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>>137455459 (OP)
пішов нахуй

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Poshel nahooy s nashey zemli sooqa

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

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I really don't get the hate for English threads. Just scroll on by, won't you?

>>137455459 (OP)
на каком языке хочу, на таком и пишу. сам себе в ебало нассы. понял?

>>137455804
You can write in the language you want anywhere outside this thread. So please switch to English or proceed to go fuck yourself, good sir.

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Мне похер

let me speak from my heart

>>137455898
уйду только когда ты попросишь на русском языке.

>>137456167
съеби нахуй отсюда, говно собачье а ну иди сюда на

Evening lads. How's it going?

I hate russian bydlo

>>137455459 (OP)
Poshol Na huy bydlo

>>137456277
Everybody hates them

>>137456232
having a bud. watching a game. and how r u?

>>137456277
Быдло не может перевести "быдло" на английский?

>>137456205
я же просил - на русском. а это что?

пацаны объясните, мы с Людкой с соседнего подъезда пытались допереть не получилось это че типо йумар для интеллектуалав да ахаха, э бля пс, метнулся быра, ахахах поцаны уто симячек одолжит ахахах

will that thread help me to lear how properly use english grammar tenses?

>>137456326
Doing good. I have an advice for you, lad. Don't use simplified English, it makes you look like a silly teen. don't wanna be rude but that's it

>>137456505
So can г correct my prev post?

>>137456488
No mate it ok gramar sax and also shit ain't mater

>>137456505
>an advice
Burn in hell, bitch.

>>137456345
Не выделывайся

>>137456597
having a bud what did you mean by bud? Is that buddy?. watching a game. and how are you doing?

>>137455459 (OP)
Can someone tech me to speak more correctly?

>>137456629
Why are so rude? Stop being such ignorant

>>137456744
It'd much better to visit fl

I gotta go home now. Next time we can work on my english.

>>137456794
what is 'fl'?

>>137456848
A board about foreign languages

>>137456921
U mean boards like 4/8chan
Or like a part of 2ch?

>>137456848
in means the end of IF...THEN...ELSE sequence in Shell scripts.

>>137457025
2ch.ru/fl

A, shuchu. Sosi pisos.

>>137457027
Daam son where did you find dis?

mi ne parolas viajn lingvachojn!

Hello balaich, Tha mise à Alba.

>>137456756
"an advice" is probably the most frequent and therefore annoying mistake that ruskies make.

>>137456691
Фак офф

>>137457185
So can't I use articles with "advice"?

>>137457300
Advice is uncountable. You could have googled that instead of embarrassing yourself in here.

>>137457653
This stuff makes me feel sad. Because I've realized one thing about English, discussing with friends who migrated to USA. This language is very strong communication tool, but there's very tiny ammount of people who mastered it. People from Mozambik, Russia, Afghanistan, Puerto-Rico all speak one language, but speak different. They all have different size of vocabulary and understanding of rules, grammar stuff and etc, but still they can understand each other.

Thing is, English isn't local language dedicated to specific country, like Deutsch or Italian. You need them only if you going to live in specific area, to be understood by locals, who use only this one language for centuries, while English is being used global by uncountable ammount of persons.

Today this language is used to discuss problems and to find solutions. At least, this is how it see it from my perspective, as it isn't my native language, and I live in small country with population less than 2 million, half of which speaks native language, and other half is using Russian.

>>137458080
How's this wall of text related to my post? Were you even replying to me?

Good evening gentlements. How are you today?

>>137458587
Thou pribbling spur-galled lout!

>>137458587
>>137457226
Thou droning earth-vexing dewberry!

Kann hier jemand auch deutsch?

>>137458538
It isn't directly related to your post, some sort of bump to move discussion forward.

Anyway, how your journey with this language has started? I'm just curious to find out what drives people to do this, maybe it will help me find some directions to study, not by reading regular books for learning language.

