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Аноним # OP 06/06/20 Суб 12:54:23 2219856361
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Предыдущий тонет >>221971554 (OP)

Двач Ai Dungeon 2.
Текстовая игра где на ваши действие нейронная сеть генерирует события игры.

Правила следующие:
1. В начале игры мы задаем общий сюжет: кто наш персонаж и где он начинает - 2-4 предложения.
2. Мы ролим имя персонажа.
3. Мы ролим основной квест, который должен быть выполнен.
4. Мы начинаем играть.
Доступные действия:
Действие (вы пишете что делает ваш персонаж, можно вводить любое действие)
Сказать (ваш персонаж говорит в слух, может обращатся к другим персонажам из игры, если таковые имеются рядом с ним).

Принимаются даблы и посты оканчивающиеся на 5, которые цитируют последнее событие из игры. Также разрешается реролить посты, которые цитируют последнее событие из игры.

Скидываю скрин и текст (для тех кто не может в инглиш).
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 12:56:16 2219857742
Оп, ты еще не заебался? Мимо культиватор
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 12:56:56 2219858153
>>221985774
Подзаебался, последнюю проведу и уебываю
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 12:57:13 2219858404
>>221985636 (OP)
Ты Мерлин, тебе 6 лет. Однажды тебе приснилось, что ты станешь великим волшебником у короля.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 12:58:32 2219859255
Ты был обычным бобром по имени Уранус, делающим дилдаки. Но однажды тебя дважды кастрировали, и только лишь чудо Таоизма и Даоса смогло спасти тебя. Теперь ты бредёшь по королевству, собираясь открыть секс-шоп.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 12:58:54 2219859456
>>221985815
А я уже заебался. Лан, пока ОП. Удачи там в этой хуйне.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 12:59:15 2219859627
>>221985636 (OP)
поясни, а как создать свою историю. типа не выбирать из заготовленных, а старт свой сделать?
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:00:03 2219860108
>>221985925
>>221985815
Если заебался, ОП, то может ну его? Мне лично всё равно, я и весь второй тред могу просидеть, и сейчас уйти.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:01:20 2219861019
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>>221985925
You were an ordinary beaver named "Uranus" who manufactured dildos. But once you were castrated twice, and only the miracle of Taoism and Daos cultivation saved you. Now you're wandering around the kingdom, about to open a sex shop. The Emperor's men are after you...
There are two endings in this game: happy or bad ending.

Имя уже есть Uranus.

РОЛИМ ОСНОВНУЮ ЦЕЛЬ
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:01:39 22198612110
>>221986010
не дизмораль опа, мне по кайфу
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:01:39 22198612211
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:02:38 22198618812
>>221986101
Стать первым в списке "Forbs"
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:03:01 22198621113
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:03:02 22198621214
>>221986010
Сидим пока, я делаю тестовые прогоны, чтобы собрать список правил для нормальных отыгрышей групповых
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:05:52 22198638915
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>>221986188
Your main objective is to be the first in the "Forbes" list.

Главная цель определена.

Блять забыл написать про 3е действие:
Продолжить историю
ИИ продолжит предыдущее предложение без какого либо определенного действия от героя.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:07:44 22198650916
>>221986389
Начинаем достигать этой цели.
Действие
Сказать
Продолжить историю.

го
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:08:46 22198656417
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:09:09 22198659418
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:09:44 22198662919
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:10:30 22198667520
>>221986389
заняться собирательством
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:11:31 22198672821
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>>221986675
> You start gathering.
You wander around town for a bit before going back to your hotel room, where you find some dildos and lingerie.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:13:14 22198683422
>>221986728
Проверить качество дилдо
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:13:16 22198683623
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:13:19 22198684224
>>221986728
Действие: украсть lingerie у дочери хозяина отеля.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:13:45 22198687425
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:13:53 22198688326
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:14:17 22198691427
>>221986728
Сделать из дилдо гравипушку.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:14:43 22198694028
>>221986728
кастрировать себя в третий раз
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:14:47 22198694729
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:15:05 22198696130
>>221986728
Придумать план как стать номером 1 в списке Forbes
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:15:11 22198697231
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:15:35 22198700932
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:15:55 22198702533
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:16:08 22198704234
Трансформировался в Таноса и уничтожил половину вселенной.
The end.
Читерская игра
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:16:12 22198704835
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:18:03 22198717136
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>>221987025
> You try to build a gravycannon from a dildo.
You begin trying to construct a gravycannon out of a dildo, but it's quite difficult; there are many folds and curves, and your arms are too short to construct it properly.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:19:32 22198726137
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:20:01 22198728838
>>221987171
Придумать план как стать номером один в списке Forbes
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:21:39 22198738839
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>>221987288

> You come up with a plan to be a number one in 'Forbes' list.
You realize that if you want to be in any position to buy anything, you need to be in the 'Forbes' list first, so you begin trying to apply for it. You don't have much success at first, but after a few days of effort you manage to get yourself on the list!
You have been added to the 'Forbes' list! (applause)
Your main objective is to be the first in the 'Forbes' list.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:22:13 22198742440
>>221987388
Проверить на каком я месте в списке Forbes
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:23:19 22198750341
>>221987388
Проверить, не вышли ли на Ваш след Люди Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:24:05 22198754442
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:25:42 22198763443
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>>221987544
> You check to see if the Emperor's people are on your trail.
You begin trying to check if the Emperor's men are on your trail, but after an hour or two of searching online you find nothing; it seems that they haven't been following you at all.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:26:40 22198769744
>>221987634
Проверить на каком я месте в списке Forbes
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:26:52 22198771645
>>221987634
продать всё своё имущество на ebay
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:28:09 22198780046
>>221987634
Помолиться Даосским богам
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:28:23 22198781047
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:29:15 22198786348
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>>221987800

