*Testicle cancer
Школьник, ты бы хоть в разное время создавал треды, палишься же
I don't the fuck care.
chel, douchi anliysky do b1 hotya by. Tvoyo govno nevozmozhno chitat'
ooops, zabyl koe chto
This is my first similar thread, you've taked a shit in your trousers.
> eggs cancer
У меня нет такого органа, даун, suck my big sweaty balls
More likely balls cancer. Testicle sounds too formal.
Why won't you suck my biggest cock?
> an eggs cancer
So bold so even elegant
How "вы черти" in English?
we are cherty
You devils
I've losted because of this englishman.
Man, if now i'm siting in my computer, i be post american pigs to you massage.
>i be post american pigs to you massage.
Do it. It definitely will be fun.
Pidorashka, chill out.
We are not cherty ty daun hoholskyi
I was bringing a bowl of shit but stumbled and all shit got into OP’s mouth. Who’s the same?
BASED
You do alredy imagine the face of this prick?
lol'd
Perdiks, calm
I’ve just improved my English language skills right behind your cheek. Would you be so kind to check?
Uh, i've checked, this is so sweet
Do you want a little bit more of my magic brew?
>sage without sage
Thanks for bump
Noooo, don't touch my eggs.
> daun hoholskyi
I like this English
*Nuts cancer
>oink
fuck you leathermen
Hello, my unknown friend. I dont know English at all, but I try to tell a story for you:
It was (a) december. I will ready to sleep, but hear a scratch outside the door. I really fear. I choose a quiet road - go to bed. I don't want to check, what is it, because I'm loh.
I have English bad, I'm sorry.
I’ve just touched your eggs. So what you are going to do now, boy? Cry?
I agree you.
That’s a terrific story, many thanks for sharing
Testicular cancer, you fucking numbskull!
нихуя не понял переводи
Fartix, calm down.
Unfortunately, you are totally missing the point of the thread, my friend
I'm porridge, I started to use internet 10 years ago
>Когда ты программист и решил подтянуть английский для работы на западного барина с помощью общения на сосаче
> eggs cancer.
Cancer is who you are
Do you know, where are cancers spend winter time?
I love boiled cancers with salt and dill, do you?
I am calmer than when your deadbeat dad was upon realization of what a failure of life he has created in your face.
>>260030994
Enlighten me then.
>>260031018
So? A decade is more than enough time to become fluent in a foreign language. I remember being able to communicate freely in MMOs back in 2009 having used the internet for only 3 years at the time.
OP I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn't open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
Now, I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like that woman OP. You are like that woman because you are a whore.
*spending (sorry)
Раком яйцеклетки? У меня нет яйцеклеток. Сходи ка нахуй.
obviously they havent person to practice writing and speaking
Unpleasant post
You have the whole goddamn world wide web for that.
>>260031254
Already have, mate. Coincidentally with your mom.
inconvenient post even for sosach
Fartix, leave imagebords and go and play your oldfaggish games with your grandchildren.
>implying programmers need to communicate with living people more often than once per week
Very uncomfortable post. How sosachans make their living now?
> Enlighten me then
To have a fun, obviously. Have you expected people sharing their IELTS certificates and UK passports photos here? /b/ never was good.
I took a black pill a long time ago, son. Hopelessness is a second nature of mine at this point.
>leave imagebords
Been here for longer than you probably remember yourself, so fuck off.
>>260031419
I was lowkey expecting it.
But she has passed away
This post is so uncomfortable, it's actually unbelievable.
i dont want to become a yankee speaker, thank you
>So? A decade is more than enough time to become fluent in a foreign language.
I get that, but didn't think about importance of English, now I'm sorry. I just wasted fucking time in front of games and internet.
I know.
>>260031277
>>260031319
>>260031396
>>260031479
All me btw
>I know
oh you dirty motherfucker! I’ll see you in hell
>I just wasted fucking time in front of games and internet.
You were wasting time playing games in English, weren't you anon? This shit's the best to learn new words and idioms.
And yet still, you are of the better English users ITT so kudos to you.
> you are of the better
Oh mighty God, make me unseen that
>biggest
Ты говоришь так, будто у тебя их несколько.
Раз у тебя есть наибольший член, наверное где-то в районе гузла припрятан и наименьший, correct?
>>260030630
>terrific story
Так не говорят, обычно.
>pic
Holy shit the nostalgia.
I’m considering moving to London (capital of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland). Can anyone recommend good areas to stay?
Working visa?
