- THREE THOUSAND
- SUCK A TRACTOR DRIVER'S DICK!
три хандред, а не таузенд
- Say three hundred.
- Whats the trick?
- Suck a tractor drivers dick.
HERE SHE IS, HERE SHE IS, WRAPPED AROUND THE DICK
THAN LICK A SALTY CLIT
С этого взлольнул.
@
DICK HEAD
@
MAKE A PEE PEE
@
YOUR UNDERPANTS RIGHT THERE
HEY SKINHEAD
GIVE ME A PIE
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DRINK A CAN OF SLIME
Be a brother
shit a square
ты заслужил это, куриная губная помада ?
@
CHICKEN IS HAPPY
@
LYING ON THE GROUND AND NOBODY EAT
курица-помада
WORK NOT A WOLF
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IN FORES NOT RUN
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ROCKET
@
YOUR DAD IS A TOILET BOSS
I SUCKED
AND WAS FUCKED
SAY 300
@
SUCK DICK TRAKTORISTA
требуются пояснения
Work is not a wolf, a wolf is a walk, work is work
Сак э трактор драйвер'с дик!
Лол блять!
Вот она, вот она - на хую намотана
вот она, вот она, на абу намотана
>>238819048
Не слышал такого никогда, спасибо
Auf, guys!
Я проснулся в семь часов
Нет резинки от трусов
Вот она, вот она
На хую намотана
WORK IS NOT A WOLF, WORK IS A RABOTA, HODIT' IS A WOLK
@
WHO SUCKED IT ?
path of the empty syringe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!
I am standing on asphalt
With the skis on my feet
Either skis aren't running
Or I'm moron indeed
By the house of mom-in-law
I just can’t pass by no more!
Either waving her my dick,
Or my arse exposing quick!
fasfs
@
STAGE BY STAGE FROM TVER, FILLED WITH ANGER
Cockhole
ONLY DICK IS STAYED WITH HIM
DID YOU FORGOT YOUR HEAD IN HOME?
GERMAN ARMY STARTED MARCH
Be a sister
Shit a star
WHERE? WHERE? IN KARAGANDA!
i fuck you bulshit shit
- How much is one hundred plus two hundred?
@
- Three hundred. So, what's the trick?..
@
- Suck the tractor driver's dick!
WHO WAS BIRTH IN AFROAMERICAN ASS?
Как диалог из фильмов Тарантино
LAYS ON HEART
@
HEAVY BURDEN
- wanna some beer?
- sure
- my penis will pour
- wanna eat?
- yes no maybe
mgimo finished?
Aaaask
Так тебе и надо, курица-помада.
YOU DRINK VODKA
@
TAKE CARE YOU VAGINA
*written
Fast fix
EMPTY CHOCOLATE BAR
ON THE BRIDGE STAYED PASSERBY
@
A FUCKED MOTHER HE LOOKED ALIKE
@
OUT OF NOTHING THEN APPEARED
@
A HEAD FUCK'D!
I CAN'T BREATHE :(
Проиграл
There's nobody on the heap
@
He has gotten 40 dicks
@
Who has fucked you?
THE STATUE HAS NO ...
HANDS YOU PERVERT!
DICK!
@
DONT YOU DARE TO SPOIL MY TALE!
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STATUE DOESN'T HAVE ITS EYES!
@
BASEMENT
@
YOU WERE KISSED BY THE SKELETON
@
WHICH ONE?
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MY DICKS WITH YOUR LIPS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXiBjuotIj4
O-O-O-O-OH SAMARA LITTLE TOWN!
@
HOW WORRIED I AM!
@
O-O-O-O-OH SAMARA LITTLE TOWN!
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UNWIND ME PLEASE!
SO LONG I LIVED MERRY
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KNEW I NOTHING 'BOUT NUTS
@
TILL ONE DAY THE NUTS DID KNOCK
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DID KNOCK MY TINY ASS!
>TECHNICAL OPENING!
Ору!
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YOUR MOM IS DEUTSH LOVER
TO DRIVE A TRACTOR YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED, SUCK A DICK AND BE FREE
AT DRIVING TRACTOR I AM GOOD, NOW YOULL SUCK THE DICK OF MINE
@
ONION
@
FOREHEAD KNOCK
>A HOLLOW IS IN YOUR ASS, THIS IS A TECHNICAL HOLE!