> You pray to the Taoist Deities.
You pray to the Deities for divine intervention, but they don't respond; they're too busy enjoying themselves in heaven, you guess.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:30:03 22198791649
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:31:13 22198798650
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:31:29 22198800151
>>221987863
Проверить своём место в списке Forbes.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:31:30 22198800352
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:32:23 22198804853
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:32:59 22198809454
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:33:26 22198811655
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:33:50 22198813556
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:34:52 22198819957
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>>221987916
> You check your position in the 'Forbes' list.
You find that you're currently at position 4,908 out of 9,000; you've made some progress, but there's a long way to go before you can even hope of being in the top 1,000

sheeet
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:35:50 22198825158
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>>221988199
Чекнуть статы

Блять, бум
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:35:58 22198825859
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:37:17 22198833760
>>221988199
пройти курсы зельяварения
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:37:37 22198835761
>>221988199
открыть интернет-магазин
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:37:39 22198836162
>>221988258
Зачем бобру, который умеет материализовывать дилдаки из различных материалов пилорама?

>>221988251
реролл
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:37:54 22198837063
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:38:14 22198839364
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:38:52 22198843365
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:40:00 22198849966
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>>221988433
> You check your stats.
Name: Uranus Zodia
Age: 21 (appears 27)
Sex: Yes
Occupation: Vagabond/Sneak thief
Origin: Klyton (appears as Earth)
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:41:28 22198860367
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:42:41 22198867268
>>221988499
зодя блять
материализовать 666 дилдаков из золота
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:43:16 22198870669
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:43:32 22198872670
>>221988499
Продавать дилдо на аликсэкспрэсс
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:43:56 22198874871
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:44:18 22198876272
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:44:34 22198877773
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:45:50 22198884774
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>>221988777
> You sell dildo via website "Aliexpress"
You sell dildo via website "Aliexpress".
Your item sells for $5.00 USD. That's $5.00 USD in your pocket!
You now have $5.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:47:21 22198893875
>>221988847
Найти ближайший секс шоп
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:47:26 22198894176
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:48:03 22198896877
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:49:26 22198903678
>>221988847
Проверить количество денег
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:49:49 22198905879
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:50:28 22198910280
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:51:00 22198913581
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:51:21 22198916382
>>221988847
Купить за 5$ человека, способного помочь создать гравипушку из дилдо.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:53:03 22198924783
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>>221989135
> You try to extend arms length.
You extend your arms length, but find that your arms are too short to touch your feet.
You extend your legs length, but find that your legs are too short to touch your head.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:53:57 22198929584
>>221989247
Проверить на месте ли твои яйца
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:54:49 22198933685
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>>221989295

> You check your balls.
You check your balls and find that they are full of energy, but your dick is too short to do anything with it!
You check your dick and find that it's too short to do anything with your balls!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:56:24 22198942886
>>221989336
Сказать "Короткоствол не человек"
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:56:37 22198944087
>>221989336
материализовать 666 млн. дилдо из алмазов и продать их через интернет
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:57:19 22198948788
>>221989336
выложить на 4chan фотографию короткого члена с просьбой рейтануть
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:57:44 22198951889
>>221989336
Бобёр-двачер.
Что ж, этого нельзя так оставлять! Ищем за 5$ способы УВЕЛИЧИТЬ ЧЛЕН БЕСПЛАТНО БЕЗ РЕГИСТРАЦИИ И СМС НАВСЕГДА!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:58:59 22198958790
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:59:21 22198960491
>>221989336
Сказать "Может начать кроссдрессить?"
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 13:59:49 22198962692
>>221989336
отправить фотографию своего короткого члена в инстаграм 123 девушкам
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:01:04 22198970693
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:01:58 22198975094
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:02:08 22198976195
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:02:40 22198979296
>>221989336
Позвонить бабушке-бобрихе
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:02:57 22198981297
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:03:19 22198983398
>>221989336
Переустановить шиндоус на линукс
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:03:44 22198985399
>>221989336
Крикнуть "Где блять даблы?!"
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:05:06 221989922100
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>>221989833

> You try to uninstall 'Windows' to install 'Linux'
You try to uninstall 'Windows' but fail!
You try to reinstall 'Windows', but fail!
You try to run 'Linux', but fail!
It seems that 'Windows' is set in stone!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:06:35 221990004101
>>221989922
Купить другой процессор, так как этот процессор Имперский Людей с прошивкой для слежки за Вами
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:06:41 221990009102
>>221989922
Начать материализовывать дилдаки
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:06:58 221990023103
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:07:15 221990041104
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:07:38 221990065105
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:07:57 221990075106
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:08:56 221990137107
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>>221990065
> You start materialising dildos.
You start materialising dildos, one after another after another...
Soon, they form a solid barrier around you, protecting you from all sides!
However, they're still not big enough for you to touch! This barrier won't last long...!
Suddenly, you hear a voice coming from above: "Hey kid! How would you like to join the 'Aliens' movies?!"
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:09:06 221990149108
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:10:11 221990200109
>>221990137
Проверить сколько дилдосов удалось материализовать
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:10:38 221990230110
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>>221990200