DA TY OHUEL MPA3b??? PISHY 4TO XO4Y, 3AKOHOM HE 3AIIPEIIIEHO, CA}|{A CKRbIJI



OII - XYN

>>137458970
I, for one, just try to make up for my insecurities by being good at English. It's like "well I'm kissless, virgin, beta, shortdicked, but I can speak English instead!" This minor advantage over other people keeps me from getting disappointed in myself to the point of ending up on a noose.

>>137458802
ja ja natürlich

>>137460327
do you use telegram?

>>137460420
Nope.

>>137460574
sad world you live in

>>137460650
Very good point there, totally agree.

>>137460327
Okay, got it. What were your first steps? Do you still studying and spending time self-educating? What kind of content you are using / used in past? I just find it hard to find something to stick to. Everyone know about reddit, but there's to much chaos. Movies are not my thing, anime isn't as well. Im struggling with this thing, that's why I'm asking.

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>>137460339
Wunderbar! Ich hab' Deutch schon lange nicht gesprochen. Und habe fast alles vergessen.

>>137460894
hab ich auch
wie viel Jahre hat es schon gewesen seit dem letzten mal?

>>137460794
I've never gotten my hands on any textbooks, or learning programs, or whatever. They're all just a waste of time.
I advise you to use English the way you like. Read/watch what you want, post on forums, etc. Do what you want, and not what someone else tells you to.

>>137455459 (OP)
> You do not write anything in Russian

Добре, буду розмовляти українською мовою.

>>137461297
there's no better way than migration to the country, and as soon as you finish, migrate back

>>137461297
Yeah, sitting on toilet just thought about it. Like just all kids do: find people to talk with, join conversations in internet, just do it and you will learn how.

Do you have any valuable lections / talks / articles to share? I find it's quite a reliefing to see any smart and worth people saying right things in this rotten society.

>>137461439
Do you have such experience, or it's just thoughts?

>>137461297
UPD: Posting on forums has boosted my writing skills really a lot. As long as a few months ago my written English was hideous. My sentences often times had to be rewritten completely to make sense. The key problem was Runglish, i.e. I just replaced Russian words with English ones. That way, my sentences used to sound clumsy and unnatural. I had learned English for like 5 years by that time and I was very upset that I wrote in English like a retard.
These days, I only make a few mistakes in a 1,000 word text, and I'm glad about that. Forums are the shit.

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>>137462063
>The key problem was Runglish
and is.

>>137461297
>They're all just a waste of time.
Bullshit.
Textbooks, courses, etc. give you the necessary language base needed to engage a written or spoken conversation.

>>137458802
Leckst du meine Arschloch.

>>137460327
>>137460327
>the point of ending up on a noose
IN a noose. So much for your "advantage"...

>>137463134
Prepositions don't work the same way in English.

>>137461165
Fast 4. Weinachten 2012 habe ich Deutsch wirklich frei gesprochen. Ich hab bei deutschsprachige Klique ein Weinachtsman gespielt. So viel Zeit habe ich verloren. Ich konnte nach BRD gefahren werden, aber da gab es viel zu tun hier. Ich bin jetzt nich sicher, ob ich richtig Satze bilde. Fruher kenne ich Grammatik besser. Ich habe vergessen, dass ich Deutsch sprechen kann. Und dann hab ich diesen Post gesehen. Vielleicht meine deutsche Freunde erinneren noch auf mir, was meinst du?

>>137456700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDTZCgsZGeA

THIS IS CLASSIC! ONE MUST KNOW IT!

>>137463134
An example from a book using the same wording
https://www.google.ru/search?tbm=bks&hl=ru&q="ending+up+on+a+noose"
Fuck you again, mate.

>>137463233
Just fucking google it.

>>137463361
Just _one_ example
And
https://www.google.ru/search?tbm=bks&hl=ru&q=%22ending+up+in+a+noose%22
gives us five.
So fuck you back, buddy.

>>137463475
"in a noose" being five times more common doesn't mean "on a noose" is incorrect.

is there any tyan who wants to meet with me and learnt English together with drugs, sex and rock'n'roll?

>>137463931
No, there isn't.

>>137464014
it's a pity. I have a dream to fuck a girl and speak English during the process.

>>137463605
Where did you find the word "incorrect" in my posts?
You can say 'on a noose', but it implicated slightly different meanings so the whole phrase looks clumsy.

