This is the official English speaking thread.We haven't had one for ages. Time to make up for it!
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Sankt Peterburg kun ITT ask questions.
>>142882551 (OP)Kak dela?
>>142882887Do you?
>>142882925It sucks.
>>142882551 (OP)Ti chichuesh?
sage
>>142883271sage
>>142882887>SanktHow did u live with big cock in ur mouth?
>>142883304Newfag detected. Just as planned.
>>142883304>Proigral
>>142883300Fuck you.
>>142883365Fucked you in your mouth, just as planned.
>>142883404Wasted.Potracheno.
>>142882551 (OP)Will you organized Skype conference?
Hello. My name is Vasya. I live in Russia. I like computer games and porno.
>>142883516I don't got no camera, so no.
>>142883516Great idea! I double that anon's question
>>142883472Evry dai I open my windows , and do my morning execizes
go to the /int/ retard
>>142883628Are you teenager?
Sosi hui pendos
>>142883699This board sucks.
Hello guys! What are you up to?
>>142883796Hello. What you mean?
Dein Englisch ist eine Sprache der blöden Amerikaner. Die beste Sprache ist Deutsch.Deutschland, Deutschland über alles.
>>142883831omg learn english
>>142883897Хенхде хох, ёпта.
>>142883956I don't know your nigger words, sorry.
>>142883958Нихт ферштейн
>>142883703What made you ask that?
>>142884017Айн цвай!
>>142883985"What are you up to?" is a way to say "what's up?" or "hi."walking by
Sup, hoes. Whats goin on here, nigga?
>>142884092Арбайтен хлопцы, арбайтен.
Chillin' at home guys!
Have anybody of you been to a speed dating events?
>>142883573What kind of porn do you like?
Let's bump this thread to high heaven!
>>142885126This high is high of my cock
This thread is almost dead, as always.
>>142885237Take your cock back where it belong - to the henhouse, and throw away the zipper.
>>142882551 (OP)get the fuck outa dvach!
Chto za pendosky yazik? Slava Rossii. Valite na 4chan suqi
>>142885521You can stick your gobbledygook up your ass.
>>142885366No. This situation is good for me and my girls. Thay scream cuz my cock is big. It's hits american sputniks
>>142885521Shut the fuck up, rusak. You have no power to order here.
>>142885656Ti chto oxyel, amerikano ebanniy?
London-kun ITTAsk your answers
>>142885981What do you do? How many niggers are there? Tell about your life.
>>142886081>What do you do? I am studying here.>How many niggers are there? I live in "White" area. But overall, lot of them.>Tell about your life.Ask what do you want to know about life here
>>142885981Do ya suck cock?
>>142886278I bet he does. Cockney cocks.
>>142886689But he is not op. There is a chanse he don't suck cocks
>>142886842I'm going to assume that he does until he proves otherwise. I'm biased, I know.
I'm gonna do some kratom and drink beer tonight. Caveat?
I hereby declare this thread dead.
Съебали на свою борду, пендосы ебаные!
>>142884879>speed dating eventsWhat the fuck is this, even?
>>142886196Why is your English so bad if you live in England?
please
One last bump and I'll go.
This is the one last bump I was talking about. Now I'm really gone.
You see, anon, when you make an Englsih speaking thread in /b/ and with no topic at all you get tonns of sage and the thread drowns faster then a rock. Go to /int/ or to other image board which considers english an official language and do your stuff. Or at least offer some topic to discuss. Any thing. It's not particularly smart to just make an english thread just for the sake of it. I came here and have absolutely nothing to talk about, except critcizing your effort.
ПУПИ ЭПИ экшели
>>142891522I think I'll hang around till the thread drowns. Maybe there'll be smth interesting. If OP isn't gone yet, maybe he could tell us smth about him. Just sayin'
>>142889643I came to England from Syria.
>>142891780How the hell do you know russian then? It's a russian board after all.
privet!
Anyone will speak with me?
How to learn math? I speak math on 3 class school level
>>142891966nobody
>>142891988R u retrdd?
>>142892088yes, i know
>>142891988youtube -> numberphile
>>142891966Sure I can speak TO you pall. So, what's crackin'?
>>142892006Honey dont u love me and u know it makes me sad?
>>142892132>crackin
>>142892123Numberphilie is number theory? A Algebra?
>>142891988This was never to happen.Things have evolved, you know.We separate like ripples on a blank shore.
>>142892132hmm... What r u doin?
>>142882887Do you perform some barrel rolls?
>>142892226Enjoying some lovely lasagna and browsing webm threads. And you?
>>142892132>TO"With" is correct too. Don't vyebyvajsya.
>>142882551 (OP)Паста с нyльчa, расходимся.Это официальный английский говорящий поток.У нас не было один для возрастов. Время, чтобы сделать для него!
>>142892302A lot of thing are correct, yet not all of them sound right.
>>142892376things
>>142892283neither the first not the second word i dont' understand. I think get out
https://www.gazeta.ru/science/2014/05/07_a_6021369.shtmlHmm, sorry, I'm struck by the other party
I feels bored. Anon, can you advise me something interesting at youtube?
>>142892376If it's correct, it sounds right. What's the matter tho?
How add new word to my word set in mind? Omg, i think in english, a words set is small
>>142882551 (OP)>We haven't had one for ageswrong, i made one myself about a week ago
I'm just a poor wayfaring stranger travelling through this world of woe...
I'd been learning English for two years when I first heard the phrase "London is the capital of Great Britain."That's weird enough since most people who have never learned English know this phrase, and that's often times all the English they know.
>>142892853A lot of music, films, etc can help you
>>142892944Gotta link? Would love to read.
>>142893127What's that got to do with anything?
>>142892853It's not about the words themselves. It's about how you use them.
Come on, guys, let's get this thread cooking and roaring!
>>142893218Just wanted to tell it.
usa kid in the thread, ask your questions
>>142893421>cooking and roarWhat's this even supposed to mean?
>>142892725english courses
>>142893454Nu tupie, nu tupie...
>>142893324Omg. Fuck you bitch? Lol, no u
who else like cummy in mummy?
Birmingham is on the line, lads. You better ask your shit while I'm checking an arse
English teacher here, ask me anything.
>>142895674Am ah gettin ma hole?
>>142895674You ain't no teachah.
>>142895833>You don't be no teachah.Learn some English dude.
Girls dont need, am i right?
where all anonymoos?
>>142896513I'm here. What did you want
i am english
>>142896652me too. how long you english?
>>142896919i did english from wen was baby
>>142896919i very long in english. very fucking long
>>142897077The English of level of the /b.
>>142897024опять ты
>>142897768это тред на английскомwant to pley with mummy :)
>>142897861no u
>>142899901yes i do