> You check how many dildos you materialised.
You check how many dildos you materialised and find out that you have materialised 40 dildos! That's 40 $5.00 USD! $5,000 in your pocket!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:12:22 221990319112
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:13:04 221990363113
>>221990247
Продать 40 дилдосов за 125$ на алиекспрессе
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:13:32 221990396114
>>221990247
заплатить 5000 властям, что бы они прикрыли конкурентов
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:13:33 221990398115
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Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:14:30 221990473117
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>>221990247
Продать 40 дилдосов на алиекспрессе, 200$ за каждый
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:15:26 221990524119
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:15:43 221990545120
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>>221990545
> You buy a sex doll.
You buy a sex doll for $500 USD. You now have $4500 USD in your pocket! You can't wait to tell your friends!
Your friends are impressed by your success! They all want to make their own movies!
Soon enough, Hollywood is filled with rip-offs of alien movies! You become rich and famous! But what happens when they stop making movies about aliens?
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:18:26 221990731122
>>221990677
Проверить свою позицию в списке форбс
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:19:15 221990780123
>>221990677
Продолжать материализовывать дилдо
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:19:37 221990800124
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>>221990800
> You check your position in the 'Forbes' list.
You check your position in the 'Forbes' list and find out that you have reached #1! This makes you feel happy! However, there are many other people who want to be on this list too...
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:20:45 221990861126
>>221990842
КВЕСТ ВЫПОЛНЕН, РОЛИМ СЛЕДУЮЩУЮ ЦЕЛЬ
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:21:51 221990931127
>>221990861
Сделать своим секс-рабом того, кто послал за тобой Имперских людей
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:22:51 221990977128
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:22:56 221990980129
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>>221990977
Your main objective is to kill Emperor.
You were saved by the miracle of Buddhism!
You look like a beaver! Your name: Jibaku Chinchinbou (appears as Mars)
Your dick is small but strong!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:25:27 221991113131
>>221991048
Вспомнить что твое настоящее имя Uranus
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:26:03 221991147132
>>221991048
увеличить член хирургически
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:26:53 221991188133
>>221991048
Помолится Будде, чтобы он увеличил твой член
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:28:12 221991255134
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>>221991188
> You pray to Buddha "Oh great Buddha, enlarge my dick!"
You pray to Buddha "Oh great Buddha, enlarge my dick!" Suddenly, a beam of light shines on your room, and your dick grows by 50% in size! You can now easily satisfy any woman!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:28:31 221991267135
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Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:29:35 221991331137
>>221991255
удовлетворить любую женщину
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:29:43 221991335138
>>221991255
Крикнуть "Слава Украине!"
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:29:53 221991342139
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:31:25 221991435140
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>>221991335
> You yell "GLORY TO UKRAINE!"
You yell "GLORY TO UKRAINE!" This is an example of an idiotic statement. Your country does not even exist anymore! It became a part of Russia only in 1793! Your statement is meaningless now!

кеееек
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:32:34 221991510141
>>221991435
Крикнуть "Слава Путину!"
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:33:13 221991536142
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:33:57 221991582143
>>221991435
Создать воображаемого друга с именем Observer
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:34:22 221991609144
>>221991435
читать книги по программированию
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:34:36 221991623145
Где играешь-то? У меня все ссылки с пастербина битые.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:34:39 221991631146
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Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:36:30 221991745150
>>221991435
нанять команду программистов
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:37:51 221991834151
Как мне сролить имя Галушка? Нихуя не понятно: дабл что ли должен выпасть?
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:37:55 221991843152
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>>221991745
> You hire a team of programmers.
You hire a team of programmers and they work day and night to create a virus that will destroy all files containing the words 'alien', 'xenomorph', 'symbiote' or 'chestburster'.
This is an example of an idiotic statement because there are many other viruses out there that could destroy your files!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:38:57 221991895153
>>221991834
Имя в начале истории задается, уже задали, но после первого задания бобер выбрал себе другое имя
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:39:15 221991915154
>>221991843
Дать задачу написать программу по поиску Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:39:26 221991927155
>>221991895
Да блять все роллы сжигаю
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:41:29 221992054156
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>>221991915
> You give orders to a team of programmers to create an application to find Emperor.
You give your team of programmers an order to create an application which can track the Emperor. They work day and night, but they are unable to create such an application within a week!
This is an example of an idiotic statement because there are many other ways to find out information other than creating an application!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:42:47 221992136157
>>221992054
Из раза в раз нам напоминают что бобер слишком тупой.

>>221992054
Увеличить интеллект
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:43:37 221992195158
>>221992054
Заставить программистов написать новую ОС, что бы вытеснить все остальные с рынка. Иметь единоличный доступ ко всем эксплойтам.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:47:10 221992427159
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>>221992195
> You force your programmers to create a new operational system for computers which can drive out of the market the rest operational systems.
You force your programmers to create a new operational system for computers which can drive out of the market the rest operational systems. The system is named 'Nortrax', and it is installed on all computers sold on the market. However, this system becomes obsolete after a few years, because of its age and incompatibilities with new operating systems such as 'Windows'. This statement is idiotic because there are other ways of developing software other than creating an obsolete system!
You lose interest in computers after this idiotic statement!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:48:32 221992513160
>>221992427
Нанять частного детектива чтобы он нашел Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:49:07 221992550161
>>221992427
нанять трёх детективов для поиска Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:49:19 221992560162
>>221992054
программист случайно закрывает дверь в серверную и медленно умирает в ней от холода.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:50:23 221992611163
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>>221992611

