the balcony, smoked for a while and dropped cig butt into ashtray. About a hour in I hear someone kicking my door, I opened the door. Guess what? Neighbour from lower floor screamed at me "YO MAN THE BALCONY, IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!". I ran to the balcony and saw how fucking ashtray was gone and balcony sheathing was burning. Thank god it was just in time and I managed to put out the fire.
The day was going on. I was cleaning up mess on balcony. Decided to take a cup of coffee. And guess what? The moment I came to the stove, the exctractor fan fell off of wall and hit me in the head.
All fucking day I was sitting and remembering only one quote from Kaz Miller.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Fucking hell. I wanna die so hard rn...
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:04:51  176279274
>>176279182
>>176279060
Look at a file's name it says that it's a PNG.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:04:57  176279284
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>>176277553
Ok, but now bend over!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:05:21  176279307
>>176273149 (OP)
>or nah?
DI NAH )))
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:06:05  176279364
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>>176273149 (OP)
>go be fat somewhere else
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:06:13  176279371
>>176279250
She just has limited capabilities.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:06:41  176279400
>>176279274
One anon already told you how to check file extension. Truly you are a fucking retard.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:07:38  176279452
>>176274996
But my hip-hop is reall.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:08:09  176279478
Screw y'all
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:10:35  176279603
>>176278646
Thank you! That's why I came in this thread.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:11:00  176279628
You all devil's pommels
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:11:57  176279685
>>176279284
Miserable wolfs!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:12:19  176279698
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:13:18  176279740
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And now it is ponythread
Calling all ponies!!!!!!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:14:31  176279806
>>176273149 (OP)
You love cheese pizza?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:14:35  176279809
Just ignore the trolls. It's a nice thread.

>>176276829
"If you don't stop speaking English, I'm gonna call the PD (police department) and the major will get you in a chokehold!"

>>176277349
"The child is right, but the purpose for what he did is to "throll" us, and to provoke us into being aggressive, because we know we are not so good at the language"

"... the purpose for that which he did" is more similar to what you said, and is correct too, but it is more formal. So people will say 'the purpose for what he did' more often.

Maybe you said "he is achieved it" - because the achievement continues from the past into the present. When you achieve something, it doesn't disappear forever - the effects of that achievement continue. But it is correct to say "he has achieved it"
An explanation - but it's not important, you should not think too much about this since it could overcomplicate a simple idea: When you have achieved something, that achievement kind of continues into the future. When you achieve a good grade at university, that grade stays with you. You achieved it in the past, but we know because of the context that it continues into the future. So we say "I achieved something" "We achieved our goals" "He has achieved what he wanted to do."

>>176277358
This guy is the same poster as >>176276222
>>176277998
You can see with this post, he is trying to again exploit that you are learning the language. He just wants to troll.
>>176278524
More trying to exploit, he is not doing it very stealthily, in fact it's pretty easy to see.
He is only a troll, trying to feel good by making other people feel bad. Such people find it difficult to feel happy naturally. Ignore him, he isn't important anywhere outside of his own brain.


>>176277491
Perfect.


Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:14:45  176279820
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>>176279740
bump for the best princess
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:17:22  176279954
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post goddamn ponies
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:18:11  176280004
>>176279954
Ponies is shit
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:18:45  176280033
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>>176280004
of course not, you silly
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:19:42  176280075
Mudoebi bleat
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:21:20  176280174
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bump
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:22:06  176280207
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>>176273149 (OP)
пишу разговорную речь с орфографией, которую нэйтивы никогда не ставят
@
лук ай эм спикинг енглив лике нативе спиакер
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:23:12  176280269
>>176280207
Вместо орфографии у них гринтекст
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:24:47  176280358
America is great capital of london
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:24:49  176280360
>>176279820
Twillight is my special ponyes!
Every day I'm perishing!
O, God, if you exist,then send me to my beloved, or kill me, please!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!11
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:25:33  176280400
>>176279268
It can seem like an ocean of meaninglessness. It might seem impossible, but you can enjoy life. The effort to climb from the deep pit where you are now is large. The motivation to crawl from it is small. But if you can find a reason to push and climb - search, search, search - you can get there. These may just seem like words to you, and maybe they are. But if you think and consider enough, they can turn from words to feeling. From feeling to drive. And from drive to climbing out of that pit.
The ending of Metal Gear Solid 2 has many interesting words which you could think about. The opinions, thoughts, and perceptions of others don't matter. You are you - the things you like, dislike, want. Nobody else should affect that.
Think outside the box. Discard everything you have been told to believe, and think for yourself.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:26:14  176280450
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>>176280360
She loves you too, anon.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:29:56  176280674
Hi fellow Russians, native here, feel free to ask me anything!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:30:11  176280689
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>>176273149 (OP)
Оо, а может на 4ведро зайти и тоже создать пост "Здорово ёбта, по-русский кто-нибудь баклает ?"
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:31:59  176280788
>>176280450
I don't have proofs.
This is an anon statement from the internet.
If I knew that she loved me, it wold made me happy.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:32:57  176280843
>>176280689
Периодически на реддите встречаю русскоговорящих, и мы превращаем всю ветку в филиал /б.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:33:56  176280902
>>176280674
What size of your dick (хуй) ?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:34:18  176280921
>>176280843
Красавчик
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:34:26  176280931
>>176280902
None of your business.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:34:49  176280949
>>176280674
Tits ot GTFO
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:35:14  176280977
>>176280400
I dunno about living by the quotes from vidya.
But one thing came up to my mind by the end of the day.
I might have had a really shitty life for the last 6 years, and a lot of crap happened in these years. But! I'm still somehow alive. Not even a scratch. Even after today's events. And I don't like it. Just too much shit have happened, is happening and I know for certain will happen. Makes me crazy, you know.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:35:23  176280985
>>176280949
I'm male so you don't wanna see my tits.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:35:24  176280986
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>>176280843
>на реддите
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:35:59  176281014
>>176280985
So gtfo
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:36:38  176281055
>>176281014
No I won't.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:37:06  176281079
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>>176273149 (OP)
nah
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:37:36  176281106
London is the capital of Great Britain?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:38:40  176281167
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>>176281106
>Britain
>Great
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:40:12  176281263
>>176281167
Are you from India?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:41:16  176281324
bb
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:44:48  176281523
itt: a bunch of wannabe english-speaking faggots utterly fail any and all attempts at proper usage of the language
inb4 my grammar sucks big time, too
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:51:23  176281896
>>176281523
At least they're trying to do it properly. Without going into the cyka blyat levels of grammar, you know.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:54:04  176282035
Из-за этого петуха Абу, тут даже иностранцы писать не могут, вот он чорт
/Мудохаться с прокси никто не будет
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 21:55:45  176282123
>>176281896
i know but it's so uncanny valley like this >>176273149 (OP) that it makes me cringe. Why can't people just PRACTICE the damn english with bloody native speakers? Shoite like this rustles my jimmies to no end.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:02:27  176282501
>>176282123
If you think that's something is cringy, then don't pay attention to it. Let him hit up some natives with that speech and watch him run away in tears of shame. We're humans after all and most things we learn about, we're learning them through the trials and errors.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:18:10  176283387
>>176273149 (OP)
> Wassup
>y'all
>doin'
>Wanna
>or nah
Школьник не палится
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:21:28  176283565
>>176276351
>an opinion

