>2019Do not able to speak English. We speak English in this thread. Докладывает Капитан-лейтенант запаса.
>>192022267 (OP)I'd like to practice my poor english. Help me. Or i'll shoot u all.Докладывает Рядовой медицинской службы.
>>192023043Ну, "what", что дальше? Рифму придумаешь?Докладывает Старший прапорщик медицинской службы.
>>192023474Let's do it together then. I'll shoot u too at the end anywayДокладывает Рядовой медицинской службы.
>>192023556давай делать это вместе тогда. я буду короткий ты тоже в конце куда угодно.Докладывает Старший лейтенант.
Are you fucking kidding me?>Do not able to speak English.Does Google translate is't working anymore?Докладывает Старший лейтенант юстиции.
>>192028843Google translate is never good. It can help one word at a time though.Докладывает Старшина первой статьи.
>>192032446It's an illusion because the table pushes against her hip. She's fineДокладывает Рядовой запаса.
Hello dvatchI write to you in sincerest heartmy day was good how is yours?Please tellyou measure you dick with rulerdo you start from balls? from anuses?How is your masturbation today? Which tools or devices do you use to help masturbate you anuses?Thank you very manyДокладывает Младший лейтенант юстиции.
>>192032227I haven't used it in a while, so I'll take your word for it.Докладывает Старшина первой статьи.
>>192032925He's right. Used it to translate some articles, and it was able to form very good sentences, even if its structure had to be different, then one in russian . Was very surprised, in factДокладывает Капитан 2-го ранга медицинской службы.
>>192022267 (OP)OP is a dick.Btw, guys how can I capitalize on translating anything?Anon, do you have a part-time job based on translating?Maybe you can drop some useful links?Demand urgent help, goddamn.
>>192022267 (OP)Guys, does anyone watch vinesauce?Im know'bout vk vinesauce vidya community but now wanna know are there any QUALITY CONTENTgarbage fans in here?
>>192034390Sure thing, but its B filled with bioproblem thereads/sex/wannadie thereads but not international.Been there a week ago and read some food threads.
>>192022267 (OP)Oh yea, thanks for the reminder. English language in Russia is useful only for browsing foreign content, since pidorashki can't do anything half good. But this soon will be over, when the internet will be cut down and we will live under steel curtain once again.
Go to Reddit, scum. Oh, almost forgot, your level is too damn low to communicate with Ubermensch buddies. You only can show-off your basic English skills on harkach.
>>192035701Lupa i Pupa poshli poluchat' zarplaty, no v buhalterii vse pereputali. I Lupa poluchila za Pupu, a Pupa za Lupu
>>192035900My dad ebashit all hellish dishes.Well, this is about the recipe averaged, because there are lots of variations.The soup is taken, it is not heated, warming is not about my dad. He takes this soup, dumps it into the frying pan and starts to fry. It adds a huge amount of onions, garlic, black pepper and red FLOUR! for viscosity, tomato paste on top. All this is fried to smoke. Then removed from the heat and cooled in the balcony. Then Dad puts in and generously watering mayonnaise begins to eat. At the same time eats from the pan shkryabaya on it with a spoon. He eats and condemns him with a whisper. At the same time on his forehead as much sweat appears. Kindly offers me sometimes, but I refuse. Do I need to talk about what the wildest farting then?
>>192035701the bear is walking trow the forest, then seeng the car is burning - seating in this car and died by fire
>>192035900Austrian country and a bitter hatred against the 'Austrian* State. The art of historical thinking, which had been taught me in school, has never left me since. More and more, world history became a never-failing source of my understanding of the historical events of the present, that is, politics. What is more, I do not want to ' learn ' it, but I want it to teach me. Since I had become a political 'revolutionary' at so early a stage, it was not much later that I became an 'artistic' one. At that time the capital of Upper Austria had a theater of fairly high standing. Almost everything was performed there. At the age of twelve I saw 'Wilhelm Tell' for the first time, and a few months later, I saw the first opera of my life, 4 Lohengrin.' I was captivated at once. My youth- ful enthusiasm for the master of Bayreuth knew no bounds. Again and again I was drawn to his works and today I con- sider it particularly fortunate that the modesty of that provincial performance reserved for me the opportunity of seeing increasingly better productions. All this served to confirm my deep-rooted aversion for the career my father had chosen for me, especially after I had left childhood behind and approached manhood a painful experience. I was more definitely convinced that I could never be happy as an official. And now that my talent for drawing had also been recognized in school, my resolve was even more firmly established. Neither pleas nor threats could influence me. I wanted to become a painter, and no power on earth could ever make an official of me. But it was strange that as the years passed, I demon- strated more and more interest in architecture.
