>>169257766 (OP)
yeah! Bump

Op is a faggot

>>169257766 (OP)
>Future Perfect Continuous
Lol

>>169257971
It seems, your grammar is normal. Not like me.

It am bump

English thread will have been going to be have started to be continuing here

>>169257980
Whomstd've?

>>169257766 (OP)
You guys fucking suck, why the fuck cant you learn easiest fucking language on planet earth? Why the fuck people from northern europe speak english since like kindergarten, whats the matter with you?

My name is Semen, I go to school every day.

This is Dvach, people post random shit in here.

A sentence: A man had bought a hat and the hat was very good to him, but then hat broken.

Please, specify my errors in the sentence.

>>169258449
*thread
the fastest fix i've ever seen

Rush b suka blet!

Hello there!
Yesterday I successfully installed windows 7 on kabylake. All drivers working good. Fuck windows 10 with Microsoft's dildo inside.

>>169258529
fuck me in the ass, plss!!!!
*you've ever seen
the fastest fix of the fastest fix

>>169258177
Lolkek

>>169258501
Just specified into your mouth.

>>169258580
asshole

>>169258586
Sure. You mean privately?

>>169258280
Cука, я прекрасно понял о чем речь, но не могу справится с составлением предложения. Нужен опыт, и натив.

Hello there. Rolling in with my shitty english.

>>169258280
>why the fuck cant you learn easiest fucking language on planet earth?
the easiest
the planet
>Why the fuck people from northern europe speak english since like kindergarten, whats the matter with you?
north europe
whats wrong with you?

>>169257766 (OP)
Толсто.

>>169258790
I piss on you and your family

>>169258529
>>169258644
>>169258586
i wanna join your gay club, too. Contact?

how was your day niggas?

How to learn English? I started pass the Blue Murphy, it's good? I have A2 Pre-Intermediate how tests say.

>>169258896
ненужная запятая, или ты думаешь в англ пунктуация как в русском?

>>169258790
They I'll say こんにちは。

>>169258821
Wow mate, you can suck my cock, i already blew my load on your moms face, want me to do the same thing with you? You fucking cheeky wanker, a fucking scum of society

>>169258920
Please stop with this nigger shit. Its not funny anymore.

>>169258896
2ch.hk. You can find me in a webm-threads. There are i answer to the anon, which posts videos with Mouses. Often it's like "Mouses are in the thread. I am calm".
You're welcome!

guys, i wanna learn more english insultes, help me with this please! all i know as far as now:

asshole
dumbass
idiot
bitch
slut
shit
dick
whore
fuck
jerk
pussy
cunt

anyone know more?

Looks like a good thread to ask. Here the deal, i want to practice my english, and looking for some nice book to read in original. By nice i mean something interesting, and without very difficult language. Suggestions?

>>169258989
Delivered, check ur mouth.

Sorry people, but all of you are obosrantsiy
See ya later in a fap thread


eeeh

>>169258980
Why does someone use commas in English?

>>169258980
нет, просто видел в каком-то приложении, что too поставили после запятой. Обязательно в конце.

>>169258867
swallowed it
:3

>>169259089
Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?

>>169259007
why you so sad my nigga? havin’ a bad day?

>>169259089
cuckold
retard

>>169259148
>Oi
Are you a jew?

>>169259121
Old habits, perhaps? It doesn't ruins the text, after all.

>>169259089
fool, shithead, cocksucker

>>169259260
doesn't ruin наверное?

>>169257766 (OP)
OP is a dick.

>>169259274
also big gay

>>169259260
зачем тебе ruins, если у тебя уже имеется "doesn't

Use it, my /b/rothers!

Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
Wanker – Idiot
Slag – Whore, the worst kind
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
Arsehole – Asshole
Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
Chav – White Trash / Low Class
Dodgy – Shady character
Git – Moron, Idiot
Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
Manky – Disgusting
Minger – Very unattractive woman
Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
Naff – Tacky
Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
Pillock – Idiot
Plonker – Idiot
Prat – Idiot, asshole
Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
Twit – Idiot
Knob Head – Dickhead
Piss Off – Go Away
Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
Skiver – Lazy sod
Knob – Dick
Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
Berk – Idiot
Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
Ankle-biters – Children
Arse-licker – A sycophant
Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
Gannet – Greedy person.
Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
Ligger – freeloader
Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
Maggot – A despicable person
Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person

>>169257766 (OP)
Op is a sissy cuck

>>169259342
What a contempt to little gays!

DO U NOW DE WAY?

>>169259436
GTFO, shitforcer.

>>169259098
hmm, i think i can help you! for start you should read this 4chan.org. i hope that helps /b/ro!

John, where Bill had had had, had had had had. Had had was the right answer.

>>169259518
But use /v/ or /vg/ instead of /b/ cus its a real shithole in there

>>169259228
I am a jew, you stupid nigger

>>169259289
>>169259365
Maybe you right. My grammar is far from perfect.
I never learned english properly. And internet(where no one really cares how you're talking) isn't best teacher for such things.

Are you alright?
I'm alright, I'm quite alright
And my money's right
8… (yeah)
Countin' them bands
All way to the top 'til they be fallin' over
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Countin' them bands
On my way to the top 'til we fallin' over

I don't really care if you cry
On the real, you shoulda never lied
Shoulda saw the way she looked me in my eyes
She said: "Baby, I am not afraid to die."
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge

Phantom that's all red, inside all white
Like somethin' you ride a sled down, I just want that head
My Brittany got mad, I'm barely her man now
Everybody got the same swag now
Watch the way that I tear it down
Stackin' my bands all the way to the top
All the way 'til my bands fallin' over
Every time that you leave your spot
Your girlfriend call me like, "Come on over!"
I like the way that she treat me
Gon' leave you, won't leave me, I call it that Casanova
She say I'm insane, yeah
I might blow my brain out (hey)
Xanny, help the pain, yeah
Please, Xanny, make it go away
I'm committed, not addicted, but it keep control of me
All the pain, now I can't feel it
I swear that it's slowin' me, yeah

I don't really care if you cry
On the real, you shoulda never lied
Saw the way she looked me in my eyes
She said: "I am not afraid to die.", yo
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge (yeah)
All my friends are dead, yeah, ooh
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead, yeah
All my friends are dead, yeah

That is not your swag, I swear you fake hard
Now these niggas wanna take my cadence
Rain on 'em, thunderstorm, rain on 'em (ooh, yeah)
Medicine, lil' nigga, take some (yeh, yeh)
Fast car, NASCAR, race on 'em
In the club, ain't got no ones, then we would beg them
Clothes from overseas, got the racks and they all C-Notes
You is not a G though
Lookin' at you stackin' all your money, it all green though
I was countin' that and these all twenties, that's a G-roll

She say: "You're the worst, you're the worst."
I cannot die because this my universe

I don't really care if you cry
On the real, you shoulda never lied
Shoulda saw the way she looked me in my eyes
She said: "Baby, I am not afraid to die."
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge

Ayo wassup bitch ass jits
Rich nigga itt
Ask me a queshns
Fuck da opps

>>169259626
Is it worse than ours /b/?

>>169259643
чуете этот ебанный говор?
ай эм а джев ю ступид ниббер

>>169259485
>>169259507
U DO NOT NOW DA WAY CLOCK FLOCK CLOCK GLOCK

>>169259643
What did u sayin lil bitch? Wya gay ass jew?

>>169259682
Two cups of tea.

>>169259580
I read this sentence and I guess that Bill is a faggot. It's right?

>>169258043
*mine

>>169259830
в чем соль той шутки?

DONT SAY A "NIGGA" U WHITE BOYS CRAKKERS

>>169259518
That shithole won't give me much. Too many illiterate foreigners and ignorant students to learn from. And people tends to ignore errors, so i can't even practice there - as i won't ever know whether i made an error in some sentence, or not.

