4chan rush!Yo 2ch.hk wazzup? Upload some Russian memes in da thread + English translation if possibleThanks
>>192442521>GO RUSSIANS X12>generic_tummblr_girl_name stfu we are doing math>I heard you leftie now face the wallSory for my bed england
For all those who post in Russian:Guys I'm really really sorry but I can't properly translate stuff that you write :'(Please keep this thread in English if possible
>>192442407 (OP)Wrong board country for asking, you can wait here only for shit memes without translation
>>192442801My FB-friend from Moscow gave me the link to the Russian alternative to 4chan.Maybe he's also here I dunno
Im kinda bad at english but ill try“If man does not masturbates for two days - its not about physics, but character
>>192442407 (OP)С четверки набегают пидоры и просят у пикабушнмков мемчиков. Совсем скатились.Translation: Americans come to Russia for new memes. You know why? Coz whole Russia is a fucking walking meme.
there are two ferns in conditions not suitable for reproduction and one says to other: "yes, you can't argue here!"
Oh by the wayWhat's the highest wage you can expect in Russia in $ ?I heard about $400-$500/month (dunno if you have the wage per hour or per day) but I don't know if it's true
Wash in the shower, ok, yes?Here dad comes into the bathroom without knockingOh, don't be afraid of what I didn't see.That's whatКажется всратый перевод, но похуй
>>192443081Welp there's my advice: don't you ever go to Russia, otherwise you will have a risk to stay in this Mordor. Enjoy your life.
>>192442407 (OP)BOOGOORT THREAD@SON-SICHON, GO TO DE WALK NOW@MAYBE YO CAN FIND DA TYAN@WHAT??? TYAN DUNNOT NEED??? ANTA BAKA???
>>192443721Was thinking about Moscow but probably laterWhat's the biggest attractions there?And how much of $$$ do I need to have per day for average hotel + food + shit?
-Dont try to learn the finerbox. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. -What truth?-There is no fingerbox.
>>192443459Average wage in Moscow is 800-1000$/mo. IT-specialists are usually being payed in heavy portions, eg linux embedded software engineer's wage is ~2500-3500$.
>>1924437071. Anime-girls with horny faces2. Thoughtful anime-girls in glasses 3. Panicking anime-girls with fearful faces4. Confused anime-girls with a question mark around their heads
>>192442407 (OP)Блять, какие же русские мемы охуенные все-таки. Английские фрешмены с их прикольчиками про КРИПЛИНГ ДЕПРЕШЕН, АЙМГЕЙ и АЙВОННА БИ ТРЕЙСЕР до нашего уровня постиронии никогда не дойдут.
>>19244390320% but pretty much everybody have official part that consist of minimal wage (150$) and the rest is being payed directly to worker without paying any taxes.
>>192443785Depends of your earnings, cant really say you the exact amout of money. I think 300$ per week is gonna be perfect.About places to check out, you can just find it in internet
>>192443459Difficult question because Moscow is a very rich city, there is a way lower prices than in Europe but you can get big money easily. All other Russia is weak, and barely have money because of goverment's corruption that placed in Moscow for sure
>>192443466Don't be afraid, there is nothing I haven't seen.Или жеIs there anything I haven't seen?Я задумался.
>>192443903About 50% all in all. But most of it is subtracted before you receive your salary (about 30%), so on top of that you'll gonna pay 20% taxes on every purchase (included in the price).
each 10 seconds one person in the world diesfuck i'm loosing a client 6 times in a minute i gotta hurry
Shrek 1Shrek2Shrek3A minute of silence in honor of people who died in a battle versus fascism Shrek 3Sry for bad Eng
>>192445269согласен, анима эта мне не понравилась. после первой же серии я дико плевался и больше его не смотрел. но песенка мне понравилась
W: Is there a doctor hereM: I'm a doctor. What happened?W: Heart attack.M: I am a doctor of youth sciences, professor of top saved picturesW: He is dyingQuote: Somewhere inside breaks something more important than bones
>>192443964It's like "asshole" or "motherfucker", but this form is quite rare. It's a derivate from "ебать" (ebat'). We have many such derivatives, for example уёбок, ебобо, уебан.
