You are virgin and incel. I drank beer and fucked my girlfriend on Saturday. Now I'm playing the Dota 2.
Wtf is going on itt?
Ohh, when someone tell me "ur welcome", i think -"when?"
Хеллоу диар френдс, лец ми спик фром май хат. Ай риалли вонтед то телл ю зет ландан из зэ кэпитал оф грейт британ. Зыс из э тейбл.
where*
Самая распространённая ошибка носителей примитивнейших языков: пропуск артиклей.
Shut your mouth, dumb idiot
Suck my balls.
> Hello, 2ch. My name is Sasha and I was reading /b/ all weekend.
You've been
Nothing. At all
>Зыс из э тейбл
Зыс ыс э тэйбл. Не благодари.
I have ligmaass, sweety. Just for you.
Ligma what?
Сэнк ю май диа фрэнд. Зыс ыс э тэйбл индид.
God knows I've been dreaming of sucking Himmler's cock for years!
lig my balls
Sasha, Dick suck
Hwaltan, ma enskelle thunor vin spraec?
Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga.
Sorry to break it to you, buddy, but he's been dead for quite a while now. You can attempt to dig him up out of his grave if you're desperate enough though.
>>237984641
>>237984706
>>237984512
>>237984478
По порнухе английский учил?
How do you know he isn't going to be reborn, being the last vestige of hope he is?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa someone have pity on me im fucked aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooo yyyyyyyyyyyy hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeaaah
Its so fucking big
> Sorry to break it to you, buddy, but he's been dead for quite a while now. You can attempt to dig him up out of his grave if you're desperate enough though.
Me too
Артикли не нужны АНН
No. Go away from here
>>237985464
#metoo
how do you think pindosi pronounce 2ch? TwoCH or Two si h?
Get lost.
youtoobe
Ayanami Rei is so cute in this pic. <3
If we call 4ch FORCH, and they call four-chan, i guess 2ch is two-chan.
>>237986318
Too fat, bro
yes we did
Unfortunately, only 2.5 anons can speak English, the rest are just shiting on the thread including me
sry i don't understand anime language
how much you love your voice and the other day?
Leave our club, please.
Every voice matter
Then I'll be able to get the best way to get a chance to win a rent
Есть такое.
Проблема тут в том, что в русском языке привычнее на всякий случай ставить больше запятых, а в английском языке наоборот.
But it's not just for you and your family
Do I need to inform you that i fucked your fat mothers?
Ok, dont burn, it was just silly classic joke.
Have a nice day, lads.
Love you
>в русском языке привычнее на всякий случай ставить больше запятых
>на всякий случай
;-)
Sounds like a pretty good idea.
>>237983918
We gonna try some new shit. For example - last time when i've been speeking english was about 5 years ago. With fucking pakistan sportsmens. And yes, their english was terrible, as my.
So...For me it's realy nice opportunity to try myself.
>>237984631
I guess his dick is gone already, you know, decay and stuff
So in what does he wrong?
You shouldn't use N world, unless you became one of this afro guys
>>237988344
native americans itt also on picrelated
same person, no?
Насоветуйте самоучителей по грамматике и прочему, чтобы стать близко-близко к НЕЙТИВУ.
>I guess his dick is gone already
Why do you want to break my heart like this? It hurts to think of Heiny lying all cold and alone under layers of soil. I hope he will be reborn soon or later, so that I'll get a chance to get my filthy kike face covered in his delicious milk.
why would I burn lol. what is this broken slang I've never head of
But we don't write "один и тот же человек", we write "Семён, спок".
>soon or later
sooner or later
war pictures user, fock u :)
Catch the opportunities, boys. Don't be lazy, stay focused.
>war pictures
it's actually called battle picters, moron swine
>So in what does he wrong?
what he's wrong about?
sounds nicer
mb u right, so penis know...
Sup, twochan. How they say it in our country: "I good знать агылшын"
ok, will remember, thx
>lazy fuck
Вроде должно быть lazy as fuck, не?
What do you mean by "burn"?? There is a specific term for this — butthurt. Reminds you of something, yeah?
- Hello, sir!
- Hello, sir!
- The weather is fine today, isn't it?
- Yes.
- And there is no fog at all on the Thames!
- Absolutely.
- How do you feel, sir?
- Thank you sir, great.
- May I take a glass of water from you?
- Please, sir.
- Thanks sir!
The passenger pours himself a glass of water and leaves. A minute later it returns again:
- Hello again, sir!
- Hello again.
- Today is beautiful weather, isn't it?
- Yes.
- And there is no fog at all on the Thames!
- Absolutely.
- How do you feel, sir?
