Двач слишком тупой, чтобы сказать по английски что-то сложнее ЛАНДАН ИЗЗЕ КАПИТАЛ ОФЗЕ ГРЕЙТ БРИТАНЬпрув ме вронгGIRLS WERE SWIMMING IN THE LAKE@FOUND THE RUBBER DICK@FUCKED IT THRU NEXT WHOLE DAY@EVEN SCHOOL THEY'VE SKIPPEDну или поехали угадай-по-медскилзу тред поэтичечкий англицкий для 3.5 анонов
>>200082902 (OP)>RUBBER DICKYeah, breaker one-nineThis here's the Rubber DickYou got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon?
Tendons and muscles of steel.and the blaze of lightning in its eyes.white as the snow on the hills.and it's reins, that i hold, they are mine.This stallion and sword in exchangefor my heart and both of my eyes.the ravens of swift wings my sightsurely now victory must be mine.Eight legged stallion of mine.run with the speed of the winds.eight legged stallion i stride.run as if you carried wings.I paint thee with the blood from my veinsimages of origin long lost.i adorn your white mane and tailwith the stars that fell from the sky.A glade in the eternal deep dark woods...midnight hours...
I fell in love with some guy once @Then found out he has no dick at all @Dafuck I need that dickless fuck@If there are shitload of dicks, big and small
>>200082902 (OP)The OP has the audacity to call all 2ch users "too stupid" yet he can't even translate a simple poem without butchering the English language, classic.I'm not saying that I'm a fluent speaker, but structurally your translation isn't really good. That said, I couldn't really think of a nice translation myself, so you can have that, I really do suck at poetry.
Чета неинтересно, предлагаю прогонять текст в переводчике туда-сюда несколько раз и сбрасывать сюда сложность можно указывать в количестве прогонов, типа тир-1, тир-2 и т.д.
I HAVE BEEN FAR-FAR THE NORTH@MINING SHINY GOLD@IF I HADN'T CUNT THAT WORKS@I*D BE DEAD FROM COLD and hunger
beside of my wife mother home@I don't walk without jokes@sometimes I push in my dick through fence@sometimes I show her my ass
>>200082902 (OP)Fish in thick tomato sauceSwims in happy comatoseOnly me, pathetic wimpHave no fucking place to swim
>>200082902 (OP)My father likes it and cooks each week. Here is the average recipe, cuz there are plenty of variations. He takes the beans, but doesn’t stew them, stewing is not about my father. He puts em in a pan and fries them. He also adds lots of beef, onion, garlic, black and chili pepper, as well as RICE! for extra thickness, then some tomato paste. He fries it until it is smoking hot, cools it down on the balcony, then my dad adds lots of Tabasco sauce and starts to eat it directly from the pan, while scratching it with the spoon. When he eats it, sometimes he is whispering oh my fucking god. He is also sweating while eating. Sometimes he kindly offers me to try it, but I refuse. Should I even mention how badly he farts after? It stinks worse than Saddam’s mustard gas, even wallpapers are torn down by the smell.
>>200082902 (OP)Down the river drifts an axeFrom the town of Byron.Let it float by itself -Fucking piece of iron!
>>200082902 (OP)In a tree a duck got stuckNoble eagle fucked that duckYou can hear branches crackSqeaky-dick and fucky-quack!
>>200083644Хах, как будто в Интернете нет ни одного сайта с переводами таких смехуечков. Копипиздить я и сам могу, а вот извлекать из этого лулзы – не очень
at a dawn witout me@at a cassette tape without me@outdoors without me@wtihout me at home@without me for now@a joke with a beard without me forever
>>200082902 (OP)Guy Miron shows such a trick:Crow is sitting on his dickAnd as soon as starts to croak -Has he boner on his cock
In an hour from here to streetThe fat flows trough the humansSo much poems I opened for you I am spender of precious words
From the hill from the mountainsPeasant showed his rusty bardicheHe not just showed how does it lookHe attached axe to his coock
>>200083833ты просто бесполезный кусок говна с атрофированным МНУСъеби нахуй отсюда, тут люди головой упражняются
Только ориджинал контент от ОПа этого треда.CHURCH WAS ROBBED LATELY @AT THE BRIDGE "VOGRESS"@SOMEONE HAD SHAT AT BELL@AND FUCKED PRIEST'S FAT ASS
>>200084032>>THRU >Не успел тред создать, а уже обосрался.маньк-среньк, учебник отложи в сторону и расслабьсяПро ландан потом дочитаешь.
I have loved and I have hatedAll ive got is emty soulAll is gone and not a trace is left behindDoesnt know about pain inside me icy shard
In love with tractor driver guy @I have lately been@I pissed solyara after this@Boobks tooks 3 weeks to clean
Near subway with my chadwe was kissing really hard.We would do it even morebut the pain in fuckin hole!
>>200084516I can remember what we had dream ofBut life not for those who like to dreamWe for too long had searced for the way offBut walked infinitely by the wall
>>200084763>In love with tractor driver guy >@>I have lately been>@>I pissed diesel after this>@>Boobks tooks 3 weeks to cleanпочему не дизель? Подходит же даже лучше.
Everything we fuckedExcept awl and nailAwl is sharp and heavy crooked Fuck with nail is impossible at all
>>200084945>>200084784>>200084227Это был такой тонкий юмор "сру = обосрался", но вы слишком тупые частушечники с канала Россия Уан.