>>192445356досмотрел почти до конца из принципа (лучше бы сразу дропнул), последние 2 серии - тотальный пиздец...
>>192445429это ж просто пародия на еву. а ева - своеобразная пародия на всё аниме в целом. причём пародия настолько удачная, что и пародией-то не считается.
>>192445283Пиздец у левого форма чуханская. РУкава у кителя слишком большие и широкие, на животе не сходится, можно ящик с гранатами заныкать, плечи, если бы не погоны, свисали стопудово, штаны слишком длинные и превратились в гармошку.
>>192444957Нашел что постить. У них такими пиздахаханьками весь реддит забит. Я вообще не понимаю почему тут не нашлось человека, который попросил бы ОПа-хуя сделать фото с видом из окна и бумажкой с сегодняшней датой. Пиздец. Рака этому пидорскому треду.
>>192445574посмотри, не такой уж и плохой сериал был.насчёт ребилда в виде фильмов не уверен, ибо посмотрел только первый фильм. и то бегло. по сути просто перерисовали. но говорят дальше будет прикольней, поэтому наверное завтра посмотрю.
>>192445400Btw is it hard to learn Russian?My father is Canadian and his mother was Ukrainian so technically I'm 1/4 UkrainianI heard that Ukrainian and Russian are pretty similar so maybe genes will help me lol :D
This playground was installed with the assistance of the Voronezh's Duma deputy of Edinaja Rossija partyAre you sure your children are at school?Toilet paper not from Naberežnyje ČelnyWARNING PERHAPS
>>192445679ну, ева - это скорее не про роботов, а про отношашки людей перед БП. символы, техника - это всё лишняя мишура, тут и смысла не ищи - его просто нет. а вот что главное - так это психология.
>>192442407 (OP)Igor, you? Remember me? I'm your classmate. I recognized you by your schizoid words and vysery. Do you remember how the whole class pissed you into a mug in the third grade, on a sweet tooth? You drank more, licked my lips and asked for supplements. And then your father came to take you away, the same janitor who raped a dog on Vernadsky and received a suspended sentence for stealing the processed cheese in the store. He entered the class, everyone began to laugh, and you crap under you with shame, and then said that you would hate wipers all your life, but in 9th grade, when you went to the raid to otpidd, they let you go in a circle, after which eight seams were put on your anus. How are you, Igoryan?
>>192445694Слава украине! Can you make a photo of your bookshelf with a paper with handwriten date? Still many of people ITT don't believe you.
>>192445753Ну... Попробую глянуть. Надеюсь, что не очередной проеб времени (хотя все аниме по сути таковым и является).
WE'RE DEAD TOGETHERdeadrussiapeople unite in deathrussia with a dead soul (not politic, it's changed chocolate ads)graves will correct unuiteddead people don't make wardeath is better than stresswe have one soildeath or death
>>192445694>I heard that Ukrainian and Russian are pretty similarThey are similar rather in terms of writing than in general. In Polish, for example, there are more words similar to Russian, but Polish writing is not very familiar to us.I understand Ukrainian very bad by ear. I read it a little better, but still there's a lot of unfamiliar words.I think any language can be learned without problems, as long as there is motivation. sry for my google-translate English
>>192445694>is it hard to learn Russian?Russian is not so complicated, I think. There are pluses: in general, there are not so many words as in English. Difficulties may arise with the grammar.
>4чан спешит!>Йо 2ч.хк вацзуп? Загрузите несколько русских мемов в ветке da + английский перевод, если это возможно>СпасибоПаста с ичана, расходимся.Абу благословил этот пост.