dis iz why
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:37:05  176284530
Do u now de wey?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:39:33  176284679
Rolled in
Hi anonymouses
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:43:34  176284916
Is there any anonymous chatroulets on english speaking part of the web? Just like chatvdvoem
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:47:08  176285145
>>176284916
The answer is negative.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:51:39  176285443
>>176282501
You understanding in english is "RussianPidoras" level.
Eat dust and cry because in reality my knowledge is far superb. I am located on "ProgressivAnal" tier of english know how.
You can find it impossible to achieve even if you waste years and wait when you old
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:53:52  176285587
>>176283387
Imagining yourself is not a scholnik
Beach pls. Tits or gtfo.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 22:55:26  176285680
Where is all english knowing speakers at?
Lets speak on english
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:00:55  176286017
>>176284679
Roll out, you dipshit
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:01:45  176286064
>>176285680
What do you mean about building Crimean bridge?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:01:46  176286065
>>176285680
>on english
Let me speak from my heart /thread
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:02:10  176286090
>>176286017
Hold it! Rolled out inside your ass opening.
check out
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:03:53  176286208
>>176273149 (OP)
OP is cock.
/thread
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:04:05  176286216
>>176286064
I not building excuse me. Try ask individuals from tatarstan they build alot.
>>176286065
Precisely exact! He such a good at english talk. Real hero
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:04:42  176286247
>>176286090
How did you accomplish the act of rolling out inside my neghole?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:05:14  176286291
>>176280207
фром май харт
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:06:29  176286377
I am worried about getting to know a new English dialect here.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:07:12  176286434
>>176286247
With ease. just try answer your mom she have an idea on this topic.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:07:16  176286437
>>176286377
Dont be worried.
Just let it happen.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:09:08  176286548
>>176286434
Do you even comprehend what are you typing?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:09:32  176286570
>>176286377
This be C2 "Upper InterAnal" point of english know. The advancest of all of them
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:11:39  176286708
>>176286548
School kid flooshed and ripped because in addition he has lowest english know level than me.
Dirty A2 idiot in 5 year school class.
Become jealous
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:13:30  176286823
Индусы, блять.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:15:20  176286941
>>176286823
Excuse ruski but you idiot because you know no english word. You found it not possible to speak. Go kill your own self pls tbh.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:16:19  176286989
>>176273711
>totally great
Are you a kinda shit-eater?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:17:28  176287045
>>176286989
Two kind regards to this sir anonimouse
goodspeed
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>>176273149 (OP)
> Looking at monkey ebonics, making slavscum feel like an English-speaking person be like
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:21:06  176287284
>>176273149 (OP)
Nah
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:24:43  176287479
>>176287251
>Tfw frog poster
>Tbh in reality saying word "slavcum"
Btw kys you bigot
Go away on reddit from it you came here.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:27:06  176287611
Hel loy guys. An academic from Oxford is here.
I L I K E ANIME
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:29:32  176287742
>>176287611
Good greetings! You learn present continiums yet or you no time waste for it? Very reassuring looking at Oxford royalty itt in this forum topic. Wery exited hear you speak opinions.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:30:57  176287824
>>176287479
>tefewe frugg pusteer
Bitch ass whore, you can't tell me what to do
Your slav excuses look ridiculous
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:31:38  176287875
>>176287479
не совсем понял использование to be honest в контексте. Эт ты ошибся или я не догоняю?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:35:25  176288108
>>176287824
Sit down immature man! You arested by breaking rules of english speak. Your individual made errors there and here. It is no tolerable. Proceed to you punishent by shaka-laka dick lick 10 times or specially talented man policeman would take a big shit defecation on you ugly mug face.
>>176287875
You not dogonaish my dear lad. Me is much more gifted in english speach than your. I am obliviously superior as a speaker
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:37:35  176288235
>>176288108
Is this an awful joke or you're actually this bad at grammar?
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:37:44  176288248
>>176288108
Ладно, это уже скучно
Если хотел общения на ангельском, я бы на форчан сходил.
Доброго треда, супириор спикер, ебаный рот.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:41:42  176288461
>>176288235
Ripped and flooshed again my lad? Idiotic schooler you happen to be horrid speaker. I therefore ban your existence from this noble speaker thread of speech
Signed and assured by king of britain, no discuss of this punishment order is allow.
>>176288248
You just a lauching-stock. You english know-how is so poor you retreated backwards to you mongolic mova.
Be jealous slut.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:43:20  176288539
>>176287742
Nah dude, you don't need any present continious or other shitty time and grammatics rules to be undertanded by others. Moreover, if they can't actually do this, they definitely not worse your attention.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:44:41  176288599
ましは,日本語を話しましょう‼
おちんぽが大好き!!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:45:32  176288647
>>176288539
Preciselly fascinating! As expected of Oxford professor. So much genious and talent in one self.
Britain king really needs to spawn more of you peoples around britain and we speakers would live good lives again because of this cource of action
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:46:24  176288694
>>176288599
Nani? Speak human languahe onegai
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:46:33  176288705
>>176288599
By the power and order of king of britain begone unclean gook speaker. You lot is no tolerance or allowance in the royally noble english speaker forum topic
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:47:29  176288748
>>176288599
And ching-chong to you, fine sir.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:49:27  176288853
>>176288748
Gook speaker is no fine sir my good great lad. Fooled be not because of his self vile shenanigans. Loyal you be to the britain king the one and only the holy speaker
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:50:47  176288932
LMAO! Look at this russian plebs, who think that they rly can speak in English. I hope you will die soon. See ya plebs!
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:53:02  176289040
>>176288932
>Tfw speaking the word "plep"
Kys and die unclean dirty ruski mongoloid speaker. Your existence is no mach for big talent and gift of C2 english superior speaker
Bow to you lord swine
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:53:23  176289061
>>176288647
By the way, mister, what's your attitude to dirty Merican language and it's similar? As for me, the white-blooded English aristocrate, listening to that dirty sounds makes me sick.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:56:12  176289213
>>176289061
Good evening brother. I am on your side, I hate on those bloody bastards too.
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:56:27  176289227
>>176289061
Any speakers of non english speach is understood as heretics the uncleans by king of britain and thereafter should be impaled and kys slayed on sight in order to make way for glorious superior english speakers overlords.
Mexican speakers may be use as slaves in the present day but be vigilant to cut their tongue organs and mouth-shit in order to render it impossible for the vile speakers to utter their disgracefull speach
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:59:25  176289388
>>176289227
Damn it, I start writing normal again. Well, I kept it up for longer than I trough I would be able to. It was fun, shame nobody played along much.
ALL HAIL BRITANIA! TRUE BE ENGLISH SPEAKERS THE SUPERIORS DIE TO THE UNCLEAN NON ENGLISH SPEAKERS
Аноним 20/05/18 Вск 23:59:29  176289393
>>176288748
>>176288705
>>176288694
お前ら!何私ことを言っています?うるせえ!
日本人は世界の一番賢い、丁寧な、そして美しい 人々!
ブリタニアを絶対に壊す!外人を絶対に殺す!
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:02:50  176289567
>>176289227
Very radical. I found it a quite i teresting... But in fact, just now you have choosed Mexicans from all non-English speakers scum, isn't it? Too many glory for them, man
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:02:53  176289569
Hey everybody I’m new fella here, warm me up boys, gimme some lessons - whats going on? What should I say? should I fuck someone’s mom?
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:02:59  176289574
>>176289393
Such filty gook consider invasion? Not tolerable! Invade gookistan at imidiate pace!
Anata wa shine onegai. Kusokurae bakayaro.
Watashi wa sekuso anata wa no okasa to otosa
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:04:31  176289653
>>176273711
>In Moscow
I've been TO Moscow you halfwit
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:05:22  176289701
>>176273149 (OP)
Welcome to Russsia. We here suck tatar cocks every day. Will you join us?
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:06:43  176289767
>>176289701
You've forgotten that you suck Ukrainian dicks too.
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:08:51  176289856
>>176289767
Yes, yeas, we do. And we always pretending that we do it, because it's normal business and we like it.
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:09:59  176289904
Finally, english speaking friend can read our holy script!