>>169259883
ась? я просто анона двачнул

>>169259817
Yo mate you dont talk trash to me like that you lil pussy ass nigga, jews are not as the used to be you cunt. Imma blaze my fucking joint and the feds aint gonna do shit about it, i will fucking smoke ur ass if you will show up in my hood you punk ass bitch

Engr is his de bedder lange tat i seen

>>169259962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup
u know that u gonna do

>>169257766 (OP)
sasi

>>169260149
>>169260071
Weeb trash even worse than stupid lefties

>>169259864
They're both faggots doing some faggotry

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum, it holds fifty, uh
Scum Gang
I'll see y'all later, suuwoo!

Pop these niggas like a wheelie nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them billy niggas and them hoova niggas
You run up and they shootin' niggas, we ain't hoopin' nigga
No KB, you a loser nigga, up that uzi nigga
On the stoop, crills in my drawers, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for as I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case a nigga throwin' shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her that's a sad ho, she a bad ho
I'ma fuck her then I dash home, to the cash ho

I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove-it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it

I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch

Scum Gang

>>169260149
oh, avatarochka, hi.

>>169260199
i dnt get u, men

How to learn simple words like the names of fingers and another? https://youtu.be/3xqqj9o7TgA does it help?

>>169260058
Ion fight wit u just pop ya ass and whole ur bitch ass gang ill kill u boy u lil bitch ass hoe dont talk me like that internet gangsta just say me wya

>>169260355
anderstandebol, have a naice dai too

What's "эщкере"?

>>169260371
Martin Luther King Ave, Atlanta.

Bring your boiz witch u the shit gonna be tough and my home boys already lurkin your place bitch ass

>>169260486
we got it

Why you're such a faggots, guys?
Can't you wipe something else? It's not like this thread offend anyone, or something like that. But yet - every single english-thread is overrun with shitposting clowns. What the fuck?

>>169257766 (OP)
>will has been starting
Wto ebat'?

>>169257766 (OP)
>will has been
ну ты и мразь

Our Father, who art in heaven

Hallowed be thy Name,

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread

And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

For thine is

The kingdom,

And the power,

And the glory,

For ever and ever.

Amen.

 

Áуа фáзер, ху арт ин хéвн

 

Хáллоуд би зáй Нейм,

 

Зай кингдом кам,

 

Зай уил би дан, он эос ез ит из ин хевн.

 

 

Гив ас зис дей áуа дэйли брэд

 

Енд фогив ас áуа трéспэсэс, эз уи фогив зóуз ху трэспыс эгéйнст ас.

 

Енд лид ас нот инту тэмптэйшн, бат диливер ас фром ивл.

 

Фо зáйн из

Зэ кíнгдм,

Енд зэ пáуа,

Енд зэ глóри,

Фор эва енд эва.

 

Амэн.

>>169260058
U trynna talk like a real nigga but u dont
U just a white crakker who trynna be like a blakk man stop dat shit u looking so stupid dumbass

>>169260604
Because English created by clowns

>>169260608
last tryin, ok? 2ch anthem!

I've been on the low
I been taking my time
I feel like I'm out of my mind
It feel like my life ain't mine
(Who can relate? Woo!)
I've been on the low
I been taking my time
I feel like I'm out of my mind
It feel like my life ain't mine

I don't wanna be alive
I don't wanna be alive
I just wanna die today
I just wanna die
I don't wanna be alive
I don't wanna be alive
I just wanna die
And let me tell you why

All this other shit I'm talkin' 'bout they think they know it
I've been praying for somebody to save me, no one's heroic
And my life don't even matter, I know it, I know it
I know I'm hurting deep down but can't show it
I never had a place to call my own
I never had a home, ain't nobody callin' my phone
Where you been? Where you at? What's on your mind?
They say every life precious but nobody care about mine

I've been on the low
I been taking my time
I feel like I'm out of my mind
It feel like my life ain't mine
(Who can relate? Woo!)
I've been on the low
I been taking my time
I feel like I'm out of my mind
It feel like my life ain't mine

