This shit is (raw), the Jedi Mind's (raw) It's war with the metaphor and you ain't seen a storm before You ain't Pac, get the fuck out of the underground floor It's over, homie you ain't got no love anymore Do it (raw), the Psycho Realm's (raw) This war's gonna end all, you ain't seen a storm before I ain't taking this shit no more We approach with a white skull when we assassinating y'all
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"