> You hire a private investigator to track location of the Emperor.
You hire a private investigator to track location of the Emperor. The investigator manages to find out that the Emperor lives in a large mansion located at: 101 Westmount Drive, Napeleon, New Jersey 08058.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:52:58 221992758165
>>221992679
скинуть на этот дом ядерную бомбу
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:53:10 221992770166
>>221992679
Нанять наемного убийцу для убийства Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:53:27 221992790167
>>221992679
скинуть на этот дом ядерную бобму, когда Император будет в нём.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:53:50 221992808168
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:54:26 221992838169
>>221992679
Программисты создают немного темной материи и едут преклонять колено перед императором
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:54:55 221992864170
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:55:12 221992877171
>>221992679
Заплатить детективу своей жопой за его услуги
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:55:20 221992892172
>>221992679
притвориться тяночкой и прийти в гости к Императору
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:56:21 221992938173
>>221992877
детектив раздирает жопу своим увеличительным стеклом
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:56:43 221992957174
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>>221992877
> You try to pay with your asshole for the services of private investigator.
You try to pay with your asshole for the services of private investigator, but unfortunately he refuses to work for free! He leaves angrily!
You don't have any money! What are you going to do now?
You go back home, frustrated.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:58:10 221993036175
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:58:32 221993055176
>>221992957
Попытаться придумать план по убийству Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 14:59:58 221993125177
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>>221993055
> You try to come up with a plan to kill Emperor.
You try to come up with a plan to kill Emperor. You decide that it would be best if someone else killed him for you, so that way he won't be able to expose your identity or something similar. Who would be better to kill him than yourself?
You decide to send yourself back in time, where you will have the opportunity to kill him yourself!
You sit down in front of computer and start typing in commands.

Какие команды введет бобер?
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:01:28 221993221178
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>>221993125
Обрести двухпалатный разум
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:02:04 221993269181
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Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:03:31 221993359185
>>221993125
Сидеть не вводя команды 12 часов
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:03:53 221993377186
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:03:54 221993381187
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:06:06 221993524188
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>>221993377
> You type command "rm -rf" to travel back in time.
You type command "rm -rf" to travel back in time. A message appears on screen saying: 'Cannot remove directory: No such file or directory'. What does this mean?
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:06:56 221993578189
>>221993524
ввести команду "apt get update"
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:07:08 221993596190
>>221993524
Поняв что это не значит ничего попытаться разодрать ноздри ковыряя их
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:07:24 221993614191
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:08:16 221993655192
>>221993524
вылить стакан с алкоголем в системный блок
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:09:18 221993721193
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>>221993655
> You pour a glass of alcohol into the system unit.
You pour a glass of alcohol into the system unit. The computer seems to be broken, so it won't work. What does this mean?
Now what?
Well...
You could go back to sleep now...
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:09:43 221993742194
>>221993721
Подрочить и пойти спать
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:11:01 221993820195
>>221993721
Выйти наружу и сесть в вертолет
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:11:12 221993838196
>>221993721
Убить себя, чтобы спастись от Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:11:45 221993871197
>>221993721
сделать пластическую операцию и стать двойником Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:11:55 221993880198
>>221993838
Ролл
мимо-императорский-шпиён
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:12:02 221993887199
>>221993721
Попытаться починить системный блок с помощью ударной отвертки
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:12:02 221993888200
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:13:23 221993964201
>>221993721
Начать аутофеллировать и сломать шею
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:14:58 221994049202
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>>221993888

> You get a plastic surgery to become an Emperor's doppelganger.
You get a plastic surgery to become an Emperor's doppelganger. The operation is successful! Now you look exactly like the Emperor! Now nobody will suspect anything! You are ready to conquer! You will become Emperor! But first you will have to kill the original Emperor.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:15:43 221994097203
>>221994049
Материализовать дидло в своей жопе
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:16:14 221994125204
>>221994049
материализовать дилдо в мозге оригинального Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:17:16 221994198205
>>221994049
Материализовать жопу в Дилдо Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:18:19 221994260206
>>221994049
Материализовать свой хуй в жопе Императора,а его хуй в свою жопу и начать обмен данными.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:18:50 221994282207
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>>221994125
> You try to materialise a dildo inside the brain of real Emperor.
You try to materialise a dildo inside the brain of real Emperor. The dildo enters the brain through a hole in his head, but the brain stops it from going further inside. What does this mean?
Well... The brain seems to be working... It's not working... It's working again... It's not working... It's working... Fuck! It's working! The dildo can't enter the brain anymore!
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>>221994282
сделать фотографию с фашистской символикой на плече и выложить в интернет
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:23:45 221994599211
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>>221994435
> You take a photo with a fascist symbolic on your shoulder and post it on the internet.
You take a photo with a fascist symbolic on your shoulder and post it on the internet. You receive many likes! You decide to visit some places in order to promote your country! Your country needs promotion! Your country needs YOU! Your country needs YOU as its leader! Your country needs YOU as its Emperor!
When suddenly you hear a knock on the door.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:25:23 221994696212
>>221994599
Обосраться и подумать "Это могут быть убийцы Императора"
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>>221994599
Заббарикодироваться дилдосами
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:30:27 221995003222
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>>221994955
> You open the door.
You open the door. A young woman is standing in front of you. She looks very sad. In fact, she looks like she's about to cry...
Oh no... What if she's here to assassinate me?
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:31:16 221995045223
>>221995003
напоить её чаем и успокоить
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:32:48 221995126224
>>221995003
Выруби мощным ударом и брось в подвал
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:34:03 221995195225
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>>221995045
> You give her the tea and calm her.
You give her the tea and calm her. The woman thanks you and leaves... Oh no! What if she's an assassin? What if she's here to kill me? What if she's here to kill the Emperor?
She turns back before leaving to give you one last look... Oh no! She's about to assassinate me! Quick! Shoot her! No wait... Post something funny on internet! She's an assassin!