>>137464180
Would you like to fuck a boy instead?

>>137464188
>it implicates
quickfix.

Haste makes waste as they say.

>>137464228
No, I am afraid boys cause I have nyasha appearance and they may fuck me but I am not a gay

>>137464413
Well, you can fear me not, because I'm too lazy to fuck anybody.

>>137464188
>looks clumsy
Only native speakers are graced with the ability to look at a phrase and say "it sounds fine / clumsy and I can't explain why." If you aren't one, you need to back up what you're saying.

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>>137464891
I've read enough books in the last ten years to have this so called 'native speaker' sight.

I'll try to explain anyway. 'On a noose' implicates the actor and the objects are the same entity. For example 'In the moonlight, his corpse was swinging on a noose'. Or, 'Next time you'll open this door, you'll see my body on a noose'.
In brief, 'on a noose' is for use _after_ the hanging.

>>137455459 (OP)
Сажи западодрочерам.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

>>137465546
Sounds persuasive. I have to agree with you.
You know, there are so many people on the Internet who try to teach me some grammar while knowing little to no English themselves. That's why I didn't believe you at first.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.

>>137466185
I'm glad I was able to help.

By the way, have you read 'The Steel Remains' by Richard K. Morgan? I am reading it and totally in love with his language.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.

“ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS FUNNY – A ‘FAT CHANCE’ AND A ‘SLIM CHANCE’ ARE THE SAME THING.”

WHY DO WE HAVE NOSES THAT RUN AND FEET THAT SMELL?

THE WORD ‘GOOD’ HAS MANY MEANINGS. FOR EXAMPLE, IF A MAN WERE TO SHOOT HIS GRANDMOTHER AT A RANGE OF FIVE HUNDRED YARDS, I SHOULD CALL HIM A GOOD SHOT, BUT NOT NECESSARILY A GOOD MAN.

stop posting these stupid one-liners pls

“‘I AM’ IS REPORTEDLY THE SHORTEST SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. COULD IT BE THAT ‘I DO’ IS THE LONGEST SENTENCE?”

>>137466720
But they're funny, not stupid

ENGLAND AND AMERICA ARE TWO COUNTRIES SEPARATED BY A COMMON LANGUAGE

>>137466746
I don't get this one.

>>137466091
I lost it.

IT IS QUEER THAT THE WORD QUEER NO LONGER MEANS QUEER

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE SEEN ON THE LAST DAY OF THEIR LIFE

>>137466868

Definition of sentence
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2
a : judgment 2a; specifically : one formally pronounced by a court or judge in a criminal proceeding and specifying the punishment to be inflicted upon the convict
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4
a : a word, clause, or phrase or a group of clauses or phrases forming a syntactic unit which expresses an assertion, a question, a command, a wish, an exclamation, or the performance of an action, that in writing usually begins with a capital letter and concludes with appropriate end punctuation, and that in speaking is distinguished by characteristic patterns of stress, pitch, and pauses

First word is sentence(2), second word is sentence(4).
'I do' is used to say in the wedding ceremony along with word 'till death do us part'.

Got it now?

>>137467026
>First word is sentence(4), second word is sentence(2).
Quickfix

Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?
Because its period was late.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar?
It was tense.

>>137455459 (OP)
roll on da rulez

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat: claws at the end of its paws,
a comma: a pause at the end of a clause.

Whatsup lads? How r u doin?

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches and the other watches cells.

>>137467262
Watchin' a game, havin' a Bud.

Lemme join this one-liner parade!

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.

What's the difference between a group of sly pygmies and a blonde track team?
One's a bunch of cunning runts...

>>137467268
Pissed on my chair

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.

>>137467321
Specially for you, then

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a gynecologist?
One will snatch a watch and the other watch a snatch.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

>>137467275
True, true.

>>137467275
What kind of game r u watchin?

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

>>137467413
An old but very popular game: Strangle a Trouser Snake.

>>137467430
OK, how about this one

How does Voltaire like his apples?
Candied.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!

