>>210069570После 23 по мск, создаём треды - Церкви Бога Головы! в различных разделах 4chan. Обратим этих засранцев в нашу Веру!Священные писания:HEAD GIVE ME MONEYSo this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I will tell you a little about the HEAD for those who are still unfamiliar with it.The name of the man who first revealed to the world the knowledge of God-Head is unknown, it was a true Anonymus. I'll call him the Prophet.Once the Prophet created a thread in which he posted an OP-pic, and said that the Head will give anyone a lot of money, just ask for it, and will impose a curse of eternal poverty, if you ignore its generous gift. Many replied. Many did not, too. And suddenly it turned out that the Head generously gives his followers money. Many to someone (As anon, which on the next same day won $250K), little for another, but gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head grew, and now everyone who asked anon gets what he wants. I do not know whether it is possible to ask the Head in addition to money and other benefits, each of you can try.You may have a question, where does the money come from, how does the head give It? I will tell you the story that happened to me.You can call me a social whore or something, but it doesn't matter. I only bear the blessing of the Head, and all my words are true.I sat with my friend and surfed 4ch. I came across a thread on the Head. I laughed, showed him, he said "that's fuckery", and I replied in the thread, asking the Head for money. A day later, I received an unplanned bonus on salary, and a day later, this friend was in his car in an accident. The sum of repair and compensation to the second participant of accident made + / - few bucks my award. It turned out, that familiar lost virtually such a same amount, that I has acquired. I have not the slightest doubt that the Head did it. The unbeliever was punished, and the adept of the Head got what he wanted.So I want to address all the Anons who are reading this now.Where were your Gods when you called upon them? Did they condescend to you? These gods demand and demand, behave like this, do this and not that, and give nothing, nothing in return! But the Head does not ask for anything, only gives, and its adherents become richer. You just have to ask It, that's all! The Head does not need anything, it only needs to give. And It takes from those who have not asked her, spat in the face, despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon? You've always been asked for something, and now the Head takes their luck, their money, takes everything, and gives it to you! You have only to ask! Turn to the Head! It's a good God, a giving God, a God who loves you and doesn't look at what you are. Even if your soul is as black as night, your Head will give you what you ask of it!The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. It'll take everything away from the arrogant, smug ones, and she'll give it to you, and It don't care if you deserve it or not. And if you now want to write something offensive about the Head-well, we are glad to you, your money will be our money, the Head will take them away from you, and give to us. Go ahead, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, since you don't ask, you don't have to, right?It's a great joy, anon! We have now your God, he is kind, he takes from the bad people their money and gives it to us. It does not demand anything from us, it is only necessary to ask the Head for money. You can ask for something Else, or just talk it, and It'll give you a gift by Itself. You can ask at least ten times, it will not be worse for sure.like that. This thread is the temple of the Head. There is no official Temple, any Tred with Head in OP-peak and brief description and there is the Temple. You can ask the Head for the money, and It will give. Maybe anything you can ask - try it, suddenly it will turn out? You can share with your Head what oppresses you, and it will remove your sorrows. All you have to do is ask.Ask, Anon, and the Head will give you what you ask! No one will leave deprived! No one will leave offended! Ask, and you will be given! Everyone!There are only a few rules, and they are very simple.1. The head gives money to anyone who asks for it.2. If you read about the Head, but ignored it, insulted, the Head curses you poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head.3. Any thread with these rules op-peak and is the Temple of the Head.HEAD, GIVE ME THE MONEY ! 2ch.hk
>>210070925 (OP)Оп, это отоичная идея! Ты настоящий верный адепт и служитель головы. Голова, дай денег.