>mfw op trying to create an intradasting thread, but fails it and dies from wet fart, while someone's semen pours out from his rectum, lmao
Walked by oilfactory street@From behind by board was hit@Ouch fuck your mothers throat@Can't pass in safety by road
I'LL SWAP THE SHEETSOF CALENDARAND AGAIN IT'S SEPTEMBER THIRDIN PHOTO YOURSI'LL TAKE A LOOKAND AGAIN IT'S SEPTEMBER THIRD
Какой-то шизик, в течении треда отвечает на переведенные частушки, теша своё чсв, чтобы показать как он охуенно знает инглич
One day, not so long agoI have sucked dick of John DoeHe is pretty and well-keepedBut is salty on the lips
once upon a time on a Kiev station donuts have been soldbut that have not been donuts just a dick ends
>>200086174I brought my girlfriend in the shedAnd there was very dimmed lightI wanted to showTo show herTo show my preciousMy precious tool
Ivanych once upon a timeDipped his dick in English teaRight away everything's anew:Dick is English, tea is dicked
Yesterday you have presented mea fat cock under my noseand you told it'sa liliiiiies of the valleeeey
>>200086290DRUNK LUMBERJACK@WALKED THROUGH THE FOREST@SUDDENLY SCARED@SAW THE DEAD MEN@WITH NEW BOOTS
Го качественный перевод этой пасты замутим, я начну, а вы поправляйте там где я обосрался, заранее говорю что сосу в грамматикеИгорь, ты? Помнишь меня? Я твой одноклассник. Я узнал тебя по твоим шизоидным словам и высерам. А помнишь, как мы всем классом нассали тебе в кружку в третьем классе, на сладкоежке? Ты ещё выпил, облизнулся и попросил добавки. А потом тебя пришёл забирать твой отец, тот самый дворник, который на Вернадского изнасиловал собаку и получил условный срок за то, что украл плавленный сырок в магазине. Он зашёл в класс, все стали смеяться, а ты обосрался под себя от стыда, а потом сказал, что всю жизнь будешь ненавидеть дворников, но в 9м классе, когда ты пошёл на рейд, чтобы их отпиздить, то они пустили тебя по кругу, после чего тебе наложили на анус восемь швов. Как поживаешь, Игорян? Is it you, Igor? Remember me? I'm your classmate. I found out that it's you by your schizoid words and other crap. Do you remember, when all our class pissed in your cup in the third grade, on sweettooth holyday? You just drank that, licked your lips and asked for more. And then you father came to take you home, that janitor, which fucked dog at John Doe street and got suspended sentence for stealing a pack of melted cheese. He steped into the class, everyone began to laugh, and you just shitted your pants from shame, then you said, that you will hate janitors forever, but at the nine's grade, when you came to raid to kick them, they just let you in a circle, after that you got eight stiches on your anus. How are you, Igoryan?
One of these days to a theatre I wentStuffing vibrator in my cuntWhat an amazing rush I feltBy experiencing some fine art!
>>200086501I AM ASKING YOU SINCERELY@TO LAUGH AT ME@IF IT HELPS YOU A BIT@YES, I AM JESTER@BUT WITH THE KING'S SOUL@AND NOBODY CAN DO IT MY WAY
>>200086541Лень было отдельные моменты переводить, решил полностью переделать на свой лад:Igor, is that you? Do you remember me? I'm your ex classmate. The moment I saw your autistic gibberish and verbal diharrea I knew it's gotta be you. Remember when everyone in the class pissed in your cup in the third grade, on the Sweet tooth day? You drank it up, licked your lips and asked for more. And then your father came to pick you up, that janitor who raped a dog on Karasik's street and got probation for stealing a pack of melted cheese. He stepped into the class and everyone burst into laughing, you shat yourself in shame and said that you will hate janitors for the rest of your life, but in the 9th grade, when you went out to fuck them up they ran a train on you, after which you got 8 stitches on your anus. How are you doing, Igoryan?
>>200087328All of a sudden I shoved my cock in your mouth and started fucking your throat.Because you were trying to say something you vomited and then swallowed the wrong way what looked like a mix of your puke and my semen. You shouldn't have talked with your mouth full, bitch.Then I pissed on your corpse, lit a cigar and nipped out in the sunset.
Oh girls I felt for a guyTurned out he dicklessWhy the fuck would I need a dickless guyWhen there are plenty of those with dicks?
Woke up. Ordered a 40cm florentina for 24 bucks, Jack Daniels and some pineapples. Already anticipating this Gods' feast and watering in my mouth. Can't wait till it's finally delivered.Meanwhile you can keep scraping pennies and starve, pathetic poor nobodies.
>>200087503>AS AT THE KIEV STATION >@>SOMEONE SHOUTED AEROPLAN>@>ALL EVEN LIFTED AND I STOLE A SUITCASEOnce at Kiev railway station Someone shouted: "look, flying bitch!"All looked up, it drew attention - I took a briefcase, such an easy snitch.
>>200085252Ебаная шкила с нулевым айкью не выкупает и так и thryot под себя с воплем "nje zdayomsya!"
>>200082902 (OP)>THEY'VEТак и не понял в каком времени нужно употреблять have had и прочую залупу. Поясните, плиз.
>>200086174IT HURTS TO SEE THE LIGHT OF SUN@IT'S BETTER WHEN IT'S PERFECT DARK@FOR MANY YEARS THAT NOW ARE GONE@I DREAM TO EAT BUT I AM STUCK@INSIDE THIS LOCKED AND NARROW ROOM@A SINGLE DREAM FILLING MY MIND@GET BACK TO FREEDOM FROM THIS DOOM@AND BREAK THAT DAMNED OLD HOUSE OF MINE@THAT DAMNED OLD HOUSE OF MINE!
>>200082902 (OP)>Двач слишком тупой, чтобы сказать по английски что-то сложнее ЛАНДАН ИЗЗЕ КАПИТАЛ ОФЗЕ ГРЕЙТ БРИТАНЬПреподаю матан в США))00