>>137467487
Still shit. Qustion-answer jokes are retarded. More retarded than knock-knock jokes.

>>137467524
> So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
The end is the beginning of something new

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

>>137467562
Oh, come on! Good jokes come in every form!

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

>>137467625
Nope. Here some classic British anecdote:
Two gentlemen walked down the road and found a dead horse. First gentleman said:
- Let's drag that horse to my mansion and put it in the bathtub.
The second gentleman replied:
- Why would we do that?
- I will call my butler John and ask him to prepare a bathtub for me and when he returns and says "There's s dead horse in the bathtub" I'll say "I know, John".
So they dragged horse corpse into a bathtub and walked to the terrace. Then first gentleman called his butler.
- John! Go prepare a bath for me.
- As you wish, sir. - replied the butler.
Shortly after that the butler comes back and says:
- Your bath is ready. sir.
- But John, there's a dead horse in the bathtub!
- I know, sir.

>>137467766
An Anglican priest on his way to church on Sunday morning passes one of his non-churchgoing male parishioners hard at work on his garden. Seeking to put the man's efforts into some kind of divine perspective on the Sabbath, he goes up to him and says: "Good morning, Mr. Jones! What a magnificent job you and the good Lord have been doing on this garden!"

The man looks up, smiles and says: "Well that's very kind of you, Reverend, but you should have seen the mess it was in when the good Lord had it to himself!"

>>137467948
1) Why is it specified that the guy was blond?
2) Why 'blonde' and not 'blond'?

>>137467991
1) Because it's a popular misconception that blond people are stupid.
2) Blonde - блондинка, blonde guy - блондин.

>>137468129
I don't see any puns. Could you explain it to me?

>>137455603

CYKABLED IDI NAHYY RUZKE SVINYA

Na samom dele nein.

>>137467321
There are two chairs. One with sharpened peaks, one of tensed up dicks. What your ass will pick, where your mom will sit?

A fork on an eye or cock in ass for a while?

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>>137469229
>A fork on an eye or cock in ass for a while?

>>137469341
>A fork in the eye or once in the ass?

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didn't read tread. answer shit. АУЕ

>>137470227
It's a butt.

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Ну что, пидоры?

Кто напишет ниже тот петуг.

>>137470316
The word 'butt' has multiple meanings, depends on the context.

Пиздуйте в свой тред, ебанько.

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>>137455459 (OP)
sasai pindos obama chmo

Ya pytais gavarit pa ruski

putin god, obama chmo???

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>>137468403
I'll give you a hint: remember the beginning of 'Macbeth', then read the headline in the picture.

>>137458080
>Mozambik
Are you German? It's Mozambique, boche.

>>137470227
Butt, stub, fag, short.

>>137468046
>misconception that blond people are stupid
>misconception
Oh, really?

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

>>137473553
рили,бля

I wasn't able to ask my fellow students for the tasks. However stupid it may sound but it's the actual reason.

My parents had bullied me to the point where I couldn't say a word to anyone. They really wanted me to be a good boy, graduate from uni, and find a high-paid job. That's why they would blow me up for every little reason. They made a timid animal of me.

I still could, not without struggling of course, approach a teacher and ask them something, but not my fellow students. I was at the third course then, and when I asked physics teacher for the tasks to do for the exam (it took a few minutes of self-convincing like "well you JUST come up to him and say what you need, talking isn't a crime is it"), he said he didn't have them and I had to ask it from the students. Weeks went by, but I still didn't have the freaking tasks. To make things worse, I had trouble with the other subjects too... Well, I was lucky enough to have such bad social phobia and still make it to the third year.

It became obvious that I was going to get expelled. The exam week was about to start, and I hadn't done anything yet. I was too shy to show up at the university because my fellow students would've asked me "why are you not taking exams?" and I didn't know what to say. My father began to suspect that something was wrong and stopped going to work to be at home all the time to make sure I wasn't skipping my exams. I had nowhere to go.

>>137474516
Awww, lil blondy got butthurt?

>>137474558
>My father began to suspect that something was wrong and stopped going to work to be at home all the time

And then he began to loitering near the bathroom every time you go there to take a piss?