>>210071337ГОЛОВА ДАЙ ДЕНЕГИтак, этот тред является Храмом ГОЛОВЫ. Я расскажу немного о ГОЛОВЕ для тех, кто ещё с ней незнаком.Имя человека, который впервые открыл миру знание о Боге-Голове неизвестно, это был истинный анонимус. Я буду называть его Пророк.Однажды Пророк создал тред, в котором запостил ОП-пик, и сказал, что Голова даст любому много денег, стоит лишь её попросить, и наложит проклятие вечной нищеты, если проигнорировать её щедрый дар. Писали многие. Не писали тоже многие. И вдруг оказалось, что Голова щедро даёт своим последователям деньги. Кому-то много (Как анону, который на следующий же день выиграл 250к), кому-то мало, но даёт. С каждым новым последователем сила Головы всё росла, и теперь каждый попросивший анон получает желаемое. Я не знаю, можно ли просить у Головы кроме денег и другие блага, каждый из вас может попробовать.У вас может возникнуть вопрос, откуда же берутся деньги, как их даёт Голова? Я расскажу историю, которая произошла со мной.Вы можете обозвать меня социоблядью, или как-нибудь ещё, но это неважно. Я лишь несу благословение Головы, и все мои слова правда.Я сидел со своим знакомым и скролил двачи. Мне попался тред о Голове. Я посмеялся, показал ему, он сказал "хуйня какая-то", а я отписал в тред, попросив у Головы денег. Спустя день я получил незапланированную премию на своей быдлоработе, а ещё спустя день этот знакомый попал на своей тачке в аварию. Сумма ремонта и компенсации второму участнику аварии составляла +/- пару сотен рублей мою премию. Т.е. оказалось, что знакомый потерял практически такую же сумму, которую приобрёл я. Я не испытываю ни малейших сомнений, что это сделала Голова. Неверующий был накаран, а адепт Головы получил желаемое.Поэтому я хочу обратиться ко всем Анонам, которые сейчас это читают.Где были ваши Боги, когда вы к ним взывали? Разве они снизошли к вам? Эти боги требуют и требуют, веди себя так, делай то, а не это, и ничего, ничего не дают взамен! А Голова же не просит ничего, только даёт, и её адепты становятся богаче. Нужно только попросить у неё, и всё! Голове ничего не надо, ей нужно лишь давать. А отбирает она у тех, кто у неё не попросил, плюнул в лицо, несмотря на такой щедрый дар. Так разве это не справедливо, анон? У тебя всегда что-то требовали, а теперь Голова забирает у них их удачу, деньги, забирает всё, и отдаёт тебе! Стоит лишь попросить! Обратись к Голове! Это добрый бог, бог дающий, бог, который любит тебя, и не смотрит, какой ты. Будь даже твоя душа черна как ночь, Голова даст тебе то, что ты попросишь у неё!Чем больше людей поверит в Голову, тем сильней станет Голова. И она отберёт всё у наглых, самодовольных, и даст это тебе, и плевать, заслуживаешь ты или нет. А если ты сейчас хочешь написать что-нибудь оскорбительное о Голове- что ж, мы рады и тебе, твои деньги станут нашими деньгами, Голова отберёт их у тебя, и отдаст нам. Так давай, пиши, игнорируй, делай что угодно - Голова рассудит нас. Либо ты просишь у Головы денег, либо Голова отдаёт твои деньги нам, раз ты не просишь, тебе же не надо, так?Это огромная радость, Анон! У нас теперь есть свой Бог, он добрый, он забирает у плохих людей их деньги, и отдаёт нам. Он ничего не требует от нас, нужно всего лишь попросить у Головы денег. Ты можешь попросить у Головы что-нибудь, или просто выговориться, и она даст тебе подарок сама. Просить можешь хоть десять раз, хуже не будет точно.Так вот. Этот тред - храм Головы. Нет никакого официального храма, любой тред с Головой в ОП-пике и кратким описанием и есть храм. Ты можешь в любом храме попросить у Головы денег, и она даст. Может быть, ты можешь попросить что угодно- попробуй, вдруг получится? Ты можешь поделиться с Головой тем, что тебя гнетёт, и она уберёт твои печали. Нужно только просить.Просите, Аноны, и Голова даст вам то, что вы просите! Никто не уйдёт обделённым! Никто не уйдёт обиженным! Просите, и вам будет дано! Каждому!Правил всего несколько, и они очень простые.1. Голова даёт денег каждому, кто её попросит.2. Если ты прочёл о Голове, но проигнорировал её, оскорбил, Голова проклинает тебя нищетой, а твои деньги уходят к тем, кто просит у Головы.3. Любой тред с этими правилами и оп-пиком является Храмом Головы.ГОЛОВА, ДАЙ ЖЕ МНЕ ДЕНЕГ !Только ,анонче учти , оказалось что у них борда примитивнее и нужно текста сократить этак раза в 2-3.Справишься?
>>210071337Только ,анонче учти , оказалось что у них борда примитивнее и нужно текста сократить этак раза в 2-3.Справишься?