I want you to be alive
I want you to be alive
You don't gotta die today
You don't gotta die
I want you to be alive
I want you to be alive
You don't gotta die
Now lemme tell you why

It's the very first breath
When your head's been drowning underwater
And it's the lightness in the air
When you're there
Chest to chest with a lover
It's holding on, though the road's long
And seeing light in the darkest things
And when you stare at your reflection
Finally knowing who it is
I know that you'll thank God you did

I know where you been, where you are, where you goin'
I know you're the reason I believe in life
What's the day without a little night?
I'm just tryna shed a little light
It can be hard
It can be so hard
But you gotta live right now
You got everything to give right now

I've been on the low
I been taking my time
I feel like I'm out of my mind
It feel like my life ain't mine
(Who can relate? Woo!)
I've been on the low
I been taking my time
I feel like I'm out of my mind
It feel like my life ain't mine

I finally wanna be alive
I finally wanna be alive
I don't wanna die today
I don't wanna die
I finally wanna be alive
I finally wanna be alive
I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die

>>169260748
Як ти тут сидиш? Хіба двач не заблоковано?

>>169257766 (OP)
idi nahui

>>169260705
wow m8 your are cockamamie fucking schmoe you are just a drek

The English exams will be soon. There will be speaking part, but I have bad pronunciation and social anxiety disorder, so this part will be the hardest for me. How can I improve my speaking?

i wanna practice my english time, i mean i have big trouble with using them. i heard that english people use only past simple, is it true?

>>169260548
Im livin in chicago chiraq rip jojo shoutout to my lil niggas. Aye u a lucky boy, getta fukk outta here and try to not get lakkin and watch ya bitch ass dirty ass shit mouth lil thot

>>169260908
Here.

>>169260986
60-70% their speech - simple

>>169259089
dickhead shithead
crap

>>169261036
I think it would be cool to make a telegram chat where all retards can talk in english

>>169257766 (OP)
Hello. Sosi huy.

>>169261036
>@chert666.
u kama?

>>169257766 (OP)
даун иди на форч

>>169261143
talkS нет?

>>169261143
Telegram is shit. If you further promote this, I will report you

>>169261036
I would write you if you had decent contacts. Tg is way too shitty.

>>169260901
Can you move in English environment?

>>169257766 (OP)
Murdured and peed on your family

>>169261257
Why? Telegram is really easy to use and it’s much better than some shit like vk

>>169261383
>like vk
Same shit.

After you has learnt Tokipona, you may can speak English easy

>>169261650
I am going to make fixes. But you have to learn tokipona

>>169257766 (OP)
just talk with natives.

>>169261742
You has got good knowledge for jest

>>169261842
Talking with... humans? Like, alive humans? Impossibru!

>>169261842
Is there no one native here?

F\T D\F H\4 K\2 3\V 9\K K\K F\D A\S A\M A\7 M\7
// END

>>169261905
probably not

>>169257766 (OP)
Sage

>>169261842
But what could I say to them?

>>169261988
End what?

>>169262111
They don't like me. How can i talk with such beings?

>>169262000
but you can easily find them in MMO games chats.

>>169258593
> specified
i fucking lost it.
>>169259306
fuck I lost it again lmaoo

>>169262262
What if you don't play multiuser games?

>>169261988
programmer ITT

>>169262262
It's not so easy. They're playing there, you know. Playing with themselves, and not giving a shit about you.

>>169262111
2hard4me

>>169262525
But you can evolve yourself.

>>169262714
>evolve
I am try do it, but i hate cockhls more.

>>169262609
That's not an option. I'm perfectly confident in my lack of hero attributes.

>>169259228
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockney

>>169258790
>Muhosrank
You mean Flyshitville?

>>169259403
>Wanker – Idiot
wanker-person who jerking off

>>169257766 (OP)
Hello my dear friends
I'm gay-khokhol from Kiev
I suck dicks and and jump to not be like "moskal"
Сome to visit me and I'll give you a piece of fat

>>169262609
>Become a real hero
and a real human bean

>>169259113
>obosrantsiy
Обосранций? Он круче адамантия?