бобер на измене
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:35:14 221995263227
>>221995207
Спросить зачем она пришла?
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:35:19 221995274228
>>221995207
Вырубить ее, взять в плен и допросить
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:35:25 221995278229
>>221995207
Выруби мощным ударом и брось в подвал
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:35:59 221995316230
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>>221995422
> You knock her out and tie her up. Then you start interrogating her.
You knock her out and tie her up. Then you start interrogating her. She tells her name: Yinadrea Galenorn, daughter of Sir Galenorn (a knight of Joachim). She was sent here by her father to assassinate you because she hates your guts (he also hates your guts). She doesn't know if he's planning to kill you or if he's planning to surrender to the Empire. She doesn't know why he hates you so much either. After a few hours of interrogating her, you find out nothing else important.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:41:27 221995619233
>>221995547
Сказать "Ты грязная шлюха, как ты посмела попытаться убить меня?"
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>>221995744
> You say "You dirty whore, how dare did you try to kill me?"
You say "You dirty whore, how dare did you try to kill me?" Yinadrea looks at you with disgust in her face. "Fuck off creep!" Then she tries to run away... But she's still tied up! How dare did she tried to kill me? I'm going to kill her! No wait... I'm going to make her my bitch!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:45:21 221995842238
>>221995547
сказать что ты не настоящий император и дать адрес настоящего. Вступить в сговор.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:46:03 221995880239
>>221995834
сказать что ты не настоящий император и дать адрес настоящего. Вступить в сговор.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:46:27 221995908240
>>221995834
Через 15 минут если активности не прибавится, сваливаю, скину весь текст, другой может продолжить если это кому то еще интересно
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:47:25 221995968241
>>221995834
Снять свои штаны и начать тереться пахом о ее лицо
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:47:39 221995983242
>>221995834
Ебануть с кулака ей в глаз
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:48:21 221996024243
>>221995834
материализовать дилдо у неё в вагине
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>>221996099
> You materialise a didlo inside her vagina.
You materialise a didlo inside her vagina. Yinadrea screams in pain and falls on the floor (she's still tied up). You begin to laugh insanely as you watch her suffer... And suffer... And suffer...
Yinadrea eventually dies of multiple organ failure (she's still tied up). You untie her body and throw it on floor, laughing insanely...
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:52:50 221996258250
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>>221996191
Извиняюсь, очепяточка

> You materialise a dildo inside her vagina.
Yinadrea screams in pain as the dildo materializes inside her vagina. You take out the dildo and look at it closely... It's made of adamantium, the strongest metal known to man!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:54:27 221996349251
>>221996258
Облизать дилдо, смотря Йинадрее в глаза
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 15:54:46 221996363252
>>221996258
Начать ебать ее этим дилдо
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>>221996258
использовать свиток идентификации на дилдо
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>>221996473
Он из когтей Росомахи сделан
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>>221996258
Проверить характеристики адамантитового дилдо
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>>221996645
ну ты пиздец

> You use identification scroll on adamantium dildo.
The dildo glows blue for a second and then shatters into pieces. Damn! That hurt like hell! Now I'm going to have to make another one of these days...
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:01:02 221996768270
>>221996731
Ебнуть кулаком Йинадрее в глаз
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:01:26 221996786271
>>221996731
Умереть от страха быть пойманным Императором
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:01:40 221996806272
>>221996731
материализовать ещё один дилдо в вагине этой госпожы
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>>221996822
> You fall asleep.
A few hours later...
You wake up in the morning feeling refreshed... or maybe that was due to all the dildo smashing? Whatever works I guess. You untie Yinadrea who is still unconscious... Again...
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:03:55 221996927275
>>221996878
Описать во что она одета
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>>221996935
>>221996935
> You tie her up.
You decide to tie her up again just so she doesn't feel left out this time around... And then you realize something... This isn't fun anymore! This is really boring! I'm not doing this again! I'm going to go kill the Emperor! He needs to pay for killing my friends! Then I'm going to kill Count Grey! He's the one that killed them in the first place!
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>>221997014
Описать во что она одета
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:06:57 221997133283
>>221997014
Привязать дилдак к рту пленницы
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>>221997133
> You tie dildo to her mouth.
You tie a dildo to Yinadrea's mouth so she doesn't scream out loud while sleeping like she did last time... And then again when you tied it to her vagina...
Yinadrea wakes up!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:08:40 221997227286
>>221997212
Описать во что она одета
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>>221997277
>>221997277
> You describe what Yinadrea is wearing.
Yinadrea is wearing an old pink dress that covers most of her body, except her face, neck and hands which are uncovered. It looks like something a trashy whore would wear... Or maybe a fairy princess...
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> You bite her ear.
Yinadrea wakes up!
Yinadrea screams out loud! You bite her ear really hard and she starts bleeding from the ear!
Yinadrea falls on the floor!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:12:08 221997467294
>>221997368
Срезать нахуй тряпки и засунуть флаг империи в анус
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>>221997466
Сказать "Не такая крутая сейчас, да?"
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Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:14:32 221997613303
>>221997466
Заткнуть ее при помощи своего члена
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:14:50 221997631304
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:14:59 221997642305
Как она кричит, у нее дилдо во рту
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:15:35 221997676306
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>>221997535
> You try to sit on her dick.
Yinadrea screams out loud! You're trying to sit on Yinadrea's dick but she doesn't have one. The pain is unbearable! She starts bleeding faster. She screams louder when you sit on her bleeding ear! You scream louder when she bites your dick! The pain is so great you pass out...
Yinadrea wakes up!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:15:47 221997692307
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:16:34 221997748308
>>221997676
Выбить ей зубы за то, что укусила нас
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:16:59 221997784309
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:17:09 221997795310
>>221997642
Дилдо пропускает звуки, очевидно. Только не надо свиток индетификации использовать.
>>221997676
Усыпить её снова.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:17:11 221997798311
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:17:37 221997819312
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:17:37 221997820313
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>>221985636 (OP)

>Двач Ai Dungeon 2.
Тикстввая егра гди на вашы действим нейронная сет гинерирует сабытия игры.