Krasnodar is overcrowded, don't come hereJejskElven forestMoskva is the pimple on the land of Mytišči
>>192447505GT editionOf course, everyone familiar with modern Internet culture should know the famous photo "grandfather, look, the dog is sitting." The black and white photograph shows two people: a middle-aged man sitting in a wheelchair next to a racing car, and a little boy in a tracksuit with two stripes on it over his left shoulder. Both characters with smiles look at the big black Labrador sitting in front of them. In the edited photo (there are also original versions, without dialogue), there are "clouds" drawn from the comics imitating the conversation above the characters. "Grandfather, look, the dog is sitting," the boy refers to the man. “Lol,” (LOL - laughing out loud, an Internet acronym for laughter), says a smiling grandfather. The phenomenon caused by this, in general, rather strange photograph, does not lend itself to a logical explanation. A nonstandard photo with an obviously awkward dialogue, instead of relying on oblivion, gained wild popularity on the Internet. In November 2011, the hashtag #dedsmotrisobakasidit came out on the top-10 of Twitter. According to levada-center surveys, 18% of users of VC changed their avatar to the image of "grandfather", 85% had at least one friend with a similar modified avatar. Why and because of what? And most importantly, what kind of characters? At this time, I was interested in online culture and therefore decided to conduct a small investigation. However, I could not imagine what awaits me. It turned out that the name of someone called "grandfather" - Hayden Dixen. This is a former NASCAR racer from New Zealand who ended his career prematurely in 1967 due to a major accident, as a result of which he lost the ability to walk. In addition, the doctors recorded a serious mental disorder: Hayden constantly kept saying about the huge dog who ran out on the road during the rally, although not one camera recorded it. After a 90-day rehabilitation course, doctors thought Hayden was healthy and allowed to go home. This was a big mistake, since on the second day after arriving home, Dixen shot his own grandson and committed suicide. Hayden's suicide is mysterious. He was found not far from the body of the boy: he was lying next to his wheelchair, which was severely deformed. The rifle lay next to the corpse, but no bullet holes were found in Dixen’s body. Moreover, during the autopsy, pathologists discovered rib fractures and multiple bleeding, on the basis of which it was concluded that Hayden's death (disabled!) Was caused by a fall (!!!) from the roof of his own house! Due to the absurdity of the cause of death, the death of Dixen Hayden was qualified as a murder, but the search did not lead to anything.Stunned by my find, I decided to look at the photo again. God, I wish I didn't do this. PHOTO CHANGED. Black Labrador was no more, in its place was a blurry spot, something like a divorce on the misted glass. Hayden himself moved to the roof. The dialogue has changed, now the boy asked: “Grandfather, where are you?”. Another detail I noticed was that the number 2 disappeared on the car.When the first shock passed and the ability to think sensibly returned to me, I wrote it off as a joke of my work colleagues, with whom I managed to share thoughts about the "dog and grandfather." But today something else happened. On the way home, I met a black Labrador. He was sitting near my doorway and looking off into the distance. How did he look like a dog from a picture! And something else. This morning on my car, someone drew a number 2 with a marker. I am ready to write it off as a coincidence, but somehow it seems to me that in the coming days my life will change. What should I do?
>>192442407 (OP)When I was 15 years old, and I went to shit beta all the time casually hanging around with push and kept asking what you've calmed down, why do you not hear? the first time I didn't answer, he started banging on the door, yelling that you're not talking, what's wrong with you? began to swear and say that all the hinges will be removed, also, dad swore if I shit and do not wash off, and not just vkontse crania, but directly after vylezanija poop, motivated by the fact that it stinks, and then he told me: here I am as none and flush it, and so do you! one day I sat down to shit, and hear dad somewhere near the door stood in the distance, so I wiped his ass and onto the floor naceratice sat down, and there the gap is very wide at the bottom of the door, well, I'm in gap and I look, and there dad on Garachico sits in the slot watching, and said to me: you what? fucking? what you doing?
>>192443081I have friends from Brockton, MA.They had a band called Acid Rain Forest, have u heard about them?another anon
>>192442615Only funny meme itt so far.Translation: "go fk urslf communist, I hv nthng moar""Y do u need a chair? Gve me the chair, u can sit on the floor."Word distortion is a point of this meme.
>>192442407 (OP)Guys should not open this topic. You young, humorous, you all easily. It's not. This is not Chikatilo and not even the archives of the security services. Better stay out of here. Seriously, any one of you will be sorry. Better close the topic and forget what's been written here. I fully understand that this message call additional interest, but I want to warn inquisitive - stop. The others just won't find it.
