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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 10:53:34 2064209781
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CTRL+V тред.
Заходишь и вставляешь без задней мысли :).
Я начну: https://rt.pornhub.com/
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«И вот я сражаюсь за Отца, которого никогда не любил против некогда любимого брата. Защищаю империю, которой никогда не был нужен, против армии, которая приняла бы меня без промедления.
И все же клятва была дана, и ее нельзя нарушить.»
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 10:58:05 2064211707
Дагестанский программист вместе обнуления массива обнулил ебало заказчику
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 11:01:14 20642130310
Lena-  (AKA, Tracer) 

"A whole week off finally! This will be a smashing good rest that I so desperately need!" Lena jumps out from her room dressed only in a T-shirt and booty shorts, with her feet bare. "It feels great not being in uniform, and it feels even better not having to wear high heels! Best of all, I have a great big container of wonderful Ice Cream all to myself to totally pig out on! Lena, you deserve this!" She takes out her fat container of Ice Cream and holds it up giggling joyfully, but something.. was horribly wrong, the container felt very light now, now Lena was known for eating healthy, and not snacking much to keep her light frame, as she was quite the little speedster. So when she did cheat, she went all in! You see, this was super rich Eldric Icecream from one of the most well-rated Creamery's in the whole floating City, voluptuous and tasty beyond all reason, it was also quite expensive made with the finest Cream and Diamond Sugars. Of course, Lena could afford it being super-wealthy, a lot of Admins like her often had batches made as this Ice Cream was only made to order, so it was typically hard to come by. "Why does this feel light... I had this made a week ago and saved it just for my break! I live alone so no roommates that could have eaten it!" Lena opens the container to see it was empty and had a note. "What the bloody hell is this!" Opens the note 

Dear Lena... 

I loved your fancy ice cream stop... 
You should have gotten some stop... 
Next time get the one with candy bits inside it stop...
I like that one more stop... 

XOXOX Jinx... 

She, ATE, MY..." An echoing scream is heard that caused a light breeze along with a sonic boom heard all over Planet Novaterra. 

Brigitte - 

She bursts into the Penthouse and acts like she's on a mission holding a High heel like a gun, she rolls into the Kitchen and shouts out. "LENA I GOT YOU GIRL! Wares the spider! I'll squish it flat as a..." She just looks at Lena having a funeral for her lost Ice Cream. "Lena relax it was only Ice Cream? Ooh is that what I think it is?" Lena nods looking like her family just died. "I bet Jinx ate it, she was looking for you the other day." Lena nods very fast a blaze of flames erupts from her head. "Why don't you just order more, they can have more for you in a few..." Lena slowly turns to the younger Brigitte and looks like she was possessed by a demon. "OKAY! I'm going to go now, uh you have a great, break!"

Lena - 

She takes a huge breath and counts to five, "Righto, Brigitte's right, I can order more!" Lena sits on her sofa and puts her bare feet up on the coffee table and starts to sink into her sofa becoming more relaxed by the second. She just enjoys the quiet and looks at her very well shaped and flawless toes, she didn't have polish on her nails since she was always so busy and didn't have time to paint them or go to the salon for a pedicure. Plus Lena had nice enough toes to rock no polish we are talking great looking nails here. "I could paint my little toes, that's always enjoyable, and I have time now... She looks over to her Sandbox device sitting on her bar. "Or I could have my little fan club do it for me!" Giggles "I love your inventions Elizabeth!" Lena wastes no time she turns on the small round device and enters the portal.

Server #34992341-R, User, Lena-Is-Awesome#4466... 
Welcome goddess... It is morning in your domain please enjoy your stay! 

Lena - 

Now in this dimension, Lena stood over 400 ft tall so humans compared to her were around the size of a thumbtack in comparison, you would think this would cause Lena to watch her step, but you would be wrong, Lena strolled along the miniature looking countryside dressed the same as before. She smiled down at some little farms and watched the small people run away from her when she stepped down close nearly smashing them with her foot. Each step she took shook the ground with great force leaving behind a gargantuan bare footprint. "You small people are too cute the way you run from my huge feet the way you do." Lena steps right onto a screaming man who fell onto his stomach, he shouted out one last time as he was squashed like a bug by the uncaring god as she walked right over him reducing him to a red spot in a giant footprint. "Oh dear I felt a little pop, well that's too bad I guess for whoever I squashed, should have moved out of my pathway..." Lena ran her fingers through her hair and looked around at the countryside she ruled over. She looked on the sole of her massive barefoot and spotted the tiny smashed corpse of the once alive man. "Eww, I hate when that happens..." Lena just rubs him off her sole with her index finger and flicks him away far. "Righto, it has been so long since I came to my server,  sort of forgotten what's what... Ah, I can ask D'va! Oh, D'va! Could you come to me luv?"