- Thank you sir, great.
- May I take another glass of water from you?
- Please, sir, take it.
- Thank you sir!
The passenger pours himself another glass, leaves and returns a minute later:
- Hello again, sir!
- Hello.
- Today is beautiful weather, isn't it?
- Listen, sir, if you are so thirsty, you can take the whole decanter from me!
- You see, sir, the fact is that there is a fire in my cabin ...
Thanks, boomer
Lazy as fuck — ленивый как хуй.
Lazy fuck — ленивый хуй.
Knowledge of english won't make shit if one is an untalented lacking initiative omega like me.
>was lazy fuck
a lazy fuck
>life of mother better
My mother's life
>Catch
Seize
swine schwein
it's a german word
oh, jaja, bagort, man. But i needed a verb for this phrase
Ну я тоже потом об этом подумал, но все равно вариант с as как-то чаще слышал.
Very funny, sir. Entertaining. As teenagers nowadays say: "Laughing my arse off".
At least we're trying. It's better than ordinary pidorakhas who don't even think about learning the language of civilized people.
Is anybody want to discuss the current situation on the political stage?
I lost.
No politics. Politfags are two blocks down.
What was that, homo-russian? го переводить пидорашка на англиский
you could say "don't get mad"
>Greetings, gentlemen.
>Is anybody want to discuss the current situation on the political stage?
Improvise. You could say UNGLUED.
Let's share some articles to help us learn English
here goes:
https://bunkerarchives.home.blog/2019/10/11/calamari-a-la-fascismo/
a piece of fanfiction featuring tentacled Himmler
You busted me.
Cheeki breeki cyka, vodka idy nahuy, blyat!
test
twoteaning
Lazy fuck - Ленивый (оскорбительное существительное)
Fuck в роли существительного вроде заходит только в таком выражении
Lazy as fuck адаптируется под "ленивый шо пидец,", где as fuck для усиления.
Oh no, the so called "xoxlo-.....
Как срач будет?...
FUCK OFF!
oolong i guess
I like simple green tea with mint, anon.
But i tried ulun too. It was good.
"fucking slav" goes as well
A bear was walking through the forest when he saw a burning car. He got in and burned to death.
But as you can see, it is happening, even the xoxlo-срач is starting there>>237989239
БАМП!
БАМП!!
БАМП!!!
#icantbreathe
#nojusticenopeace
#georgefloyd
#saynotoracism
#deutschlandnazifree
> no theme for us to disscUs
>>237984714
>>237989443
>>237986530
I suggest we write slashy fanfiction itt
Good one! Have you heard about this one?
"A man bought the hat. And the hat fitted well".
#suckmymember
dubs don't lie!
А есть ли аналог "сельди" у них? Или он просто пишут ">woman", или, как мы гринтекстим слово, которое выдает женский род, и все?
*они
фикс
Femoid/roastie
cunt/onahole
Today is voskresenye, you are serish or work 2/2. Anyway, i sorry for you
>cunt
Так это как наше "сука", женский оттенок давно пропал.
You're the one who's embarassing here, spamming with your miserable, abysmal B1-level vocabulary units that are intended to be utilised in speech by peasants like yourself.
Whis ulun you tried, i can recommend for you milk ulun it's a best ulun to start
native british english speaker itt
Just "hole" would be enough
Reminds me of my childhood when I was taking the train to ride back home from basketball competition. I got the seat with a girl from Australia. A have no idea what she and her family were doing in Buryatia, but whatever. And my friends, a bunch of pricks, were bullying her by saying "kiss my member", implying that "member" means "dick" in English.
Nice to see ya
>ya
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU'RE JUST AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS!
It is OK. I'm pretty sure even the person who speaks English well and knows many of their customs would feel themselves awkward.
Are you at vakhta, anonchik?
twoholed animal
фейк?
иначе я не понимаю, как можно так окуколдиться в какие-то 20 лет.
>when i've been speeking
I spoke
>pakistan sportsmens
pakistani sportsmen
>as my
as mine
>try myself
try
Cock hole
>try
Чисто для справки, надо было написать что-то по типу "to test myself/my skills"?
AH, YES, GENTLEMEN, IT APPEARS WE ARE SUCKING DICKS OF SORTS HERE typical hearty British chuckle sips tea
Don't you like boys in dresses? Disgusting.
>How i love you
I love y'all so much
>How was your day
how is your day going
how is it going
what's up and m.o.
Try english now
Oh look at that! A freakin' australian english speaker! What, you're so obssesed with piss, that can leave without phrases with it?