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool

People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.

>>137474824
I'm not that guy

>>137474927
Stop trying to translate russian sentences, it just feels wrong unless you are trying to make it look like a joke - which you don't judging by mistakes.
>>began TO loitering - began loitering, started to loiter
>>go there to take a piss - abundancy everywhere, just go to take a piss or every time you went there
smh

>>137475529
Alas, translation from Russian is not my forte.

>abundancy everywhere, just go to take a piss
Well, one cat take a piss in the backyard, or in the kitchen sink.

>>137476099
>one can take
Quickfix

>>137474558
whole story

I wasn't able to ask my fellow students for the tasks. However stupid it may sound but it's the actual reason.

My parents had bullied me to the point where I couldn't say a word to anyone. They really wanted me to be a good boy, graduate from uni, and find a high-paid job. That's why they would blow me up for every little reason. They made a timid animal of me.

I still could, not without struggling of course, approach a teacher and ask them something, but not my fellow students. I was at the third course then, and when I asked physics teacher for the tasks to do for the exam (it took a few minutes of self-convincing like "well you JUST come up to him and say what you need, talking isn't a crime is it"), he said he didn't have them and I had to ask it from the students. Weeks went by, but I still didn't have the freaking tasks. To make things worse, I had trouble with the other subjects too... Well, I was lucky enough to have such bad social phobia and still make it to the third year.

It became obvious that I was going to get expelled. The exam week was about to start, and I hadn't done anything yet. I was too shy to show up at the university because my fellow students would've asked me "why are you not taking exams?" and I didn't know what to say. My father began to suspect that something was wrong and stopped going to work to be at home all the time to make sure I wasn't skipping my exams. I had nowhere to go. Couldn't go to uni, couldn't stay at home. So I just hanged around the city. It was winter, a Siberian one (yes I'm from Siberia). Sometimes it was -35 C, no thick clothes would help. I spent about 8-10 hours daily on the street, the temperature mostly ranged from -20 to -30. That winter was indeed cold. I however tried to stay outside for a longer time because when I came back home, my parents began to yell at me and ask me why my student's book was empty again, and I had to come up with an explanation and then listen for hours about what prick I was. Things were like that for a month and a half: getting up, "going" to uni (i.e. staying in severe frost for a few hours), coming home, catching hell for the rest of the evening.

Those six week broke my psychics completely. My social phobia became even worse than it was. I began to have trouble even walking past people.

You could say "hey, you signed up just today and go around telling everyone how bad your parents are, but the first one to blame is YOU. It is YOU who chose to walk on the street at -30 all day, not your parents." But, my brain didn't work then (I'm not sure it does now, so). I really didn't understand anything, I was just scared to death.