>>169262481
well ... i agree that they don't give a shit about you, but still you can find some natives to talk with about say "technical" stuff.

>>169263130
Barrel

>>169263177
It's not a real conversation. Yeah, i can ask a question, and hear an answer... and that's all. It won't give me anything.

Your thoughts about those new threads where guy killed his ex-girlfriend

guys, which language is better: our or english? i think russian sounds and looks more beautiful, but it’s really hard to learning. english is really easy. also which language do u like at all? i like finnish pronunciation

>>169261252
No

>>169263335
That was... hilarious. I've lost with curry when read his letter.

>>169263130
https://youtu.be/8MqTOEospfo
Did you understand this nigger?

>>169263362
btw i hate my native language ukrainian,hope i will live in another country and will forget this shitty language

Who're are is you the friend? I will starting learned english but my results has been bad :(
Help me understand what i must had to do?

>>169263510
>curry
not gravy fucking pajeet

I fucked Stalin

>>169263535
My eyes are bleeding

>>169263362
I like tokipona pronouncation. Also, yes, Russian is a very hard language. For example, even Russian natives (!) often have incorrect pronunciation of russian "r".

>>169260604
>every single english-thread is overrun with shitposting clowns. What the fuck?
... he said almost unintelligibly without taking the dick out of his mouth. "Wabbafup" - it almost sounded like. He always loved sucking dick.

>>169263535
Дмитрий Петров Английский за 16 часов
Дуолинго
Мёрфи
Контент

Hi, faggots. May we discuss a something interesting???

>>169263273
so what kind of a conversation you want to find? and why?

>>169263853
ALERT RUSSIAN SCUM IS IN THREAD

>>169263362
idk really English is global and has words and terms that don't have equivalent in russian

Russian is only matters in post ussr but i like it being a pideraha i didn't experience any difficulties with it aside of grammar probably

>>169263895
No, I haven't knowledge to say interesting things, maybe.

>>169263521
Why though? It's beautiful in it's simplistic way sometimes i listen to Ukrainian songs, sounds better than Russian

>>169263895
ASS WE CAN

British English is superior to American English.

You fucking cunts.

>>169258989
>You fucking
You ARE fucking

>>169263895
What anime should i watch?

>>169264162
What you hear in song and what you hear in real life are really diffrent things.Also it has shitty and hard grammar

I'd also like to add that British people are very similar to Russian people.

I very want to practice my English but I’m alone. I say to myself. My wallet is empty that it can to pay my language courses. Help me. What do I will do?
I live in Korolev. Almost DC. Are there anything meetings or clubs of lovers of English?

>>169264389
You can talk in Internet

>>169263516
Dude, he is showman, ofc he has good speech skills. I mean some thing like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KikI_ttYzC4

>>169264389
>What do I will do?

>>169263362
Russian is definitely more complex and thus is difficult to learn. Complexity can serve as a characteristic to describe possilities and broader list of use cases, but since the main purpose of learning language is opportunities you get by using of this particular language, English can be called as a better one, due to big amount of information and status of multinational cross-border language.

>>169264296

He was correct in this context.
"You fucking cheeky wanker" is correct. "You are fucking cheeky wanker" is wrong, but "You are A fucking cheeky wanker" would also be correct.

>>169264323
Yeah i guess so, as they say, the easiest way to hate a language is to start learning it

btw are you oppressed Russian-speaking minority?

>>169263912
>so what kind of a conversation you want to find? and why?
Just some nice and easy chit chat. About life, science, media, maybe some whining, and whatnot.
Oh wait, we're talking about english. And on top of that my opponent should be a grammar nazi, and point me to all errors i made.
As for why... because i'm bored and lonely, and honing english will let me have more content to choose from, to kill exceed time.

>>169264537
You can set the video speed to 0.5x

>>169264496
Ok, maybe I’m super shy but how talk with somebody when you know few words. Difficult clearly bring my thinks to people.

>>169264680
I say it easier than you:
In English has created more information than Russian.

HAHA I am british!!!