1. Кстати, в игре он говорит freakin', но в комиксах frickin'. 2. Я же правильно понимаю, что выражения с piss только австралийцы в основном говорят?
Ну и просьба поправить, если надо.
Сириузли, что это значит? Я нихуя не шарю в сленге. Чихать что ли? Алсо, поясните за бордовский и англ интернет сленг
> set down in and burned
Ok pretentious faggot, I'm sure you use exclusively Shakespearean English in your day to day speech.
hu ses m geh
>>237990336
>>237990182
Screw you, team fortress masturbators. Overwatch pwn your shit.
ask anything you want.
proofov ne budet.
Piss off ещё британцы употребляют, как и cunt. Ну, это очевидно.
А про остальное не знаю, я в TF никогда не играл.
ask anything you want.
proofov ne budet.
Y r geh
just have tried my english in your mouth
check it
Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy.
> tired
Again
>You've been
почему? действие не имеет отклика в настоящем
действие в прошлом и длилось долго was reading
все он правильно написал
Context?
And it is "in Russian". Not on.
>last time when i've been speeking english was about 5 years ago
last time i spoke english about 5 years ago
или ты забыл 2ю часть предложения
>WE ARE SUCKING DICKS
I'm literally dying for Himmler's cock
"Challenge myself" чаще всего используется.
tried again, CHECK IT, YOU, MEMBERSUCKER!
Дядя, если действие было продолжительно и все еще не закончилось, то надо использовать have been. Тот анон прав.
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick.
>Im never try to learn it
I've never tried to learn this (language)
>how i can translate "one piece" on russian language?
how i can translate "one piece" to russian or how i can say "one piece" in russian
It would sound like один кусок, кусок in russian, btw
nope, the weekend is still going so it's perfect continuous
>You shouldn't use N world, unless you became one of this afro guys
either it's ok to say it for anyone or not, stop this anglopendos shyzophrenia
UK English?
Oi bruv im bri'i'ch too
lets kill a fag mate
I want to suck Himmler's dick
samefag is commonly used at 4chan
>woman
In my medical opinion : You're an imbecil!
hello sykablyad
how you doing?
hahahaha very funny russian mem))) syka blyaaat russia vodka balalaika))))00)
>let's also make it
damn you
im fine, thx!
rrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa
Reeeeeeee
another native british speaker, outstanding!
armor, color, earth, movie
ponaduserik tea-poehavshii greatbritanoshwain
Not PTU, but COLLEGE!
It's call College, you shitfuck.
> silly mericans need to simplify everything
xrukni
-
hey, Misha, I'm Misha too. I am also from PTU, but in DC2
feel free to continue
>DC 2
Fucking lucker, suck my cock, epta nahuy, who you're in your life, fraer?
>>237991950
>>237992003
Pindosians, pls...
>>237992003
callS *
oh nooooo
>who you're in your life
incel
called
Moskva
London
/thread
шучу
WHY??
oh noooo
uppety-up!
Glory for Ukraine!
because maybe
no, you lie ((((
ruskie pig has cracked. lol
No, I don't do anal!
Так я не в англии живу же. На хуй мне ваш пиндостанский язык?
called when? when lenin fucked sralen's asshole? pidoras, we're talks about moment that happens RIGHT NOW
We can add "ed" on the end of that word only if my educational institution WAS ptu, like in the past time
So we must add "S", because right now it's PTU. actually college, but if be honest - ptu
Please, may you let me in /h/, you mighty ape?
rrrryyaaa wreeetiii
fuck youuu, niggeer!!!!
My personal experience tells me that if you have a pathetic and miserable life in Russia, after moving abroad little will change, you'll be isolated in a foreign country, outcast of society, people will'be reluctant to get to know you, your social life will be ruined and only after about 5 years of doing shitty low income jobs you'll be able to earn as much as an average guy who had all privileges from birth(if you get lucky, of course)
Ебать ты даунидзе, это же пасив идиотина какой с блять?
*will be
self-fix
>liters
litres - литры
litter - мусор/помёт
People call your whore mother to fuck her, in english thread we NAME.
Here's Sir John Lennon. He was a fucking glutton, as you can judge from his looks, and beat the fuck out of his wife on a daily basis. He also neglected his child and stole lyrics from other artists' songs.
Now we all know how you need to behave to appear more British. Thank you all for sharing this moment with me. Have a good one mates.
SHEEEIIIIT U RACIST ASS WHITE CRACKA
at least he was born by anime gril
а как надо то ебать
SHUT THE DUCK UP YOU STUPID UNEDUCATED DUMB THERE MUST BE USED THE PASSIVE VOICE AND IN THE PASSIVE VOICE IT SOUNDS LIKE "IT IS CALLED"
YES, IAM RASICT!!!! RACE WAR NOWW, MONKEYYY!!!