>>192035848Lupa and Pupa went to receive their salary, but at the accounting it was all mixed up, so Lupa received for Pupa et Pupa for Lupa.Is that right ?
>>192036054fucking pidorashka, is that you, son of dog?go fuck yourself and eat shit as yot always supposte to do
>>192036316is a pure russian humor, if you dont like to et shit, then you will newer understand thiis
Ive just got started to learn English a little while ago. I wonder is there some magical way which is can help me to appreciably accelerate the process in some way? Is there something like?
>>192036649Sure! There is a large amount of ways this is you can use to improve your English skills in all possible ways. First of all you have to start to read. Do it every day at least 30-40 min. Do it even though you wont understand a lick of it. You have to create some kind of structures in your brain, some accusations to begin to think in pure English way. Got it?
>>192036754There should be something in there. But, I think that every single individual once he started to learn a new language is applying appreciable amount of energy and endevour hard to learn it as fast as possible. The thing is, that since every human being is an individual, therefore we have different capabilities and aptitudes, hence our different understanding of some seemingly kindred things. Whatsoever, there is no such a special remedy for some sort of "quick learning", I know that, but somehow still struggling to envision myself a smart dude. Partially of my self-indulgent, it is plausible to believe...
>>192035281Vsause's MindField availible at rutracker. 2 seasons, with translation and subs.%%Btw this show sucks. fucking terrible. cringy and with no soul in it, also feels staged and fake(Most likely it's not fake. but editing makes it looks like that). "90's hidden camera show style" does not help at all, makes it worse even. Even Michael Stevens himself said that he doesn't like it as much as regular vsauce series in one of the episodes(Truth serum).
>>192036649There's being in the actual anglo-centric communities but that requires finding one to begin with as well as being coherent enough to be understood within them.Taking in "casual"-spoken media also helps.But otherwise there's no easy way around it, you just learn and grind.>>192037762Go the fuck back behind the wall, beaner, your kind is not welcome here.
>>192022267 (OP)I always hoped I could speak English fluently, would learn the grammar and would use the articles right. But as you can see my hopes were destroyed by times.
>>192036649Just get to the English-speaking country for a some time.You will progress very fast.Or you can become a member of Couchsurfing community and host people from another countries.
>>192038080>I KNOW INGLESH!!11fuck fuck asshole fucking fuck cunt>Я ЗНАТЬ РУСКИЙ!11хуй хуй пизда блять сука блять
>>192022267 (OP)one vodka one tekila and shluh pls man, thank you mister my father work on factory ebat
>>192038186Verb time tenses is easy once you understand and able to "feel" it. Same as, for example, noun genders in russian, do you actually know and remember the gender of every russian word? or do you just feel like you know how to say it?
>>192022267 (OP)Ygor', is that you? Remember me? I recognized you due to your shizoid words and crap.
>>192038477Of course, when I speak Russian I just feel how to say it, but English is different. I can't feel verb time tenses always make mistake when using modal verbs.
>>192022267 (OP)hallow mu names is Kiril, im from russia, im have frend women big ass , milf pishite mne + foto
>>192039394> s-sure, are you c-cute?ofc am cute>how feminine is your penis?7 feminine penises out of 10
>>192038736It will come by itself. Dunno how to put it, just "click" in you mind. May be practice more, watch eng only youtube and surf english internets. You won't necessary know what and how to put and where, you'll be able to just feel that something is wrong in you sentence and look for needed word and verb form from that feeling of wrongness.Also, ppl who isn't actually english native speakers, but who use it in they videos or blogs or vlogs is the great way to imrove english. There is alot of them on ytube. Pewdiepie for example.