>>169264909
About what do you talk in your native language? And about what do you want to talk?

>>169264687
Lol,of course not.I have heard a lot of russian speakers in my town,and never saw that somebody offend them

What do you think about krautchan for improve English?

>>169265128
Hmmmm what I never think about such simple idea. You are opened my eyes, dude
I try
Oh I am really low-speaker

>>169264724
i see. you wanna find a friend. it is hard.

>>169265378
Shithole with an old eyebleeding design also krauts are nazis

>>169257766 (OP)
Rolled in. Everybody knows, that pidorashkas can't in english. Also, i've put my big ukrainian dick in all pidorashkas holes in this thread and no one can't stop me.

>>169265378

A good choice.

>>169265464
If you knew Ukrainian, you have benefits in learn English. For example, Ukrainian also use "have" often and it has similary to "Is it" and other because Ukrainian and English lent a lot from germanic languages.

>>169265839
>Is it
Do *fix

More detaily, Ukrainian "Чи" is similar to "Do" and Esperanto word "Cxu".

What sites do you use for talk in English?

I have raised some cash
Slottie had built the line
Now I am respected
Now they know who am i
I've raised some cash
Машина в линию дала
— you've got a talent lad
— oh, which?
— To play online
Everybody says: «АК, how to raise some cash?»
«where should I press?» — «А-А-asino» three axe
I spend and I don't whine
Stuff that I earned Last night
I caught the luck and I hold it by the both wings


Three Axe casino
The game has begun
It's all fair
If you won
They'll load you some cash
Pulled the rope
And chimp caought the babana
Today I am chilling
My pockets can't fit my cash

>>169257766 (OP)
Hello, can you teach me pls

>>169266141

Krautchan

Did the thread fall down?

>>169266263
Бля, забыл одну строчку

>>169266276
Yes, but what exactly?

>>169266141
Mostly online games

>>169266263
>axe
How to learn all two and three letters English words?

>>169259089
Kike

>>169266263
Very good for me

>>169266430
English language ofc

>>169267201
Okay. What's your English level? What do you know?

>>169259089
Jew or nigger.

>>169267431
I was learning German in school. But at the time I don't knew why this is necessary and I don't want learnt it, so I still remember very little. But I have been learning English for a few months and I see progress.

test

Russians(retards) not welcome here.

>>169267872
Why are you angry?

Hustle crips fucc everybody

>>169267938
I dont like retards(russians).

>>169267872
there's like 90% russians on dvach, who would you rather welcome instead. Why are you not on 4chan instead motherfucker. Fuck you cocksucker

>>169267815
I didn't learn a sentence of Swedish despite being forced to study it for three years in middle-school. Motivation is everything when it comes to learning languages.

>>169267984
But, maybe, not all Russians are bad, sure?

>>169267984
Maybe, you are retard.

>>169267984
Nevermind this. I suck cock.

>>169257766 (OP)
Rolled in.

Ebonics speaker ITT, ask me anything motherfuckas.

>>169268136
Have you ever seen a good russian?

Хуле вы в России па англиски пишите. Уууу тупые))))

>>169268225
Sup my nigga

>>169268267
Sup, dawg.

>>169268267
Fuck off, pussy.

>>169268294
that's my nigga, sup bro

>>169258586
Го в телегу

>>169268294
Suck your mom.

ВЕЧЕРНИЙ ФОРЧАН
@
АМЕРИКАНСКИЕ ШКОЛЬНИКИ СОЗДАЮТ "РУССКИЙ ГОВОРИМ ТРЕД
@
ПЕРВЫЙ ПОСТ
@
ЗДЕСЬ МЫ ГОВОРИМ ТОЛЬКО РУССКИЙ, ТУТ МЫ ИДЕМ

>>169268294
who dat

>>169258790
Just lick her pussy immediatly.

>>169268514
> Вот где бы разговорную речь заскиллить...
Сидеть в интернете и не найти interpals/дискордо-конфы. Ну ты и даун.

hory shet u guise r pretty bad at this
keep practicing though
t. interpreter (not translator, mind you) from dc2

>>169268514
Да сделай себе угандийский акцент. Это ещё и модно.