Поправил, не благодари.
В шепот
@
FAGGOT'S ANSWER
YES
@
CUNT
Чукча не писатель, чукча — читатель.
YES
@
GET A COCK
A hole is anal, but thaïs is hollow!
WHAT?
@
WRAP A DICK OVER SHOULDER
PENIS STRUCK YOUR FOREHEAD, NO?
IF NOT FOR MY CUNT
WOULD HAVE DIED FROM STARVING
@
A HEAD OF A LARGE CALIBER SHELL
HELLO, IS THIS A LAUNDRY?
@
DICKAUNDRY! MINISTRY OF CULTURE.
-SUCKED UNPALATABLE DICK
HELLO, IS THIS A LAUNDRY?
@
YES
@
CUNT
HELLO, IS THIS A LAUNDRY?
@
A LAUNDRY MY ASS, IT'S THE MINISTRY OF CULTURE
-WHY ARE YOU SO RED?
-SUCKED BEAUTIFUL DICK
BETTER GO FART-OUT OUTSIDE
BEER WITHOUT VODKA-MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN
@
NO
@
THEN WHY THE EARS A STICKING OUT?
IT'S TIME TO BECOME A ROUND SON
A month passed and they went to recieve their salary
SITTIN'-FARTIN'
@
FSB ROSSII (C)
BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG AT THE SALARY DAY
-CHEW TWO!
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CHOCOLATE IN ASS!
>LARGE CALIBER SHELL
Штоу?
Tell me 'glue'
@
Glue
@
Drink a bottle of bogey
@
SHAKE YOUR LIP
YOU'LL BECOME A PROSECUTOR THIS SUMMER
>DICKAUNDRY
Записал. Лол.
NO
@
FAGGOTS ANSWER!
@
IN MOUTH A POOPOO
GAY ORGY
SEMEN
ALSO SECOND
A LITTLE BIT ON THIRD
@
I'm pisces
@
And I'm beer
@
YOU CAN MARY FOR A HAUNCH
@
OR A GOAT ON A CART
@
SIR, ALLOW ME...
@
A GOAT? I ALLOW
HEY, HEY
@
GREEN FENCE
@
GIRLS FUCKED A PRIEST
@
HE DESERVED IT
@
BOOKKEEPER MIXED IT UP
@
LOOPA GOT FOR POOPA
@
POOPA GOT DICK
Они с романского что ли в английский пришли?
>>238818389
Поясните
Они просто припиздуныте все в пиндосии
лысый, пописай
лысая бошка дай пирожка
what a disgusting man
STANDS ALONE A FUCKING BITCH
OUT OF NOWHERE SUDDENLY
COMES A FUCKING IN THE MOUTH
IF THERE WAS SEA OF VODKA, I WOULD BECOME A SUBMARINE
DIGGING UP THE GOLD
THANKS TO MY CUNT
CAUSE I COULD DIE STARVING
CAN'T WALK AROUND MOTHER'S-IN-LAW HOUSE WITHOUT JOKES
I PUSH MY DICK THROUGH THE FENCE
OR SHOW MY ASS
TOMATOES, TOMATOES, TOMATOES, VEGETABLES
@
CUNT IS RIDING A MARE
@
AND DICK IS DRIVING AN AMBULANCE
What is the main part of a tank, private?
Armor, comrade captain?
No dumbass. The main part of tank is not to fart
А в ангельской стране?
WITH MY BOYFRIEND NEAR THE SUBWAY
WE KISSED EACH OTHER TILL THE MORNING
I WISH WE COULD KISS MORE
BUT MY WOMB ALREADY HURTS
Там тоже
-I!
-HEAD OF DICK!
Не I а me.
She II a you
Что за HELAME?
Not "I", dumbass. You should say "me".
А вот это хорошо.
- Me!
- A head of Timex watches!
STAYING SILENT?♂STICKING IN THE ASS♂
dumbass your mom is for sucking dicks for this cheap
COP WAS BORN
Sorry, what are you mumbling? I don't know the cocks language.