Almost 25 years after watching the Dawn of Communism collective farm where he grew up land in the dustbin of history, Andrey Burdin is helping turn Russia into something the communists never could: a grain-export powerhouse.
Over the last few years, Burdin has tripled the size of his farm on the steppe near the Black Sea, winning prizes from the local government for how much wheat he’s produced from the rich soil here and pumping profits back into new tractors and sprayers.
His harvest this season will be a third bigger than what it was just five years ago, helping fuel an explosion in grain exports that has allowed Russia to displace longtime global leaders like the U.S. and European Union.
Long known for its oil and gas, Russia is now moving to retake leadership in the world wheat trade it last held when the Czars ruled. In the process, it’s reshaping the market for one of the world’s most important traded food products.
“People have started to think about the future,” said Burdin, 42 years old, new tractors lined up outside the window of his office. “Before, everyone just lived day to day.”
Farm Renaissance
He plans to buy a Deere & Co. sprayer for 20 million rubles ($311,000) to add to his fleet in time for planting next spring, he said.
From the Black Sea coast and the Volga River heartland to the sun-scorched steppes of Siberia, Russia’s farm belt is enjoying a renaissance, with grain at the leading edge. Turbocharged by the 45 percent drop in the ruble against the dollar over the last few years and bumper crops, local producers are crowding into export markets long dominated by big western players.
Last season, Russian topped the U.S. in wheat exports for the first time in decades and is expected to extend those gains to displace the EU from the top spot this year, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Investors from local farmers to billionaire tycoons are pumping money into the business.Russian wheat has crowded out U.S. supplies in Egypt, the world’s biggest buyer, and is gaining footholds in some other countries, such as Nigeria, Bangladesh and Indonesia. That’s four decades after the Soviet Union turned to U.S. shipments of wheat and corn to offset shortfalls in its own harvests. Over the last decade, Russia has been the biggest single source of growth in wheat exports, vital to meeting surging global demand.
“Russia will be among the top exporters for a long time, especially given the potential advances in productivity there,” said Tom Basnett, general manager at Market Check, a Sydney-based commodity consultant. “Other producers need to fight harder to maintain their traditional markets.”
The boom in Russia is attracting some of the world’s biggest trading houses, with Olam International Ltd., Cargill Inc. and Glencore Plc investing into everything from silos to export terminals.
Rich soil, government support and proximity to Black Sea ports for shipping means Russian costs can be as little as half those of major competitors supplying key import markets in the Middle East, according to researchers at Kansas State University.
Rivals Shift
Many growers in the U.S. and Europe have turned to higher-quality wheat to compete with the Russian supplies, which are mostly softer varieties that fetch lower prices. Some have also cut wheat plantings, which in the U.S. are expected to be the lowest next year since 1919, according to The Scoular Co., a Kansas grain supplier.
Limited storage capacity means most of the Russian crop is sold shortly after it’s harvested, further depressing prices. Moscow has also imposed export tariffs and even a ban in the last several years in an effort to keep domestic prices down, scaring foreign buyers. The 2010 ban sent prices skyrocketing in key markets like Egypt, fueling unrest that contributed to a revolution.
But exports have been growing since Russia first returned in volume to the global wheat market in 2002. Over the first seven months of this year, farm and food exports were 5.5 percent of Russia’s total, still far behind top-ranked oil and gas but the highest share in at least 15 years and more than big earners like weapons, according to official data.
“With our nature and climate, it’s our destiny to be an exporter,” said Arkady Zlochevsky, president of the Russian Grain Union, an industry group.
The price of Russian wheat for export from Black Sea ports dropped to the lowest in at least six years in July and was last at $169 a metric ton as of Sept. 30, according to the Institute for Agricultural Market Studies. Wheat for December delivery added 0.4 percent in Chicago on Friday.Farmers trace the roots of the rebound to the Kremlin’s move a decade ago to allow land to be bought and sold freely. That set off a wave of investment in new equipment, fertilizers and expansion of farms into lands long left fallow. Government subsidies and the ruble devaluation, along with good weather, have added to harvests in recent years.
Burdin was granted five hectares of land for his own use in the early 1990s, when his collective farm collapsed in the wake of the demise of the Soviet Union. After working as a hired hand, he struck out on his own in 2005. He traded his old Lada for a used Russian tractor. He said he barely earned enough for food. “It was hard when we started out.”
Now he drives a late-model Ford pickup. His fleet includes a half-dozen imported tractors and four combines, along with a German machine to spread the fertilizer that’s helped him to victory in local wheat-yields contests. He owns 200 hectares (500 acres) of land and rents another 1,500.
Farm Riches
A few miles away, Viktor Borodaev, 64, said he and other farmers don’t deserve all the credit for the recent boom. “We got a lot of help from God and nature,” he said, referring to the favorable weather that’s yielded bumper crops in recent years.On the 40,000 hectares of fields at the Tselina farm company he runs, technology has also played a role. New tractors with GPS work 24 hours a day, with three shifts of drivers switching off. Profit margins were as high as 90 percent last year and earnings should be higher this year, he said.
Last week, Agriculture Minister Alexander Tkachev reported to President Vladimir Putin in the Kremlin, predicting the best harvest in 25 years and forecasting it could grow another 20 percent over the next decade or so.
“Exports give us a flow of cash, hard currency, from which our farm producers get rich,” said Tkachev, whose family is a major owner of farms and agricultural land in southern Russia.