>considering
You can fuck a pretty english cunt
> Так не говорят, обычно
Да ладно, с хуяли не говорят?
Not quite.
OP is the worker who only have to press buttons as the instructions he receives, this boring work made him daydreaming all time in order to pass time, however doing so everyday separated him from reality, he don't have anything in real life, all he got is his dreams during his work.
Sure, Tier 2
My nigga, envying you. What's your working field and total experience?
> English
> Gonna
Go away yanke
No one's talking like in your textbooks IRL, fuck off.
Ээ.. Блять, как там на английском общаются....
Hello, my name is russky!
IT-slave, obviously. Too many years of experience to reveal here. Implemented projects in the US, UK, France, Spain.
> eggs cancer.
Ты долбоеб? СУКА, EGGS ЭТО ЯЙЦА, КОТОРЫЕ ЖИВОТНЫЕ ВЫСИРАЮТ, НАПРИМЕР, КУРИННЫЕ! ЕБАНАТ ЕБУЧИЙ, СУКА. ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИЕ ЯЙЦА ЭТО BALLS, сука! А РАК ЯИЦ НАЗЫВАЕТСЯ TESTICULAR CANSER. ТЫ РАК ЯИЦ В МАГАЗИНЕ ВЫЗЫВАТЬ ХОЧЕШЬ ИЛИ РАК ЯИЦ ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИХ, ДЕГЕНЕРАТ, БЛЯДЬ?
russian is not a name is a nation
Сказал как отрезал. Но иронии ОПа не понял
> Egg cancer
Обосрался
Obosralsya
Shit myself
>Ты долбоеб? СУКА, EGGS ЭТО ЯЙЦА, КОТОРЫЕ ЖИВОТНЫЕ ВЫСИРАЮТ, НАПРИМЕР, КУРИННЫЕ! ЕБАНАТ ЕБУЧИЙ, СУКА. ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИЕ ЯЙЦА ЭТО BALLS, сука! А РАК ЯИЦ НАЗЫВАЕТСЯ TESTICULAR CANSER. ТЫ РАК ЯИЦ В МАГАЗИНЕ ВЫЗЫВАТЬ ХОЧЕШЬ ИЛИ РАК ЯИЦ ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИХ, ДЕГЕНЕРАТ, БЛЯДЬ?
its germs
Poshol nahui, pendos! I AM RUSSKY AMD IM PROUD OF THAT! Fuck you, stupid american sheit
Hats off to you then. Here's hoping that you'll find life there better than here. And never to return, of course.
Oh boy here we go
It was a good thread while it lasted lads
You’re a good man. I wish you all the best.
>Ihr Englisch ist schlecht, aber versuche es weiter
Everybody in the thread except this guy can't speak shit
> fukk das eng deutsch ist nummer eins
Поржал.
I’m happy you’ve liked that. XXX
Oi m8
U wot
U fokin wot m8y
I gonna bash ur 'ead in I swear on me mum
"That's terrific" or simply "Terrific" are the right choices
Кант
>or
>are
Mate…. Not sure you are in a position to give here any advices.
Ya cummed in your hand, i razmazal ego tebe po face, your actions?
What is wrong with that? I am just a noob in english
YWNBAW
Join the 41%
Or ->is
And -> are
I kick in your balls as hard as I can, and shit on your face while you are screaming in agony. Questions!
I'm depressed: at 4PM I need to make an oral talk in my institution. I wrote some text as a blacknote, but I will be scary and won't read it properly.
Moreover: my soviet prononciation can makes my speach totally non-understandable!
I hope they at least won't laught on me...
Eh, fuck those nuances and fuck you
Ви смішні підорашки, ви не англійці, а гівно.
>oral talk
Give anal then!
> an oral talk
Well… Mate… you got it wrong I afraid. You don’t need actually talk at “oral talk” event. Good luck to you
You exasperate me with all your whores, porn, fapping et cetera. That's such an annoying shitty crap that it is impossible to get used to this.
Did I make any mistakes?
Bro, just chill and leave this fucking hole like me. And then become it-monkey 300k/sec
Yeah, using faggot pretencious words like
>exasperate
Has anyone of you achieved perfect pronounce?
>>260033525
Bruh
Retarded dvachers didn't even knows how it calls. Cringe, as zoomers says.
pashol nahui pidorasd
Два раза that’s в одном предложении как то НЕ ОЧЕНЬ. В остальном норм, но меньше выебонов.
And? What's wrong with that? I know it sounds snobbiahly, however it's poetic and thus exalted.
