O, VI IZ ANGLII TRED #1In this thread we will write in English even if you don't know this language like me. I don't know tenses absolutely. Write with mistakes, pohui. Nobody will laugh at you.Let's go, anons! DON'T USE TRANSLATOR
That was the tictacs of the jinnies for to fontannoy theWillingdone. Shee, shee, shee! The jinnies is jillous agincourtingall the lipoleums. And the lipoleums is gonn boycottoncrezy ontothe one Willingdone. And the Willingdone git the band up. Thisis bode Belchum, bonnet to busby, breaking his secred word with aball up his ear to the Willingdone. This is the Willingdone's hur-old dispitchback. Dispitch desployed on the regions rare of meBelchum. Salamangra! Ayi, ayi, ayi! Cherry jinnies. Figtreeyou!Damn fairy ann, Voutre. Willingdone. That was the first joke ofWillingdone, tic for tac. Hee, hee, hee! This is me Belchum inhis twelvemile cowchooks, weet, tweet and stampforth foremost,footing the camp for the jinnies. Drink a sip, drankasup, for he'sas sooner buy a guinness than he'd stale store stout. This is Roo-shious balls. This is a ttrinch. This is mistletropes. This is CanonFutter with the popynose. After his hundred days' indulgence.This is the blessed. Tarra's widdars! This is jinnies in the bonny bawn blooches.
>>198608793 (OP)Hello, guys, talk to me about Turcia pleace. What kind of english speaking the hotel staff have? Can i explain something to them with my level?
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Hello, my name is Valera aka "MC Borrow". I am old man, i fuck your mother, father very good and very well.
>>198609258I’m an immunity dog. Pissing on your shoes and face. Who will read my message knowing your mother will be living with you before your die.
Shit, dick, penis, prick,Everybody-can-fuck-me, pecker, whore,Dickhead, ho, ass, cock,Asshole, cocker, moron...
>>198608793 (OP)Welcome...Again...I`m alone and have heavy feeling on my soul.Most of tyan it`s whores that need only money or nyshtayki. Bydloman ready to kill someone if he have something versus bydlo`s action like listening shit-music on full volume or drinking BOYARKA on bench under house.POrasha start flowing in /B/ and every fucking thread is coming to "Lahta! +15" or "Liberals sucks" I want to hug someone and at the same time not.OOOFF...Just, remember, that here all ours friend.
>>198608793 (OP)Is it you, Igor? Do you remember me? I'm your classmate. I'm revealed you using your crazy words and bullshit. Do you remember how were pissed in your cup on sladkoezhka in third grade? You also drinked it, licked up your mouth and asked for more. After that, your father came for you, your father was that cleaner who fucked a dog on Vernadsky street and gain conditional charge for stealing melted cheese from shop. He came in, everyone started laughing, but you shitted in your pants, and said after that that you will hate cleaners all the time of your life, but in ninth grade, when you go on raid on them, they fucked you, after what you gain eight scars on your anus. How its going, Igoryan?
>>198608793 (OP)Greetings, anon brothers. I'm writing the kaptcha ten years old, am literally oldfag, ya?
My batya yobashit dishes as a devil. The receipt is very middled, because of a big amount of variations. He takes soup, but this soup is not heated, because heating is not about my dad.He takes this soup and pours it in frying pan and begins to fry.He adds a lot of onion, garlic, black and red pepper FLOUR! to make it thick, tomato paste to the top. All this stuff is fried till it smokes.After it is done, the dish is stewed in the balcony. Then batya takes it home, pours amount of mayonaise and begins eating. He is schkryabing the bottom of the pan by the spoon while he eats.He eats and whispers oh, blya. And his forehed is covered by the sweat. He offers me this thing sometimes, but I refuse. Should I say that he farts as a fuck after that? The smell is so loud, so the wallpapers are falling out.
>>198614789Why you bullying me? Fucking piece of shit, eat some sage, CANCER.>>198614861Cyka blyat my english sucks. How to learn this shitty language? Dammit.Я эти уебанские времена со школы выучить не могу. Какого хуя их блять 12?