>>169268574
> > Вот где бы разговорную речь заскиллить...
> Сидеть в интернете и не найти interpals/дискордо-конфы.
Я же не конфоблядь ебаная.
> Ну ты и даун.
Fuck your ass, faggot.

>>169268653
Are you python or php?

>>169258790
Why do Russians like to extend their English phrases with unneccesary bullshit? It's easier to say
>You're walking down the street of your Muhosransk ending up with a spit on your nape.

>>169268653
You - fucking piece of shit, will go in vulva.

>>169268818
It is platinium post?

>>169268818
Sounds like truth. But I bet you guys surely don't use Pushkin-style grammar in casual conversations.

>>169268762
If you speak tokipona, you try to speak simply

>>169268738
funnily enough, I do know python, hella useful for small-scale scripting and web scraping
but I feel ya, not many people know the distinction between two professions even in Russian let alone English

>>169268267
u don't call a nigga a nigga unless ur a nigga which ur not

>>169268890
Don't be so nincompoop, sweetheart.

>>169268917
>tokipona
Meme language.

Cheeki Breeki v damki, plebs.

https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY

>>169269017
>nincompoop
Holy shit. Do you like to cover yourself with old school British English?

>>169268890
>But I bet you guys surely don't use
Sounds off, did you by any chance mean
But i bet you guys dont do this and that, for sure
Or
Surely you don't do this and that
Because surely has a bit different meaning, it doesn't fit in here at all with I bet

>>169268890
>But I bet you guys surely don't use Pushkin-style grammar in casual conversations.
I do. Well, maybe not exactly Pushkin-style, but my manner of speech is pretty pretentious.

>>169268225
UUGA BUUGA WERE DA WITE WIMEN AD???????!?!=?! GIBS ME MONEY OR UR A RACIST!!

>>169269033
Они там несут рандомный бред?

>>169269171
>give me your money or you are antisemit

>>169269212
Just a mishmash of random words or simply madeup english-like words.

Oh gawd how want kunchik

>>169269148
'Surely' and 'for sure' stand for the same meaning. The only difference is it's form which depends on an exact positiong in the sentence.

>>169269171
>GIBS ME MONEY OR UR A RACIST!!
But do u know de wey?

>>169269309
Reminds me about Sims speaking

>>169269345
it sounds unnatural is all, might be grammatically incorrect but I'm too lazy to google it up
still better than 99% of posters here ofc

>>169269171
Pathetic racist scum.

Peep this, I'mma spit some dirty ass words on your white ass:

Whiteys claim that they are master race
That's fucked up
I be fuckin' their ladies, hey
Ain't gon' stop

They be making quota space for us
You mad bro?
Jewish people make us think we strong
On ma dick, hoe

Daaaayum that shit was dope. Now come 'ere punk, listen closer you white ass. It's time for you to give up on bein' all cool and masters. We are tha masters now, boy. Now gimme all your earnings and your curvy white bitch. Shit ain't gon' stop.

>>169269793
>better than 99% of posters
Why do you think this way about 99% of posters here?

>>169270214
Because your English skills will look like: "Но посмотрите же вот на это лежащее здесь на столе яблоко на блюде" in reversal.

>>169270214
Well, the majority of posters here are legit trying to sound authentic but these small details give it away
I know because I went through this shit myself about ten years ago, couldn't fucking stand how some mistakes cropped in and spoilt the whole image

>>169270991
>couldn't fucking stand how some mistakes cropped in
>cropped in

>>169270991
>couldn't fucking stand how some mistakes cropped in
creeped in, motherfucker

How can I improve my English skills without any schools? I know lots of words and can read/understand any text, but I'm bad at speaking. What can I do to improve it at home? Also, don't be shy to correct me.

>>169272545
Grammar. Murphy

Палю годноту, если кто хочет попрактиковаться в английском.
https://2ch.hk/brg/res/354903.html