А мне говорили, что в английском не бывает тавтологии, лол.
мимокрок из "языковой гымназыы"
There is any mistakes?
Мимо B2, противник порриджной движухи.
Why do dislike so-called «porridges»?
> snobbiahly
Dear gentlemen, can anyone explain what does it mean? Don’t recognise the word at all
Cause he is jealous bzdoomer
People don't talk like faggots if they are not.
So are you a faggot?
B2? Please post you certificate itt so we know you are truly a gentleman
пиздец, гордиться B2…
Sorry, my bad. The word is «snobbishly».
I, beyond all odds, am.
Oh I see, it does make sense now. I would still recommend you to avoid using rare words until you master the language. Even on /b/. Hope in real life you do follow this rule.
Whre's the black pudding and beans, cunt nigga?
Got it, thanks.
Do I need a comma here?
>Do I need a comma here?
I would put a comma, yes. Not critical, but I do recommend.
Dvachuyu adekvata
mimo british-kun vladeyu angliscim na urovne c4
>>260035408
>>260035501
>png
>2214
>951
>2625
English got no fucking punctuation. So don't bother. They don't give a fuck and you still would use russian punctuation rules
Who does give a fuck?
Vay ti otmetil minya
vaffanculo tu
>mimo british-kun
Why do you call youself a "british-kun"? Just of curiosity
>an eggs cancer
o vi iz anglii
Lol eheheheh, EGGS CANCER. I LOST
Why do you use english words when you speak Russian? I get confused every time I see that.
Shizoid, plez
O, vi iz forchana
Khokhol, plez
>CANSER
Did you imagine his ebalo just being wannabe grammar nazi, and spelling "cancer" like that?
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
I fucked your mom
B2? Man, you seriously? Don't tell anyone.
С1 passed by
Agreed.
British citizen passing by
оп, ты про табличку неправильных глаголов слышал когда нибудь?
> Someone who posted something in russian will get an eggs cancer ..
I smell a big fat commy swine under cover! Didn't they teach you proper English in Muhosransk school for intellectually-challenged kids?
You should have used "Anyone" here. And past simple is not a proper tense in these case..
>an English thread
>gonna
>only English (порядок)
>the anons
>who posted
>an eggs cancer
>an eggs
Не знаю английский нормально, но с твоего безграмотного высера порвался на то, чтобы высрать этот пост.
>B2
Ornul chet
Can you still get a job in NI mate?
Не слышал о заимствовании слов?
Agreed?
You know, when i was serving in the military, i used to do push ups, 20 reps every day, i tell you, 20 reps before lunch then, 20 reps after the lunch...you know it's like bird that craps all the time. Come on, i'll show you how i did the push ups, look: first i got down like this, then here goes one push up, gently, and then i did like this, push ups with hand clap in the middle, and like this about twenty times, well tweny before lunch...but later we got alcohol in the garrison and i quit doing push ups, and drank 7 ounces of it instead.
>Ireland-god
It's "Irish", you stupid cunt! Go back to school, you retarded pussyboy.
Ireland>the uk cucks
It's a shame to see when people can't (or don't want) to use their our language. Exceptionally when they explicitly use direct foreign words.
Sorry mate but NI is a part of the UK. I didn't get you message
Someone threw up on slice of bread?
Scotland>Ireland>N. Ireland>Wales>Cornwall>England>govno>mocha>Pidorakhiya
/thread
It's national British hryuchevo.
>on a slice of bread?
>Scotland>Ireland>N. Ireland>Wales>Cornwall>England>govno>mocha>Pidorakhiya
>/thread
Whose Crimea?
Cornwall is a part of England. Just for your information. St Eves, Newquay, Penzance.. all these nice places
>Cornwall is a part of England. Just for your information. St Eves, Newquay, Penzance.. all these nice places
Hrukni.
But you are not C2.
>I am calmer than when your deadbeat dad was upon realization of what a failure of life he has created in your face.
nice runglish
>Being proud of mastering c2 is like being proud of defecating without shitting your pants.
But can u shit and not put off sweater at the same time?
Why you so obsessed with idea of fucking your mother, Mr.C2-With-Google-Translate?
did you skip the geography m8? NI is indeed included in the uk but not Ireland though, you know the difference, don't ya?
and the message is that you are a faggot-maggotsorry, didn't actually mean that, but it's an imageboard and according its rules i have to insult you i mean Ireland is less cucked than the uk
>put off
Kakie zhe hohli degeneraty, pisdets prosto.