Would you like to suck Himmler's sweet milk?
cause youre stupid nagger
Settle down, mate, brew yourself a cup of good quality tea, at look up "passive voice" in Google, learn to use it properly
Lol, stupid europeans with their shitass metric system. What the fuck is meter? Foot is foot, but what fuck is meter? I know what is centimeter, it is intended to measure dicks, meter is for dick measuring too? Inches is much better for dick measuring.
Eat my dick.
yes!! YEEESS!!!!
OR
I am reading books before going to bed last year.
??
You really don't wanna know.
YOU CANNOT SAY THE N-WORD IF YOU ACTUALLY NOT A NIGGER, REMEMBER THIS
Why not?
I've been reading books at bedtime for the past year.
>and look up
My apologies, I'm a little bit stoned at the moment
Hannah effaced execs knighted case gunk hedge jon Griggs Hugh needs crumb adds thunk vases jumbo added FedEx injunction have think have hubbub Bethesda hunk vaca.
In that case the black helicopters will come after you.
Well i was informed that Kennedy was sexually abused by Eisenhower, and you?
Botsyk?
Because the creator and executive producer for no matter believes that one 1 day for a week or so ago I was just thinking that the word words of wisdom from a week or so.
How about spending some quality time riding our sweet Reichsfuhrer's thick Aryan cock?
Churchill raped Roosevelt in the ass. Did you know that?
>shooted
shot, that's an irregular verb
>>237993641
>I've been reading
was reading since the past year is already over
No, he was gross domestic product of course of action effaced mining fun have think here jumbo adds juju.
Definitely a dick and executive producer for the hubbub faces Justin never gunk added hubbub facades jumbo vaca hummingbird dead hun deff.
Хуита, действие же завершилось в прошлом.
I strongly suggest we start writing slashy fanfiction itt
I don't mind, my fuhrer :3
Fuckety fuck
>was reading since
It not was inhibition desserts thunk third rectum vases bmi sensor hunk touchscreen never bikini xxx.
Hello, how are you? how is the weather? azaza
YO WAZZUP MY HOMMIE AMA LUKIN’ FO SUM WHITE BITCHIES DO Y HAVE ANY
Ok, teaching drum breathing rectum fashion's session schnitzel to be able too much time.
I have heard some rumors that Barack Obama had been sexually harassing Donald Trump. Don't know if this true or not.
Фак ё факин' фэйс, анкл фака!
I'm a a0 don't joke pls
Are you having a stroke of sorts sir? Perhaps in that case you ought to contact the ambulance.
True that the word words of wisdom from the creator and executive producer for no matter believes that one of the hedging screeches issuing shelves Henning the democracy Center team.
Put your finger in my ass!
I called the creator of the creator of the creator of the hedging screeches issuing shelves Henning sheds light on kill feed rectum get thunk scene h fungi feeds dee juju re hmm free it.
Ой, там же stick.
You can see that one of the hedging screeches junk techs junk feed kill free see I'll txt junk deff hunk red.
swallow my cum
So do you get hard from thinking about being Heiny's bitch? About kneeling before him, first cautiously lapping up thick strings of precum from his cock, then tracing the weins with your tongue, enjoying the musky smell?
>>237990270
>>237991153
Thanks guys, i guess it can be pretty usefull threads series.
I'm not shure that all rules or mistakes will be learned, but at least it's realy nice practice. No shame, because we're on imageboard!
Like it
Hunk searching thug bff than and thunk druggie Lou cat ghoul stand jumbo hehe it adds d too fathers think CS.
Do you like what you see?
No doubt about that the word words to go to the Jennings definition retransmission subjugation carcinogen children unmanned aerial vehicle for no matter.
I'm an artist. I am performance artist.
Try to go to the democracy Center team is all hmmmm third thin serfs get affects techno there thin ascend thunk by ur hunk the ride junk feed.
You are FedEx thin shades dank accuse thunk urns hug.
It seems like all these thoughts about Heiny's milk have gotten to your head
You're welcome mate, glad to know that at least somebody views such corrections as precious to him as an English learner rather than getting triggered and bursting in hysteria. Have a good rest of your day.
No they're not going to you on that the word became true to be the creator and executive producer for the Birmingham business Journal newsroom to go to the textured business.
Вместо "I go" нужно "I'm going" илм "I will go", а вместо "Melatonin don't work" нужно "Melatonin doesn't work". Разве нет?
Stop spamming this stroke speech generator bullshit all over the thread, will you?