Holy Bible of Kirish
Chapter 1.
At first Father created the sky, and live also in the sky, and desired father, that ethernal darkness must have an end. And lit the Father spark that gave the beginning of the light on the sky, but could not the father remover the darkness, for her there was it’s own time – night.
In Day – light, darkness – in night.
But along with this, any action of the Father had its consequences.
And formed was between the darkness and light the “Genesis”, without knowledge of Fathere beside the genesis, in the dark and light another entities were born, formless clots of energy, created like a counterweight to everything, that Father created.
Father still continued live in the sky, suspecting nothing.
And was born the son of the Father, and was name given to him – Kirish.
But son was extremely capricious and presumptuous, and set off he beyond the borders of Sky, and found he the Genesis, and saw Kirish in genesis intelligent creaturs of very different kinds.
And attracted people the Kirish, and traveled Kirish to the Earth, and settle he along with them on the Earth, and started to live like everyone.
And was the Sky, and were they born in the darkness and light.
And was not that then Kirish together with father, because Kirish lived on Earth along with people.
And started fight, and disappeared Father, together with creatures he fought.
Having found it out, Kirish travaled there, where back then was Sky, but nothing there he found.
And fell Kirish into the deep sadness.
And desired Kirish turn Father back, but returning Father by Son will attract thosem who literally saying against creating, absorbs and destroys.
And returned Kirish, and was Father angered against his son, and fucked the Kirish in the mouth.
And fell Kirish ill, and fell here into anger that can only be compared with the anger of Father.
Darkness started to cloak around the Son and Father.
But the anger of Kirish rised and rised, and absorbed Kirish into himself all his protagonists.
And absorbed he all the anger, and all the void that creatures of Darkness and Light were full of.
And changed the Kirish’s inside world , and killed Kirish Father.
But did not die down Kirish’s anger, in him raged a scay madness, and void of these born by Darkness and Light creatures.
Anger weakened, and the madness started take power on yourself.
But didn’t let the madness out, and died something inside Kirish.
And voided everything inside Kiish.
And started he become mad because of lack of feelings.
And traveled Kirish back to Eath.
And continued he live on Eath, but yet no longer like everyone.
These, that earlier seemed to him normal, became for Kirish strange.
And Kirish himself was not accepted, and wandered Kirish into Kazakhstan.
And settled Kirish in Almata.
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:14:09  176290079
Well, thank you for good time spending here. Especially King_of_Britain-kun, you're good knightmaybe. See you later, comrades. I'm going to watch anime.
God bless the King,
yours Oxford-kun
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:15:15  176290132
>>176290079
>I'm going to watch anime.
That's my onii-chan.
Аноним 21/05/18 Пнд 00:26:37  176290622
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>>176289904
Read the holy fucking script! This is a next-gen religion! This would be the new worldview for millions of people on our planet! The new crusade comes, in the name of Godsatan Kirish.


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