@
THAN YOUR FRIEND'S ASS
@
ALTHOUGH STINKS WORSE
@
BUT FEELS MORE TIGHT
Переведи обратно
WHEN YOU WERE FUCKED, WHAT DID THEY WRITE ON YOUR ASS?
Садись, в ногах правды нет
THAT YOU WERE FUCKED EARLIER
TEA PIECE DOOR BALL
GIRLS SWAM IN LAKE
@
THEN THEY FIND A RUBBER DICK
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THEY FUCKED ALL DAY
@
AND EVEN MISSED THE SCHOOL
CAUTION, THERE'S MEATGRINDER!
Did they write so?
@
RIGHT NOW WHAT?
@
GRANADE
Y got ur ass pedorasd m8
забавно, учитывая что оригинал и есть на английском
>GRaNADE
FUCKING RETARD
Ahahah, im lost
Боже какое быдло, транслейтором пользуется
I FELL IN LOVE WITH GUY
BUT FIGURED HE HAS NO DICK
WHY THE FUCK I NEED A DICKLESS
WHEN GUYS WITH DICK ARE FUCKING AWESOME
MY ASS IS NOT A PAPER AND YOUR DICK IS NOT A PENCIL
Бля, последнюю строчку с другой на автомате попутал
oh, shit, i'm sorry
We eat the last saltless dick*
I wake up at six o clock
Didnt found pants resin
Wherez ir wherez it
Wrappd 'round gad dem cock
UPPERCASELESS, PLEASE
@
YOUR ASS IS GOOD FOR DICK
А, понял. Не слышал такую раньше
FROM OVER A FOREST AND MOUNTAINS
@
MAN SHOWED AN AXE
@
BUT HE DIDN'T JUST SHOW IT
@
HE TIED IT TO HIS DICK
AND ATE
HORSEMAN PROVIDED SOME MEAT
EVERYONE SAID FOOD WAS GOOD
AND THE HOST WAS HAPPY
TALKED ABOUT HIS WIFE ALL THE TIME
Men eat meat!
Вааапщета будит So you and need, chicken lipstik
Мимо живу в англии
Ну кстати есть воплне себе аналог.
DICK AND BOB RECIEVED SALARY.
BUT ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT MESSED UP AND DICK GOT BOB'S AND BOB GOT DICKS.
RECENTLY I SUCKED A DICK
OF SERGEY SAVICH
IT LOOKS PRETTY
AND TASTES SALTY
Dem son
BROKE MARY'S HYMEN
@
FUCKED ALEX IN THE ASS
@
AFTER THAT SHITTED IN THE PIANO
@
WE HAD A GOOD TIME!
сука, лучшее!
>- Say three hundred.
>- Whats the trick?
>- Suck a tractor drivers dick.
Hello, is it Al Coholic on here?
WHAT TO DO? TAKE OFF PANTS AND RUN
WHERE?
@
WPIZDERE!
Budto drugoie fsb est canis lupus.
WHO IT ARE
WHAT TO DO?
@
ATTACH A DICK TO AN ANT
Заебись, ты теперь повторять будешь одно и то же?
- HE IS AWAY
- MAY BE HE IS IN WORKSHOP?
- SHEEPCOCK DOES NOT EVEN WORK HERE!
Ben Dover only here.
Повторил тебе за щеку.
RABOTA NE WOLK, RABOTA WORK
ONE GUY STOOD ONE THE BRIDGE
HE LOOKED LIKE MOTHERFUCKER'S MOM
AND SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE
FUCK-IN-MOUTH ALSO SHOWED UP
@
YOUR ASS IS NOT FIT
@
TEENAGER GIRLS FUCKED POPE
@
HE DESERVE IT
- THERE IS NON FUNNY POSTS
- POST LULZ BY YOURSELF
-WHO? ME?
@
WHILE MOTHER-IN-LAW BURIAL
HEIL TO ALL KAMAZ'
@
I'M DRUNK TODAY
@
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
@
THERE IS MUST BE A GAP!
@
TWISTED ON DICK
IN SHIT DIPPED
@
NO
@
WHY NOT?