D'va - 

A massive light forms onto the countryside as a huge feminine figure emerged out of the void of illumination. It was Hana, D'va's organic form she took at times. She stood just as tall as Lena and was dressed in a jumpsuit with white boots. She walks over to Lena with a complete disregard for the tiny's around her massive hard soles. Many tried to get out of the way but were completely pulverized beneath the cute Asian giant's boot. Smiling she stood before Lena and waved. "Hiya! What can I help you with today user Lena-Is-Awesome#4466?" 

Lena - 

"D'va it's me, Lena, you can just call me Lena remember? Lena shows D'va a picture of her taking a selfie with D'va's pod onboard her ship. While on a mission long ago. "You and I are mates, honey don't pretend you have forgotten me..."

D'va - 

She shakes her head and kinda looks upset. "I'm sorry, but this instance of me is dedicated to only one thing, and that is running the servers for my Overlord D'va prime. Perhaps you are acquainted with my mistress D'va prime. However this one cannot comply with the request of friends, I am very sorry. I don't understand... Was there anything else I could assist you with user Lena-Is-Awesome#4466? Your levels of anger seem to be high perhaps, a stress reliever will do well yes? For instance, the population of your server has gone up almost 95% since your last login, perhaps relieving some stress on a local town would help cure your mood?" 

Lena -

Sort of looks upset that this D'va didn't know her, but she gets over it and looks at a larger town but still not a city. "You mean to destroy a town? I never had done that before? Is it fun? I never have really crushed any towns in here yet. I tend to build a world that the spawned Micronauts can live in and worship me, and not fear me too much. I mean I do squash them from time to time..." She lifts up her sole and looks at her footprint also at the smashed body in the center. "But never in mass..."

D'va - 

"Trust me many users do it often and it relaxes them with great efficiency... Go on try it no harm will come to you, after all, you are a god here remember? You can do whatever you want! Let us not forget the key function of this Sandbox server is to empower woman and help boots self-esteem and relax stressed bodys." 

Lena - 

"Well, it does sound kinda fun, think I should slip-on shoes?" D'va shakes her head "Okay so just do it barefooted... Well, let's have a go what the hell right!" Lena starts walking towards the small town with a very arrogant stance. Many Tinys gathered around her bare feet as she walked trying to convince her that what she was doing was wrong. But Lena didn't care to listen to them they were her servants and she was their god. In fact, Lena just trampled some of them that got in her path without even stopping. 

Panic overtook the town as the ground shook with each step Lena took. She giggled and grinned with her hands on her hips as she strolled up to the Town Wall and raised her mammoth bare sole into the air and loomed it over the Town. She made sure to show every angle and wiggled her toes just a bit as the Villagers screamed in sheer terror knowing her intentions were to step on them. She stomps down hard onto a Tavern crushing it to bits with no effort. The village looked like it was set in 1930's Earth, so did the towns cars and people except they had a fantasy flair to them still. Lena wasted no time and stomped four more Town buildings such as an Inn, Town Hall, A Bathhouse, and what seemed to be a Blacksmith. After she had her fun stomping on buildings Lena dusted off her bare dirty soles as best as she could. She drew her attention to a group of what seemed to be Musket men, that is if Muskets existed in the 1930s with the better tech of course. What they did both amused Lena and annoyed her, they shot right at her ankles and feet. 

"You little specks better not even think of breaking up my toenails, I spend a lot of time and dosh on making them look pretty!" Lena charged up an energy ball in her palm and aimed at the group. "I'll destroy you lot for that..." Lena shot the beam of energy at the group obliterating them to dust in the wind. There screams echoed as they were turned to dust in an instant. As the dust settled all but one soldier managed to get out of the blast radius. He crawled along dazed and disoriented as Lena watched him towering over him just looking down at him saying nothing. She slowly lifts one sole and hovers it over him. He begs for mercy but it isn't heard as Lena pins him down and slowly crushed him with the ball of her sole. 

"That's that, and for some reason, it felt better than usual when I squash a mortal..." Lena grinds him into a nice wet spot under the ball of her foot and turns her attention to all the fleeing mortals around her bare feet. Quick and hard she singles out over twenty people trying to run from the village. She stomped on each one of them hard first lifting her foot high up into the air and stomped down shaking the ground. "Mortals are quick when so scared..." Lena stomps hard on a woman with her arch breaking her legs and spine-like twigs under its force from the stomp. The woman shouts in pain as Lena raised her foot off of the girl and pinned her back down with her massive heel and made her explode everywhere in a spray of crimson red ooze. "Yuck, that one had lots of blood didn't she! Bits of her went every witch way HAHA!" Lena shows no remorse and scrapes the girl's body off her foot and continues onward. 