He checked that it was almost two at night and with a somewhat frustrated grumble he moved in his bed and rolled onto his belly. He grumbled even more when he felt discomfort lying in that position. Severus quickly moved on his back again and allowed one hand to slip under the blankets. It slowly slid down his chest and abdomen, just to stop over his pants. With mild amusement he noticed he had a hard on.

“The effect that cocky mutt has on me is inexplicable,” he muttered to himself but allowed his hand to rub against his hard bulge. He couldn’t quite remember when was the last time he felt this kind of pleasure, but he was immediately reminded of how much he liked it.

His hand continued to move in teasing circles over his penis, while the other hand slipped under his shirt. The tension was growing even more whenever his fingers brushed over his nipples or the tip of his cock.

“Sirius,” came out a soft moan from his lips when his fingers circled around the head of his shaft and a wave of pleasure washed through him. Severus closed his eyes and allowed the images of his sexy naked husband play in his mind. The potions master took delight in the view of Sirius kneeling on the bed between his thighs and stroking his cock. Severus could almost feel the touch of the other man’s hands on his oversensitive skin. The imaginary Sirius leaned forward and stopped only inches above his husband’s lightly twitching penis; he looked Severus in the eyes; an evil, lecherous grin rose on his lips and he waited for the other wizard’s reaction.

“Sirius…please,” moaned the potions master again, even though he knew it was only his imagination that the other man was there. Black from his fantasy didn’t really wait long and obediently lowered his lips and kissed every inch of the man’s thighs and shaft; he then slowly took all the length of the cock into his mouth. Severus immediately wrapped his hand around his own penis to match the wonderful sensations he knew Sirius’ tongue would give him. He stroked his manhood faster every time his husband sped up his head movements. The potions master was gradually forgetting himself in the pleasurable feelings his hands combined with the erotic dream were giving him.

“More. Suck harder…” Severus groaned when he felt he was getting closer. Sirius from his fantasy nearly laughed at the potions master’s words, but enthusiastically continued giving the man a blowjob. One of his hands moved up to the man’s chest, while the other massaged his balls. All the extra stimulation would be enough to send Severus over the edge and he knew it; he could clearly remember the long sensual and sometimes even obscene evenings he spent with his husband; he remembered how much pleasure and satisfaction each of Sirius’ lewd ideas gave him. Thinking about it caused him to stroke his cock faster and harder until he finally couldn’t hold it anymore. He released a generous load of cum all over his chest with a loud, low growl, “Sirius!”

The wizard quickly cast a cleaning charm and lied on the bed panting and staring at the ceiling. He was never a person who masturbated very often – he could hold back his needs for weeks, years even – but he was always lucky to have his husband by his side when he needed to let go of some tension. This time however, Sirius felt both close and far from him; it was as if Black was standing almost in front of him, but then again, he was out of his reach. That feeling bothered Severus and he’d try anything to get his lover back…if only Sirius allowed him to do so.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.

The wide smile Harry offered up sent a shot of heat through Draco's chest, causing him to smile in return. Reaching down, he brushed his fingers lightly through Harry’s before curling them so he was holding Harry’s hand softly in his own. Maybe Harry had been right a few weeks back when he had suggested that Draco couldn’t live his entire life behind the shields he had put up against the world after the end of the War. Maybe this picnic with the Weasleys could be the start of Draco living a new life, one where he didn’t have to hide.

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What state is better to choose for Work and Travel program?

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>>137477556
Any state with a coast will do.

>>137477865
What you think about Portland?

>>137478078
I've been there a couple of times, very nice city. And they have a zero sales tax in Oregon too.

What a funny picture. A bunch of slav hillbillies try to look like brits speaking in English.

>>137478666
Wow, you are living in USA?

Hellow guys/

>>137479188
I was living there for some time. Got a work in a suburb of Seattle.

I bad know english. But wanna learn it.

>>137479737
But why do want to learn?

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>>137455459 (OP)

Английский - язык быдла.

/тред

>>137482257
Mother's elitarii was torn apart.

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>>137455459 (OP)

>>137455459 (OP)
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>>137483829
Suck my D, bitard