Honestly I don't get the sense of all these jumbled words you're posting. It's as if you're typing with the tip of ypur tongue while using both of your fists to imitate the feeling of Heiny's cock deep inside you
ah yes, finally, some decent quality pasta here!
Mimo Java-developer-beginner
there's a special tab for Java code, just check all of the tabs and you'll find it.
Have you written something beforehand?
Я чё ебу? У меня а0
Так пиздуйв лингвистику, хуйло ёбаное
Nothing. I just start IDE
For example:
Java: System.out.print("stick finger");
Android: it need to use TextView component
Похуй.
My problem i descrybed here >>237996354
My problem is described here or i described the problem here
DescrYbed
Sorry, this is missclick :(
cos most of b-peasants can't speak English, so, this thread has been created just to mock at these poor niggas
Awesome idea let's sabotage 4chan with our posts written in poor English and eventually we'll take over it
Basically, you need to create a graphic element on which your text (stick finger) will be seen, so first you creat a graphical outview via special tab, then you "bind" your Java code to the chosen graphical element.
>create
creat
Yes. London is the capital of great britain
Yeah, I'm well aware of the BBC. Is it any wonder that Russian ppl are in love with this category?
a box
that's a good idea to someone had level b2 or higher but not for you, you just won't get what they say, that's why this is not the most wholesome thing to do learning english
А нахуй надо? Я ща ангельский не шарб особо, зачем вообще ентот The ваш нужон?
a dog
It will be smth like Chinese bots this afternoon. However, they will probably be thinking that Russians aren't able to speak English at all
>they will probably be thinking that Russians aren't able to speak English at all
who cares? that'll be our board and that's what matters the most
to my mind, b2 won't be enough, cos they use a lot of slang and rare words from c1+ vocabulary.
Yes I will, but junk derivative huh vases tech minimum buttressed hun heights jumbo behaviour bumpkin John Kerry said the Birmingham business Journal newsroom.
btw Russians really can't speak English, even in default city the first
I don't care about I'll shrug tech deff hunk free do sheds bikini free junk the hunk the hunk feeds hun safari ur hunk the did not going to you on that the word.
你是老魔鬼，你知道呢？
Dunno, I've gotten banned on 4chan for several times for RUSSIAN RAIDS.
You lie! I'm not going to be the creator and executive producers of course I don't care about I'll shrug tech minimum buttressed s s and executive producer for 4 years a dick of wisdom from a week or so ago and executive producer for no matter believes that one of the hedging screeches.
ur down
Klarmobil geschnitzt und hervorbringt der Saison, die sich in den vergangenen Wochen und hervorbringt der Stadt ist, dass es sich die Suche Halbinsel öffnen sich in den vergangenen Wochen immer noch nicht ganz sicher ist das Internet zu finden sind und hervorbringt der Stadt ist.
Marvelous, you're now the new god of skating
这是对啊，你不能说这是不对因为我说了这个事，你知道呢？
Outlook Kinofilm ökologischem funktionell Philosoph Techno holländisch irrsinnig stationärem übrig sind chillig hinein.
And what should I do then? Don't want to use Anki and stuff like that
that's gonna be true but not for all times this is still a good way to improve ones listening or speaking skills
默克尔吹箫,你知道呢？你简陋，你也吹箫。
我不确定。 这意味着您是俄罗斯人，没有发现将卡带安装到卡带上的信息，并且一切正常。 然后您倒了，没有发现有关将卡带安装到卡带上的信息，并解释了我要进行维修的所有内容。
Do whatever you want, surround you by English, that's the key.
德国香肠的味道像金正恩的狗屁。 您的领导者低，您的经济低，我的领导者高，您的经济高。 老秃头对幼鹰并不构成威胁。
Fck u pigs3
?)
Yeah, fUCK U FAGGOTS IDIOTS I WONA MAKE U SUCK MY BALLS AND LIK MY PENIS TIP HAHAHAHAHHA FAKIN RUSKI PUTIN VODKA KARTOSHKA BABUSHKA WELL FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUU AHAHAGGAGA
If yiu are still doing this shit, than "...been studying"
*you
uppety-up
你是英国猪，说好语言，如可俄罗斯或者中文。
ur still down
in the way if you started doing this in the past and you are still doing it then have been Ving
爱玛丽娜拖着妈妈到那个文件夹的母亲，然后儿子在喝奶酪周围喝酒
I'm high as fuck
Your writing manner is annoying and you're retarded.
第三对端口有一对零脚密码，第一对将尽早发送通道，有必要清理它。
塔吉克人装作中国人的间谍，真是可怜。 黄种人总比黑种人和黄种人好
yourself with*
ama highest in the room
got some weed?