>Why are you
Next time you create this thread try to at least start the conversation. Maybe attach some stupid roulette pic, translate some copypaste, or bring something from reddit/4chan. For now I have no idea what to post here.
Share a story, huh? Well I just finished with exploring a e-ink reader I bought as a present for my grandma. It's PocketBook 740 and it's quite decent device, only I don't think they should cost that much. I took mine for 14k and it was a miracle as the price got up to 19k next day. And I fucking hate russian logistics, why is it always so terrible? No matter what company is serving your delivery, they ruin, like, every third of them. Russian Post, SDEK, PEK, CSE, internal logistic services of OZON, DNS, Muztorg and others, they somehow manage to fail even when they simply carrying your package from one point to another in the same district. Sometimes I think I should just pick my stuff myself instead of waiting whole day in vain. And I did it actually, before COVID, masks and QR codes. But now I have no choice other than suffer.
>Next time you create this thread try to at least start the conversation. Maybe attach some stupid roulette pic, translate some copypaste, or bring something from reddit/4chan. For now I have no idea what to post here.
>Share a story, huh? Well I just finished with exploring a e-ink reader I bought as a present for my grandma. It's PocketBook 740 and it's quite decent device, only I don't think they should cost that much. I took mine for 14k and it was a miracle as the price got up to 19k next day. And I fucking hate russian logistics, why is it always so terrible? No matter what company is serving your delivery, they ruin, like, every third of them. Russian Post, SDEK, PEK, CSE, internal logistic services of OZON, DNS, Muztorg and others, they somehow manage to fail even when they simply carrying your package from one point to another in the same district. Sometimes I think I should just pick my stuff myself instead of waiting whole day in vain. And I did it actually, before COVID, masks and QR codes. But now I have no choice other than suffer.
Yes, I am a native speaker. I have been graduated from the Oxford University, hence my English is perfect. And I shall gladly take this brilliant opportunity and urinate on the nasty pidorashques' snouts ITT in this thread. You guys a fucking uncivilized mongoloid subhumans and your country should get balkanized and colonized by the civilized western powers like Finland, Lithuania or Ukraine.
Сак май дик, кис май эсс
> as
pizdec, kak v elementarnom mojno proebatsa?
>I have been graduated
I do appreciate you tried to insult me, and agreed, this is absolutly appropriate here.
However I would like to make a point. In my original post I did a comparison between different countries of the UK, hence Republic of Ireland was out of scope. I do feel I missunderstood your lasr post and want to give my apologies.
Hohol hohol hohol
> I have been graduated from the Oxford University
Oksumiron, go to floor man organe.
шо не так ебло? основной глагол to be graduate - соответственно третья форма для времени Present Perfect - been graduated.
>Have you guys ever been abroad? I lived in the UK for 3 months while visiting my relatives.
Yeah, it's not a big deal if you have enough practice, but that's exactly what I'm in short of. If you never seen a pants and don't know what's defecating is you will most likely end up shitting them in a few first tries.
>основной глагол to be graduate
Какол, хватит срать себе в штаны.
Oh this is strong man. Doesn't give up even when he completly fucked up. Let's give him our respect.
This was just a mere bait and you've swallowed it like your mom swallows massive thick chechen dicks.
Native speaker
Tebe ne tolko praktika nuzhna, kakol.
>only I don't think they should cost that much
They're cost smth like 75 pounds for at least 10 years. Urinated on ur stupid blabbers face.
> опечатался = обосрался
как же хорошо в твоём мире, безграмотный скот.
>Ya ne obosralsya eto bait
What is the fucking colour of the fucking (but valid) British passport?
I bet I'm not going to see a right answer in this fucking thread.
Хули ты доказываешь, что не опечатался? Native speaker он, ёпта.
Getting some nice meat chunk of a pig like you for a dinner would be nice too, that's true.
Oi! I brought yer summat eat. How about fresh sweet bread?
because it's popular, (all media, pop culture science is eng. Do i really need to explain it to u?) wide spread meaning one can actually have at least some profit from it, the chinese speak it and sand niggers too; sure you can waste a lifetime learning some mandarin or alahubabah language but why, to impress somebody once in your life or go get a job in china/middle east? i doubt that. for example i know Italian but used it only a couple times im my life, it was job related, haven't used it since
everyone be like: -say some in italian!
- ohh buzz off
No ty eto na anglijskom napisal.
Lol'd from a French cuckold.