>>192449334Our roads out of head city are horrible for cars. Trains transport is popular. But yeah... For replacement frim Moscow to the eastern city Vladivositok it takes 7 (!) days on train.
>>192449334it's called "platzkart", you can travel in "kupe" where you can sleep in room with only 3 neighbors.
OP, answer pls.Do u have fellas in Brockton, MA?I have a friend, he lives in Brockton and his name is Mark Hayden.
>>192444389OP:Hi there, anonymous. I live in Smolensk near at plain crash place - it was not ago, after polish plain falled down, so was some threads about it.Today Medvedev (premier-minister) came to us, so much cops around here, and a SWAT wan stay in my yard now here.But the essence of the problem in another thing - I just abundantly masturbated, about a hour of head licking, nothing unusual.But my mom came here and say - "look, snipers are on the roofs and they seeing in the binoculars."I'm looking at the window, and i see a two snipers on the factory roof aganist me, and they see in binoculars to me.2ch, what I need to do now? I afraid, they saw me masturbating.ANSWER:OP, don't leave this question unresolved. A suspense will put pressure on you all yout life. Вetter determine everything now.INSCRIPTION ON THE SHEET:Did you saw me masturbating?
Cuntlicker, asslicker of women, will be toilet-pissdrinker of woman and her friends. Want to lick hairy, unwashed cunt - while on period. If fucked - only after shower. Want to drink piss and all her liquids. Will lick ass in anus.
>>192450295Thanks :3I know some people from Moscow, they're really talented physicists from MFTI (some kind of research institution)They always complain about their salaries but don't want to move to Europe/US/Canada whereverStill can't get it but maybe that's some kind of patriotism lol
>>192442407 (OP)Паста с двача4чан спешит!Йо 2ч.хк вацзуп? Загрузите несколько русских мемов в ветке da + английский перевод, если это возможноСпасибоАбу благословил этот пост.
>>192451782>>192451701>>192451387I fucking loledLooks like the most accurate representation of Russian life
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Boston, huh? Niggers bothering ya much? Heard the area's pretty neat.Was planning on settling in Philly when i'll get to moving out of this shitstain of a country, is it still a good spot?
>>192453985Nah black dudes are fine, I'm not a racistBut Philly is kinda expensive so consider other options like Cali.Also more opportunities to work there
>>192455086Weird seeing someone who doesn't despise blacks coming from 4chan. Times have changed, i guess. Isn't Cali fucking gay though? It's pretty, yeah, but a bit too HIV positive for my liking.Could probably work out if i stay the fuck away from SanFran, i guess. Thanks for the answers, my man. Here's a fucking soviet lowrider 'cuz we can.
>>192455374All the US is gay pal :DCali is fine except Frisco which's OPENLY gay and wage/rent ratio is shit.Also Mexicans so think twice if you have issues with them.I'm not a racist again but 90% of these dudes steal&drink 27/7
>>192456432Most of the people in my home town steal and drink 24/7, that won't really be an issue. So let's say i'm a conservative, where do i go? I don't inbreed so Virginia and the south in general is in doubt. The north is just damn canooks with their kraft dinners and shit.I'm not really all that racist, it's just mostly for laughs, although that could probably get me arrested inside the states.By the way, didn't Cali sign a bill that lowered penalty for knowingly exposing partners to HIV? If that ain't gay i don't know what is.
>>192442407 (OP)What's the difference between the faggot and the fridge?Fridge is not farting(Btw why you need these memes? Also we have whole bunch of local memes and no one is going to understand them besides us )
>>192462858omsk is a city of drugs, madness and depression. you can enter omsk but you can't leave it. but omiches (omsk citizens) still try to escape.omsk-omskomich tried to leave omsk with his dog on iceasphalt leaves the city
in omsk...boy threw an axe to his grandma while screaming "i'm beastmaster!"girl was putted on bottleplumber has robbed a gypsypeople are looking for 11-meter girl10 yo girl has got pregnant from her husbandduck feels itself a dog