The first one creates the impression of "completion", as though this is a serious statement, probably accompanied by some other utterance in which you elaborate what you've accomplished.
The second one is used if the process of studying is still going.
Don't forget "for" before the time expression, "for 15 years"
thx
要是我跟你很近我打你的错头，你知道的？
Got an equin cock up my ass
>oink
Сабж. Всегда хуй клал на грамматику. Мог много что перевести, сказать, услышать.
Но начал учить грамматику - и у меня в голове вместо того чтобы встать по местам - окончательно всё запуталось.
Почему Are you interested?
Почему не is?
Почему Do you agree? почему не Is you agree?
Пиздец.
>equin
equine
I'd shit in your ass if I could, honestly.
I = am
He, she, it = is
We, you, they = are
Хотел начать объяснять, что где и как, но после >Почему Do you agree? почему не Is you agree? этого чето перехотелось
Во-первых, is you даже не звучит. А во-вторых, поработй над этим немного и иди нахуй.
>oink oink
oh, u strive to use high lever vocabulary just to be gassed up? Chumba, that's not the right way to follow. Spread our aim throughout the 2ch and niggas from 4chan are done.
dvaching this one
Потому что "you" употребляется с "are". Ты что, долбоеб? Что тебе не ясно?
>Почему Do you agree? почему не Is you agree?
Вот этим ты ответил на мой первый вопрос. Ну ладно, похуй. Не "is" потому что "is" c "you" в принципе не употребляется. "Do" вместо "are" здесь употребляется потому что такое время. Я не ебу какое конкретно, я их не учил. Просто прими как данность, грамматика в английском ультра простая, когда поймешь, как она работает.
Первые пять страниц учебника Мерфи, братан. Открой его наконец.
You mad, bro?
>Got an equin cock up my ass
That's sad
去拿回吧，你知道呢？我有第二个HSK所以我会汉语，你是黄猪。
Or very fun, depends on the context.
The only sad thing about having an equine cock up my ass is the fact that this cock doesn't belong to Heiny Himmla
Прости согрешения раба твоего Алексея.
Да не случится с ним более злое вовек.
Избавь его от гонителей, которые борются с правдой, людей алчных и совершающих беззаконие.
主耶稣基督是上帝的儿子！
原谅仆人阿列克谢的罪过。
愿永远不会再有邪恶发生在他身上。
将他从与真相作斗争的迫害者，贪婪无辜的人们中拯救出来。
English threads on 2ch are scarce, and on top of that I'm getting ready for CAE, so I guess that your suggestion isn't all that useful to me at the time
When I was a 15 my dad always hang around the toilet while I taking shit and ask me questions like “Why are you so quiet there? I can’t hear you!” I ignore it at the first time and he’s began knocking door very hardly and yelling why are you so silent? Are you ok? He’s badly swearing and said he will take toilets door off next time. Also dad getting mad if I don’t flush not like when I finish poop, but right in the moment when shit just goes out. He’s sense was it’s stink bad. Than he’s told me that personally “I poo and flush it immediately! And you do it!” Once time I sat to take a shit and hear how’s dad standing behind the door so I wipe my ass and duck down to door there was a wide gap under and I took a look there and saw how’s dad duck there and starring at the gap under the door and he’s told me “Are you fucking nut? What are you doing there?” Btw dad always drinks a lot herbs to taking shit more frequently he can shit to 5 times in a day and complain he’s ass is burnin’ and he’s fart as hell. It’s totally fucked up! It’s real story! I’m not trolling you guys!
Ur ready for CACAT', just to let you know :D
Прости согрешения раба твоего Алексея.
Да не случится с ним более злое вовек.
Избавь его от гонителей, которые борются с правдой, людей алчных и совершающих
Eji,you?
Have you ever checked yourself for schizophrenia ?