он всё написал верно, опечатался я
> to be graduated
он как раз всё верно написал, но шаблонный тупорогий скот, думает что обосрался кто-то другой, когда унюхал говно под собой
>Getting some nice meat chunk of a pig like you for a dinner would be nice too, that's true.
I've barely heard a French rooster voice, haven't you? Anyway, it doesn't matter
I ne govori, anon!
Ya ispravil:
"London ass a capital of Great Britain"
Idit, «I» always is writed as capital.
Look at this little pig faced russoid animal. It is so afraid to fuck up so he doesn't type in English.
>to be graduate
>верно
Скакол, мивину ты сегодня явно не получишь.
>capital
Capital of Great Britain?
>Yes, I am a native speaker.
So you are from English speaking country. We was you born my fried?
Just google it lol. We don't pretend to be british here. The same russian and ukranian /b/tards, only using different language. Except the "native speaker" guy, he's the one pretending.
> We was you born my fried?
бля какой же кайф, побольше таких тредов, проигрываю, аж сил нет.
My family moved to Toronto when I was about 5
>>260038792
Go drink your bath lotions, subhuman.
peedoraha, spok
>бля какой же кайф, побольше таких тредов, проигрываю, аж сил нет.
да, чот я тут проебался, джина с тоником накатил прост, сорян, мои извинения
>Yes, I'm khokhol. How did you know?
>>260038913
>Go drink your bath lotions, subhuman.
>My family moved to Toronto when I was about 5
Did you get my question? Where was you born?
Do not talk to me, pigposter. Whole your family should be gas showered.
t Native speaker
In Transnistria.
>Do not talk to me, pigposter. Whole your family should be gas showered.
>t Native speaker
you are an imbecile, idiot is written with letter o between d and i gfy
>Transnistria
Чё за хуйня? Ты пех, в Канаде дохуя уринцев.
another one bites the dust, it's O between i and t, dumbass
Please speak a human language, I do not understand your nakhryuk
Пошла нахуй, чурка нерусская.
>My family moved to Toronto when I was about 5
My appologies, could you please post any proofs like an ID and current date/thread id?
>Please speak a human language, I do not understand your nakhryuk
no need to apologize for misunderstanding, and allow me to explain myself, i wrote Ireland because it's an eng. country and really close to the uk territory wise, thus relevant to this thread
Mutts must be put in concentration camps
Western culture is degenerate
But you are a shit eyed ethnic churka yourself.
laughed my ass off this one
>But you are a shit eyed ethnic churka yourself.
Sure, I do understand. I visited all UK countries but not the Republic. Didn't like the NI to be honest. Wales is good as well Scotland. Still London is superior for a foreigner
How many pig pics do you have?
Perdix suck dick
>Cornwall is a part of England.
Ladno, Cornwall>rest of England, a voobsche obidno chto my zhivem v obschestve gde Cornwall just a part of Angliya
>>260037147
Ne tot flag, pidorakha.
hello from Bendery town mother lover
Sack may member)
Я не знаю что ты там кукарекаешь, но иди нахуй, чмо.
Mnogo. V etih papkah ne vse - svinyi, no tam ih bolshinstvo.
>Here we're gonna speak only English.
イギリス人はゲイを意味します。
>Ne tot flag, pidorakha
Пидорашка, вот так нужно.
>>260000000
Блять...
>イギリス人はゲイを意味します。
One more Google Transalte Anime Retard.
Are you cute?
Share your legs
English dog, plz.
>Ladno, Cornwall>rest of England, a voobsche obidno chto my zhivem v obschestve gde Cornwall just a part of Angliya
I was in Cornwall about 645837four times, amazing landscapes, coutryside and beaches.Fucking narrow roads and crazy local drivers. No decent job opportunities. Worth to visit once and then just spend time in Italy, South France and Spain.
Why does this snob put his pinky aside while holding the tea cup? It is not polite, it is not refined, it is plainly ugly and distasteful.
This is not popular. It's just that the fucking British set up colonies all over the world, and now English is the most spoken language. But that doesn't make it popular. For example, if the Japanese did the same in the era of great geographical discoveries, now the most "popular" language would be Japanese.
>>260039671
Закономерный обсёр хохла.
>schwa
Why is this so fucking hard? Fuck english, imagine being literally filtered by some (((sound))). It makes no sense, just give a look at this: THank you has the unvoiced th, THan is voiced. Now explain this dumb stupid shit you niggers.