>>192039593>Could I be No, you could not (be)? Do you feel how denial form of this sentence is not logical?"Can i be?"- is the correct sentence.No, you can not (be), cos fuck you.
>>192041262>Что значит you'd? Как расшифровывается? You had ИЛИ you would. Ориентируйся по остальной части фразы.>basedBased is a slang term that originally meant to be addicted to crack cocaine (or acting like you were), but was reclaimed by rapper Lil B for being yourself and not caring what others think of you—to carry yourself with swagger.Based has been appropriated by the alt-right online as a general term of praise, as if "un-woke."
Sup /b/ros. Давно хотел спросить, почему на форчане в бе одно только порево, а все нормальные треды (ну по нашим меркам нормальные, уровня сап б как найти тян) тупо игнорятся? Ведь на более элитарных чем двач русскоязычных парашах такого нету, там "адекватное общение".Это разница чисто в менталитете, или пиндосы нас в разумизме обошли на много лет, и им теперь больше всякие мирские мелочи помимо как подрочить и не интересны, или что?
>>192042060Just been to summer terrace cafe with my friend. Did you knew it's summer now in Australia?
>>192042313English speaking world has long past biological problems and just enjoying heavely color-corrected porn instead of wasting time in search of disdusting 3D-womans.
>>192042313All discussions dedicated specifically to any topic is happening on reddit. There is no point to get involved into any major dialog on 4chan itself, cos "everything is cancer and everyone's opinion is wrong by default" anyway. Also "noshame" state mind is all over western part of teh internets, you can be a pedo femi hikki fagot, openly and publicly admit it and no one irl will not shit under your door for it. TL DR- 4chan mentality is all over western internet any way, so there is no point in genuine discussions on the board itself.
>>192044200Oh, my bad. I think >>192042847s point is that westerns are less духовные in general, so they don't care about moral etc as much as russians do (outside of sosachik ofc).>>192044307Go on dick, faggot dirty.
>>192022267 (OP)Английский совершенно бездушный каменный языкЭто потому что я привык на русском базарить или ЭТО ТАК?Оправдывайтесь, англосаксы
>>192047831Это потому что ты привык. Когда понимаешь английский и начинаешь "думать" на нём иногда. То вполне себе язык, не лучше не хуже русского.
>>192048017Раньше очень много базарил на английском и играл в игры с иностранцами, сидел с ними в чатиках, выдрачивал английский, читал учебники, иногда думал на нем, но остался при своем мнении.
>>192038591No, fuck YOU! (gachimuchi intensifies).Also you can't fuck me anyway, because you are disabled.
>>192039270IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN PRISON@FIND A WOMAN IN THE PARK@AND WITHOUT ANY REASON@TRY TO KILL HER AFTER FUCK
>>192022267 (OP)if need english in this thread, then ПОШЁЛ НАХУЙ ПИДОРАС БЛЯТЬ ПИЗДЕЦ vaSCHe ПРОЁБАНЫЕ БУКВЫ НЕСОВЕРШЕННЫЙ АЛФАВИТ ОТСУТСТВИЕ АДЕКВАТНОГО ОБОЗНАЧЕНИЯ ЗВУКОВ, КОТОРЫЕ В ЭТОМ ЯЗЫКЕ CHASTO ИСПОЛЬЗУЮТСЯ, ETOT YOBANYI ПИЗДЕЦ С ПРОИЗНОШЕНИЕМ, ВЫПАДАЮЩИЕ ГЛАСНЫЕ, СОГЛАСНЫЕ, ХУЕГЛАСНЫЕ, УБОГИЙ БЛЯТЬ ЯЗЫК, КОТОРЫЙ БЛАГОДАРЯ СЛУЧАЙНОСТИ СТАЛ МИРОВЫМ ЭСПЕРАНТО
>>192022267 (OP)Ебанатов, не умеющих в бургерский полон трендж, стоят предложения на русский манер, нахуй вы вылезаете, безграмотные?
I've found a guy in hello talk app a while ago and we're chatting everyday since thenдо этого английский только в школе/игорях учил, сейчас вроде как не теряюсьСложно распознавать беглую разговорную речь с жаргонизмами