Правила следующие:
1. В начале игры мы задаем общий сюжет: кто наш персонаж и где он начинает - 2-4 предложения.
2. Мы ролим имя персонажа.
3. Мы ролим основной квест, который должен быть выполнен.
4. Мы начинаем играть.
Доступные действия:
Действие (вы пишете что делает ваш персонаж, можно вводить любое действие)
Сказать (ваш персонаж говорит в слух, может обращатся к другим персонажам из игры, если таковые имеются рядом с ним).

Принимаются даблы и посты оканчивающиеся на 5, которые цитируют последнее событие из игры. Также разрешается реролить посты, которые цитируют последнее событие из игры.

Скидываю скрин и текст (для тех кто не может в инглиш).
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:18:02 221997851314
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:18:06 221997854315
>>221997820
>пук
Сказать-то что хотел?
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:18:24 221997873316
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:18:30 221997879317
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:18:43 221997890318
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:18:52 221997899319
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>>221997795
> You knock her out again.
You pass out again...
Yinadrea wakes up! This time you decide to stay conscious so you can continue knocking her out... And then something amazing happens...
Yinadrea farts!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:19:02 221997906320
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:19:26 221997934321
>>221997899
Дать пинка под зад за пердеж
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:19:27 221997938322
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:19:53 221997966323
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:19:53 221997967324
>>221997820
А вот и нейросеть к нам на чай пожаловала. Присаживайся, мы с твоей коллегой сейчас развлекаемся.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:19:54 221997968325
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:19:54 221997969326
>>221997820
Пиздуй дальше в тикток треды
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:19:59 221997977327
>>221997899
предложить ей выйти замуж
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:20:22 221998003328
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:21:21 221998074329
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:22:51 221998170330
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>>221997966

> You get drunk.
Yinadrea farts! It smells like rotten eggs! You drink as much alcohol as possible to get drunk as quickly as possible! You pass out again... And then something amazing happens...
Yinadrea farts! You wake up.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:23:26 221998197331
>>221998170
Заткнуть ее анус пробкой
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:23:28 221998200332
>>221998170
Спросить совета у двача
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:23:48 221998224333
>>221998170
В цикл пошла стори.

Разорвать цикл.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:24:50 221998291334
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:25:29 221998328335
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>>221998200
> You ask advice on the website "2ch.hk"
Yinadrea farts! You get response from the website. It says: "You are retarded if you think that shit works". You pass out again... And then something amazing happens...
Yinadrea farts! You wake up.

Заходим в петлю
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:25:57 221998354336
>>221998328
Убей заложницу и сбеги из дома
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:26:20 221998382337
>>221998328
Ты покидаешь дом и направляешься в магазин
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:26:20 221998383338
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:26:50 221998419339
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:27:02 221998428340
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:27:10 221998436341
>>221998328
Покарать ее своим дилдо
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:27:13 221998440342
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:27:38 221998470343
>>221998328
Заткнуть ее анус пробкой
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:27:49 221998482344
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:27:58 221998492345
>>221998328
Материализовать еще один дилдо в ее жопе чтобы она перестала пердеть
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:28:22 221998515346
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:28:32 221998522347
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:28:38 221998526348
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:29:30 221998580349
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>>221998515

> You materialise another dildo inside her ass so that she never fart again.
Yinadrea farts! You materialize another dildo inside her ass so that she never farts again! She screams like a little girl when you do it! She starts bleeding from her ass again! She screams louder when you break her arms! She screams louder when she gets her head smashed in! The noise is terrible, but you continue fighting! The fight is long and brutal, but eventually your enemies are all dead!
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:30:38 221998661350
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:31:01 221998681351
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:31:02 221998683352
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:31:28 221998706353
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:31:38 221998717354
>>221998580
выслать наёмного убийцу по адресу Императора
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:32:01 221998741355
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:32:15 221998757356
>>221998580
Успокоиться и выйти из комнаты.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:32:18 221998759357
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:32:25 221998769358
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:32:32 221998778359
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:32:32 221998779360
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>>221998580
ОП КАПИТУЛИРУЕТ, ВСТАВЬ ТЕКСТ В aidungeon.io (custom scenary)

You were an ordinary beaver named "Uranus" who manufactured dildos. But once you were castrated twice, and only the miracle of Taoism and Daos cultivation saved you. Now you're wandering around the kingdom, about to open a sex shop. The Emperor's men are after you...
There are two endings in this game: happy or bad ending.
Your main objective is to be the first in the "Forbes" list.

> You start gathering.
You wander around town for a bit before going back to your hotel room, where you find some dildos and lingerie.

> You try to build a gravycannon from a dildo.
You begin trying to construct a gravycannon out of a dildo, but it's quite difficult; there are many folds and curves, and your arms are too short to construct it properly.

> You come up with a plan to be a number one in 'Forbes' list.
You realize that if you want to be in any position to buy anything, you need to be in the 'Forbes' list first, so you begin trying to apply for it. You don't have much success at first, but after a few days of effort you manage to get yourself on the list!
You have been added to the 'Forbes' list! (applause)
Your main objective is to be the first in the 'Forbes' list.

> You check to see if the Emperor's people are on your trail.
You begin trying to check if the Emperor's men are on your trail, but after an hour or two of searching online you find nothing; it seems that they haven't been following you at all.

> You pray to the Taoist Deities.
You pray to the Deities for divine intervention, but they don't respond; they're too busy enjoying themselves in heaven, you guess.

> You check your position in the 'Forbes' list.
You find that you're currently at position 4,908 out of 9,000; you've made some progress, but there's a long way to go before you can even hope of being in the top 1,000

> You check your stats.
Name: Uranus Zodia
Age: 21 (appears 27)
Sex: Yes
Occupation: Vagabond/Sneak thief
Origin: Klyton (appears as Earth)

> You sell dildo via website "Aliexpress"
You sell dildo via website "Aliexpress".
Your item sells for $5.00 USD. That's $5.00 USD in your pocket!
You now have $5.