Anyway, any tips on how to be more fluent at speaking? I watch/read almost everything in english and get almos any sentence, but struggle when it comes to pronunciation and know a little bit of grammar, still not enough. I was always bad at remembering rules.
Goto /a, anidumb.
I visited Tiraspol 5 years ago. The city leaves depressing impression tbh. And in a village nearby there were some houses made of clay with straw roofs and on the same street there was a 3 floor mansion of a local oligarch I presume. It made me laugh so hard, looks like picture from feudal times.
i was in England too, for thee years (Telford and Wolverhampton, west midlands) worked there at menial jobs, thinking of going to Ireland next year. London is a muslim hub now, filth and sand niggers everywhere, one my childhood friend that lives there told me
On what occasion were you in the uk?
/pol/-retard, just remember that i fucked your mother and cum in your mouth.
>London is a muslim hub now, filth and sand niggers everywhere, one my childhood friend that lives there told me
Not true at all.
>On what occasion were you in the uk?
Citizen. 11 years. All in London, East (Docklands) and North (Harringay)
> French
> Faggots that literally beheaded their aristocracy several times.
Well, lad, there is only thing I am going to say you: tais-toi, un fils d'une pute stupide, l'idiot de manger-merde.
Хохлозависимый, спок.
it is feudal, ordinary citizens can't do shit; visiting such places gives you a vibe of soviet time and a glee that you live in a better place, things fall apart here, prices rise people become poorer every year, no jobs, the youth leaving for eu seeking better life
да ты и с собакой покекал
neat, what do u do?
>Хохлозависимый, спок.
it, what else lol?
Опять ты со своей раковиной? Гриша, ты заебал
Chey Krym?
meaning for living, what job do u do?
i didn't ask you what are you doing
You didn't get it, sorry. IT, i've been doing fucking software development for last 20 years.
ohhh, shit, stupid me, i could've fathomed out; that's nice
Cheers
https://disk.yandex.ru/d/C1RO8Ium-RyPbw
>>260040375
А чо с моей раковиной?
>>260040751
You're damn sadomites. I can't stop laughing.
cheers mate, thank you. r u planning on celebrating x-mas?
>>260040971
watch this
>r u planning on celebrating x-mas?
not, not really. My family is fucked up so I'm alone now with my wife and a son being in Russia. This X-mas is not to be good.
at least give us a topic to discuss or else i might simply start posting about how much i hate niggers(i really do)
Gave you a topic right behind your cheek. Do you feel it?
You can try it too, it really helps.
didn't know there are people in this parts whom i have so much in common with; go on, elaborate your pov, why du u h8 animals so much?
All i can feel is how narrow your mother's onahole is.
>onahole
What?
хуета на самом деле, там по сути один и тот же набор фраз нужен ну и в общем общение примитивное
но это любых шутанов касается
даже в скваде я очень быстро заметил что одни и те же фразы кидаю 90% времени
2ch English Club. That would be interesting.
My grandmothers give me hate about english-lessens. This picture make me crazy >>260031872
But i all right want say something. I don't now how i can learning english - i want watch videos and porn in original languges and undestand ALL!!! But i don't know how i can do it...
I might be down for that
A2 ITT any answers?
>>260041959
я тут не очень шарю в технологиях, что сейчвс самое просто и анонимное. На работе у меня zoom и google talk, хз как там с анонимностью
Will you take a dick?
> самое просто и анонимное
Discord?
i pooped))
Only inglish, jebany buraka
Yes, I will.
sorry to hear that, take care
>fart
No, not really. Im pretty "chatty" person in real life, so I just chat about anything, telling stories and other funny stuff, sometimes Im asking weird questions and just wait for their response. And of course very often you need to decide, what to do next after you killed a boss for example, or you need to ask, which consumables or lifebars your temmates have, or disuss your next move if situation is fishy. Lots of stuff like this.
Does it have posibility to create smth like public channel and use it whenever you want?
> whenever you want
I don't remember actually. I just think that registration by email isn't such a hard thing to do. Let me check maybe there are some another service
> public channel and use it whenever you want
I mean, it is actually, but idk about how hard to do that and how hard it might be to register an account for some people around here
Will you taste a dick sounds better
>Does it have posibility to create smth like public channel and use it whenever you want?
There's one shit for that - https://whereby.com/
But they got some sort of restrictions for free channels.
> use it whenever you want
If you mean to make some room that provides voice chat that could be accessed by link, these are most popular: vk, discord, telegram
What's about Zello or TeamSpeak? They're looks anonymous enough.
>room that provides voice chat that could be accessed by link
Yup, meant this.