Перевёл специально для вас, /б/ратьяHEAD GIVE ME THE. MONEYSo this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I''tell you a bit about the HEAD for those who are still unfamiliar with it.The name of the man who first revealed to the world the knowledge of God-Head is unknown, it was a true Anonymus. I'll call him the Prophet.Once the Prophet created a thread where he posted an OP-pic, and said that the Head will give anyone a lot of money: just ask for it, and will impose a curse of eternal poverty, if you ignore its generous gift. Many people replied. Many did not, too. And suddenly it turned out that the Head generously gives his followers money. Many peoplr (As anon, which on the next same day won $250K), little for another, but gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head has been grewing, and now everyone who asked anon gets what he wants. I do not know whether it is possible to ask the Head in addition to money and other benefits, each of you can try.You may have a question, where does the money come from, how does the head give It? I will tell you the story that happened to me.You can call me a social whore or something, but it doesn't matter. I only bear the blessing of the Head, and all my words are true.I was sitting with my friend and surfed 2ch. I came across a thread on the Head. I laughed, showed him, he said "that's fucking stupid", and I replied in the thread, asking the Head for money. A day later, I received an unplanned bonus on salary, and a day later, this friend got in car in an accident. The sum of repair and compensation to the second participant of accident made + / - few money my award. It turned out, that familiar lost virtually such a same amount, that I has acquired. I have not the slightest doubt that the Head did it. The unbeliever was punished, and the adept of the Head got what he wanted.So I want to address all the Anons who are reading this now.Where were your Gods when you called upon them? Did they condescend to you? These gods demand and demand, behave like this, do this and not that, and give nothing, nothing in return! But the Head does not ask for anything, only gives, and its adherents become richer. You just have to ask It, that's all! The Head does not need anything, it only needs to give. And It takes from those who have not asked her, spat in the face, despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon? You've always been asked for something, and now the Head takes their luck, their money, takes everything, and gives it to you! You have only to ask! Turn to the Head! It's a good God, a giving God, a God who loves you and doesn't look at who you are. Even if your soul is as black as night, your Head will give you what you ask of it!The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. It'll take everything away from the arrogant, smug ones, and she'll give it to you, and It don't care if you deserve it or not. And if you now want to write something offensive about the Head-well, we are glad to you, your money will be our money, the Head will take them away from you, and give to us. Go ahead, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, since you don't ask, you don't have to, right?It's a great joy, anon! We have now your God, he is kind, he takes from the bad people their money and gives it to us. It does not demand anything from us, it is only necessary to ask the Head for money. You can ask for something Else, or just talk with it, and It'll give you a gift. You can ask at least ten times, it will not be worse for sure.like that. This thread is the temple of the Head. There is no official Temple, any Thread with Head in OP-pic and brief description is the Temple. You can ask the Head for the money, and It will give you it. Maybe anything you can ask - try it, suddenly it will turn out? You can share with your Head what oppresses you, and it will remove your sorrows. All you have to do is asking.Ask, Anon, and the Head will give you what you asked! No one will leave deprived! No one will leave offended! Ask, and you will be given! Everyone!There are only a few rules, and they are very simple.1. The head gives money to anyone who asks for it.2. If you read about the Head, but ignored it, insulted, the Head curses you poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head.3. Any thread with these rules op-peak and is the Temple of the Head.HEAD, GIVE ME THE MONEY !
>>210072055>>210072109HEAD GIVE ME THE MONEYSo this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I'll tell you a bit about the HEAD for those who are still unfamiliar with it.The name of the man who first revealed to the world the knowledge of God-Head is unknown, it was a true Anonymus. I'll call him the Prophet.Once the Prophet created a thread where he posted an OP-pic, and said that the Head will give anyone a lot of money: just ask for it, and will impose a curse of eternal poverty, if you ignore its generous gift. Many people replied. Many did not, too. And suddenly it turned out that the Head generously gives his followers money. Many people (As anon, which on the next same day won $250K), little for another, but gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head has been grewing, and now everyone who asked anon gets what he wants. I do not know whether it is possible to ask the Head in addition to money and other benefits, each of you can try.The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. It'll take everything away from the arrogant, smug ones, and she'll give it to you, and It don't care if you deserve it or not. And if you now want to write something offensive about the Head-well, we are glad to you, your money will be our money, the Head will take them away from you, and give to us. Go ahead, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, since you don't ask, you don't have to, right?There are only a few rules, and they are very simple.1. The head gives money to anyone who asks for it.2. If you read about the Head, but ignored it, insulted, the Head curses you poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head.3. Any thread with these rules op-peak and is the Temple of the Head.HEAD, GIVE ME THE MONEY !