>>198615115You just need more practice.Just like when people learn Russian, they have a lot of problems with the genitive case. There's always some subtlety in the language, something that is not very similar to what you're used to. Listen to audiobooks, movies or voiceover in games, try to find some way to communicate to native speakers verbally. Practice makes perfect.
>>198615340I can't understand english tenses too except simple and continuous tenses.What meaning "have been"? When it form used?
>>1986158051) to describe things that have just happened: I've just seen someone2) to describe something that has happened in an uncertain point of time in past: I've been there3) can't remember but there's something else
>>198615340Lol, your post remembered me one story.St.Peterburg. Hotel with "INN" in his name i suppose.I going to main hall to... I forget why. Sorry.There i find two strange people (Old lady and old man) from China on my opinion.They can`t find the Manager and the old lady asked me about him.Dude, i feeled like my head start vibrate and my heart flutter. Well, i try to answer to her question with my weak fearing voice.I remember it like it`s been yesterday."M-manager? Amm, maybe he there (pointing to the another side), but i has been seeing him near... Sorry i don`t know exactly."The old lady start strange staring at me.And the manager walked from back the corner.And, attention please... SHE START TO TALK WITH HIM ON RUSSIAN LANGUAGE!!!I leaved from hall as fast as i never walked before...After this situation i never talking with someone on English language.
>>198617564Именно...Я очень хуёв в ангельском. ОЧЕНЬ. ХУЁВ.История такова. Остановившись в отеле в Питере, я уже не помню зачем и почему, я по какой-то хуй вышел в холл, где выдают ключи и всё такое. Там я заметил старую пару, которая была из Китая, мне так показалось по их общению. (В тот день отель буквально кишел ими.) И из всех, сука, людей, которые были в холле она подошла именно ко мне, спросив насчёт менеджера. Я охуев от этого, вместо того, чтобы сказать "Сорри ай донт ноу" начал пытаться помочь ей. В итоге менеджер вышел из-за угла, а старушка начала говорить с ним на Русском языке.Затем я съебался оттуда, и просидел в номере до конца дня.Ебать я пусечка.После этого я никогда ни с кем не общался на Ангельском. Даун ёбаный, блядь, недостоин.
Guess the phrase missing:What？You're not from militia! ___ ___ ___ ____ _ _______! Only a few of militia soldiers who has finished the extremly importaint tasks successfully were praised with such honor. If you wish to become a paladin you have a very long and tough way to complete, mah boy!
>>198618073Честно сказать, я и сейчас не понял завязкиОна спросила тебя на английском? Тогда в чем бугурт, это ей должно быть стыдно, что спросила русского на английском
>>198618073>После этого я никогда ни с кем не общался на Ангельском. Weak decision, isn't it?Here's a lifehack for you and all the lads too shy to practice - try hostels, you know, cheap dormitories for travelers. Every town has few and they are always full of foreigners. And not just the foreigners but young and simple guys and chicks. Come on - they came to meet people like you and they are very friendly and helpful if not tired. Most of them are non-native speakers, wich is probably gonna give you a huge bonus in confidence. There's also booze and parties going on every night if not prohibited by the dorm.
>>198618895I think this is the case for the cheaper hostels. I lived in not the cheapest one (400 rub/day) for a few weeks and most of the time I was alone in the room suited for four, not speaking about foreigners.
>>198618770Именно. Я хуй знает зачем и почему, но я не пизжу, всё в точности так. Она меня спросила на английском, а потом начала общаться с менеджером на русском, хотя на англичанина я похож так же как корова на балерину. Никак.>>198618895You`re right. Maybe. Ugh... I can`t start talking with random people on Russian, and i silent about English speaker. Omega yobanyi. Думаю? эти треды не для меня, извините, если кто-то вырвал себе глаза от моего знания ангельского.
>>198611761I am the immunity dog rapist. I raped it, and immunity dog is now officially zashkvaren, and it can no longer save you from curses. Nothing else can revert this.
>>198619201Yeah right - try cheap. You can check the most popular hostels with some feedback in English, then call the front desk and ask if there are many foreigners at the moment.What I'm trying to do now is getting into a students female dorm full of sweet korean pussies. I was more lucky when I was a student myself...