No difference for me. But people are less interested in less popular services
>пiк
Заберіть російську від прапора України.
никогда этой хуйней не пользовался, так что могу обосраться. ну всё равно, велком. english only
Доброго дня панове англічанє надайте допомогу будь ласка
You can choose any game you like. I mean, talking with anons is fine, but you can practice your english with native speakers or at least with guys who has really good english, like most europens.
It seems that there are two and half anons who supports this idea. Maybe we can connect to existing "english club" chat?
Бля как вы выдумали этот жаргон, это просто пиздец
Пчел, у меня 1000 часов в ханте на Европе из тиммейтами из оф. дискорда, там хуета а не инглиш
what's existing "english club" chat? can you share thr details please?
Man, you can discuss ANY topic you like, it's just a voice chan, you are not obliged to use it only for essential info, заебал.
Haista vittu, kylin lutkuttaja!
Puhun vain venäjää ja Suomea.
російська свиня пішла геть з треду друзів україни
Lol, real humans speaks like that. Nobody quotes Shakespeare or "London is the capital of Great Britain".
>kylin
kulin
А то так будет не хуесос, а деревенский сосун.
пофиксил.
Можешь но не будешь, разве что ты играешь на двух звёздах с теми кто только пиздит.
>>260043115
люди не разговаривают игровой инфой в жизни
>taked
yobaniy tvoy angliyskiy rot
Agapon, it it you? Are you banned in our cozy thread? We need your shitposting, out infinite stars lord.
I play on 3 stars, I can afford some chitchats here and there, why the heck not?
I am sorry man very good nice its begina
Я больше не играю.
мы собираемся - говорим по английски, проигываем над произношение и обшибками друг друга, велком так сказать
>>260038187
Teper' eto russkoi latinici tried
I, blat, dont know, how speak witch aliens, i am feel so stupid, my lvl in english is school, i am 28 years old, how boost my lvl in english?
Oh. man, it's too quite in thread without your schizophrenia. Come back to us! Teach us how to play!
It's quiet, not quite. Don't mix these words
С нами уже Enon, Monsterderien. Подтягивайтесь.
Open the window, buddy. We need some fresh air.
I know I can make some mistakes, Im just typing without google. I spotted a few mistakes by anont too, but I didn't point on them. We both know that I know the difference between quiet and quite, it's a basic vocabluary.
Lol you point at something not on something
>Someone who posted something in russian will get an eggs cancer.
+15 shekels, OP is a stupid shlomoswine
https://discord.gg/Z9gWXtxF
plus lepoque! давайте, заходите
Good old times when murimutts were not yet faggy nigerloving marxist tolerant BLM wusses.
I have been studying English for ten years now
Ok, fine, get yourself a medal, cool kid.
Lol u mad. The other guy is just trying to help you to type properly. Learn and remember
It's actually zoomers not zumers (from the word zoom) and every generation thinks that the newer one is a bunch of retards. So you have to give some zoomers a chance
>eng words
>pidurashque punctuation
>eng words
Go suck pinesess little nerdeck trying to look better than actually is.
>improve your English skills
>with non-native
>with B1-B2
Are you OK?
кто хочет поговорить на англ с анонами? давайте, мы онлайн
пиар конфы
The biggest
Вы оба забыли ебаный артикль САМЫЙ БОЛЬШОЙ КОНКРЕТНО ЭТОТ
ну в треде все C2/British citizen, а как до дела так все сливаются
I'm not mad, and it's obvious, than I know both words. It more a misprint, rather than an actual mistake. The goal of tgis thread is DSCUSSION, not the pointing at someone elses mistakes.
>>260045120
It's just a habit, right. I have no idea how to use english punctuation.
Yep, but there is a difference. Zoomers are the first generation crticized for being too obedient, too boring and too weak. All the previous youngsters seemed too enthusiastic and reckless to their ancestors. But the zoomers, huh
There are some of them, who looked pretty in their everyday life skills, but... Their number is too small, my friend. I had been studying some teenagers when I worked at school last autumn because of my occupation, but now I'm unemployed.
>>260045127
You should not be so arrogant with him, my friend...
Man, your English sucks
It's just your mother a fucking stupid whore who teached fucking stupid redneck retarded son a couple of english words, isn't it?
Have some confidence in yourselves, ffs. That or just don't bother w/ relationships.
As you wish little pine log. Your opinion really important for us.
Learn some fucking grammar, you rtrd
Watsup, ya wankies? Todah we gonna smash some pooftas, ay, mates?