Lena decides to take a rest and sits down on top of a very large town store crushing it flat under her massive ass. She stretched out each foot and pointed to her soles muttering two words. "Worship me" Of course the micro people obeyed thinking it would save them from being smashed or even devoured by the monstrous god. Many of the terrified beyond reason buried there face right into her lovely perfumed but pretty dirty sole. Lena loved to make her body smell nice and did so very well, however, she had been walking around barefooted so you could expect to see at least a thin layer of dirt stuck to her bare soles not to mention around five or six crushed people she had just stomped on. Lena flexed her perfect toes and Took out a bottle of Nail Polish from her pocket. "I don't care how hard it is for you lot... But I want my toes to sparkling a flawless white and you better you a great job cleaning and massaging them too! Or I will flatten all of you and few neer by villages as well understand!" What followed was a feat of just how much beings like us want to survive. When we are stressed, scared, panicked we seem to show a tremendous work ethic. These villagers all pitched in to paint their god's flawless toenails and clean her gargantuan feet clean. This made Lena very happy even if it took them forever, she raised her beautiful toes into the air and smiled. "Lovely, what a great job you cuties did on my little toes." The survivors rejoiced as she stood up and stretched her fit slender body. Now I can get back to squishing all of you... Many people protested and called out the fact that they did what she said but their pleas fell on deaf ears. "I never said anything about not squashing you lot after you worship me, I said I would spare some villages around you... 

Lena wasted no time and started to stomp on the rest of the town reducing each building to rubble with just one stomp from her foot. "None of you can stand up to my size." She says this as she stomps out a screaming woman and child under her foot grinding them out. "Such a wonderful Lil pop each mini makes when I squish them! I have to say D'va was right, this is quite jolly good fun, I've almost forgotten about Jinx." With a charge of energy, Lena wipes out a row of homes turning them to dust with her large beam attack from her palm. Of course, then her stomach growls and she thinks about a screaming person going down her throat down to her stomach but realizes that would be going a bit too far for her taste. "Well, lucky for you lot I'm getting pretty peckish. So I will say tata today... Oh and for the ones who survived my little romp, be advised to not allow your god to become bored and stressed out again... Perhaps work on your technique of messaging my feet for starters... Good day..." Lena vanished into thin air leaving no trace behind. 

User, Lena-Is-Awesome#4466... Logged Off... 
Please have a good day! 
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То, что люди неагрессивные не делает их не опасными для котов.
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Это путинское «безмолвное» большинство: мы готовы стать его голосом!
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 11:48:50 20642360121
Доброго времени суток. Пишу о своём психическом состоянии из за которого я уже как 10 лет не могу нормально жить.
Проблема в том что я постоянно блядь дёргаюсь, кривляюсь, трясу головой.
Диагноз "нервные тики лицевых мышц" поставил себе сам так сказать, после того как начал гуглить все то, что со мной происходит.
К невропатологу не ходил, да и вообще по врачам не ходил, всё только планирую.
Психика у меня вообще неустойчивая, срываюсь, кричу, когда меня выбесят знатно.
Как то месяц пил препарат "Фенибут нео" временно помогло, но потом все так же.
Может кто нибудь из читателей испытывает такие же проблемы. Расскажите, как с этим боролись вы, и получилось ли у вас.
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Только не звоните, там пиздец
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bella_alice её ник
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А ты случаем не то чмо, которое я три года назад заебался банить в /moba/ в дотатредах?
Такой же омега-униженец, те же посты, тот же бугурт от жизни психически здоровых мужчин.
Ах да, ты даже не мужчина, кстати.
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>>206420978 (OP)
во первых я качок,который способен жать 50кг одной рукой,во вторых я толком не выхожу из дома,только разве что в качалочку
и в магаз
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>>206420978 (OP)
Рыбохозяйственный комплекс России
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>>206424656
картинка типа была в кнтрл в
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И еще кто-то не отпускает?)))
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新しい生き方をする人が急増しています。

彼らはもともと有名人、芸能人ではなく
特殊な能力を持っているわけではないのに、

️好きな時に
️好きなように
️好きな場所で

SNSを投稿するだけで

企業から多額の広告収入を得て生計を立てています。

なぜ彼らは
そのようになったのか、

そしてそれは私たちにもできることなのか?

そのような内容を
具体例を加えた形で
今回詳しく説明します。

東証一部上場企業とも提携



のタイミングなら

参加者のほとんどが報酬を手にすることが可能!