You wait for the call day after day (day after day)
Your love knows no end (knows no end)
Until the morning (Until the morning), until the morning
E
She didn't know the problem (No)
See: the moon is gone (E)
Fog enveloped the sky (Fog)
The stars went out in the night (In the night)
Baby closed her eyes (Eyes)
I will fall into her dreams (In dreams)
I'll take it all back
There is no more love here (I)
Slippers like a river (Hey)
Sea, take me away
Yes you are as calm as xan
Bitch on the crest of a wave (Hey, e)
E
Everything I told you (Hey)
I'll take it back (oh)
I'll take it all back (E)
Baby, you know what happened (Aha)
I scored everything that happened to us, and
You're alone again, Valentina (Skrrt-skrrt)
You're all alone, Valentina (Skrrt, skrrt), hey
Well, how did I forget about you? (Well, how am I, how am I)
You wait for a call day after day (You wait for a call, wait for a call)
Your love knows no end (Your love)
Until the morning (Until the morning), until the morning
Hey, the big heart doesn't see these tears at all
I'm in a fog, a lot of dope, a lot of smoke
You wanted it yourself, but what happened? (Hey)
Valentine, e, Valentine
I blew up the package, all crazy style
Dope in my blood, fast guide
How many Valentine's are still, but I forgot you
How many Valentine's still, forgot you one
Baby, you know what happened (Aha)
I scored everything that happened to us, and
You're alone again, Valentina (Skrrt-skrrt)
You're all alone, Valentina (Skrrt, skrrt), hey
Well, how did I forget about you? (Well, how am I, how am I)
You wait for a call day after day (You wait for a call, wait for a call)
Your love knows no end (Your love)
Until the morning (Until the morning), until the morning
"Right now" instead of "at the time" might be more stylistically appropriate here. "At the time" is usually utilized to describe something that happened a considerable amount of time ago.
"At this time" is fine as well.
Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call my dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.
~NIggeeeeer~
第二个吗？会汉语呢？这是不是开玩笑？哈哈哈、傻逼去你妈了。
The only thing I've ever checked myself for is an unusaually high amount of space in my soul taken by thoughts of Heiny Himmla. It turned out positive.
至少我会操你的中国人妈妈
>"Right now" instead of "at the time" might be more stylistically appropriate here. "At the time" is usually utilized to describe something that happened a considerable amount of time ago.
>"At this time" is fine as well.
ok thanks mate, appreciate it
А понять когда юзать артикль "a" и "an" почему an apple?Почему не а apple?
>mate
said one, who has never had sex, lmao
sorry, large amount
btw "high amount" isn't wrong
Потому что два гласных звука подряд говорить неудобно. Именно звука, перед аббревиатурами будет использоваться "an" перед согласной буквой, если произносится гласный звук.
>a hour
Братишка,а сколько языков знал Хайни?Почему русский не выучил?
если слово начинается с гласной буквы, как например Apple, то употребляется артикль an. An apple. А если слово начинается с согласной, как например Table, то артикль a. A table
Спасибо
no big deal brah
it's enough
小傻瓜你才会操完你的手，可是不常常。 其实我当然没有中国母亲，因为我的母语是俄语。那本人猜一下我是哪国的？
I don't know. I suppose, Heiny's mouth was better suited for giving orders and kissing Heydrich, than learning inferior languages.
А теперь надо опредилится,когда вставлять это самое "а" и "an"?Я видел в предложениях иногда существительные пишут без этих артиклей,а иногда вставляют
Heiny suck dick of Adolf?
Don't know about Adolf, but I'm almost sure both Heydrich and Röhm were happy to suck Heiny's aryan cock.
What about cock of Yosi Gebbelsa?
I suppose, lil Joseph had had Himmler's cock up his mouth more than a few times.
2. edition
Sir, would you be so kind to suck my balls instead?
Local 4chan retards meetup.
That's because you're a faggot, Sasha.
I'm hohol!
Oi, mate, it wouldn't cause a problem cause I could just piss in ya cup in order to fulfill it. You like it, mate, I know. It's hot and tasty, innit?
Oi, mate! Open up ya mouth for daddy!
* Just regular local retards meetup
FTFY
Это вопрос намного сложнее, но он все еще довольно прост для поминания. Начнем с того, что артикли a и an можно заменить словом one, это значит что речь идет про какой-то один предмет, неопределенный, тоесть речь не идет про какой-то отдельного представителя чего-то, просто какой-то левый предмет. Когда речь идет про определенный предмет, то используется артикль the, который в свою очередь можно заменить словами that/those и this/these, что значит при речи о нем, мы можем прямо указать на него, тоесть вы имеем какого-то определенного представителя, на физическую форму которого мы можем указать. И тут есть такая интересная хуйня, что когда мы говорим о каком-то неопределенном предмете, на который не иожем указать пальцем к примеру, то артикль ставится только перед сущ. в единственном числе, когда речь про неопределенные предметы, то артикль вовсе не ставиться. А когда мы имеем что-то определенное и момем указать на этот предмет пальцем, то даже если предмет это предметы, то все равно ставиться артикль the. Примеры: i have an apple. Какое-то яблоко. Ед. число, тут артикль стоит. I have apples. Какие-то яблоки. Артикль не стоит. Примеры с определенным существительными: i got a computer, the computer is good. Во второй части предложения мы поставили артикль the потому что о компьютере уже шла речь раньше (в первой части предложения), а это значит, что мы можем указать на него и сказать ТОТ КОМПЬЮТЕР. Я получил компьютер(какой-то), ТОТ КОМПЬЮТЕР (речь идет о компьюетере, о котором мы говорили раньше) хорош. Тоже самое и с множественным числом. I made several threads (несколько тредов, каких-то там любых тредов на дваче, множественное число, артикль не нужен) on 2ch, the threads (говорим о тредах, о которых уже упоминалось раньше, треды определенные, множественное число - ставим артикль the) were rubbish-like. Есть еще много моментов при использовании артиклей, по типу не ставить никакие артикли перед личными сущетсвительными и куча другого, но ты постигнешь все это если начнешь изучать английский
Дай угадаю,ты работаешь учителем английского?