That's a cool and informative disuccoin we have here. That's why I prefere talking to actual english speakers, not some angry kids.
Gosh, why don't you use a fucking verb when it's needed? Whats wrong with you?
I've visited my friend's concert. He is in the band which plays some shitty indie rock. And guess what, it was full of zoomers with weird haircuts, green hair and idiotic behaviour. I've seen some teenagers take 30 fucking selfies, yes I've been counting, so you're probably right. They are retarded. But why would you say that they are too obedient? Lots of zoomers think that they are "high and mighty" and know best, thus not doing what they are told just to show off
Go hit youself with a wall going to be hitten by ur mamma a whore. >>260045634 >>260045596 And take friends idiots btw
> you say that they are too obedient?
Cause they are the first generation brought up by the internet. So thery are brainwashed since early ages. Yeah, a zoomer may riot against his parents, but when media tells him to do smth, he does without any questions.
You'd better speak Russian, dude. English is not for you
Ofc ruspunctard
wannabes gonna stay wannabes
I have no idea what's popular with teenagers and what are their goals. All I see is weird behaviour, trying to look cool (actually cringe) and weird haircuts and clothes.
Do they still listen to crappy rap music?
And you probably mean twitter and tik tok as media
Fine, can you show us a propper usage of english punctuation? Everything you typing is just: puk lol ritard!1 with some greentexts.
Love my dick.
No i can't cuz i don't need it. Buy if i would like to look better and improve skills then i improve myself. And not make some fucking idiotic pseudoenglish simulacrum which humilates language itself.
Not only social media I was talking about, but Vice, Dazed&Confused (or smth like Lenta or Дождь in Russia), movies, music and so on and so on. The problem with zoomers is that their generation does n't have an acces to independent content. Everything they watch, listen and think about is the product of corporate propaganda. And it's actually the fault of our generation
>fart
k gotha
> Buy if i would like to look better and improve skills then i improve myself.
Why did you make such a shitty grammar mistake here?
Average zoomer tends to be really self-conscious, but it is wrong. They only play computer games, surf the net and they don't go out, don't drink alcohol near garages and don't fight or resist. Make sure you read my previous post again... For some reason it's popular with them to show their weakness and vulnerability as ADVANTAGES. They are constantly trying to change my rusty Russian ancient and traditional world, but it's because of their youth and silliness. Our law makes no exeptions.
Your English is rather good...
>fart
>fart
>fart
>fart
Cringe rustard never stops being cringe idiot nonethenless ur idioty is approved. So u can go POUR OFF yourself.
>>260046492
Look at ur keyboard braindeadtard
But they actually fight, man. And USA zoomers were robbing the whole cities and fighting the police just a year ago. Isn't it tougher experience, than some school fight behind the fence?
And please do not mention spirits, zoomers use drugs and it's much more risky
Pls speak Russian, your English is nothing but a nonsense cringe
Well, you shoud use "confirmed", not "approved". By who by the way?
Thank you, my friend. Yours is great too!
I've had a lot of practice, computer games in English (for example when I was a kid, I used to play world of warcraft a lot on EU servers and had to communicate), got some European friends and well and I had an English class two times a day back in school, on Saturdays too.
Your description fits American and European teenagers who talk about toxic masculinity and such.
Are russian zoomers are the same? What about people calling Russia the last hope for masculinity and such?
Fuck off
>shoud
should
>By who
By whom
His mistakes show only his fast typing. Your mistakes show total lack of knowledge
You would be right unless you have mentioned those events. In my opinion it was a simple plan to split American national mentality. War between white American country and black American city broke out. It wasn't American zoomers opinion to fight but it was a decision of their federal authorities.
I am not the one whom he responded to however. Just poking fun at all the lesser beings in this thread.
Just a C2 speaker passing by.
Definitely, but isn't it the same with all the previous generations? I mean, my parents were kinda ruining the USSR and they thought that it was their own decision made for their own good. But now we actually see that they were brainwashed by soviet authorities who wanted to ruin their own system, just as the USA authorities are ruining americans system now
DEEZ NUTS
Why so peedorushka?
English grammar is the simplest in the world. It’s not like fucking French. Just read some books, write some texts and you’ll get it.
Thx, ya bi sam ne dogadalsya. Mne bi chego pokonkretnee. A esche question, why i can understand and translate everything rly quick, but can't write normally? Ya eblan ili da?
>but can't write normally? Ya eblan ili da?
You just don’t have enough practice.