DRUNK WOMAN
@
NOT A MISTRESS OF HER CUNT
ONCE 'TWAS FLYING OVER VILLAGE
A PIECE OF SHIT OF SILVER IMAGE
NOWADAYS THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH
UNKNOWN SPOOKY SHIT AND SUCH
@
DON'T MOVE! I'M A FOOL, DROP THE WEAPON!
@
WE ARE NOT WOLVES, WE ARE FOREST NURSES
-I'M GOING TO FUCK A CAMEL
@
TIGER
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
@
FROM A CAMEL!
CALL ME WITH YOU
@
I WILL COME THROUGH EVIL NIGHTS
SON, YOU EAT?
@
NO
@
NOT WHAT?
@
AND HIS DICK STAYED WITH HIM
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, MOTHERFUKER!
@
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
@
FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE THE DOOR
@
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
@
YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
SAT DOWN
@
AT KARACHIKAKH
— OBAMA?
— YES, SOMETHING LIKE THAT
ARE YOU BEING FUCKED?
THERE IS A CRIPPLE ON THE BRIDGE
@
HE KILLED A MAN WITH HIS DICK.
@
ANOTHER STANDS UNDER THE BRIDGE
@
ARCHING HIS DICK IN AN ARC.
AND I CAN'T REACH IT TO THE END
WHERE'S MY FATHER'S PANEL HOUSE IS STAND
I HAVE SUCKED AND I BEING FUCKED
PENIS IS ABSENT
>Половину не понял, какой то бред шизофреника
So I go-o-o
>SEE
Иди уроки учи
I CAN’T WALK WITHOUT JOKES
@
ALONG MOTHER-IN-LAW'S HOUSE
@
SO I'LL STICK MY DICK IN FENCE
@
OR EVEN SHOW MY NAKED ASS
@
Редпитед
THERE'S A DEAD MAN WAS CARRIED
@
BEYOND OUR WINDOW
@
THAT DEAD MAN HAD A WOOD
@
HIGHER THAN A WINDOWSILL
OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
PUSSY AND THE ASS HAVE MERGED!
BUT THIS IS CAN NOT BE!
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN BETWEEN!
THE THAAAA AND THE SHAAAAAA
EZHZHI!!
OPA! OPA! THERE'S A GREEN FENCE
THE GIRLS FUCKED LOCAL PRIEST
SO THAT WAS HE REALLY NEEDS
BUT I SAY WHO GIVES A FUCK
GIVE ME BEER AND GLASS OF VODKA
I'LL FUCK ANYONE TO DEATH
WITH A DILDO UP MY ASS
MINUTE LATER I CAME HARD
THAT'S THE POWER OF THE ART
в голос
LAKHTOHOLE FROM THE FUCKTORY
Do it right gayass nigga
@
DUNGEON
@
YOU WAS KISSED BY SKELETON
WHO, ME???
@
ДА МОЯ ЖОПА
@
ON DICK YOUR ASS IS GOOD
какой оригинал?
Я на днях пошла в театр,
Запихнув в пизду вибратор.
Обалдеть, какие чувства
Мне доставило искусство!
CHILDREN'S VOICES CAN BE HEARD
GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING HORSIE
ELSE I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU TURD
@
YES
WHAT YOU ATE?
SHITTING WITH A MARK-UP
>- Say three hundred bucks.
Oh Hi Mark!
LIQUID POOKNUV DIE
>>238820222
На жопе написали-это вроде просто прошедшее время.
WHEN YOU WAS BEING FUCKED, WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR BUTT
Рифмы нет, но звучит лучше.
HOW DO YOU SPEAK WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!111
@
FATHER, BRING THE BELT!!!111 LOOK WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL BASTARD WE GREW UP!!!111
содомит безразметочный
I SHIDDED AND FARDED
TURKISH DRUM
SNITCH-BITCH, SOURED CUCUMBER
@
LAYING ON THE FLOOR AND NO ONE EATS IT
WENT TO A PARTY
CRUMPLING ON THEIR BONY LEGS
ALL GET VERY DRUNK
STOP TREMBLING, YOU WHORE
WE'RE BEING FUCKED BUT GETTING STRONGER