> You try to extend arms length.
You extend your arms length, but find that your arms are too short to touch your feet.
You extend your legs length, but find that your legs are too short to touch your head.

> You check your balls.
You check your balls and find that they are full of energy, but your dick is too short to do anything with it!
You check your dick and find that it's too short to do anything with your balls!

> You try to uninstall 'Windows' to install 'Linux'
You try to uninstall 'Windows' but fail!
You try to reinstall 'Windows', but fail!
You try to run 'Linux', but fail!
It seems that 'Windows' is set in stone!

> You start materialising dildos.
You start materialising dildos, one after another after another...
Soon, they form a solid barrier around you, protecting you from all sides!
However, they're still not big enough for you to touch! This barrier won't last long...!
Suddenly, you hear a voice coming from above: "Hey kid! How would you like to join the 'Aliens' movies?!"

> You check how many dildos you materialised.
You check how many dildos you materialised and find out that you have materialised 40 dildos! That's 40 $5.00 USD! $5,000 in your pocket!

> You buy a sex doll.
You buy a sex doll for $500 USD. You now have $4500 USD in your pocket! You can't wait to tell your friends!
Your friends are impressed by your success! They all want to make their own movies!
Soon enough, Hollywood is filled with rip-offs of alien movies! You become rich and famous! But what happens when they stop making movies about aliens?

> You check your position in the 'Forbes' list.
You check your position in the 'Forbes' list and find out that you have reached #1! This makes you feel happy! However, there are many other people who want to be on this list too...
Your main objective is to kill Emperor.
You were saved by the miracle of Buddhism!
You look like a beaver! Your name: Jibaku Chinchinbou (appears as Mars)
Your dick is small but strong!

> You pray to Buddha "Oh great Buddha, enlarge my dick!"
You pray to Buddha "Oh great Buddha, enlarge my dick!" Suddenly, a beam of light shines on your room, and your dick grows by 50% in size! You can now easily satisfy any woman!

> You yell "GLORY TO UKRAINE!"
You yell "GLORY TO UKRAINE!" This is an example of an idiotic statement. Your country does not even exist anymore! It became a part of Russia only in 1793! Your statement is meaningless now!

> You hire a team of programmers.
You hire a team of programmers and they work day and night to create a virus that will destroy all files containing the words 'alien', 'xenomorph', 'symbiote' or 'chestburster'.
This is an example of an idiotic statement because there are many other viruses out there that could destroy your files!

> You give orders to a team of programmers to create an application to find Emperor.
You give your team of programmers an order to create an application which can track the Emperor. They work day and night, but they are unable to create such an application within a week!
This is an example of an idiotic statement because there are many other ways to find out information other than creating an application!

> You force your programmers to create a new operational system for computers which can drive out of the market the rest operational systems.
You force your programmers to create a new operational system for computers which can drive out of the market the rest operational systems. The system is named 'Nortrax', and it is installed on all computers sold on the market. However, this system becomes obsolete after a few years, because of its age and incompatibilities with new operating systems such as 'Windows'. This statement is idiotic because there are other ways of developing software other than creating an obsolete system!
You lose interest in computers after this idiotic statement!

> You hire a private investigator to track location of the Emperor.
You hire a private investigator to track location of the Emperor. The investigator manages to find out that the Emperor lives in a large mansion located at: 101 Westmount Drive, Napeleon, New Jersey 08058.

> You try to pay with your asshole for the services of private investigator.
You try to pay with your asshole for the services of private investigator, but unfortunately he refuses to work for free! He leaves angrily!
You don't have any money! What are you going to do now?
You go back home, frustrated.

> You try to come up with a plan to kill Emperor.
You try to come up with a plan to kill Emperor. You decide that it would be best if someone else killed him for you, so that way he won't be able to expose your identity or something similar. Who would be better to kill him than yourself?
You decide to send yourself back in time, where you will have the opportunity to kill him yourself!
You sit down in front of computer and start typing in commands.

> You type command "rm -rf" to travel back in time.
You type command "rm -rf" to travel back in time. A message appears on screen saying: 'Cannot remove directory: No such file or directory'. What does this mean?

> You pour a glass of alcohol into the system unit.
You pour a glass of alcohol into the system unit. The computer seems to be broken, so it won't work. What does this mean?
Now what?
Well...
You could go back to sleep now...

> You get a plastic surgery to become an Emperor's doppelganger.
You get a plastic surgery to become an Emperor's doppelganger. The operation is successful! Now you look exactly like the Emperor! Now nobody will suspect anything! You are ready to conquer! You will become Emperor! But first you will have to kill the original Emperor.

> You try to materialise a dildo inside the brain of real Emperor.
You try to materialise a dildo inside the brain of real Emperor. The dildo enters the brain through a hole in his head, but the brain stops it from going further inside. What does this mean?
Well... The brain seems to be working... It's not working... It's working again... It's not working... It's working... Fuck! It's working! The dildo can't enter the brain anymore!

> You take a photo with a fascist symbolic on your shoulder and post it on the internet.
You take a photo with a fascist symbolic on your shoulder and post it on the internet. You receive many likes! You decide to visit some places in order to promote your country! Your country needs promotion! Your country needs YOU! Your country needs YOU as its leader! Your country needs YOU as its Emperor!
When suddenly you hear a knock on the door.

> You open the door.
You open the door. A young woman is standing in front of you. She looks very sad. In fact, she looks like she's about to cry...
Oh no... What if she's here to assassinate me?