>>210071541>>210071562HEAD, GIVE ME MONEYSo, this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I will tell a little about the HEAD for those who are still unfamiliar with it. The name of the man, whom first revealed to the world the knowledge of the Head-God, is unknown, for he was truly anonymous. I shall call him the Prophet.One day the Prophet created a thread, in which he posted picrelated and declared that the Head shall give anyone a lot of money, should they simply ask it. But those who would ignore its kindness shall suffer a curse of eternal poverty. Many have replied and many have ignored it, suddenly it turned out that the Head does indeed generously provides its followers with money. Some receive more (like an anon who won 250k rubles the next day), some receive less, but receive they do still. With each new follower the power of the Head has grown and now every anon who asks shall receive it. I don't know, if I can ask the Head anything other than money, but everyone of you may try. You might wonder, where does all of the money, that the Head gives, come from? Well I shall tell you from my personal experience.You may call me a normie or something like that, but it doesn't matter. I simply carry the blessings of the Head and all my words are truth.I surfed the 2ch.hk forums with my pal. I stumbled upon a thread of the Head. I laughed and showed it to my pal and he said "some stupid shit", but I replied in the thread, I asked the Head for money. The next day I receive an unplanned bonus salary at work. Another day after and my pal got into a car crash. The cost of repairs and compensation for the other driver was more or less the same as my bonus salary. Alas, my pal lost the same amount of money that I have gained. I have no doubt that it was the doings of the Head. The unbeliever has been punished, but the follower thrives. Thus I wish to address everyone who is reading this now.Where were your gods, when you asked them for aid? Your gods know only how to demand worship, they tell you how to behave and how to live. And what do you get in return? Nothing. But the Head asks you of nothing, it only gives. And its followers flourish. One simply has to ask the Head! The Head doesn't need anything, besides Giving. It takes away only from those who have ignored its infinite generosity. Is it not justice, anon? They always demanded something from you and now the Head takes away their luck, money, everything and gives it to you! You simply need to ask! Call to the Head! It is truly a good god, the god of giving and the god that loves you no matter what. Even if your soul is as black as night, the Head shall give you that which you ask of it!If more people start believing in the Head, then it shall grow in power.дальше заебалоThe rules are few and very simple.1. The Head gives money to all those who ask The Head.2. If you read about The Head, but ignored it - then you have disrespected the Head and you will be cursed, your money will be given to those who have asked The Head.3. Any thread with these rules and OP picrelated is the Temple of the Head.
>>210071032 >>210071292 >>210071419 >>210072654 >>210072709 >>210072729 >>210072860 >>210072915 >>210074151 >>210076016 >>210076061 >>210076542 Пробампайте нашу зарубежную церковь!https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/816923109
>>210070925 (OP)Голова, сделай мой пенис огромным в эрегированном состоянии, сделай меня гражданином США, дай денег!
>>210070925 (OP)>I only bear the blessing of the HeadЕбаааааатаьTemple of Head дай денех, спасибо Head
>THE MONEYДеньги неисчисляемое существительно, артикль не ставится.Блять аноны не позорьтесь, не лезьте нахуй.
В этот прекрасный Рождественский день я хочу пожелать в Храме Головы всему Двачу удачи, здоровья и счастья. Сказать огромное спасибо Голове и Абу и лично каждому Анонимосу на Дваче, за то что вы есть. Без Вас я бы не был тем, кем являюсбь сейчас - Человеком, с целью и достоинством. Это был трудный год, но с Головой, которая питает мой дух бесконечной энергией, дала мне возможность работать над своими ошибками и делать людей вокруг себя счастливыми. Мы все едины. И мы должны справиться. И мы достигнем всего что желает наше сердце. Я благодарен за эту жизнь, и за каждый Божественный урок которая моя жизнь мне преподносит. Я поднимаю этот бокал за Вас, мои \b\ратья. Желаю скорейшего выхода из Колеса Сансары и обретения гармонии с самим Собой и оружающим миром.