そしてその収入型は
「権利収入型」
となっております。

このビジネスの特徴

・カンタン
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・SNS初心者でもできる
・ノルマなし
・主な作業はコピペ、SNS投稿
・サポート、ノウハウの共有システム
・単発でない継続的不労収入を構築可能

参加者はすでに全国28,000人を突破

今では韓国、中国、イギリス、カナダ、イランなど海外でも爆発的に普及中✌️


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こんな方が対象です

・副業をしたい
・在宅の仕事をした
・時間がない
・投資するお金がない
・家族との時間が欲しい
・将来に不安がある
・収入を増やしたい
・友人、知人、会社に知られたくない
・ネットワークビジネス集客に行き詰まってる
・必ず叶えたい夢がある
・やり甲斐を見つけたい
・理想のライフスタイルを手に入れたい


この世の中には2種類の人間しかいません。

仕掛けられる側と仕掛ける側です。

いち早く仕掛ける側にまわり
大きな富を得るのか、
仕掛けられて終わるのか。

この世の中を生き抜く手段の1つとして
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:18:25 20642516647
Да он такой начинающий ломальщик ноутбуков
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:21:03 20642526548
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:23:08 20642536949
Спешу ткнуть каждого курильщика фабричных сигарет носом в его собственное говно
Только самокрутки запомните необучаемые
30/10/19 Срд 12:28:25 20642560650
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:31:17 20642573551
>>206420978 (OP)
#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

struct p {
int pos;
char dir;
};

bool compareByPos(const p &lhs, const p &rhs) {
return lhs.pos < rhs.pos;
}

int main()
{
int N, L, t, tmax = -1;
cin >> N >> L;
vector <p> v(N);
for(int i = 0; i < N; i++) {
cin >> v.pos >> v.dir;
if(v.dir == 'R') {
t = L - v.pos;
}
else {
t = v.pos;
}
if(t > tmax) {
tmax = t;
}
}
cout << tmax;
return 0;
}
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:38:09 20642607352
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:44:43 20642641653
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:49:49 20642669354
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:52:32 20642684055
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:52:58 20642685756
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:53:45 20642689357
Это - индивидуальное решение.
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:53:57 20642690458
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:54:23 20642692159
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:55:07 20642695360
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:55:20 20642696361
>>206425013
УМОЛЯЮ, КАК ВЫУЧИТЬ ЯПОНСКИЙ РАССКОЖИ?
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:55:48 20642699062
>>206420978 (OP)
Немудрено, что у тебя не получается: ты готова примириться с поражением даже не начав боя."
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:55:59 20642699963
have i sexted
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:56:49 20642705264
буузами
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:57:01 20642706465
Roll
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 12:59:19 20642719166
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:01:29 20642728667
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:01:53 20642730568
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:08:18 20642765871
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:08:59 20642768172
>>206420978 (OP)
а кальку поднять изображение в условных знаках
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:09:09 20642769473
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:10:42 20642777874
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:11:29 20642781675
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:14:03 20642795578
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:14:31 20642798179
Мужчина приходит к проктологу:
-Доктор, у меня в жопе что-то колет.
-Ну, голубчик, давайте взглянем, проходите, снимайте штаны.
Сунул доктор руку в жопу - нет руки,
Сунул другую - нет второй,
Сунул голову и орет: Вам что там, блядь, делать нехуй???
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:15:15 20642800780
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:19:33 20642823081
Strong and free" woman commander - check
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:20:53 20642830382
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:22:58 20642842583
Нарком г. Казань, отдел по борьбе с тунеядцами
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:24:28 20642850584
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:30:26 20642883985
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:32:10 20642894686
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:33:10 20642898787
{"TIME_KEY_MIN":"datetime","TIME_KEY_MAX":"datetime"}
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:33:19 20642899888
써니힐 미드나이트 서커스
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:34:04 20642903489
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:34:33 20642906390
>>206420978 (OP)
Премьер-министр РФ Дмитрий Медведев на днях подписал положение о проведении на территории страны учений по отключению интернета (в документации формулировка «обеспечение автономности Рунета»).
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:34:48 20642907891
Иван Янковский
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:35:05 20642909592
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Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:38:26 20642927394
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 13:39:50 20642935595
>>206426963
Просто без задней мысли подходишь и учишь
Едешь в языковую школу я Японию за свои деньги и вуаля
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 14:29:12 20643193996
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 14:30:43 20643200097
Expanses The Green Kingdom
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 14:32:31 20643209398
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 14:32:39 20643210099
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 14:39:24 206432462100

И вот очередная дегенеративная хуйня с двача высерает свой тупой и бессмысленный пост. Безмозглое и тупое чмо, которое не мешало бы пиздить по башке до кровавых соплей, потому что, наверное, только так его тупые мозги начнут хоть немного соображать. Если, конечно, в его голове вообще есть мозги, потому что иногда возникает ощущение, что вместо них там просто фекалии. Съебал отсюда нахуй, дегенератская мразь!
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 14:57:27 206433451101
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хочется
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GIBSON J15
Аноним 30/10/19 Срд 15:02:07 206433715106
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