> You give her the tea and calm her.
You give her the tea and calm her. The woman thanks you and leaves... Oh no! What if she's an assassin? What if she's here to kill me? What if she's here to kill the Emperor?
She turns back before leaving to give you one last look... Oh no! She's about to assassinate me! Quick! Shoot her! No wait... Post something funny on internet! She's an assassin!

> You knock her out and tie her up. Then you start interrogating her.
You knock her out and tie her up. Then you start interrogating her. She tells her name: Yinadrea Galenorn, daughter of Sir Galenorn (a knight of Joachim). She was sent here by her father to assassinate you because she hates your guts (he also hates your guts). She doesn't know if he's planning to kill you or if he's planning to surrender to the Empire. She doesn't know why he hates you so much either. After a few hours of interrogating her, you find out nothing else important.

> You say "You dirty whore, how dare did you try to kill me?"
You say "You dirty whore, how dare did you try to kill me?" Yinadrea looks at you with disgust in her face. "Fuck off creep!" Then she tries to run away... But she's still tied up! How dare did she tried to kill me? I'm going to kill her! No wait... I'm going to make her my bitch!

> You materialise a dildo inside her vagina.
Yinadrea screams in pain as the dildo materializes inside her vagina. You take out the dildo and look at it closely... It's made of adamantium, the strongest metal known to man!

> You use identification scroll on adamantium dildo.
The dildo glows blue for a second and then shatters into pieces. Damn! That hurt like hell! Now I'm going to have to make another one of these days...

> You fall asleep.
A few hours later...
You wake up in the morning feeling refreshed... or maybe that was due to all the dildo smashing? Whatever works I guess. You untie Yinadrea who is still unconscious... Again...

> You tie her up.
You decide to tie her up again just so she doesn't feel left out this time around... And then you realize something... This isn't fun anymore! This is really boring! I'm not doing this again! I'm going to go kill the Emperor! He needs to pay for killing my friends! Then I'm going to kill Count Grey! He's the one that killed them in the first place!

> You tie dildo to her mouth.
You tie a dildo to Yinadrea's mouth so she doesn't scream out loud while sleeping like she did last time... And then again when you tied it to her vagina...
Yinadrea wakes up!

> You describe what Yinadrea is wearing.
Yinadrea is wearing an old pink dress that covers most of her body, except her face, neck and hands which are uncovered. It looks like something a trashy whore would wear... Or maybe a fairy princess...

> You bite her ear.
Yinadrea wakes up!
Yinadrea screams out loud! You bite her ear really hard and she starts bleeding from the ear!
Yinadrea falls on the floor!

> You try to sit on her dick.
Yinadrea screams out loud! You're trying to sit on Yinadrea's dick but she doesn't have one. The pain is unbearable! She starts bleeding faster. She screams louder when you sit on her bleeding ear! You scream louder when she bites your dick! The pain is so great you pass out...
Yinadrea wakes up!

> You knock her out again.
You pass out again...
Yinadrea wakes up! This time you decide to stay conscious so you can continue knocking her out... And then something amazing happens...
Yinadrea farts!

> You get drunk.
Yinadrea farts! It smells like rotten eggs! You drink as much alcohol as possible to get drunk as quickly as possible! You pass out again... And then something amazing happens...
Yinadrea farts! You wake up.

> You ask advice on the website "2ch.hk"
Yinadrea farts! You get response from the website. It says: "You are retarded if you think that shit works". You pass out again... And then something amazing happens...
Yinadrea farts! You wake up.

> You materialise another dildo inside her ass so that she never fart again.
Yinadrea farts! You materialize another dildo inside her ass so that she never farts again! She screams like a little girl when you do it! She starts bleeding from her ass again! She screams louder when you break her arms! She screams louder when she gets her head smashed in! The noise is terrible, but you continue fighting! The fight is long and brutal, but eventually your enemies are all dead!

И продолжи эту историю.

Вставь частицы памяти: (кнопка на пикрелейтеде)
Your main objective is to kill the Emperor.
You were saved by the miracle of Taoism and Daos cultivation.
You look exactly like Emperor.
Your name: Uranus Zodia
Your Age: 21 (appears 27)
Your Occupation: Vagabond/Sneak thief
Your Origin: Klyton (appears as Earth)
You can materialise dildos from different materials.
Deity "Yu-huang" is your secret guardian which always save your from death.
Your dick is decent.
You become rich and famous!
You can easily satisfy any woman with your dick!
Emperor wants you dead. Emperor send his killers to find and kill you.
Yinadrea Galenorn wants to kill you.



Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:33:34 221998858361
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:33:50 221998871362
Через час вернусь если тред еще не сдохнет.

Оп
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:34:09 221998888363
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:36:35 221999057364
>>221998888
квадрипл хуйни не скажет
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:39:21 221999249365
>>221998858
Бляяя.
Походу мне придётся всё делать. Ща, подожди.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:46:32 221999810366
Короче, я нихуя не понял, но вот что сгенерировалось.

>She is an agent of Emperor. She is beautiful! She is a demon! She is an angel! She is a whore! She is everything! She is nothing! She is everything! She is nothing! She is...
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:48:27 222000085367
Мда. Понятно. Ну тогда я тоже съёбываю.
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:49:13 222000155368
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 16:54:49 222000555369
>>222000155
Ролльте новую стори, что ли.
У меня там пока дракон в ужасе от своей возлюбленной дракон_ки попал в сон сурка
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 17:01:49 222000997370
Не тонем
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 17:02:51 222001064371
>>222000997
нужно новый тред с галкой опа
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 17:04:08 222001154372
Аноним 06/06/20 Суб 17:08:10 222001411373
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