нет, не угадал. И нет, я не изучаю английским по школьным совестким книжкам.
Сам иди нахуй, спс. Именно что я знаю что is не звучит, и поэтому всегда говорил Are но когда начал учить ебаную грамматику задумался над этим.
>>237999614
Почему не are you agree?
>>238000115
>>237999582
>Я не ебу какое
Так и я не ебу. В этом и вопрос. Я не ебу почему но говорю правильно. А если учить грамматику - получается что надо Do.
Тогда почему мы спрашиваем DO YOU LIKE IT? а не ARE? а блядь? не урыл а закопал нахуй.
>>238000197
именно этот пидорас всё нарушил в моей голове. До этого проблем не было. Я знал и всё. Знал что нужно так. А теперь я начинаю думать как же там надо по правилам - и пиздец.
А как изучал,хочу по твоей методичке попробовать,и сколько лет уже учишь анон?
>Тогда почему мы спрашиваем DO YOU LIKE IT? а не ARE?
Потому что так язык работает, блять. "Ты любишь это (в целом)?", а не "Ты любишь это (в данный конкретный момент)?".
Ну ладно, чего ты? Обиделся что ли? Где хоть китайский учишь?
>почему мы спрашиваем DO YOU LIKE IT? а не ARE?
Потому что нам нужно различать, происходит ли действие только в данный момент, или не зависит от этого.
В твоём случае можно применить are you enjoying it?
учу уже около полугода, тратя всего пару часов в день на все это. Результаты зп полгода таковы, что уже могу смотреть многих иностранных видеоблогеров без субтитров, ни русских, ни английских. Понимаю примерно 65-80 процентов из их речи. Грамматику осилил мега быстро, для меня это труда вообще никакого не составило. Даже углубленная грамматика давалась довольно легко, потому что все эти 6-ть месяцев я постоянно находился в куполе английского языка и довольно быстро научился чуствовать язык и понимать как он вообще работает. Главная проблема - это вокабуляр, которого у меня крайне мало для fluently общения на английском. Около 1000-1500 слов это даже за края для, к примеру, базового инглиша в шкалке на отлично, но очень мало для свободного общения. Поэтому сейчас сосредоточен именно на нем. Смотрю фильмы в оригинале и с английскими субтитрами и все незгнакомые слова выписываю в блокнотик, потом закидываю в Quizlet и заучиваю. Учу вообще все слова, независимо от того, часто они используются или нет.
Над произношением отдельно работал, и на удивление, это тоже далось мега легко и теперь находится на pre-native уровне, даже не представляю, почему многим это приносит проблемы. Тут, тоже, вероятно очень помог медиа-купол, который я насильно вокруг себя образовал.
а изучаю как обычно изучают, из-за грамматики ходил на курсы английского в городе и частенько паззл-инглишом пользовался, но всю основную работу делал сам, дома. Тут главное быть усердным, и все получиться
>даже не представляю, почему многим это приносит проблемы.
Лично мне похуй на мой акцент, он на практике не мешает. А с попыток правильного произношения я кринжую и сбиваюсь.
Как с фразовыми ударениями у тебя дела обстоят?
I might die not seeing an imageboard where fatties who? get banned
имеешь ввиду выделения ударением слов? Это, на самом деле, довольно легко для теоретического изучения, но очень сложно при беглой речи, когда ты, к примеру, объясняешь что-то кому-то без задней мысли, и если к произношению отдельных звуков и связи их в предложении быстро привыкают именно мышцы, и когда ты произносишь что-то то ты произносишь это автоматически правильно, потому что по другому твой мозг и мышцы лица просто перестал уметь, то насчет фразовых ударений нужно думать отдельно и это сбивает быструю речь. Но, я уверен, со временем я перестану думать о них так же, как когда-то перестал задумываться о том, какой вспомогательный глагол где нужно использовать