>>198608793 (OP)Ebat. Im going to Germany in august. My english lvl like A2. So tell me hvatit this lvl language to speak with others people?
>>198619715ICH BIN DER DEUTSCHE UBERSOLDAT, DER JEDEN, DER IHM NICHT GEFÄLLT, IN KLEINEN STÜCKCHEN REIßT! DIE MUTTER VON JEDEM ANON MUSS EVIG LEBEN, UND ICH BRENNE DIESEN >>198609258 MIT DEM MODERNSTEN FEUERWERFER!
>>198619413> I can`t start talking with random people on Russian, and i silent about English speakerFunny thing - I'm also very shy talking russian to strangers.Foreigners are different, mate! Unlike russian bydlo they don't know you're weak, dumb, poor, ugly or whatever - they basicly don't care! They're not here to hurt you or cause any troubles so they will be polite and sweet no matter how it's hard to comprehend you.There are many online services to find a pen-pal to practice. Their comunity is also nice:http://lang-8.com/http://www.interpals.net/
>>198620017MEN BAYTAQ KEŃ QAZAQ DALASININ BATIR ULIMIN, OSI TREDTEGİ OTIRIQSCI QOTAQBASTARDİŃ CECELERİNİŃ AMDARIN SİKTİM
>>198620570Poyasnite za Internations. Is that shit any good? My skills are a bit rusty, since I don't really have anyone to talk to IRL. Also, is Discord good for just talking with people? Do they use mics on that platform? I missed the hype for the whole thing. How the fuck do you even find someone to talk to over there?
Two German spies are coming to the English pub during WWII. Before entering the pub, one of them says to another: "Remember, we are not Germans, so no schnapps this time, let's order the martini". "OK", - agrees another. So, they are coming to the pub and one of them says to a barman:- Martini, please.- Dry martini? - asks the barman.- Warum drei? Zwei!
CARL, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, GANG-BANGING COCKSUCKER!yeah, i am nebidlo, i learned language from videogames, fuck school lessons
I can't tell about my real life because i'm sych, but I don't have enough English skill to speak about video games/poiltics/etc. How should I learn speaking and writing?
>>198624392I just realized how awful the "ter" part sounds when I say "entertain". Maybe I should record my voice more often.
>>198624447If you've got the basic vocabulary down, you can listen to some podcasts, you can even find the ones related to vidya and politics. If you don't know some of the words, don't be lazy, look them up.
>>198625042Hey, you seem like a chill dude. If you want to chat or some shit, here's my throwaway e-mail: herusatii@gmail.com.
My brain become wooden when I try build English sentences with my words without study books examplesIf I will non stop practice I learn to use tenses automatically?
>>198623991No it's not. You SIMPLY need to exercise regularly and practice as often as you can. That is the key, just like with anything else.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0V2M26wCrJ2Sorry, coudn't not do that.Yup, practice is all you need. And talk to native speakers.
>>19862561Find a movie with English subtitles and recite every sentence that was told. Than start watching the same movie but with Russian subtitles and translate it to English. This is a good speech practice. I’ve learn speak fluently using this. Yes, maybe I have pretty big amount of grammar mimistakes but foreigners easy understand me. And it would be better for you to have read a few grammar books, you don’t need to memorize all but just read and have general idea of how it works all.
>>198625304https://vocaroo.com/i/s0pHsVEO4x9mhttps://vocaroo.com/i/s0gVY2FoazH6But yeah, I"ll get a better one. Eventually.
>>198626659http://www.bluemics.ru/snowball-eb-синий/Get this one. The best you can get for the price.
>>198626833I mean, if I'm getting a decent microphone, might as well splurge on a Shure. I've been meaning to try my hand at voice acting, anyway.
>>198608793 (OP)Why are you decided to create this thread if you don't know English language?thread ne chital, english ne znayuPravil'no li ya napisal?
>>198627527That's great! I can imagine a great piece of music with that voice of yours playing a major role. I wish you success in all things you try.
could someone explain to me how to understand fucking present perfect logic? it's been two years since i started to learn this shit but unfortunately i still can't make it
